Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE Twitter profile

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Fafa Mukuru

2 days

You heard it here first!!🤪 There’s a 25% discount running for the weekend. Get your tickets as soon as you can on and tag all of your mooties!

Fafa Mukuru

@osoroKE

2 days

What are you selling today?

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😭😭😭😭😭😭

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2 years

I am in tears😭😭

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Nadedi😂😂😂😂

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Riggy G bana!🤣🤣

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1 year

Mbona ulisema Office of the First Daughter badala ya Shaolin Temple?

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2 years

Ukipewa menu alafu unaona kila bei iko na comma

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2 years

Disband India and the entire Bollywood!

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2 years

"Usingizi ya after mechi haitaki dem mwizi" Tweet of the month. September 2022

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2 years

Mmeamua kila mtu aongee lugha yake?

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3 years

I was offered sex today by one of my followers. In exchange,I was to advertise some toilet cleaner on my Twitter page. I declined coz I'm a person of high morals & strong willpower, just as strong as Harpic, the incredibly strong toilet cleaner. Now available in Lavender scent.

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Fafa Mukuru

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3 years

Delivering a kid who is completely healthy with zero complications is the most underrated thing.

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 months

Hiyo height si ya kawaida, ni ya Wanyama.

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@BahatiKenya

2 months

Missed You Son ❤️ #Morgan_Bahati

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Fafa Mukuru

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5 months

Men are not normal, never been.😂💀

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Fafa Mukuru

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1 year

Ukitembelea msee wa Kasarani alafu asuggest muende rooftop.

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

You are standing next to your total votes.

Martha Karua SC

@MarthaKarua

2 years

My day so far

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Fafa Mukuru

@osoroKE

1 year

43 year old me when my mom tells me to go and wear shoes so that I can accompany her to the market only to find her gone.

Ochieng🦈

@its_fanuel

1 year

But at 25 haufai kuwa kwa nyumba ya babako

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 months

Unaishi kwa reception?

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇

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2 months

Finally home we thank God for the day✊🏾

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

The abbreviation defines him.

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@Kenyans

2 years

Francis Atwoli in Geneva Switzerland during the start of the 344th session of the International Labour Organization.

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Fafa Mukuru

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8 months

Nilikuwa nimewawarn, yule dem wa chipo si wa chipo.

Robert ALAI, HSC

@RobertAlai

8 months

Started wearing Baba’s Kaunda suits and now trying to go Orange? I see the desperation to have Baba in your corner. Now let’s do it.

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Me everytime I hang out with my pals.

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Fafa Mukuru

@osoroKE

3 years

How it started. How it’s going.

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

"When it is 5am na bado wanaitisha mzinga"

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

"Babe, What are your thoughts on the increase in fuel prices and removal of subsidy for petrol?" Text her this and share the screenshot below.

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Took her out, mko wapi?

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

When you open the bedroom door at a houseparty in Juja.

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Fafa Mukuru

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4 months

Sijawahi ona a complete SDA Church ever since I was little.

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4 months

Sabbath greetings from Victory SDA Church Kisumu

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Fafa Mukuru

@osoroKE

2 years

Rashid Abdala huwa hachoki kushinda na Lulu Hassan saa yote?

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Fafa Mukuru

@osoroKE

2 years

Stay dangerous, Stay unpredictable.

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1 year

Hon. William Kabogo

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1 year

I wake up and think, how did I do it. In God we trust.

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Ukiwa base alafu mathe wa kibandaski ainame kukuwekea supu ya matumbo.

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

"Ukiona unatokea job simu ikiwa 80% jua umetumika vizuri" Nadedi 😂😂

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Confuse the enemy.

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Fafa Mukuru

@osoroKE

3 years

Unaamka mapema kuhepa jam kumbe pia jam imeamka mapema.

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Ukiwa base ya keg alafu ukumbuke harusi yako imeanza.

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Fafa Mukuru

@osoroKE

3 months

Umeinua kichwa kama tipper ya mchanga tusione landing strip?

ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ʜᴀs ɴᴏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ.

@Cwambuii

3 months

😬😬😂

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Fafa Mukuru

@osoroKE

2 years

How it started vs How it is going

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Fafa Mukuru

@osoroKE

2 years

Just secured a drivers job at Kanye Breweries and have been given my first load, where do u guys want the accident....???

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Mahindi choma guy tells me he makes around 7k every evening.

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Lmao I slept for 9 hours and 46 minutes last night. Gtfo

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Fafa Mukuru

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1 year

Ebu tuelewane Shix, mbona hauzeeki?

SHIX KAPIENGA - WANJIKU KARANJA

@shixkapienga

1 year

Karibuni lunj 🤪 #HappyChild

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Fafa Mukuru

@osoroKE

2 years

Sasa mbona ulikuwa unani-invite kama ulikuwa unajua bibi yako atakuwa?

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2 years

😂😂

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Fafa Mukuru

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4 months

Bado nadedi.😭😭😂😂

Jonathan Mwaniki

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4 months

Huyo ni police amenguka kwa maji ama nimeona jaba kwa news😂😂😂

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 months

Hii Kenya kuboeka pengine utake mwenyewe.

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Fafa Mukuru

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3 months

Why aren't you wearing a maroon jacket like it?

Wairimu Gitau

@betta_gitau

3 months

I accidentally matched my outfit with the dog 😂

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Passswaaaad.

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Tulifika club wakatufreeze kama kawa sababu ya age. Kumtolea ata 300 ya beer moja akakataa, nimesimama hapo nje na maboyz wangu tunajaribu kumsikizia amekataa bana. Tumekaa hapo kitu 30 minutes hadi akatuuliza tunangoja nini, mmoja akashout "Tunangoja afike 25" Niliskia tu bare😭

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2 years

Can we do a thread of your experiences with club bouncers?🥲🥲🥲

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Sijui kama mliona hiyo documentary ya NTV ya doc ana-assault female patients sexually?

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 months

Ungekuwa unafuatilia missing marks zako hivi ungekuwa umeshagraduate.

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2 months

Mnyama finally at Malaba Boarder

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Hapo kwa deletion kwa server, Murgor ameoshwa clean na Dennis Nkarichia. Mjamaa ameanza kuexplain hadi commands za IT. Badala ya team blue kutafuta mtu anaelewa IT walikuwa wanaongeza food color ya blue kwa ugali😭😭

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Brathe umeona hiyo thread ya backshots?

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Fafa Mukuru

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1 year

Generation Z are a special lot.

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

I just remembered I landed in Nakuru yesterday and saw this.....Only 150 from Nairobi to Nakuru plus food and refreshment....Lee Kinyanjui has done it

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Na si uketi vizuri ama uko na onlyfans pia?

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2 years

Playing evening music..

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Fafa Mukuru

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7 months

What would you do in this situation?

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Walete rerun tuoshe mzee na 80% sasa.

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Sipping a Ksh 750 beer all night at the Karen Country Club.

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Fafa Mukuru

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5 months

Mbona wewe hujavaa slippers?

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5 months

Chilling with my brother 😂😂

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Fafa Mukuru

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4 months

Hii imeenda!

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Fafa Mukuru

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3 years

Is this a real interview because it has me gone!😂😂💀

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Fafa Mukuru

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5 months

😂😂😂💀

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Nice grip, I have a second assignment for you.🥺

Marlene Lucas

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2 years

My first assignment 🥺

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Ukiuliza dem mwenye ni agemate yako vitu zinamstress at the moment unaweza shangaa sana. We are worlds apart from that gender.

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Fafa Mukuru

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1 year

I am so happy for Crazy Kennar bro🥺🥺

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

I can't breath properly😭😂😂😂

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Fafa Mukuru

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10 months

Uliza mwalimu wa maths.

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Utapata amefungia Bobby Wine hapo ndani

Seth Olale

@SethOlale

2 years

President Yoweri Museveni’s Armored Mobile Toilet at Kasarani stadium.

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Fafa Mukuru

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3 years

Bedsitter brothers wondering why their main meko has been referred to as security meko

sab 🇰🇪

@Sab__G

3 years

Gas iliisha nikatoa security meko. Then I got twin yolks. It's a good day

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

I am afraid that this is not the DO I had in my mind, kizungu ya Brookhouse goddammit!

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Fafa Mukuru

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9 months

😂😂😂😂

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Fafa Mukuru

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5 months

"Nitatransfer to India next week"

Kenya Wildlife Service

@KWSKenya

5 months

What did the lion tell the zebra? Caption this. #ExploreExperienceConserve

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Have you ever seen these trucks written Rongai? Who owns them?

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Fafa Mukuru

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1 year

Photographer wa Riggy G realising he no longer needs to wake up early.

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Fafa Mukuru

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6 months

Akbas

@Ammar_Kassim8

6 months

MANDERA COUNTY IS A CORRUPTION FREE ZONE!!

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Fafa Mukuru

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4 years

Nani aliiguza mgongo na mkono baridi?

Tilingi 🐘🐘🐘

@ArapTilingi

4 years

Kiawara. Nyahururu - Nyeri road

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Who owns Kensalt?

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Fafa Mukuru

@osoroKE

2 years

"Those ones who I have not kissed should remain behind for a few minutes"

Droid

@droid254

2 years

Caption

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Fafa Mukuru

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3 years

"Beb huyo dem nilimpea Watch avae tu juu sina time yake"

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Fafa Mukuru

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4 years

The father took the photo.

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Fafa Mukuru

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9 months

My suspicions have always been accurate.

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Fafa Mukuru

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8 months

Ama alikuwa anataka kukuokota?

MJ🥰

@itsMJ_Ke

8 months

Last month nililipa takataka via mpesa kumbe this guy saved my number. Amenipigia kuniambia ati alikuwa ananisalimia tu tf🥺

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Fafa Mukuru

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11 months

Mister

@muchirrii

11 months

Huwa mnarudishia mwili shukrani aje?

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Fafa Mukuru

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3 years

A nduthi guy making 700 in a day lives a better life than a banker making 37k in a month No school will ever teach you that.

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

In 6 months, Juliani has done the thing that the enemy was unable to do for 10 years.

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Fafa Mukuru

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1 year

Mungai Eve is 22 years old but has been in a relationship for 8 years? Siet

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Nadedi😭😂😂😂😂

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Fafa Mukuru

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4 years

Mimi naona hapo Likoni wapange tu hizo ferry kwa line mpaka mwisho alafu watu wanapita juu kama bridge🙄

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Fafa Mukuru

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1 year

Gentlemen, number 3 or 4?

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Nadedi😂😂

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Mungu Baba, squad yetu ata Fourteen Falls tumeshindwa kuenda.🙄

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Fafa Mukuru

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3 years

A Halfghanistan?

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Fafa Mukuru

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1 year

Mungai Eve ukimuangalia na angle flani hukaa kuwa na kaushago fulani tho

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Fafa Mukuru

@osoroKE

3 years

Unacharge how much kushtua ndege kwa shamba ya mahindi?

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Fafa Mukuru

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9 months

Nadedi buna😂😂

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Fafa Mukuru

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10 months

Na mbona umeivalisha viatu na jeans?🥲

BIGFISH🐠

@osumo_brad

10 months

This bull is only 1 year old, sijawahiona ng'ombe kubwa hivo.

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Fafa Mukuru

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3 years

I have never understood why overly religious people are always struggling financially.🤨

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Fafa Mukuru

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2 years

Nadedi😂😂😂😂😭

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Fafa Mukuru

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4 years

Ki-Betty ndio imeuza Betty Kyalo.

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Fafa Mukuru

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1 year

Men just want to have fun😂😂

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