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@t3niola

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Edo witch, Yorùbá demon.

London, England
Joined December 2008
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
4 years
Hello to my new (male) followers, please note that I am a child of disobedience and a member of the feminist coven, so today fine picture, tomorrow men are scum. To be forewarned is to be forearmed. ✌🏾
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@t3niola
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3 months
My fave things rn are these butterfly hairpins that flutter as I move. ☺️
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@t3niola
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2 years
I knew this already, but I'm just finding out that those of us with an internal dialogue are in the minority? So most of you are going around with radio silence in your heads??? Aren't you scared? 😭😭😭
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
4 years
Of all of terrible traits a person could possess, I find unkindness/a lack of empathy to be the least tolerable.
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
4 years
Wow, beauty and brains
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Mine
4 years
What’s an insult that actually sounds like a compliment?
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
3 years
If I ever won any type of life changing money, I'm just going to sleep for like 24 hours first. Just be waking up to hydrate and pee until I've slept all the suffering and labour out of my system.
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
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I'm glad that my generation of women are slowly becoming more adept at identifying non-violent forms of abuse. Smash your 1000 piece puzzle just as you're finishing? Abusive. Systemically kill your plants while watching you worry about them? Abusive.
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@t3niola
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1 year
Davido, AG Baby and Fireboy are in the club we're in rn, and there's a *huge* crowd around their table. A clean 75% of them are men. I don't want to hear PIM from men about gold-digging women. Men are the *biggest* groupies going.
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
2 years
I hate office politics from the bottom of my very soul. I should not need to be good at this two faced, manipulative shit when I'm good at my job. That should be enough!
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
4 years
Ask any woman who grew up in Nigeria, the country is full of paedophiles, FULL! From your pastors to your imams to the neighbours to your friends' younger brothers down the road. Full!
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@t3niola
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5 years
Lol Cardi has put a seal of approval on Nigeria's win 😂😂😂🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
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@t3niola
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3 months
I don't understand what is visually appealing about this man, like... at all.
@ade_sheedar
Adetutu🤍
3 months
Foolish boy…this is how he tempts and sleeps with married woman..Ashewo oshi
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@t3niola
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2 months
I know I'm biased but Nigerians are my favourite people in the whole world. 😂😂😂
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
6 years
You single men under 35 should hurry up and marry before you expire
@stanleybentu
Stanley Bentu
6 years
Babies born to dads above 35 years risk health problems
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
4 years
Also standing with Namibian women! Stop killing us!!!! #ShutItAllDown #ShutItAllDownNamibia #JusticeForNamibianWomen 🇳🇦🇳🇬
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@t3niola
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2 years
Bank holidaze! ☀️🥰
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@t3niola
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3 months
I don't believe him, and the reason is entirely because his clothes fit and drape badly.
@DHKRULLAH
SK 🇬🇧🇬🇧
3 months
Did he just say he earns £300-400k a year? Like £25k monthly? 😳🙏😩🙆🏿‍♂️
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@t3niola
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4 years
#EndSARSprotests London! Come thru!
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5 years
Lol they come in cereal boxes this year. #madebygoogle
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@t3niola
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4 years
You people protested at toll gate and the governor appeared, it is clearly a pressure point. Find pressure points. Disrupt traffic. Muri Okunola na for concert, this is not fucking December rocks! #SarsMustGo #SARSMUSTEND
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@t3niola
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2 years
Love a girlfriend proposal but please, it's "Will you be my girlfriend?", not "Would you..." 'Would' is for conditional or hypothetical statements. Eg. "Would you be my girlfriend if I were poor?" (The answer is no). Yw. ☺️
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@t3niola
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6 years
Your MCM thinks looking smart while working for an honest living is laughable. He is an idiot.
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
4 years
At the end of the day, no one knows how to do life perfectly. We're all learning on the go so I think we should extend a little grace to one another.
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@t3niola
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Going from "King of Feminists" to "women should be stay at home mums" in like two years is wild!!! Bear in mind, this man's wife is an actuarial scientist and more accomplished than he could ever hope to be.
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
2 years
You see? They want us to believe this one but watching Dr Strange is a problem. All na blockbuster. 😂
@TosinofJesus
Renée
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A woman's fibroid came out by itself before operation just at the news of the arrival of Pastor W.F. Kumuyi If he now started praying nko 😭😭😭 Omooooooooooo
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@t3niola
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2 years
'Ẹni bá lè ṣe snap nínu Uber, ọjọ́ tó bá wọ dánfó, kò gbọdọ̀ gbé camera lẹ̀." - a modern day proverb! ☺️
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@t3niola
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Steal your tea set then gaslight you? Abusive o! In all these instances, it is not an overreaction to leave.
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
4 years
So... The secretary, who probably did nothing other than exist to warrant the attention, lost her job cuz your son has a wandering eye. Interesting.
@PastorEAAdeboye
Pastor Adeboye
4 years
One of my sons once told me that he was always excited to resume in the office every Monday because he would get to see his secretary again. I told him to fire her immediately. Nothing and no one is worth your marriage.
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
4 years
@Imoteda Lol I absolutely walk out when I get my hair and nails done. I paid for the service and that has fulfilled my end of the contract. The solution to waiters being paid badly is to pay waiters more, not to transfer the burden to the customer who has already paid.
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@t3niola
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2 years
Eyo has a certain look that you like in high school. Very unthreatening, cute like a baby cute. (Plus lighter skinned) Placid is gorgeous, those babes are just too young to see it properly. We will help them.
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
4 years
Lol do our political parties have ideologies? Is it not just one massive association of thieves split into two?
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
6 years
Date however you want, shout your love from the rooftops if that's how it's doing you and if you lose, there is no shame. You tried for love and there's nothing more hopeful, or human.
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1 year
I love Davido man, he went out to vote. Not like that you people's fake 'revolutionary' chilling in Cali, only to release song next month about one govt oppression.
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@t3niola
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@486timetable The thinking and the narrating don't happen separately after one another. We think in narration. They're one and the same, thus no slower than I would imagine that others think, just audibly (to us). Also there can be multiple streams of thought all being narrated at once.
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4 years
"everybody in London walks". Shut up. First of all, we have pavements.
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5 years
Elite gene pool init
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1 year
I spend more recklessly the closer I am to broke... what is the reason?
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3 years
One day, you people will understand that emotional needs can be fulfilled outside of romantic relationships. Don't you have friends?
@AbiolaO_
DAISY🌻💜
3 years
This is no banter but really how do single people cope? Cause there are days you can’t pick yourself up, you feel less motivated and all you need is a support system. Knowing you have your person who’d help feel that void kinda makes it better I think.
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@t3niola
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4 months
I'm mad that Burna makes it impossible to support him with one's full chest, because on craft alone, he's peerless!!! Why must he be such a bellend?
@the49thstreet
49th.
4 months
Burna Boy creates history as he becomes the first Nigerian artist to perform on the #GRAMMYs main stage 🇳🇬
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@t3niola
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4 years
Don't mind me, just updating my media 😊
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5 months
I have an unpopular opinion about this. Social media has caused a lot of geographical context collapse. We saw it with Adele dressing up for Notting Hill Carnival a few years ago. Americans were adamant that she was appropriating and literally no one in Britain batted an eyelid.
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@t3niola
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6 years
Men who simply cannot compliment you without bashing another set of women! So fucking irritating. Just got told, not for the first time "oh I really like your hair, you're not like all these women with weaves and fake hair" I said I like weaves too. So what now?
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@t3niola
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4 years
Ronke Raji deserves every inch of smoke she's getting, and personally, y'all aren't deplatforming her quick enough for someone who has the temerity to ask if she's our president while souls are literally perishing.
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@t3niola
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3 years
- I would like to be cuddled.
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Pre-rich Bitch
7 years
Melanin Munroe or nah?
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6 months
Single income household.
@diaryofa9jagirl
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What are the biggest challenges of being single?
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
3 years
I can't lie, we pay so so poorly for labour in Nigeria is why we can enter CH and say with our chest that having nannies in Naij is cheap. Of course it's fucking cheap, 99% of them don't get paid a living wage.
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@chefobubu LOL @ the disclaimer. I spent a large portion of my life thinking my mother hated me tbh, cuz that's what it felt like. Grew up and realised the babe just never really liked motherhood like that. We're better friends now, both as adults.
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2 years
N39k owo lobster is like £58. That's a pricey main even by UK standards tbh. For such a tedious food, ọmọ.
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1 year
There's a crisis in RCCG, the church is increasingly concerned about its inability to retain young members. When I was PSF exec, they constantly looked for ways to retain youth membership. The church is dying, it's population is ageing, yet attitudes like this persist. Dey play
@michkol1
Micheal Olatunji
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"I will leave RCCG" "I will stop going to RCCG" LOL. April is here already and we're planting many more parishes in Nigeria and abroad, even closer to your house!
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
4 years
When men get angry at a woman and immediately start insulting with 'bitch', 'hoe' and go straight to threatening violence, that is exactly who that man is. Forget "stepped out of character, I got angry", that man is violent and abusive. Have sense.
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
6 years
Nigeria: jollof rice, and wizkid Other African countries:
@nbstv
NBS Television
6 years
George Weah, the 25th and current president of Liberia has today announced that the University of Liberia and all other Public Universities are tuition-free for all undergraduates. #NBSUpdates
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I miss physical touch. Not just intimate touch, I miss hugs. 😔
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4 years
I find it so absurd that men take jobs in random countries or cities and the wife is expected to pack up her life, fold up her ambitions and follow you, regardless of how it adversely affects her, but the reverse is rarely ever the case!
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I feel like we need to constantly remind ourselves that this election was stolen. Yes, some people voted for tinubu, but not enough to make him president. APC stole the election.
@Funabynature
love
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You know what’s crazy? If the election were to be repeated today, amidst all this hunger and suffering, the result won’t be any different. People will still vote in this government.
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Pre-rich Bitch
3 years
Man, Hillary's loss still burns me. This woman was the most qualified person to run for president ever!
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4 years
I honestly do not understand how people my age have children. Whole other beings dependent on you for survival? I'm dependent on me for survival and man I'm barely getting by 😭😭😭
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4 years
There's no point in Buhari addressing the nation tbh. He is the commander-in-chief of the Nigerian armed forces, he made the kill order, he murdered all those people. I'd rather not be lied to on top of all of it.
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4 years
The families of the dead have not received restitution or justice but it's police we should take care of? Werey tín yí yín lórí ni?
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Ọmọ. Nigerian women have a long way to go. Can't liberate yourself if you don't even see your chains.
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@t3niola
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5 years
If I don't give you people, how will you take? 🤔🤔🤔
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3 years
I gave them goddess vibes yesterday 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
6 years
Until head of house comes.
@TiwaSavage
Tiwa Savage ⚔️
6 years
Like I said before, MY RULES ❗️
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1 year
This one.
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@TheyLuvvLi_
liyah biaa 🤍
1 year
Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚
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2 years
The NHS is calling for more black blood donors to help with an increase in Sickle Cell patients needing blood. If you're in the UK, please consider registering and donating.
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@t3niola
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4 years
"One day we will talk about... but you guys aren't ready" Open your mouth and talk or gbenu oshi soun! 🙄
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Pre-rich Bitch
4 years
It's interesting that you lot are talking about the $21k as if that justifies the way that man abused his son. In fact, I put it to you that the boy's parents failed him. If you don't know until after results day that your child is failing, you're a bad, negligent parent.
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
1 year
Anyway, May has been a resounding failure in financial management, we go again in June.
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Pre-rich Bitch
3 years
"Don't let what he wants eclipse what you need. He's very dreamy, but he's not the sun, you are."
@GreysABC
Grey's Anatomy
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Tell me you watch Grey's Anatomy without telling me you watch #GreysAnatomy .
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Nigerian parents can die before they apologise lool My mum did a thing, I asked her to apologise, she has not. The babe has been ringing me 2x a week for 3 weeks trying to guilt me into talking to her. Unfortunately I inherited Stubbornness SuperMax™️ from her + her husband.
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4 years
Four eyes
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4 years
I genuinely hate so many of you.
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@t3niola
Pre-rich Bitch
5 years
This tweet is what happens when you display basic manners in order to receive a reward instead of just because it's the right thing to do. Do better.
@Morris_Monye
Mo-Mo
5 years
Just left a popular "chicken" eatery in Lagos. As i was entered, a young lady (Cant be more than 25yrs) was exiting and i held the door for her. She didnt say thank you or even acknowledge my gesture. At that moment i understood why Uber drivers sometimes quarrel with ladies.
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@t3niola
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4 years
Cute or whatever 🥰
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@mao_0k @PreciousGNSD Meh, investment management is one of those careers where you will pick up good style by force because of who your clients are and who you're surrounded by. This man is not earning 300k.
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@_SamUncensored If this were the case, consider that there would be almost nobody my age who’d be gay since there was very very very little representation, if any, growing up. But since that isn’t the case...
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4 years
Last supper n dat. 🥰
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2 years
Human Rights Activist until it's women's rights and freedoms that need protecting or standing up for. Then it's "why couldn't she just..."
@ShehuSani
Senator Shehu Sani
2 years
Amanpour is one of the best interviewers in the World.She could have just wrapped the Headscarf in order to grill the Iranian President.Her Questions & his answers are more important at this time.The President got a simple excuse & then an opportunity missed. @amanpour
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@freakymarko Stop👏🏾 putting👏🏾 women👏🏾 in👏🏾competition👏🏾 with👏🏾 one 👏🏾another 👏🏾for👏🏾 male👏🏾 attention👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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I don't care what rich people do with their money, don't care if they give to charity or end world poverty or not. (It would be nice sha) I care that they pay more tax and they stop exploiting workers, compensate appropriately, with wages they can live on and benefits.
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@BitPaine The premise of your analogy is nonsense. Using 'delve' or any other words listed under Graham's tweet is not bad or even lazy english. Assuming correct use, it's the opposite. The heuristic makes no sense and functions to exclude pitches written by people from the global south.
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Queens, do not settle for a man who cannot cook or doesn't like to cook. Who will cooking dinner on Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays? Who will meal prep every other week? Who will feed your children when you go on holiday with the girls??? Lazy men make bad husbands dears.
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@theorebadmus_
Shesthatsunchild 🌞
1 year
I want to see your owanbe face cards 🥹🥹
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5 years
Some of you are acting like Wole Soyinka stood up and held pole for the entire trip. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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2 years
I made no lifelong friends in high school or college or even uni. I don't know what that says about me. I've known only a handful of my friends for > 9 years. Some of my most important and significant friendships were formed like three years ago. It's never too late abeg.
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Pre-rich Bitch
4 years
Anyway, I unleased Gaia titties on Sicily today 🥰 #GbogboWaMaGaia
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1 year
AG Baby's styling is *miles* better than Burna's, they aren't even seeing each other. Don't be silly.
@benny7gg
benny.
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the Burna Boy plagiarism is really so obvious and very annoying at this point. man can’t you just be yourself? same posture, same glasses, same smile. wtf ?! it’s been going on for awhile now and we need to speak on it.
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He's supposed to be conventionally attractive but it's not connecting for me at all. Every single sex scene in that abominable film gave me the ick.
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6 years
Pink!
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2 years
I think Nigerians should stop saying "ignore him, he's Nigerian". One day you're gonna say something someone doesn't agree with and that's gonna be the rebuttal and you'll have helped to perpetuate the idea that Nigerians can't have sense.
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So... 🥰🥰
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2 years
Meh, I've experienced this in London from women who grew up in England. Framing it as something only women who grew up in naij do is a silly way to try to position herself as more worldly. Abegi.
@Woulk3r
Peter Pan
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Hmmmm
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Pre-rich Bitch
4 years
I mean yes but hotel sex on foreign soil? >>>>>>>>>
@mxmsworld
martha
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Bedroom sex in either of your beds >>>> all the other sex
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Pre-rich Bitch
6 years
You can ensure this never happens by cooking your own soup 😊
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1 year
We've permitted a climate in which people think their mental illness or personal circumstances excuse them from acting with basic decency and consideration for others. I see it a lot in less extreme versions than this and everybody involved is mad. This is a terrible person.
@yumcoconutmilk
nylah
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In case y’all thought I was exaggerating, here’s the clip of Chika saying she would have tried to kill herself if she hadn’t called TI and Tiny grandbaby and daughter bastards and whores on Twitter
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Pre-rich Bitch
6 years
Nigerian men don't see this one o!, only "submit yourselves to your husbands as to the lord". Awon alakori!
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Pre-rich Bitch
4 years
I can't believe people are arguing *for* a 30k salary and someone willingly came to tell us they pay their staff 20k a month. Nigerians are wicked!!!
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Pre-rich Bitch
7 months
Nigerian Christians chant in tongues, gather to pray under the cover of night, are proudly possessed by a spirit, carry crucifixes, eat the body and blood of the dead and pray in the name of the dead. But small mask, horse and red light and it's *demonic*. Colonialism won.
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Pre-rich Bitch
4 years
If a man puts down a group of women by praising another group, you can pretty much discard everything he's saying. No sense can emanate from there.
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Pre-rich Bitch
4 years
Yesterday was a great day! Had so much fun with the best people 🥰❤️❤️❤️
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