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3 months

@TiskTusk That's an special adaptation for digging potatoes.

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@realreetard2 @ampol_moment Whatever Matt Gaetz was doing with the teens.

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1 year

Kenya-TZ border looks like the Haiti-Dominican border. Vegetation stops abruptly.

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This is for the geniuses who fantasize about a Kenya than remained under British rule.

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Abolishing history and civics but retaining religious education in school is dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Ali 'Mwamvita' Manzu

@Ali_Manzu

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Ministry of Education #CBC changes: Lower Primary subjects reduced from 9 to 7; Upper Primary subjects reduced from 10 to 8; Junior Schools to take 9 subjects from 14.

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Trying to make class warfare a thing in a country where everyone is dirt poor is uniquely stupid when the other side is politicians life yourself. Hatujui salmon and we don't get our tilapia at Carrefour. Wewe ndio upperdeck.

David Ndii

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My apologies to #UpperDeckPeopleKe that fresh atlantic salmon price is up 40%. Not only is tilapia still affordable, it puts money in peoples pockets. Also, no carbon footprint guilt.

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@inkedtea @ATBWomen That's what the spirit wants. The body wants Sasha

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@__tooblessed__ @drhoodscholar @CourtneeHendrix He dodged a bullet. Happy for him.

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@22_chollo @elenaxlugo Because they are Asian ?

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2 years

You can illegally download Miguna's 'Peeling Back The Mask' on the Nyandarua County government website.

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8 months

African YouTubers know it, mention Kenya; get the views. We love the attention.

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8 months

BREAKING: A trend of West Africans being continually shocked by Mama Ngina Street in Nairobi, #Kenya 🇰🇪.

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@realreetard2 @ampol_moment

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@naomipoy @RealCandaceO Yeah, 2016 is like 100 years ago right?

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@ratioprofessor @NickBeKillingX @supremecb__ Casualest of casuals maybe.

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@chancematoskah @KekePalmer Do they give Oscars to enjoyable movies now? In my time it had to be boring.

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@iDude14 @KingJames He don't know you lil bro.

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8 months

@akams_ Recently went through the airport, every single employee I saw and interacted with was Kenyan. I heard more Kiswahili at that airport than Arabic. I also bumped into a high school classmate on the same flight who works in Qatar.

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@TrevorABranch @Realxxaddi For 2 years the world has been waiting for an excuse to dub it an African epidemic. They are hoping this is it.

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Nairobi flats Brochure vs Reality.

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3 years

@diplo_drama @ASlavitt Africa and Haiti are not lacking in personell to administer vaccines.

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2 years

@humbleprogress @therealhutch41 @AndrewJClaudio_ Pull her then. Show us how it's done.

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2 years

Africans are shocked that Europeans care and are loyal to Europe above all else. Yup, you're the only continent that's has allegiances - even unacknowledged ones- to foreign places.

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@OleMepukori Mwanamke wa 40IQ atazaa mtoto au ni ndama?

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@RalphSeke Unataka kusema mvua ya Kilimanjaro inajua mpaka uko wapi ? Because clearly from the image above vegetation follows the border.

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Kenyan High school students IF they had protein in their diet

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2 years

@mercyokumu1 @johnnjenga Mmewahi sikia kitu inaitwa exchange rate? $1 USD = Ksh 113. It's not very complicated.

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@jeromesaysword @Its_deep_enough @mannythagreat @Willbsuccessful You have too much faith.

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What's stopping GoK from leasing Galana Kulalu and other failed public irrigation land to enterprising Kenyans in 200 acre lots for renewable 10 years w/ a approved list of essential crops then support them with funding, technology, and infrastructure where applicable ? @akams_

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@shireen14 @BenTerryKPLC Why? Who did we confuse you for ?

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@The_Sine_Nomine @colinwick_ How are you going to dismantle a system you're not thoroughly familiar with? Go back and finish the class, comrade!

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3 years

@kelechnekoff Our shameless Government of Kenya is willing to let it go. That's why they never bothered with the case to begin with.

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2 years

@ulxma These two are responsible for taking a few.

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@Vanyillard @DatDustbunny There are many thriving US cities that have had Democratic leadership for just as long.

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@hello90603534 @Shikima_King_ @JJMaples55_MST I'd rather go home to my family than talk to Enes Kant-er. Easy choice.

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The drought is over guys !

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@Njugush4Njugush @gathara Human beings have evolved to a point where we can care about more than one issue at a time. Personally I can tweet about a different crime every 6 seconds for at least 18 hours a day.

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@itsvickivoss @Gh0stsk Stop? Why? I hope it trends every 24 hours. Saudis are notorious for assault on domestic workers. They kill many every year.

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@KumingaMuse @JonathanKuming6 His mom must be at least 6'4"

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@Muchukup @Son_of_Laikipia @AlfredMwandagha A relathief maybe.

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@Ahlexmoralex @theashrb Same way Americans and Australians allowed it in 1500CE

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@koechm @TonyMurega Google "saline aquifer" & all results are about CO2 sequestration. Venye rich nations have been pushing to export their carbon sins to Africa utasikia GoK leased 50% of Turkana to a "climate fund" for $4.

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@cyrusville @RamzZy_ Ata wewe unajua huyo si dame. No need to say him/her.

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@humbleprogress @Tubbylos11 @therealhutch41 @AndrewJClaudio_ A big butt and a billion dollars, bro...

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@Mzinduzi @to_Clive I'm currently being scammed by a lawyer 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@johnnjenga We all know what she's thinking

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@sulemanali @dnahinga Valued at $10B. To be abandoned in 2 years after it's apparent to everyone that's it's a pipedream.

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2 months

Unlike someother countries they're properly connected to the Internet in Kenya. You can't type just any made up nonsense and get away with it.

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@ZinhleMamfengu

2 months

A friend of mine who's a Mechanical & Mining Engineer and worked in Namibia and Kenya called me yesterday to say he's back in SA. I'm like why? He said he could no longer bare working in those countries. There's no discipline, people come late for meetings & work and it's normal

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@christinoflores @mannythagreat @Willbsuccessful Ain't no show of goddamn solidarity here.

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Your support for a politician before elections puts you under no obligation to support them after they win. They now OWE YOU results. Loyalty till death do us apart ni ndoa ya kanisa peke yake.

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@DestinLabs @FIBA You not be a fan but you're definitely a clown

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@naihilizm @kayabandz He probably dead or someone's GF in the pen before long.

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2 years

@__Boudreaux__ @SajjadSafaei0 Yes, whites do white things.

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@Di8795F @nowthisnews I don't know why racists are asked their opinion on whether they are racists or not.

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@DoktariNarcisse We're still allowing them to exploit us btw. NRT, carbon credit schemers, etc.

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@pmuoge Don't you need a music industry first?

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2 years

@alaminkimathi @KenyaAirports @KenyaAirways JKIA is a mess but many Kenyans, including KAA staff it seems, always respond with "HAVE YOU SEEN Juba OR Bangui" when this is pointed out. I guess as long as the famed VIP lounge is ok nobody cares about rest of the airport.

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2 years

The only uncalm kenyans are in your contacts list. Call them.

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Azimio leader Raila Odinga calls for peace and calm as Kenyans wait for election results

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@Reuters Very deserved. That dude is always talking about Africa as if he's our father. His country is smaller than the forest in my district

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@DavidNdii I hope you are not suggesting our food security hopes are pinned on a few thousand forest acres instead of millions of acres outside of them.

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Current US Ambassador to the UN Linda Thomas-Greenfield while stationed at US embassy Nairobi 🇰🇪 in the 90s, her house was burglarized 5 times. Moi era crime or are Gigiri denizens live this way in 2023 ? @akams_ @allak_weda thoughts?

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Grand Renaissance Dam, Ethiopia progress over the years satellite view.

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2 years

This too happened under the Queen Elizabeth II right?

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@GeorgeKayman76 @AFP "Some N i g g e r, who cares" AFP said in response to inquiries

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1 year

@mohamedkomz It's smells worse than it looks. That's dried fish and cow skin... There's a reason despite its large diasporas nobody outside of their community has ever pined for Nigerian cuisine. It's messy and it's offensive to every sense including sound - they are loud chewers to cap it.

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@Highest_Favor Settler colonialism has a formula and it's humanity for the settlers and bondage for the natives. For a modern example see Israel/Palestine.

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@allak_weda Kila mtu ni Mau Mau siku hizi. Even people born in 1961. Next Delamares and Craigs will come out as Mau Mau.

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@NoHookRyn @holelottacash20 Damn near illiterate.

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@CKRD11 Very funny but do you even have soft hair ? Do you jareer boy? Didn't think so.

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@9thwonder01 @realdavidtarus Hujui kusoma ? He said Kenyans. What passport do you think they carry?

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@MaMo_ That and maybe Tanzanians having other sources of timber close by in the region. Kenya only gets drier from here until you hit Nairobi.

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@vintagebones @eyen_ibibio Count Kenya out. Our government worships the queen. We even let them kill us for pleasure. Good luck though.

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@Davidi_Chacha @InnocentWM1 @Benji_Fernandes Ni swali tu! Tanzania ni mkoa wa Kenya?

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@InnocentWM1 @Benji_Fernandes Is that a region of Kenya?

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@JamesRaue @takatk__ So when is Tsai getting his comeuppance??

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I think this is it. Simple and straightforward.

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@SerengetiStudio @historykenya101 The list of grabbers is a who is who of Kenya. The state is too weak.

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@RegBlackGrl @Jairo_I_Funez Sunak is not responsible for his decisions as PM ?

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@thevillian277 @_chloe_rosie At least she's pretty. Daniel got scammed.

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@KashmirMoving @AnastasiosAA She'll be our next President, inshallah.

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@KimWellaMusic They still mad about Elsa Majimbo too. She had the nerve to make it without their approval.

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@topabdi2x @NBA @GloTheofficial @YoGotti Her name is gorilla 🦍 what do you expect?

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@SmallsMoustache @JamieButon @POTUS Thou shall not promise shit that's beyond your capacity.

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When King Charles III and his kids come to your country to tell you to forego agriculture & progress and conserve remember that their home looks like this. Maybe they should turn a little of this back into wildlands first.

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@AndrewMusembi8 He famously said reading about Vasco Da Gama doesn't help industrialize. I guess reading what Habbakuk ate in 1350BC does.

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@abcWNN They better not cancel my MF flight because I'll be pissed

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@MrsGonzales20 @MUFC1908 They are mass testing black women for testosterone levels (not testes) in the same Olympics white men were competing in women events.

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Game recognizes game.

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@HermannBarcelon @teamtaiwan Hujui unachokisema. First, jua maana ya hilo neno polyglot. Pili, Kiswahili ni lugha ya kibantu with a few foreign words. It's not a creole or any other githeri. Lakini mnapenda kujihusisha sana na ugeni... 😡

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@deedan19 @BBCAfrica @AnnOkumu Please don't compare Kenya to that failed mess.

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@Jasiri_9line Na ata sarafu za kigeni pia hawana, licha ya matamko yao. 😁

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@fatma_karume He's also not perfect, at times he has the dumbest takes.

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1 year

The Great Siege of Fort Jesus - Valerie Cuthbert. #sieke

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Joined the quality control team at a KTDA factory .

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@aomenya I've adapted it for the local market.

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@InsecurityKE Your local influencers will call them humble

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@Jasiri_WEZ Hiyo ndiyo ism/phobia ina-trend internationally and we always have to show up for the roll call. Back in the day tulikuwa BLM soldiers fighting systemic at Artcaffé

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@akams_ Are all Economist reporters in Kenya settlers? This is not the first one I've seen that is doing "ranching" in Laikipia.

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@Pacifisael 😬

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