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Untold yaRnS of a poignant veteran.| Director at sharkeye security

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Joined March 2022

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@polo_kimani

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8 months

Do not be under the impression that just because i have a substantial number of followers niko financially stable,manze mimi sina kitu,i have kipii supposed to join school in 2025 and a jobless wife na sijui nitaanza wapi,i am poor,i only have sperms

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@polo_kimani

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Married men on my Timeline,How many times have you thought of waking up you leave and not comeback? You just disappear

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Huyu jamaa naskia amekula training ingine deadly kama ya Van damme,mkijaribu kukaribia prezzo anaeza rusha hii kofia ipite na shingo yako akafu apige backflip kama 20 ivi mumkose,kumbe ako nyuma yenu

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@polo_kimani

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Jambo @citizentvkenya Si mnaona nimewapata? With all the respect i have for your media company i demand to be paid because hii ni kuiba content straight from me ata hamkuficha username,Please Dm me we discuss the way forward,Thank you

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@polo_kimani

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1 year

Kuna siku nimeamua nijispoil nikapanda ngamia hizi zilikua zinalipishwa 20bob nikiwa nimepanda nimejiseti nikaona ngamia imetema mate,wale wajamaa wanishow labda ni heart burn,after imepiga like 30 steps ikaanza jogging buana kidogo kidogo ndio hiyo speed imefika 40km/h

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1 year

Coldest photo i've eeen today

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2 years

"Umepika chapo za kusherehekea ama ni kunitolea tu meno hapa"

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10 months

Kairos son in a public school:

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1 year

@Laylajontes You dont know that,most women think their men are happy

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1 year

Hahaha,jioni flani nishai angalia 100bob kwa mfuko nikaona inakaa 1000 na nilikua nimetoka kubuy pump tao nikasema wacha niingie lithuli nibiringishe mmoja ama wawili angalau mzee atulie

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@polo_kimani

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Yani Abel mutua's wife stood with him for a whole year when he was in the pits akiwa Jobless,provided everything. One of my collegues ata hakumaliza miezi mbili alirudi jioni akapata bibi amebeba kila kitu akahama,kitu aliwacha ni frame ya kumount Tv na nijuu ilimshinda kutoa

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@polo_kimani

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1 year

Tafuta 10K Nunua garbage bags Tembea middle class neighborhoods ukiwashow huwa mnacollect taka Charge ksh.200-500 a month Every Saturday hire mikokoteni za kucollect taka Target 300houses Profit 60K-150K. Toa expenses Unawork 4-5days

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Sindio hii mkubwa?

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@Muchang_i Niko na ya bibiyako akiwa uchi.

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Goodmorning from my bedsitter

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A lone SAS operator responding to an attack in that happened in westlands nairobi,2019

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1 year

Picha zimeanza kuResurface,ehee

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1 year

Muslims hawaamini hiyo video ya huyo muislamu gay,wanasema ni scripted,its time we accept no religion is better than the other,we are equally sinners,Donge?

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1 year

Lakini msichana kuenda kazi bila underwear ni very unprofessional,Kuna mwingine alianguka form 4 nikaletewa tumfunze electric fencing,alikua anainama naona rosecocoa imepakwa mafuta inashine kama donut moto buana,alikua anainamuka na mimi nainama 20minutes juu ya erection

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Kuna siku nimepatana na jamaa wa kisii anauza Avocado hazijaiva moja 3bob,nikanunua za 240ksh nikaweka kwa carton,i thought hua zinakua ripe one at a time sasa i'd be eating moja kila siku,After 10days ivi nikafungua carton nikafinya nikapata mbili zimeiva,i was so happy mamehn

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2 years

Women humove funny bana,anaeza kataa umdinye alafu kiasi kiasi unaskia hua anadinywa na jamaa wewe huona akiwa loser

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@polo_kimani

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8 months

Juliani ni fala sana,hes been asleep for almost 12 years and then he just wakes up one day and decides to host an event and charge 5000bob per head,buda mafans wako walidedi,you can't even pull 100 people to watch you,rudi studio ama wachana na mziki,wacha kublame market

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@polo_kimani

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1 year

Nishai amua kukua a good neighbour nikaanualia my female jirani her biker & 2 thongs juu niliona clouds are getting heavy ,nikarudi kwa crib nikakaa like 30mins nikaona mvua hainyeshi nikaamua wacha nirudishe but atleast i tried

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1 year

I know they'll never tell you but those kids in the childeren homes dont enjoy your company at all,wewe kama unapeleka gifts zako peana,mpige picha na uzidi,hizo mchezo za kipuzi mnawafanyishanga huko they totally hate but they give fake smiles ndio msione kama wako ungrateful

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1 year

A calm man in the midst of chaos is a dangerous man. When jayden hits back, heads are going to roll.

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1 year

Sasa hii coding mtu haunza wapi buana?assuming i have wiFi na laptop na kanywaji hapo kando

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1 year

@FabrizioRomano Lovely scenes

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1 year

Nyandarua tuliwahi peleka my boy Clemo akaone mathe yake waka insist sana tulale huko,jioni we went to some certain strip club hapo engineer Huko ndio tuliona strippers wamevaa bata ngoma with bikers,Kiasi kiasi tukaona amepewa mpira akapepeta like 400 akaendela na somasaults

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@polo_kimani

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1 year

Back in highschool kuna siku tumepigwa surprise search na Deputy principal in the middle of a mathematics lesson,nilikua nimesinzia nikaskia amesema "Mboiz!! Nataka Kila mtu afungue locker na aweke mikono kwa mfuko" i knew i had 8 royco cubes inside na nikiptwa ni suspension

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1 year

*shanki in studio* "Nimeshika mic juu nimekam na bike na Tshirt ya Nike"

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@polo_kimani

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I promise to date and break one of your daughters heart massively ndio uskie vile my friend jonjo aliskia when you told him he has no talent mkiwa huko tuskerr project fame,skuizi anavuta tu bangi akingoja siku zake ziishe,you have blood on your hands ian

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My lovely daughters

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Kimuzi in israel akijaribu kuweka jembe chini areply tweets:

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2 years

Ugandan general boarding his chopper ready to ambush kenya:

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@polo_kimani

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8 months

Uzuri wa stock kama ya mayai na smokie ikibaki unaweza kula mwenyewe upee mwili shukran smoothly,mimi ile yangu ya kuchoma mahindi niliwahi bakisha nane nilikua natafuna hadi nakunywa mafuta ya samaki ndio lubricate my jaws,ukimaliza karibu koo ipate six pack buana

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@polo_kimani

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1 year

After the pandemic hit kenya in 2020 we took a break,But now my 4bdrm house is almost finished,Wacha mungu aitwe mungu,so far we've spent 1.9million

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2 years

Kuna siku nimeomba skate shoes apa naivasha nipige rounds kadhaa atleast akili itulie nikaamua nidandie prado flani iniboost nisichoke sana,jamaa nikama aliskia nimedandia akaamua kunitesa akakanyanga mafuta kumamaye kitu 180km/h, Tulikua tunasimamia limuru kununua plums

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2 years

Ukidishi mdem ako na diaba kubwa mara kadhaa huwanga unafunguka macho unaona ni upuzi tu,now you have to dump her and look for a petite

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1 year

Ukijua unaenda sekete kwa a lactating mother make sure umevaa rain coat ama ubebe mwavuli,the moment utamguza guza akue sexually excited alafu matiti isimame hapo ndio maajabu huanza,kama ni yeye alikua juu yako utaona el nino ya maziwa buana

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Siku ya kwanza my pal from naks alihamia pipeline aliendea kabej jioni kurudi akasahao kwake ni wapi,he called me nimuendee akalala kwangu next day tukaamkia hiyo mtaa kutafuta crib yake tukiuliza watu "Mliona huyu huku jana?"Tulikua tunatoka huko 4pm Unsuccessfully

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What the Hell!! I've just seen that video bana,Even young boys have fallen to that pastors trap, mazee wamelala tu kwa msitu wakingoja kifo

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Kuna hustle me and my pal Njeru tulikua huko longonot kazi yetu ilikua kuvaa shuka za maasai alafu tunakimbiza zebras tukizileta karibu na tourists wazione alafu tukizifikisha tunasimama na mguu moja kama flamingo tunangoja malipo,30ksh per zebra,ukileta zebra 20 unafunga kazi

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Kuna mrembo uliwahi fumble hadi wa leo bado unaRegret?

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1 year

Kuna kashule nimeona kanaitwa makini cambridge school mtoto wa class 5 buana anafunzwa coding wakitengeneza apps wengine wakifungua computer wanaoneshwa hardwares,kama hao ndio tunashindana nao kutafuta kazi huku nje basi mimi nitakufa maskini aki angaii

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1 year

Jamaa wa lang'ata wakingoja water cannon ya polisi juu maji ya ploti ilipotea january:

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"Haroo!!,Osama my son,Nimeskia wanaiba kondoo huko Nairobi chunga wasikubebe"

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Should we be worried about the russian and chinesse embassy twitter accounts? Naona kuna kitu wanajaribu kuCommunicate

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Naskianga vibaya sana nikiona mtu kama azziad akipiga raha bana,19years Bro?? Alikafunga at 19years,yani ata she didnt tarmac buana,mimi niko almost 30 the most expesive asset i own is my 32' inch lg Tv,Eloi namna gani buana

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1 year

Kenyan rappers sidhani wamefika level ya kuwekeana beef hadi wanaanza kutumia guns kama huko satafrika na US,kina kilundeezy wakikutusi na nyanya yako iyo story inaisha ivo wanasonga na maisha

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@polo_kimani

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9 months

Whatever you do in this life never buy a vitron Tv,even if your grandmother is in the ICU and her last wish is to watch a vitron TV,dont buy a vitron Tv

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@polo_kimani

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2 years

Kuna siku beste aliniwacha kwa movie shop yake alafu kukakuja kamzee flani kalikua kanataka kufunguliwa email,kakauliza ni how much,nikakauliza "weh uko ngapi mzee" kakasema 1500ksh,hahaha,kumamaye sijai shtuka ivo, Tulicreate email for 2hours ndio kasione nimekaKemsa

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1 year

Ukienda concert na ujue hauna simu ingine lazima you think outside the box,Mimi nilikua nafunga simu kwa mapaja naipiga sealtape alafu naingiza earphones zinatokea hapo juu kwa collar,nikiskia simu inavibrate nafinya reciever hapo kwa chest unaona najiongelesha kama CID

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1 year

Maxine wahome is not m3ntally stable buana,why is she fighting naked?😂😂

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1 year

Money laundering is such an interesting topic buana,So kuna raia iko na kinyozi westie inalipisha 5000ksh per shave na hakuna mtu anatokea kunyolewa,But if you look at the books zinasema 10-20people were shaved ndio pesa inaoshwa ivo,what are the chances of not getting Caught?

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Mimi mambo ya kanisa sipendi kapsaa,the last time nilienda kanisa in 2015 kuna raia alirusha bangi ndani ya kale kajiko pastor huwasha ndio washirika wanuse moshi takatifu,hapo ndio polisi waliitwa wakakuja na landrover tatu buana wakapark hapo nje ya kanisa

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10 months

Staying in your parents house until it becomes yours is something they don't teach you in university

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Kuna raia zinamanage kulipa rent ya 950,000 per month huko lavington na mimi wa lower middle class Elfu nane inanikimbiza karibu nirudi kwetu webuye nikanyoe kondoo buana,This life is very unbalanced

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Kuna hoteli niliingia nikaitisha shafashi nne na chai,kuletewa after one bite,a brown cat comes closer to my legs and starts meowing me,nikajua ni food kanaka,so i pinch my chapo nikakarushia,after 2secs ata sijauma my chapo,the cat meows again,nikakatia tena,a bigger piece

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1 year

Ata ukue na gari mia moja na hiyo yako roho chafu bado hutaolewa

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1 year

I've had the chance of owning both the Demio and Polo at different times in life and if you asked me which is the best , I'd tell you the Demio if I'm being very honest. Here's why .....

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1 year

YY why why

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1 year

Ule comedian wa kuImpersonate Gachagua aligive up,aki boychild mambo sio rahisi

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2 years

Kuna boyz wangu alifungua baze ya PS pale lower kabete from dirty money and the business is doing so well bana,i regret rejecting the offer ya kujoin iyo deal buana,nikama karma does not exist,majamaa walikomboa lorry wakiwa mtu nne wakaingia bahati in nakuru wakabeba kuku

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1 year

First day mjengo nilikunywa chai ya 50bob na mandazi tano za twenty bob,saa tano nikakula pancake tatu za 40bob alafu lunch nikakula dengu ya 70bob,Ovacado ya 30 na chapo mbili za 25bob,jioni kulipwa mia tano yangu wamama walikua wameningojea hapo wamekunja sura vibaya sana

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1 year

Do we also have married women who want to leave their marriages but they can't for reasons we dont know?Wha are they waiting for

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2 years

I have a friend huitwa Anto anapenda kupika lakini chakula ya kupika ndio hananga,anakuanga msoto ajab now he comes and cooks in my crib alafu tunakula na anaosha vyombo anaishia,I thank the gods for him

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9 months

Sakaja anajua akijaribu kuguza story ya nairobi garbage maCartels watamrusha kwa drum waende wamzike huko lamu,those fvckers don't play, worse than Tony soprano

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2 years

Waiguru :Nimeibiwa kura Kot:Ata wewe si uliibia NYS

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1 year

Nilienda restraurant flani apo opposite bestlady ya upper middle class nikaitisha chips ya 140, nikama waiter aliona nakaa maskini akaamua kuniwekea salad bucket nusu,chips iliisha mapema sana nikabaki hapo nikikula kabej haijaiva kama ng'ombe mpaka watu wakaanza kunipiga picha

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2 years

When your parents take you to campus and support you alafu ukifika 3rd year they stop sending you upkeep.

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1 year

My lawyers wamekunywa chai sasa ni kuchapa kazi,tupatane mbele citizen

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10 months

Ogopa sana watu hushinda wakitaja taja jina "God" kama kairo ,theres always some dark deeds being done behind the curtains

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10 months

KCSE students of 2015 who did medicine are graduating today,itabidi we go back to the kienyeji ways of treating diseases because those fellas will kill us in hospital,unaambia jamaa unaumwa na kichwa side ya left anaruka chini ya desk anaingia youtube channel ya doctor rakesh

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Before i leave this earth therez a guy i want to re unite with,jamaa alinikufianga back in highschool,nilimpea bangi aniwekee kwa box kumbe ndio principal alikua amepanga search,alisema ni yake and thats how he got expelled,Guilt karibu iniue bana,he was like floki to ragnar

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Mama ngina looking for the Northlands Title deed

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Hakuna siku niliaibika kama Monday flani nilikua kubeba fridge ya my Uncle hapo tao and my belt ikakatika fridge ikiwa kwa mgongo ikabidi nimeambia my uncle anishikilie trouser from behind juu trouser ikianguka watu wangeona maajabu,boxer haina mguu moja inakaa zile za morans

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10 months

My leader amerix has made it clear that if i penetrate a woman and a white discharge comes out, i should stand up and ask her “unataka kuniua!” Amesema white discharge is a sign of STI called trichomonas,meaning all creamers are generally sick in the fajina

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Someone is lying about lilians murder,What do you mean a sniper??Assuming it was a sniper,A snipers bullet from this rifle "The bor" travels for about 3000 feet/s is supposed to have pushed her several feet from where she was standing,Hii inapasuanga kichwa,so kuna exit wounds

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8 months

Blue badge twitter nilikua nimewawuon🤣

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After opening that Shemales thread i have been left dumbfounded,yani mumama ako na zinga size ya kifagio buana nikama imewekwa fertilizer,That is very demeaning to me as a man,i blame ruto

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The hardest part of being a drug dealer is not selling the drugs,it is cleaning the money,ndio maana hizi raia zilishindwa zitapeleka wapi hii pesa yote,how would you clean 19 million if you were dealing drugs?

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maliks 🇸🇴 14/09/15/21

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Today dci recovered Weed at Ngara area 😳😳660kgs valued at 19.8million bob ....Bro illegal business really has money...ona tu 😳😳😳😳

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Being a Fisherman in lake Naivasha is like going for teaching in Tiaty baringo,buana kuna siku neti imekamata kitu mzito tukasema baas pesa ya chama mpaka ya next month imepatikana,It was around 3am tukaweka mzigo kwa boat na tukamulika tuone ni Tilapia gani hii imetusumbua hivi

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Hii yote haikuangi risasi,this is a catridge,inside it theres gun powder whose job is to propell the 'risasi' ,hapo nyuma kabisa ndio panaitwa primer,ukifinya trigger it hits the primer inatoa spark inawasha gunpowder inatupa risasi,ndio maana inatoanga sauti loud ivo,Welcome

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10 months

Kwani risasi hukua kubwa aje

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@polo_kimani

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9 months

Ukiona ngoma youtube iko na 10 million views it doesn't mean 10 million people viewed it,thats not how it works,it could be 1million people who streamed it 10 times,each time you stream it again it is considered as a 'view'

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@polo_kimani

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10 months

The world coin guys are giving you 200 bob alafu na wewe unawapea ID NO. Yako,your photo and even scan your eyes(ocular biometry),you have just sold your soul to the devil for 200bob,theres no going back labda tu kifo,the future is shocking

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MetroBoomin

1 year

Principal wa secondary sch. Flani hapo limuru ashai nipigia anipee kazi nikawakimbilie huko meru,Kufika meru tukapata pia wao wamekomboa wazee bana,yani mtu hadi ako na kipara anasema ako form three,karibu tulete shida tukakumbuka pia sisi tumekombolewa

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@polo_kimani

MetroBoomin

2 months

Hiyo news ni funny sana,lorry ya mkate na soda kugongana is something i never thought id see,its like a childhood dream come true buana

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@polo_kimani

MetroBoomin

8 months

Na nilikua nimewawuon

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@polo_kimani

MetroBoomin

1 year

In kamiti hukua kama highschool flani tu apo,guys stay kwa cliques ya tribe yenye ametoka,kalenjins wengi approximately 80% wanakuanga ex cops wenye walisnitchiwa after mambo imeharibika kwa station,kikuyus wengi hukua wa robbery with violence and they are biggest bullies huko

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@polo_kimani

MetroBoomin

1 year

Bytheway guys, if you are above 24 years and you've never held more than 300k,your chances of being successful are less than 0%

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@polo_kimani

MetroBoomin

1 year

Ukipata chance ya kupata pesa do not hesitate to cut off the broke folks you used to hang out with,ata mdem badilisha,look for a classy woman with brains,elevate to another higher level,Anza kutembea na mabeste wako na class who will help you grow bigger,Enda ukiendanga

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@polo_kimani

MetroBoomin

1 year

Recording your spouse when shes committing suicide to avoid being charged with killing her only means one thing,that dj alikua amechukia wife wake to climax,he didnt even try to stop her buana,alimshow "nisawa weh jiue lakini uwache nirecord ndio wasiseme nimimi nilikumurder"

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@polo_kimani

MetroBoomin

2 years

Women huumwa sana na the fact that hawaezi kojoa while standing,relax philomena

@TheAfricanPen

THE BLACK PEN 🇿🇦

2 years

NAIROBI is now officially a Stone-Age VILLAGE. Shame on YOU wherever you are in this big city. The expressway is NOT a URINAL.

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@polo_kimani

MetroBoomin

1 year

The shortest christian burial i have attended tulikaa 70minutes,hiyo raia tulikua tunazika ilikua imeoa bibi wawili sasa after amakefa mabibi wakaanza kupigana nani anafaa kuzika bwana,The first wife ndiye aliendea mwili mortuary asubuhi 5:30am

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@polo_kimani

MetroBoomin

1 year

Kuna siku matha amenipigia simu town akaanza lectures hadi nikakanyanga sahani ya kiwete alikua hapo by mistake na nikaendelea na safari,hapo ndio nilijua izo raia hukua na nguvu buana,Jamaa alisimama na mguu moja akawacha crutches huko akanifuata nyuma akirukaruka kama kangaroo

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@polo_kimani

MetroBoomin

1 year

Kumbe Esir alisomea brookhouse bana,mimi i thought ni jamaa wa kibich ama dandora

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@polo_kimani

MetroBoomin

9 months

Ile tweet ya ule jamaa alifungua hoteli alafu babake wanakuja na beste zake wanakula nyama kilo mzima every weekend bila kulipa hunimaliza sana🤣

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@polo_kimani

MetroBoomin

2 years

Pale westie kuna dem nilitembeleanga alikua amenishow her mom wasnt around so ningelala huko friday alafu nijitoe sato before noon,Asubuhi kuamka niliona curtain ikijifungua nikapiga nduru moja deadly nikiita jesus kumbe zinafunguliwa na remote bana

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@polo_kimani

MetroBoomin

1 year

Niliwahi enda kutembelea my Rich girlfriend kwa esto nimSurprise nikimpelekea plums nikapata nikama watchman alikua ameendea lunch ama nini so nikaingia tu hivo,after nimeenda metre kadhaa he whistled and called me akaniambia "ebu soma hapa na tuheshimiane tafadhali"

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@polo_kimani

MetroBoomin

1 year

Niliwahi pata mtoi wa jirani akichezea my White shirts nikiwa nimezianika huko rooftop nikajam sana but sikukachapa,i only poked his forehead nikaambia katoke hapa,small small nikaskia kamepiga nduru,he whole face was turing red juu kalikua kaLightskin

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@polo_kimani

MetroBoomin

2 years

Time nilikua attachment ya teaching huko nakuru masaa ya tea nilikua naenda kuongeza chai kikombe ya pili naskia seniour teacher amesema " weh,Xsxs,hiyo chai niya walimu" nikashangaa kwani mimi ni mwanafunzi kumamaye

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@polo_kimani

MetroBoomin

1 year

Apart from Coding,which other skill do you think might come in handy in the next few years tujipange mapema?

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@polo_kimani

MetroBoomin

10 months

Kumbe raia za kisumu killed an officer and took his gun,boots na kirauni during maandamano,wacha watandikwe washenzi wale

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