Michael London @Mlondon83 Twitter profile

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@tunguz It was the best of times… It was the worst of times

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@HuinGuillaume We all know what they were saving up for…..

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@spotXBT @Bornakang You win Twitter today. This guy will find them with a 0.5 second clip.

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@timecaptales @historyinmemes

Fred Rogers inducted into the TV Hall of Fame

Fred Rogers' induction into the TV Critics' Television Hall of Fame is especially touching when Jeff Erlanger, who had visited on Mister Rogers' Neighborhood...

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@DailyLoud I was in corporate Loss Prevention investigations for Sears and Kmart when someone followed a shoplifter to the parking lot and they were run over by the car and died. They left behind two kids. It was an awful day. Merchandise is never worth someone getting hurt over.

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@amyklobuchar STOP SPENDING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MONEY AND DRIVING UP INFLATION GET A BALANCED BUDGET ON THE TABLE

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@georainbolt Rainbolt with the win! He found the EXACT spot at Big Star Lake

43°50'06.4"N 85°57'04.9"W

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@engineers_feed “ATTACK AT DAWN” import enigma machine = enigma.EnigmaMachine('EKMFLDQVZXSWTBCYRUJNOHP', 'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ') message = 'JCRSAJTGSJEYEXYKKZZSHVUOCTRFRCRPFVYPLKPPLGRHVVBBTBRSXSWXGGTYTVKQNGSCHVGF' decrypted_message = machine.decrypt(message) print(decrypted_message)

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Michael London

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3 years

@liamstack The shot creates a small pocket of fluid in your muscle tissue and your body has to repair it. Tweets like these will make others not want to get vaccinated.

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5 months

@1followernodad This guy is marriage material I hope he proposes and hides the ring in the ham They can have up to a pound difference you know

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1 year

@EaC7v @0xgaut Full story:

Skier Falls Into Massive Crevasse in Terrifying Video Caught on Helmet Camera

Video footage of a skier falling into a hidden crack at La Grave glacier in France last year has captivated the internet - watch the dramatic rescue!

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1 year

@Rainmaker1973 Transmission and storage is the issue here.

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@george__mack @TrungTPhan For those curious: “The email was made public by his wife, Laurene Powell Jobs, after the co-founder of Apple passed away in October 2011 from pancreatic cancer. He was 56.”

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@BauerOutage This is awful and more common than people think. My Aunt is a criminal defense attorney and dealt with many such cases. She ended up losing a case in which the woman later admitted that she lied. The man was sentenced to 25 years. My aunt stopped practicing law after 30 years…

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11 months

@culturaltutor Times New Roman not even up for a vote??

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@Browns RIP 32. You will always be larger than life in CLE. Many of these records will never be broken: 1957 NFL Rookie of the Year 4x NFL MVP (1957, 1958, 1963, 1965) 9x Pro Bowl selection (1957-1965) 8x First-team All-Pro (1957-1961, 1963-1965) NFL's 75th Anniversary All-Time Team…

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@calithameridi They are getting “Edged” out Also

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@amasad Mr. Altman, have you considered what might happen if the board voted against you and you have no controlling interest in the company you started? It could be a disaster and the whole thing could implode in a weekend. Just looking out for you.

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@buccocapital Insurance companies have entered the chat

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@Bornakang “Yoriko, an Asian sheepshead wrasse (kobudai in Japanese), first met scuba diver Hiroyuki Arakawa nearly 30 years ago when he was supervising the construction of an underwater Shinto temple gate 56 feet beneath the surface of the bay.”

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@DatabasePicks @MLBONFOX Sosa V McGwire was 💯 ⚾️ Got to see them at Wrigley battle it out

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@FakeDanUggla My wife coached our sons little league team this year. They went undefeated (league champs) and won the tournament championship. 🏆

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10 months

@engineers_feed I don’t have anything to sell. Just be good to each other out there. Life is short and you never know what others are going through.

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@MrBeast @RaitoADV Who needs a Ferrari or mansion when you can have Naruto voice? Eternity is not for sale.

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@donk_enby As a fellow programmer I must say this is incredible work!!

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@sama Why are your tweets so weird recently?

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@BaseballQuotes1 There is a lot to be written here. Good luck Drew!!

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@JayCuda Your tweets are like a car accident. I can’t look away.

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@elonmusk This is gonna be great to reduce click bait….. NOT

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@SeanODowd15 AI be like…..

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@davepl1968 Thanks for making that! You play pins in the real world?

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@JohnRichTV Canjam has a pro circuit?!?!

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@ghosthayes This is some super nerdy shit and I’m here for it.

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10 months

@McFaul Here is the answer:

Pentagon's Ukraine accounting error revised up to $6.2 billion

The Pentagon found it had overestimated the amount of funding for ammunition, missiles and other equipment it sent to Ukraine by $6.2 billion due to an accounting error, a spokesperson said on...

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@Jorge_Perez_304 @ClownWorld_ He is thinking… THIS CONTENT IS GONNA RIPPPP!!!

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@PitchingNinja I have a lot of pine trees near my house and I end up getting sap on my hands picking up branches. I’ve only had luck at removing tree sap from my hands with goo gone. Soap and water does nothing. Alcohol isn’t much better and I’m not sure why the MLB recommended it. I thought…

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@BrentTerhune That ain’t right sorry

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@mj_lee @LOLGOP There is someone who understands American and Christian values. Wow! "Love your neighbor as thyself"

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@SMB_Attorney I don’t believe this is real

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@unusual_whales Love like Marie Curie, Live like Nelson Mandela, Think like Albert Einstein, Play like Serena Williams, Trade like Nancy Pelosi

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@mhp_guy Close friend paints high end weddings and charges $5K per wedding. Booked solid for the next 12 months.

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@JayCuda I could have lived without knowing this It’s also the content I’m here for

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@BaseballQuotes1 Congrats Maggi! Showing everyone what perseverance and following your dreams is about.

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@mr_skilling 1. 9/11 2. War in Iraq and Afghanistan 3. Lives lost and Trillions of $ in US debt 4. Oil prices remain high as inflation persists 5. Saudis make lots of $$$ 6. Saudis use that money to buy US assets 7. Saudis buy the PGA

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@NickSwardson Everyone makes mistakes. Especially at high altitude. One drink at 8K+ feet will hit you like a six pack.

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@JayCuda Your tweets are like a car with scuba gear. Not necessary but cool to look at.

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@NewportBeachNBT @WallStreetSilv This inflation thread has been hijacked by hummingbirds and I’m here for it

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@mcuban I usually disagree with Mark but this is on point by a mile. CostPlus is also better than any of his other biz ventures. Just amazing.

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@davepl1968

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@Moreskyplease @ChrisMurphyCT What was their motto about crying and feelings?

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@WajahatAli Also applies to ice

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@chamath As someone who manages a team and codes I love this. I’ve seen a lot of failures by people being too far away from the work. This is going to inspire others.

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@gas_biz The amount of money spent turns out to be incongruent with what kids remember. My kids like playing with boxes more than the toys in them. One time we got caught riding our bikes in the rain and my 7 year old says it was the “best” bike ride. Swimming at the pool > Disney

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@ohshidt This isn’t the first time a Disney dragon caught one fire. Last time the dragon was in the parade when it flames up. 🔥

Disney World Parade Float Catches Fire! (With Video) | the disney food

The popular Maleficent Dragon float in Magic Kingdom's Festival of Fantasy Parade caught fire during today's performance.

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@Nkonsports If it happens to a defender it is a chop block If it happens to a running back….

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@iamtrask Only so many times one can figure out if these are dogs or muffins

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5 years

I just heard @jason_mraz perform with a youth orchestra and sing opera. My life is forever changed

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@war24182236 I’m so sorry JJ She was a nice girl who never had a chance to find her way in life. This is tragic. How are elected officials turning their back on kids stuck in these situations?

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@thisischristina Scrolled across this while itching an ankle bite. 🤯

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@pmddomingos Found the Cornell paper from 1998 Everything I know about Google creating hyperlink based search engines is a lie

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@JFrankensteiner I’ve watched this more times than I can count. RIP Norm.

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@spotXBT @Bornakang Find these guys @georainbolt !!

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@almost_jane @ChrisMurphyCT They are looking to turn the US into an authoritarian dictatorship and kleptocracy

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@ShannonJean 90% of their business are online orders. Retail store allows for tax loss harvesting.

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@Space_Station @NASA Jupiter be like

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@SullyOmarr Level 10 depth addition evaluation.

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@IvanTheK Jim loves those Callahan auto parts!

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These books are must haves for anyone interested in history. There must be hundreds of photos @marinamaral2 has never posted and each photo has a few paragraphs about it. Great coffee table books. Going to take a while to get through them.

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@historyinmemes

Metallica - Enter Sandman Live Moscow 1991 HD

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@Culture_Crit I love art deco. Gives off Gatsby vibes. Hoover Dam is one of the best examples. Art deco everywhere.

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@RealSpikeCohen This is implausible!! How would such a country transfer so much money unnoticed??

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@stoolpresidente On point as usual. Please learn how to say Dua Lipa’s name correctly for the next vid

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@InternetH0F This is ridiculous!! Who uses safari instead of chrome?

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@SciGuySpace @ajbauer @jbenton I am just amazed at how everybody is a space, launchpad, rocket, expert all the sudden. I thought that being a rocket scientist is really hard to do but I guess you could just say what you want on Twitter and you’re an instant aficionado on the subject.

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@Jomboy_ What is Rosin? “A rosin bag is a small canvas bag filled with rosin powder (a sticky substance extracted from the sap of fir trees) used by pitchers to improve their grip on the baseball and keep their hands dry. “ Answer for best way to remove rosin/tree sap… Alcohol. You…

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@JomboyMedia Catcher should win an Oscar

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@BauerOutage To follow up here and I didn’t want to make this part public. There are laws in the U.S. where an illegal immigrant can report a felony and receive fast tracked citizenship. If a person is convicted of a felony the person who reported the felony is fast tracked for citizenship.…

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@JeremyTate41 Bravo!! I saw this post yesterday and my only thought was….. He must not know the joy of raising children

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@kept_simple Wildfires were happening because we didn’t sweep forests

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@ShitpostGate

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@rao_zam @crazyclipsonly Start blocking the random video accounts and your feed will clear up.

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@TRUmav This guy is the reason lumber prices went up 5X in 2021. Always moving big wood on the phone.

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@elonmusk Talked with 10 kids going into college tonight. None want to have kids. This is a systemic problem. Lack of perceived incentives.

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@buccocapital Most people are saving their points for the grimace reward

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@unusual_whales Full story:

Chinese Malware Hits Systems on Guam. Is Taiwan the Real Target?

The code, which Microsoft said was installed by a Chinese government hacking group, set off alarms because Guam would be a centerpiece of any U.S. military response to a move against Taiwan.

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@buccocapital Selling 3,000,000 shares of your own stock for (checks notes)… $65,000,000 and blaming short sellers takes a lot of nerve and shows a lack of accountability.

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@TikTokInvestors I’ll bet the places selling these calls have no idea they are just giving away free money! Let’s face it, Wall Street has all of these angles figured out. Also, as someone who knows about options, the time value depreciation and short term price movements will cause these…

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@JohnJBlatchford Let’s start here

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@elonmusk @unusual_whales And when I called my bank to get more than 0.01% they said they couldn’t help me. I’m old enough to remember when savings accounts paid interest.

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@ShitBsbPlyrsSay Uggla had three errors in an all star game.

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@frantzfries I hope the family of Aaron Swartz is compensated. The hero of the internet deserves something for his sacrifice.

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@TPropositi They don’t know what those ice cold blue mountains can do

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@TravisKFrench @EzerRatchaga @elonmusk Not CGI at all

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@TheScaryNature Pigeon: It’s ok, that turtle won’t hurt me turtles are vegetaria….. OMG ☠️

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@tunguz Analysis shows that it is a repurposed AIM chatbot under the hood

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@Tesla_GTownTX @lexfridman A random guy at a concert gave me this advice 13 years ago. It was the best advice ever.

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@AllaireMatt Fight Night HAMMMY!!

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@Nexuist This is so cool and so is your mom. I looked at my fathers programming work in the same light. It became the basis for many of the systems that run our economy every day. May our own children be inspired by our achievements.

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@mr_woozer @PitchingNinja Only three pitchers have been thrown out for a foreign substance. All three were thrown out by the same umpire (Phil Cuzzi). There are 76 umpires in the MLB. The odds of the same ump ejecting all three… 1 in 438,976. As soon as Sherzer had Cuzzi giving him a hard time he knew…

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