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gaut is doing nothing

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In crypto, doing nothing is a competitive advantage. Today, we're making it easier than ever to Do Nothing. Introducing the *new* $AMKT - an index of the crypto market:

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1 year

tech companies solving problems that don’t exist

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1 year

big news! i finally finished paying off the latte i bought in November with financing financial freedom is alive and well

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this has got to be the best feature Apple has ever made

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If your boss looks like this, your company will survive the recession

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i’m never deleting this app

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9 months

engineer, social media manager, and product manager

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9 months

he must be scared for his life

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8 months

I need this on my wall

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1 year

steve jobs would have fired the entire team

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1 year

Elon Musk is worth $188B. One of the richest people in the world. This is his bedroom:

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1 year

Microsoft released copilot in Excel, and it is officially caught up with Google on the AI race. Fantastic to watch.

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1 year

Google Calendar, but it shows the cost of the meeting

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11 months

POV: the year is 2035 and HR is about to fire you

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5 months

the American mind cannot comprehend this

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9 months

frontend eng vs. backend eng

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9 months

What's causing all these logos to look the same?

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8 months

this is getting out of hand

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1 year

what a fantastic linkedin profile

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9 months

this guy analyzed 4 years of his online dating data

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11 months

interviewer "are you reading from a script?" me: "no why"

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7 months

These people have *mastered* SEO

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8 months

Someone built a frontend to Reddit that looks like Outlook so you can browse it all day at work without worrying about who is looking over your shoulder. I love the internet.

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1 year

Airbnb is broken. Hear me out. The space needs disrupting. Think: - a building dedicated to hosting - full service & cleaning - central city location - guaranteed amenities - professionally trained staff - knowledgeable concierge - an integrated restaurant who’s building this?

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1 year

there’s nothing scarier than the tiktok generation

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1 year

I just tried Bard. You guessed it. It's just as good as chatGPT.

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9 months

the AT&T chatbot pretending to not hear you has got to be the most AT&T design decision in history

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1 year

this has to be the best feature Apple has ever made

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9 months

iPhones peaked here

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5 months

he needs to be stopped

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5 months

alright this is wild

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11 months

POV: you just had a long day at work in 2035

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1 year

SEO game too strong

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8 months

I’m obsessed with this way of visualizing population density

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1 year

it's over for engineers

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5 months

are you this old?

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1 year

chatGPT is becoming a real engineer

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9 months

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10 months

the swifties are saving us from a recession

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1 year

community notes going for the kill

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8 months

The American mind cannot comprehend this Passenger trains in the United States vs Europe:

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1 year

if your dad wears these, your family will survive the recession

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1 year

kudos to Mbappe for showing up to his $640K a week job. Inspiring, really

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1 year

I just visited one of the openAI engineers. One of the smartest people in the world. Here’s his bedroom:

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5 months

i’m not over this timeline

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8 months

Americans after they hold the door for you

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7 months

I present to you: $200 of groceries in Ireland

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1 year

If you're not working multiple remote jobs with chatGPT you're leaving money on the table. I just finished setting up my home office to work 10 different remote engineering jobs. I'm personally not worried about AI taking my job.

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1 year

stop this madness

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3 months

"where's your vision pro, loser"

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1 year

someone used an AI detector on the US Constitution and the results are concerning. Explain this, OpenAI!

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1 year

It's *so over* for ChatGPT. Google Sheets + Bard has caught up. Google: 1 Microsoft: 0

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8 months

ok this is absolutely *wild* using AI to live translate and sync your lips

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4 months

men will spend $10,000 on an espresso setup instead of going to therapy

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11 months

POV: you just moved into a studio in NYC for $5,000 a month

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1 year

it's over for me

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4 months

this platform remains undefeated

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7 months

ChatGPT is looking more human by the day

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1 year

wealth is two things: - your phone has no case - your bed touches no walls

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10 months

social media managers when they have to post to a 17th platform

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8 months

BREAKING: the new iPhone will have *all-day use* when plugged in.

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1 year

if your CFO uses a macbook, you’re going to jail

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5 months

Uber has no cars Airbnb has no homes OpenAI has no employees this is the new economy

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5 months

your family member who works in finance listening to you talk about crypto

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1 year

the last standing Twitter engineer when Elon asks him to change the icon to a Doge

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1 year

if your boss looks like this, your company will *not* survive the recession

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7 months

men will spend $10,000 on a coffee setup instead of going to therapy

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1 year

I walked into Google this morning. The snacks were gone. The staples too. The barista that usually makes my coffee was replaced by a nespresso machine. I arrived at my desk, and they even swapped my macbook to a chromebook. I’m not sure I can handle this much further.

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engineers: your jobs are safe for now

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me: "i need a credit score" Credit System: "yup, for everything" me: "I start with a perfect score right? CS: "no, you start at zero" me: "ok, how do i open a card?" CS: "build credit!" me: "and then pay off the card 100%?" CS: "no score will go down" me: “and the score…

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you’re not ready for the quality of memes AI is enabling

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1 year

Pay to suspend another Twitter user

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most people don't fully grasp the size of the Texas

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the revolution is here

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11 months

POV: you're at a tech party in 2024 and walk in without your goggles

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7 months

Android cable detected

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10 months

wild that Gen Z will never know what this key does

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5 months

nightmare collab just dropped

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The most productive setup is 9 here. Change my mind.

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1 year

Uber surge pricing when your battery is low

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open twitter start reading tweet timeline refreshes never find tweet again repeat

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11 months

Got my loan approved on my VisionPro! Just 240 simple monthly payments of $27.13 Literally *a steal*

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1 year

American Healthcare: "you got hurt?" me: "yes, bad :(" AH: "do you want an ambulance?" me: "please!” AH: “right away! That will be $2,000" me: "to the emergency room?!" AH: “oh that’s just the ride, the ER is another $5K" me: "but, i have insurance" AH: "not at this…

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good night sweet prince