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@PicturesFoIder She has a name tag on and is carrying a stack of towels. She clearly works at this gym. She's not telling him to put his shirt back on because he's making people feel insecure but because it's the gym's policy.
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@historyinmemes Imagine loving and waiting for a person for 54 years when you don't even know if he's dead or alive. Imagine the pain and suffering she went through. And how sad and tragic it is for her when she finally finds him and realises he has already moved on a long time ago..
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@PicturesFoIder He just drew a funky little guy here wtf.
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@fasc1nate She definitely needs a ticket, she's got fine written all over her
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@PicturesFoIder on another note, this is why it's important to tell your kids WHY they shouldn't do things instead of saying "Fcuk you do what you're told"
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@PicturesFoIder So he'll stop the show for a camera guy but not when people are passing out and dying in the crowd?
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@crazyclipsonly she gave him combo that wasn't on the McDonald's menu 💀
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@PicturesFoIder At what point in time do teachers get to sue for school districts not providing safe working conditions for their workers?
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@InternetH0F You need to label "analog". Don't be upset at the student for working within the confines of the question.
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@PicturesFoIder I like how the guy was like "do you know you're spilling gas?" As if she could potentially be like "Why yes, I do know I'm spilling gas, thank you."
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@InternetH0F John Tyler's son Lyon Gardiner Tyler Sr. was born in August 1853, when the former president was 63 years old. Then His son Harrison Ruffin Tyler was born in November 1928, when his father was 75 years young. Wild
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@InternetH0F The first thing I noticed was his bad math The second thing I noticed is that this guy apparently wakes up at his workplace and starts working as soon as he's done sleeping. No morning time for a shower and shave, or coffee and breakfast.... This math has always been bad, and…
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@PicturesFoIder I see he's never played rock/paper/scissors/shovel before.
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@CreepyOrg Why would someone go on vacation in Bangladesh?
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@PicturesFoIder I mean the first cyclist did pass on her left? Was the other cyclist just assuming it's the pedestrian's job to play Frogger while taking up half the path with her dogs?
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@PicturesFoIder I remember this stream. He spent a few hours with her while she waited for the first train (around 5am). They hung at the kebab shop there to stay warm, she bought him a beer as thanks, He took her to another friends shop, played a spicy food eating game and then he got her to…
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@Morbidful Japan during World War 2 low-key scares me more than Germany
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@PicturesFoIder My buddy's a fireman and he says this is literally his favourite thing to do. Also, they don't have to pay to fix it and the driver gets a ticket.
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 He got $1.9M in Settlement After Mistakenly Shot by Cop
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@InternetH0F How dare they not build a billion-gallon tank and fill it with real sharks? Next, you'll be telling me Superman can't fly or that they didn't use the real Titanic for the movie
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@PicturesFoIder Wanna know my pin LOL that's the most desperate pickup I've ever heard
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@InternetH0F That's not a girlfriend. That's a wife, She is the best match he could find.
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@CreepyOrg They did do a DNA test and it was their kid. Must be pretty long odds for that and of they really got all recessive genes let's hope they aren't susceptible to some rare disease.
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@PicturesFoIder Remember, the problem is you and your car and your diet. Not the people that have private jets that emit more in a year than you do in a lifetime or private yachts with diesel power plants that could run a small town.
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@PicturesFoIder Older guy was probably trying to figure out which occasion they were referring to.
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@crazyclipsonly The look on her face just says the her disappointment is immeasurable and her day is ruined. The kids face says the exact opposite.
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@historyinmemes Maybe he could use that 42 million to install air conditioners in Amazon warehouses instead so his workers don't faint.
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@Morbidful I've had to try and learn myself that death lies in banality. Accidents too. We risk so much for extremely small gains. We crash cars just because we couldn't wait to read a notification. But when you think about it, the trade deal is "I get to read this notification a few…
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@historyinmemes "Not asking you a question, I'm offering you some of the water you said you would drink"
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@PicturesFoIder Strollers should have automatic brakes that only release when you are holding the handle, like on lawnmowers!
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@PicturesFoIder Parents need to keep their kids under control
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@InternetH0F Men learning to respect boundaries and "no" is a great thing. Now you get to learn to not play games and either say "yes" or "no" based on what you actually want, lady.
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@PicturesFoIder The reason I pulled you over is that you were the only one I could catch.
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@Morbidful For the life of me, I cannot understand why there would be any reason to have live rounds on a movie set.
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@PicturesFoIder Now make him put everything back like his grandma would have done after the woopin...
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@InternetH0F They are married
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@PicturesFoIder Holy shit, and that person just keeps on going. People are so trashy sometimes. This made me so mad. I really hope that person is caught, ticketed, and forced to pay for damages.
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@CreepyOrg 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, a bed to sleep in, cable TV, exercise, and health care. Aside from a shanking or some prison lovin', I could see how that could be an improvement over some people's current conditions.
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@PicturesFoIder I think in this situation the kid should go to the dude, I know they're not biologically related, but he is miles more competent to take care of that kid
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@PicturesFoIder “I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me.”
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@PicturesFoIder I didn't put sound on but when I look at her I can hear "another great day, saving the bees"
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@crazyclipsonly Arnold said ah thank you been trying to pop my back for years.
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@fasc1nate It's weird when you remember one of the worst human beings on the planet was just that. A human, like you and me. He was an artist, a soilder, a monster, but at the end of the day he was human and not a demon or creature.
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@PicturesFoIder she thinks saying "I will never come back here" is threatening them when really that's all they hope for.
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@Morbidful I wonder how many people in that room worked or paid by the Jalisco New Generation Cartel who did that to him Even the president who was the one that gave him his medal has links with them
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@PicturesFoIder I always liked what bill burr said about this .To paraphrase - “Do you want to be 50 and look 50 or do you want to be 50 and look like a 28 year old lizard?”
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@PicturesFoIder Smart dude, he leaves two problems at once
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@historyinmemes True af, here is a video of Young Michael Jackson at 11 years old 1969, I remember an interview with Smoky Robinson saying he couldn't believe this kid singing his song better than him.
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@PicturesFoIder This is what happens when someone isn't told, NO enough times in their life.
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@PicturesFoIder First, you have to prep the condom. Squirt some mayo in there and then a drop of mustard and mix it up. Tie it off and watch them throw up. But honestly, the best way to prevent someone from stealing your food is by buying an insanely spicy hot sauce.
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@PicturesFoIder How dare that tram be where it's meant to be...
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@insultsrare Took me waaay too long to see a hand holding an urchin
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@historyinmemes Think about it! Has anyone ever seen him and Napoleon in the same room?
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@cctvidiots Dude got sprayed so hard he turned into a GTA npc 🤣
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@crazyclipsonly They rather let their girl lose the status than for the commoner gain the status???
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@PicturesFoIder That's discharge. It may have the consistency of a slime, but not this large. Small chunks.
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@PicturesFoIder Next time a guy need to go at the gym wearing a Borat bathing suit and see how many women glance at him.
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@Morbidful What makes it even more interesting is that the tiger shark didn't eat the human arm. A smaller shark ate the arm, and then the tiger shark ate the smaller shark before it was caught.
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@InternetH0F Wait until this person hears about the world records book publisher.
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@crazyclipsonly The reason I pulled you over is that you were the only one I could catch.
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@crazyclipsonly Man took his Chevy to the levee but the levee was... wet.
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@InternetH0F Mr Bean lasted for 5 years However only consisted of 15 episodes in total
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@InternetH0F She don't understand She had that man believing he broke guy code by snitching
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@InternetH0F I can't blame him at all when you insist on having Christmas on 6 December.
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@CreepyOrg What happens if he starts choking on his food? Do they save him or?
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@historyinmemes No aggression or biting just picks up the biggest Bengal tiger & walks him down until he rolls over & shows his belly Large cats rarely actually fight each other & usually conflict is resolved by one of the participants submitting
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@crazyclipsonly Stop recording! stop recording! The robber flees past security. They were more concerned about someone recording than catching all the robbers.
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@InternetH0F I don't care, giving someone a +32 and seeing the pain in their eyes is worth it
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@cctvidiots “He probably did it to get away from u” is wild 💀
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@PicturesFoIder Guy in the red had a laggy connection to reality 😂
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@fasc1nate this cracks me up like can you imagine you're 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around
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@PicturesFoIder I’m starting to realize a lot of y’all never experienced having someone like you/having a crush in high school or something bc the way they’re interacting has intentions behind them whether you think it’s cool or not these are flirtatious interactions
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@InternetH0F Imagine waiting days for food and when you are finally eating it, someone beats you with a branch that probably eats like 100 animals in a year.
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@InternetH0F I think the best part about the video is how just genuinely jolly he seems through it. Infectious smile brought on by genuine fun in doing what he is doing.
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@PicturesFoIder The moment he closed the top bun without putting that gallon of cheese on it first, I immediately knew where this was going
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@Morbidful The saddest part of this is that she was denied proper legal counsel and forced into this. Her parents didn't know of her arrest until she's was already dead. Her mom threw a big festival in Florida every year to raise awareness. Very sad.
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@cctvidiots Paying taxes on money that you make, taxes on money you spend, and taxes on things you own, that you already paid taxes on, with already taxed money.
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@InternetH0F You will never have them long enough.. love them and cherish your pets while you still can!
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@PopCrave His fanboys should volunteer
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@cctvidiots I watched them for several minutes non of them appear to be moving.
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@InternetH0F tired of seeing these posts on the internet from people who won’t pay more to book the seats of their choosing and then get all salty that other people won’t give up the seat they paid for. It is nice if someone wants to give up their seat but you aren’t entitled to it
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@CreepyOrg Felt sad. 30,000 years ago his momma lost him and must have been so distressed. I just watched a video of how elephants welcome babies, I wonder if mammoths did the same.
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@crazyclipsonly This man is probably the most sympathetic and comprehensive person I've ever seen on the internet... He is the kind of person who's making this world a bit better place.
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@crazyclipsonly He couldn't just say "My bad dude I don't know what I was thinking I guess I saw a bunch of bikes run the light and thought you were part of the group and pulled over just to realize you didn't do anything wrong and now I have to own it or be a jerk"
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@crazyclipsonly have a question sir. You've handed me my receipt and I wonder what "jrys ty kkrhhrtjitfworhwgkgkfhwwjg 825641:'' mean?
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@PopCrave Timothee and Kylie can kiss right in front of me and I still not gonna believe they dating
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@InternetH0F In 1900, there were fewer than 3,000 cars on the roads of France. To increase the demand for cars and, accordingly, car tyres, car tyre manufacturers and brothers Edouard and André Michelin published a guide for French motorists, the Michelin Guide. (1] Nearly 35,000 copies of…
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@InternetH0F Don't all of the pro drivers train on go-karts when they are kids?
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@PicturesFoIder No joke he seems like a nice guy, but damn that's a lot of waste even if the clear alcohols are just water.
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@PicturesFoIder That girl is not her friend.
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@InternetH0F Love the idea of a kangaroo looking at some huge "winged" being is coming down from the sky and his first instinct is "I must hit this man"
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@InternetH0F want to see the updated pic 20 years later, type of thing! Would be cool
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@crazyclipsonly I think the general take away here is that he's mad he's bald and that no one will touch him.
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@fasc1nate Until I saw this video, I'd never in my life seen or heard someone say, "When aeroplanes first came out"
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@PicturesFoIder carbon dioxide in the air literally reacts with water to turn acidic and taste weird if you leave it long.
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@PicturesFoIder Looking forward to his name changing to "Liver Failure King".
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@PicturesFoIder Or maybe he stole their bike and he was trying to make a quick buck selling on Marketplace. Why else would they say where did you get this bike?
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@PicturesFoIder I love how they still straight up double down when they're wrong. Instead of "My bad you partially blind pedestrian citizen, carry on."
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@PicturesFoIder Wondering if he's gonna get empty seats next to him on the plane
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