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Ivan the K™

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I created a locked account with zero followers. I just sent one tweet. Since I have no followers and the account is locked, that tweet should not be visible to anyone. It has 12 views. Conclusion: Twitter "Views" is crap.

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This was probably not picked up most cable network coverage. "Can the uninsured get tested?" <no response> "Gentlemen, ladies...Can the uninsured get tested?" WH staffer(?): "Screaming for the camera can't get you anywhere." These people. SMH.

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@MarketAlly Do you ever carefully read what you type (or the tweet you're responding to) before sending it?

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@MarketAlly Dave, internal bot access should not be considered views. You know this.

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Sh*t’s broke.

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KEN GRIFFIN AMENDS CONSTITUTION; ADDS PAYMENT FOR ORDER FLOW TO BILL OF RIGHTS

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4 years

They found out it costs $3 million.

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Jim Acosta reports that the Trump campaign has given up on the Wisconsin recount.

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8 years

Time-lapse photography FTW.

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"You have until Friday. Pray that I don't alter the deal."

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6 years

JUST IN: Erdogan considers taking Turkey private at 420 Lira. Funding secured.

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3 years

TESLA TO ACCEPT PELOTON TREADMILLS AS PAYMENT

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1 year

Today I learned Ford CEO Jim Farley is Chris Farley's cousin.

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9 years

"Damn. I knew the answer to that one." http://t.co/T6C43Z1lJa

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7 years

This is great. A 3D model of the POTUS handshake. via @ksheely

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3 years

The predominant investment thesis for Bitcoin is that someone else will take it off your hands at a higher price. That's it.

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"100,000 people died, Joe, and all you did was tried to help your friend the president. That's what you did. Every single morning on this show. Every single morning on this show you have used and abused your position, Joe. You have used and abused your position."—Sorkin to Kernen

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4 years

State Dept just deleted this little bit of incompetence.

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3 years

EXCLUSIVE: Senator Perdue's office.

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7 years

Kudos to whoever created this.

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Okay, that’s hilarious.

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4 years

Ironic that Zerohedge’s presence on Twitter was actually the thing holding up the stock market all this time.

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5 years

Mars acquired the Moon in a stock swap several years ago.

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2 years

BITCOIN Q2 EARNINGS: - EPS: $0.00 vs $0.00 est. - Revs: $0 vs $0 est. - Divs: $0.00 up $0.00

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7 years

"I want each of you to go to a neutral corner. Wait. WHY ARE THERE NO CORNERS IN HERE?"

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7 years

LOL

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@HoarseWisperer

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7 years

Russian dressing joke from Sean Spicer. Lettuce pray for him.

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4 years

Bridgestone (Japan), Michelin (France) and Continental (Germany) are laughing at this clown.

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7 years

What's the word for deft trolling by a dictionary?

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'Councel' is by far our most looked up misspelling today.

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4 years

When did Iran get flying gunboats? Were they supplied by Russia?

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4 years

How it started. How it’s going.

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2 years

The CEOs of every company should be forced to spend an hour a week on the phone with their customer service call center.

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7 years

I still can't stop watching this. Dude is chill af.

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BREAKING: This just happened.

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4 years

“Attorney General Barr was basically on the team.”—Lev Parnas Ballgame.

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2 years

THERANOS HALTS SHIPMENT OF BLOOD TEST EQUIPMENT TO RUSSIA

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BITCOIN HIRES GOLDMAN SACHS TO EXPLORE STRATEGIC ALTERNATIVES

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7 years

In April, May announces election in June.

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"Great first half by New England. Period."

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6 years

@MichaelAvenatti Just walk into your local FBI office, and have her interviewed.

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4 years

Here's a dumb question: Why does a US buyer need Trump's permission to buy TikTok?

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3 years

Charlie Munger is 97 years old. You can argue with some of his positions, but the guy is still sharp as a tack. I'll have what he's having.

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7 years

Every Senate Finance Committee Republican should be ashamed of what they did to get Tom Price confirmed.

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6 years

Backup nominee for Secretary of Veterans Affairs

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BITCOIN SLASHES DIVIDEND; HIRES GOLDMAN SACHS TO EXPLORE STRATEGIC ALTERNATIVES

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5 years

June 8 is a very important date in American cultural history. 36 years ago today, "Trading Places" was released.

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2 years

CDC ADVISES NOT RUNNING THE BALL WHEN YOU HAVE 14 SECONDS LEFT AND 40 YARDS TO GO

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3 years

I NEED YOU TO TWEET SOME THINGS FOR ME.

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Carl Quintanilla

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That's four.

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5 years

@chrislhayes Please give examples of "effective, efficient bureaucratic administration" in the federal government.

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7 years

Real estate mogul president makes housing less affordable.

CNBC Now

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JUST IN: In one of first Trump admin. orders, Dept of Housing & Urban Dev. suspends reduction of FHA annual mortgage insurance premium rates

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1 year

Savage, but justified.

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3 years

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE RESIGNED?

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The baby elephant is innocent, @darth .

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November 17, 2016:

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IMHO, people are still vastly underestimating the tail risk of the period we just entered.

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4 years

NEVER FORGET.

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Giving equal time to both sides of an issue when one side is promoting an obvious absurdity is not balanced journalism.

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Donald J. Trump: "Unless you know something I don’t know, I’m not president."

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DAYLIGHT HOURS IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE HIT 52-WEEK HIGH

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IF YOU ILLEGALLY FACILITATED THE LAUNDERING OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THROUGH YOUR REAL ESTATE ENTERPRISE, EVADING MASSIVE US INCOME TAXES IN THE PROCESS, AND THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT HAS ALL THE EVIDENCE OF YOUR ACTIVITIES, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TREAT THEM NICELY.

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Trump's base is going to disappear after they read the NYTimes article about his tax fraud. Don't @ me.

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REPEAL Obamacare and REPLACE it with a tax cut for the wealthy and the people who didn't buy insurance last year.

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Someone tried to jump the fence at the White House, but was caught by the Secret Service and returned to his Oval Office desk.

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WHOA. Tom Price says he's not aware of the tax break for insurance company executive compensation?

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"Altaba" is Latin for "We should have taken Microsoft's $45 billion offer in 2008."

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I held this tweet up to the light.

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5 years

RELAX EVERYONE. IT WAS PROBABLY TO DISCUSS A PARDON.

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President Trump had a phone call with NRA chief Wayne LaPierre yesterday, an official confirms.

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2 years

"Where's Waldo, Judge?"

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7 years

Mr. Vice President, do you have any concept of what is happening in the White House?

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4 years

RT if the HP-12C is the most resilient piece of #FinTech you've ever used.

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6 years

Convo with my daughter, who's away at school.

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"IT DIDN'T WORK. THEY'RE RETALIATING. NOW WHAT DO I DO?"

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4 years

Mariano Rivera gets a blown save for this press conference.

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7 years

If you used to watch The O'Reilly Factor, give All-In with @chrislhayes a shot. It's on now.

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3 years

You know it, and I know it.

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2 years

JUST IN: SINEMA TO START CHARGING 2 & 20 FOR LEGISLATIVE SERVICES

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7 years

Media should ask each of the remaining members of the President's Manufacturing Council for their views on Ken Frazier's resignation.

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3 years

Bannon is a flight risk, IMO.

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JUST IN:

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4 years

Ready for the in-laws’ visit.

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5 years

I'm launching a plant-based, blockchain cannabis fund, specializing in cloud strategies.

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3 years

Kudos to @EamonJavers and @andrewrsorkin for asking Mnuchin directly about the Big Lie. Mnuchin will not answer the question. My conclusion is that he's a coward.

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4 years

Biden-voting counties equal 70% of America's economy. What does this mean for the nation's political-economic divide? Dat visualization, yo. 👇

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Never forget the enablers.

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NEWS — Silicon Valley investor David Sacks is working to host a fundraiser for Donald Trump in San Francisco. As soon as next month. Sacks has been in touch with Mar-a-Lago for the last few weeks. Tonight's scoop, just posted at @PuckNews :

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4 years

Just cancelled a summer vacation hotel reservation. Took me a while to get over the emotional hurdle of pushing that button. Gave the refund to a NYC food bank; that was much easier.

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3 years

Whoa, if true.

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@followtheh Weird.

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DJOKOVIC LOSES HIS VISA AGAIN; APPLIES FOR A MASTERCARD

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2 years

🚨 Neighborhood guy who had both an American flag and a "Trump 2024" flag on his front lawn flagpole has removed the Trump flag. I'm curious as to what caused him to do this, but not that curious.

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2 years

Brutal.

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4 years

Congress needs to focus on getting cash to EVERYONE NOW. Worrying about sending checks to millionaires is stupid. That can be dealt with in the tax code with tax tables later. Cut the checks. Let people feel better about staying home. #CabinCash

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6 years

A lot of smart people are falling for this BS. For the 99th time: The money was already in USD assets. Those assets are owned by offshore subsidiaries. The new tax law did not bring the money back.

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JUST IN: IT'S OFFICIAL—APPLE HAS MORE CASH THAN GOD.

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