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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

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Me as an urchin with my trinkets

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

love a cute "might be muddy" outfit

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

4 months

Yal rag on white girls not aging well but PALE white girls DO cuz we Hide from the sun Extensively

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@clothesverbros

4 months

this is actually insane

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

29 days

@GoodReddit @LeaMaric gonna call anyone I don't like a "sinkpisser"

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

4 months

I have an heirloom mink coat, am I doing a disservice never wearing it? But WHERE does one WEAR a mink coat??

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

1 month

I see the 90s long skirt outfits are coming back (even tho they never really left)

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

What a cute dres- oh

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

11 months

@LeaMaric always wants to be indecent to kids and show them how sex works 🤷🏼‍♀️ everytime

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

11 months

thank God i'm Pennsylvania Dutch

𝚙𝚒𝚐𝚎𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚝

@topogeny

11 months

thank god i'm armenian

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

1 year

@amalieskram i thought you couldn't hit the wall if you were happily married with children 🤷🏼‍♀️

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

4 months

ya know what's becoming a rarity amongst men is guys that adore kids and dogs/critters my dad endured a fatal disease just to hang out with us longer but also I just watched a home video of him filming the beagle we had in 90s calling her a good girl while she was sleeping

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

4 months

like she's in between fancy and villain

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

1 month

@theclassicwife She didn't drop her off at a hospital or fire station or a church she left her to Die, I cannot Fathom She just did Not care to a sinister extent

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

11 months

@reddit_lies Honestly, Yes, purity balls promising your dad in front of people that you won't have premarital sex is weird A lot of people I grew up with got purity rings from their parents and it was always really sweet and not ... weird lol

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 years

@Profilecure that dress ! 🤩

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

27 days

@ShesBasedBabe That's so sad because sometimes babies come out without down syndrome who were said to have it

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

4 months

alright people are getting flirty again so I'd just like to clarify that I'm 31, protestant, lanky thin, tallish, celtic white, with Very ugly feet

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

4 months

what if your future spouse isn't the one you're interacting with the most but a quiet follower who just says "hey I'm in your area" one day and you meet and that's it

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

5 months

Am I from the only family that does Thanksgiving at 1pm? 👀👀

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

I am unemployed. And I am free. (Til the end of the month)

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

10 months

*eating a cookie while I'm driving* "Heh, I feel like --" *looks up*

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

4 months

Chubster

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

70s hair 💖✨️

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

4 months

unfortunately realizing I won't be fully happy unless I can smooch someone's face every day

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

3 months

I'm in the kitchen, and I hear my mother ask "what does D, T, F mean?" I'm taking away her iPad

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

3 months

POV I'm your wife welcome to peasantville

bry

@pradastunt

3 months

pov: i’m ur wife

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

Got a date in a week 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

3 months

they look beige on camera but I swear they're pink 😭😭

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

we should be putting more doodads in our hair

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

1 month

so if he sends a Terrible candid picture he took of you and calls it cute he really likes you right 😅😅

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

3 months

someone someday will appreciate my simplicity and not mistake it for being boring, but peaceful

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

6 months

@hollowearthterf they're part of this slew of Christian influencers whose relationship only works on Constant therapy talk with each other and aren't very compatible on their own Constantly saying how "they are SO different from each other" but God makes it work when we WORK so hard

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

perfect wedding night garment muwahaha

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@maenadea

2 months

This is madness.

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

4 months

No new pics, where are you mentally

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@TexTheWhig

4 months

No new pics, where are you mentally

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

I think the skincare obsession is just misdirected women yearning for potions

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

3 months

I've never got the disdain for Valentine's Day, I always made valentines for friends or even funny ecards, brought in candy to class etc Have some fun, you sour silly billies

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

On my way to get roadside eggs and honey

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

@LeaMaric Right?? Like am I supposed to have 5 different bras for all these variations??

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

4 months

well hey what's wrong with marrying a dumb girl

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

date with handsome blond in mere days NOBODY PANIC

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

4 months

having a large family? Wonderful!! Love to see it but using said growing family as income? children, your own children as coworkers? selling their dignity as your job? gross.

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@gracecamille_

4 months

i genuinely wish there were laws against or at least some sort of oversight over family vloggers and influencers. Starting with this one

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

3 months

do any other ladies have a list like this or am I insane

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@credenzaclear2

3 months

do any other ladies have a list like this or am i insane

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

Yum!! And so was the food!

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

3 months

trapped in glass

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@foldyrhands

3 months

i like my olive oil like i like my men

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

4 months

sick of smelling the weed downtown, get a day job!

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

5 months

it's giving Norwegian D'artagnan

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

got the local hookup 😈😍🤗

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

on a first date, kinda nervous

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

28 days

Dating long distance be like

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

1 year

@rhiannonisnear feels like something my uncles would say

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

3 months

What I bring to the table -neediness -a weird dog -antique book collection -loud talking voice -potatoes

mochi☾⋆｡°✩

@philoskate

3 months

What i bring to the table -uncomfortable eye contact -several questions -flapping from excitement

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

5 months

thought this shirt was more "flower child" but its giving "fancy slave boy"

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

4 months

wanting a man but then not wanting a man but wanting a man but then not wanting a man

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

3 months

@credenzaclear2

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

3 months

no yeah just thinking about that boy I went on 2 dates with that would shake everytime he kissed me

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

1 month

when you are mean to me, this is who you are being mean to.

🧈👑 Butter Queen - Ready for Potato Salad 🌼🌷

@betteroffhome23

1 month

when you are mean to me, this is who you are being mean to.

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

me if my crush don't work out

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

6 months

oh yes wonderful yes please yes

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

4 months

next man to make a sexual innuendo at me is getting shot

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

3 months

super lat polka dot lady at it again with some questionable shoes (they were 8 bucks)

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

almost early spring

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

4 months

save me collagen powder moved to an aesthetic glass jar save me

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

5 months

anyone else kinda miss small TVs?? Like those teenie, block ones fancy people had in their kitchen, so it's more a radio vibe And in this pic it just looks So much more cozy having it off to the side

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

4 months

having a wild night over here guys

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

4 months

chatty men make me nervous, how do you have so many words, we just met

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

5 months

Kiss me, it's my birthday

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

3 months

future sister in law is a personal trainer so I wanna send her my goal of looking "Victoria's Secret" model on top and girthy german farmer on the bottom but I'm afraid she'll say that's not a thing

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

4 months

I think it's a fake macho mindset, like they don't wanna be associated with liberal men who call their dog their "child" etc so they overcompensate My dad was 6'4", set live mouse traps and was stronger than any known mortal man because he surrendered to God, not men's opinions

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

taking pictures of various dowry items to seduce my date Friday

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

📚nooks📖

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

3 months

Like this is a before and after and it looked better before now looks more cømmunist barista ?

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

5 months

sometimes ya gotta let them go. It's sad but some are so traumatized and schizo that they can only function on a desolate farm. Give them a nice last day with hamburgers and hiking and put the dangerous dogs to rest, in peace.

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5 months

Lmao

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

6 months

tall girls fall into 1 of 3 categories

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

GUESS WHO'S FINALLY BROUGHT OUT THE SEWING MACHINE I GOT FOR FREE 4 YEARS AGO AND DOING A PROJECT I HAD IN MY HEAD FOR MONTHS

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

bird ball

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

☺️🪨☺️

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

25 days

Almost warm enough to break out this lil number

betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

5 months

thought this shirt was more "flower child" but its giving "fancy slave boy"

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

5 months

the Noise I made when the waiter approached the table

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

10 months

@skooookum someone's a lil feisty this sabado!

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

13 days

If I hear another "bUt tHe aMiSh" They're not divine and they're not scum "Well the Amish don't have--" They don't have zippers, sir

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

3 months

The way my hair would just Do this with no effort but am I brave enough to go full artsy gal

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@betsyfigtree

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

3 months

oh the push and pull of having no roots but no desire or courage to solo travel

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

17 days

didn't change right away and waited on 2 customers in my hoodie 😅😅

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@betsyfigtree

6 months

yous

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@betsyfigtree

2 months

How I dress when I'm about to start posting

Titania

@Titania2468

2 months

How I dress when I'm about to start posting

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

2 months

@oliveegger if a man is sexy he don't have to do a thinggggg

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

7 months

I love how you never have to teach children about animals they yearn for animal facts you'll say oh that's a cute mouse and some 6 year old will pop out of nowhere "ACTUALLY THAT'S A VOLE"

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@betsyfigtree

1 month

He's released a spirit

iceberg ❄️🏔

@snowset

1 month

Cut a weird tree today.

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

5 months

the way I poured so much love into my ex for years. Partially because yes, i loved him, but I had blocked love for people who couldn't hear me anymore It had to go Somewhere, someone "worthy" But now I see I can spread it around in the day to day, every stranger is worth it.

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@moralgrey

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& when fleabag said “i don’t know what to do with it. with all the love i have for her, i don’t know where to put it now.”

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

3 months

I love how I still have mutuals that I'm like... is girl?.. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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betsy🌳🥪🍳🥔🥓❄️🏔

@betsyfigtree

3 months

my coworker and I were just talking about this. Climbing the ladder and devoting yourself to a company Really paid off back in the day. Not just with financial benefits but there were elaborate Christmas parties, events, not expecting you to work weekends all the time,