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no quarter for bigots. secularist. humanist. 💚nature. gardener. writer. host. musician. 🎸 📕 historian of religions ~ 20+ years. hard atheist. #1A #prochoice .

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Set a reminder for my next Space, “Common Ground”, with co-host @QuoracTheBard Sat., 5/11 @ 5:00 PM Pacific. More details to come, but looking for more religious and spiritual guests to discuss shared values with atheists and agnostics. Please share.
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Homosexuality is natural. The sex life of two consenting adults is none of anyone’s business, regardless of your deeply held beliefs.
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There is no geological record of a worldwide flood. The flood myth of the Bible couldn’t have been global. No flood. No Noah. No Ark. It’s just a myth. What else is wrong with this story? #mythology
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Nobody needs to believe in Jesus Christ in order to be charitable, kind, and humble. We can be good without gods.
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A reminder for the fundamentalist Christians: The Satanic Temple does not believe in Satan. You do.
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Homosexuality is natural.
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Everyone loves to call Hitler an atheist. What they won't admit is that 11 million Christians voted for him in 1932. Stop with the bullshit, that Nazis were atheists.
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Homosexuality is natural.
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Theists assert I was taught or coached into atheism. How do you figure when I hold advanced degrees in the history of religions? My godlessness happened after critical studies of religion.
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Many atheists hold the view that they simply have no belief in a god(s). I, on the other hand, believe gods do not exist. Who's with me?
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@CassyWearsHeels This is not really a fair comparison. Like, at ALL!! One is confident and talented. The other is desperately seeking relevance on a phone app.
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During lecture a student interrupted me to point out that leading by example or aspiring to be a more ethical person is all in vain - because in the Bible we are told matters only get worse until the end times. Can I just fail him now? 🤣
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The gas chambers that killed millions in Nazi Germany were run by Christians who were nationalists.
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Fuck Donald Trump. If you support him, fuck you too.
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Kathy Ultra MAGA Extremist 🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊
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I am blocking every fucktard who supports this Gestapo persecution of President Trump. EVERY LAST ONE.
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Yes, it’s only about Flag Code. Keep telling yourself that.
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This is a disgrace. Not only is it in breach of US Flag Code, but it’s a glaring example of this White Houses’ incompetence and insistence on putting their social agenda ahead of patriotism.
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Time and again, the biggest critics of evolution appear to have never studied it in any meaningful detail.
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the United States is not a Christian nation.
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Atheism is not a religion.
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@darkprofu Does that include the religion of atheism too?
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Happy Thor’s Day!
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@kashanacauley @lrozen It makes a difference when the president isn’t behind the effort.
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78% of Texans are Christian. 4.4 million people voted for Greg Abbott in 2022, meaning about 3.5 million Christians supported him. Abbott, a Christian, approves of saws and barbed wire to maim immigrants as they cross the border. Isn't this the work of Christians?
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Oh no! A TheoBro has unleashed his syllogism. 😂 Whatever shall I do?
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Atheists need to remember that the separation of church and state in the US was promoted, argued for, and established by predominantly Christian founders.
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There's so much more to sex than reproduction. It's fun, it promotes trust and bonding, and - most importantly - what consenting adults do is none of anyone's business. Live and let live. Heterosexuality and homosexuality are natural expressions of human sexuality.
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The Bible can be classified as mythology. #atheism
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There is no evidence for an Adam or Eve. Misogynists use this myth to justify their tyrannical attempts to control women. There was no Adam. There was no Eve. There was no garden. There is no sin. Men and women are equal. What else is wrong with this story? #mythology
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Who wants to tell him?
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Good thing Nazis weren't Christian then.
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Do you know how a rabbit’s digestive system works?
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They really can’t handle it
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Christian Nationalists will follow the law when it suits them and violate it when it doesn’t.
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And leprechauns don't believe in unicorns.
@darkprofu God doesn’t believe in atheists
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a question for the religious people: how many religions did you study before you chose the religion you have now? #religion
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There is no evidence for god(s). Since our religion largely correlates with where we are born, there is no reason to view one superior to another. To do so is simply cultural chauvinism.
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@ConSelfOwns Benny’s self awareness < 0.
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This is an uncomfortable truth for some atheists, but to defeat Christian Nationalists we will need religious people who believe in the rule of law and freedom of expression on our side.
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Ashli Babbitt broke the law and endangered the lives of legislators, police officers, and others. She was told to go back, retreat; instead she chose to force her way through a window; and thus breaching a secure evacuation area. Don’t fuck around. Don’t find out.
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There is no record of a worldwide flood in the last 11,000 years. The flood myth of the Bible couldn’t have been global. If it even happened at all it was local to the ancient Hebrews and their neighbors. Lots of peoples worldwide have such myths. Do you know any?
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This is wrong. Women and girls should not be forced into a life-changing position based on a few peoples’ notion of their god’s supposed perfection.
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Republicans block attempt to add rape, incest exemptions to Missouri’s abortion ban
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Isn’t saying that the US is Christian because it was founded by Christians kind of like saying Algebra is Islamic because it was created by Muslims?
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The same people that want to put Bibles in schools are the same people who want to remove ‘overtly sexual’ books from libraries. Did you all even read the Bible?
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Given the fossil record and the body of scientific knowledge, what is compelling about creationism?
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I’ve studied science for years, although not as seriously as our scientist friends. I never once worshipped science. I happen to be an atheist, but plenty others study and read in sciences, too, without worshiping. Let’s not pretend appreciation of science is atheist religion.
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a few things: 1. note the inherent misogyny. 2. her dude is apparently a whore. 3. if she works with equipment, it might be her last time. i refuse to believe she is sincere, rather she is likely cashing in on incel trad-fetish morons.
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Theists! Flood myths from around the world are NOT evidence of a single global flood event. All it suggests is that many peoples around the world experienced catastrophic floods.
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A world without religion is not a world without war. It is a world with only one less tool the greedy can use to foment gullible masses into wars over resources, there are others.
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@CoryMillsFL @RepSwalwell Own it. Be an adult. Apologize. Children deflect.
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@ask_aubry “Settle for me” is the give away, dude’s a hopeless incel.
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Your religion is an accident of birth. Any occurrence to the contrary is an exception to this rule.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: Fuck Donald Trump, and if you support him fuck you too.
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how do we explain this @elonmusk ?
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The comment section of this post shows at least two things: 1) It's mostly men who have strong visceral responses against homosexuality, even going so far as to compare it to heinous, violent acts; and 2) Many detractors don't understand the basics of evolutionary biology.
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Homosexuality is natural.
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@KariLake @budlight The only thing broke is your campaign and your budget. Grift on, Skari.
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Isn’t Oklahoma ranked among the worst in education? It’s no mystery why, this is the trash they elected. Atheism is a religion? 🤣
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@theliamnissan Stand back, stand by vibes
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This is a clear overreach. This is precisley what people have in mind when they say religion should stay out of government. This is SB 1958, introduced by OK Sen. Dusty Deevers.
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Interesting exchange with my oldest today and some "Christian" kids on the playground. My kid asked to play along in a game of tag. The two Christians insisted that only Christians could play tag. My boy withstood 20 minutes of evangelizing by two brainwashed boys over a game.
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@piper4missouri And you’d be on firm ground discussing the insurrection, because unlike Trump’s wall it actually happened.
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Sometimes I wonder if the former atheists who are now theists, were never really atheists at all. Perhaps they were simply raised without a religion and then found a certain variety of theism compelling because it gave them a sense of purpose which they were lacking.
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good evening. the United States is NOT a christian country.
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How can people act morally without gods?
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Making the world less religious doesn't make it less violent.
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Heterosexuality is not inherently moral.
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I learned something new today: you can’t be a ‘real’ atheist and think a historical Jesus probably existed. 🙄
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If you're one of those that think atheists don't exist, come at me.
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The Bible can be classified as mythology.
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Questions or criticisms of evolutionary theory are not automatically arguments for Intelligent Design.
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@Lilith_Atheist People also mistake the ubiquity of flood myths with a single event; conveniently forgetting (or perhaps never thinking) that humans generally settle near water, making flood events an inevitability. In sum, the universality of flood stories doesn't support the story of the Ark
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My 3 year old is not an atheist. I really don’t think she is capable of religious belief or my particular style of god-rejection. She’s innocent. Defining atheism from a lack-belief perspective really waters down atheism if you think about it.
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What part of the Constitution is based on Christian teachings? Open question.
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Do you know any religious liberals?
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Involved in a multi-car crash today on I-5 because some dingleberry had to look at his cell phone in the fast lane. Here's your reminder that you are driving two tons of steel and your shit can wait. (I'll be alright.)
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In 1932, the last free elections were held in Germany. 11,737,021 voted for Adolf Hitler, 7 years after Mein Kampf. Those voting for the Nazis were 33% of the voting block. Christians, whether we like it or not, were instrumental in the rise of Nazism. It can happen here.
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Did you see this?
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Homosexuality is observable throughout the animal kingdom. It is part of the natural order and is, thus, natural.
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@hrgiger44 @darkprofu No there's not a single documented case of homosexuality outside the human race. Also, I don't know any straight couples who have anal sex. Sounds pretty rare. I've never met any girl who asked for, or even wanted, anal sex.
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Calling for abortion bans, restricting birth control, no-fault divorces, criminalizing same-sex marriages, prohibiting LGTBQ+, the list goes on . . . because your Christian faith dictates such IS promoting Christian Nationalism.
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We don’t choose our sexuality.
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@darkprofu To be Hetero not to be Hetero, that is the question! Choose wisely.
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Is it just me, or does this seem HIGHLY unlikely?
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Can we all just agree that dogmatic adherence to a viewpoint is fucking stupid? If you believe, then you should be able to argue it.
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Once again, lots of bigots couldn’t just scroll by the post. Instead, they are compelled to stop and spill their hate, often cloaked in religious language.
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God does not exist ≠ I lack belief.
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Do any religious scriptures mention hunter-gatherers?
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Accounts blocked today: Atheists: 2 Theists: 0 Is is too hard to respect a difference of opinion without being an unhinged d-bag?
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I acknowledge people believe in gods, I believe that those gods do not exist.
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@darkprofu To reject something means you acknowledge it.
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Reminder to atheists: it's okay to be friends with or enagage in conversation people of religious backgrounds. If your position is reasonable and defendsible, you shouldn't hide behind a block to avoid conversation. With that being said, block or mute anyone that is abusive.
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It is a common claim that atheists are responsible for the mass human death of the 20th century; this is false. Whether in Germany, USSR, or China the vast majority of people on all sides of the conflicts were religious. Leave atheists the fuck alone.
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@gabrielhaynes Is that what’s taught in conversion therapy?
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What kind of asshole allows guns and explosives at the Capitol, but not a rally in Waco?
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Atheists suffer from bigotry too. Sorry not sorry.
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Here kitty, kitty.
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If non-religious, religious, and spiritual people who believe in the separation of church & state and human rights are willing to work together politically then the fundies don’t stand a chance. Remember that.
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The Chicxulub crater in Mexico was created by an asteroid ≈ 10-15 km wide. The ecological impact was devastating and planetwide. Why doesn’t the Bible or any other scripture mention it?
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@theliamnissan Oh shit! It’s real! Lmao!
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@davenewworld_2 At the literal bottom of the Mariana Trench, Above the Pyrennes Mountains, Thousands of feet in the air. Microplastics are everywhere. You’re right, this should be discussed often and wide.
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Happy Sun Day! Do you know the origin of Earth's metals?
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@theliamnissan Do raccoons take surnames?
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