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9 days

I tried so hard to let you go. But some kind of madness is swallowing me whole.

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2 years

Just filled up my car and it was $87 for Premium Plus. Did it suck? Yes. Am I going to vote Republican in November because of it? No. Because gas prices will level out, but an authoritarian government is forever.

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5 months

Pretty simple.

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2 years

Republicans want to talk about Paul Pelosi? Ok. But first let’s talk about Ginni Thomas.

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I don’t know about you, but as we appear to be on the brink of World War III, I’d rather have the guy with 50 years of U.S. government and foreign policy experience at the helm than the reality TV show guy who sells sneakers and wanted to nuke hurricanes.

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3 months

“YOU SAID IF YOU LOST, WE’D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!”

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2 years

Hey maga, did you hear Brandon is securing the border and he got Mexico to pay for it? True story. Because that’s what REAL presidents do. They solve big problems, not create them. 💙🇺🇸

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3 months

Hey MAGA, just a reminder that the E. Jean Carroll lawsuit was filed in 2019 before Joe Biden was president. This civil trial and verdict have absolutely nothing to do with the President, or the federal government. Dolts.

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2 years

Is it weird that American democracy might ultimately fall because some reality TV show guy famous for saying “You’re fired” simply could not accept that he was fired?

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10 months

“ALL LOANS MATTER.” Reinstate their debt.👇

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2 months

There was a criminal caught on camera today at the border. He was a rapist with 91 felony counts.

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1 year

Imagine living in Katie Porter’s district in Orange County and having her as your brilliant Congresswoman and then going “nah, we’ll go with the lobbyist who has FOUR felony indictments for this election.” 🤦🏻‍♀️

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2 years

Can we just pause for a moment and reflect on the fact that Trump, a “president” of the United States, was being advised by the MyPillow guy and the CEO of Overstock?

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Look. I don’t give a flying fack who Fani Willis slept with, or when she started sleeping with him. You know what she didn’t do? Conspire in a racketeering plot to overturn the votes of a Georgia state election. Case closed. ⚖️

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3 months

Look media, we get it. Most Americans don’t want a rematch with two 80-year old candidates. Most Americans don’t want to relive 2020 again. Makes sense. But you know what else? Most Americans don’t think a 4x indicted ex-president with 91 felony counts should be normalized as…

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Rachel Maddow just flawlessly rattled off every major Biden accomplishment in 60 seconds. That clip is a f’cking masterclass in messaging and every Dem should watch it, memorize it and repeat it to anyone “on the fence” who is willing to listen. 🔥

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Tell Ronna. I want her to know it was me. -Rachel Maddow

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24 days

A letter for @TheRock There are lots of celebrities who have the wealth and massive platforms to drive change, but few who actually are willing to do the hard work to help those less fortunate, or make the planet a better place. You’re one of them. The work you’ve done for…

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2 years

Matt Gaetz is 5’7 and 7 inches of that is forehead.

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2 months

Thank you Katie Britt. There hasn’t been an SNL cold open this anticipated since Sarah Palin. 🍿

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1 year

Raise your hand if you know someone who depends on social security to live? 🙋🏻‍♀️

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2 years

Hi MAGA Republicans. Just wanted to share this info. 30% is not half the country. It’s not half of anything. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. 🙋🏻‍♀️

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1 year

As you inevitably stumble upon those horrific images of the Allen Texas shooting victims, remember there are Republican members of Congress that proudly wear this pin to glorify the gun that was used to kill them. Then, get ready to vote them the f’ck out in 2024. 🔥

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2 months

Hey media, thanks for the update on Biden eating ice cream! I missed the part about how his opponent tried to overturn the 2020 election and is actually running again to destroy America. Will you be covering that?

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4 months

Republicans keep talking about terrorists pouring in at the border, but none of them want to talk about this terrorist.

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2 years

If Liz Cheney loses tomorrow, that’s a reflection on the people of Wyoming and the sad, pathetic state of the Republican party. It is not a reflection on her. And it’s also a shame. 🇺🇸

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2 years

I hope the five hack Supreme Court justices watch Jamie Raskin during today’s Jan 6 hearing, so they can see what it looks like when a REAL Constitutional expert defends and protects the Constitution.

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2 years

Anderson Cooper deserves better than the new CNN.

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1 year

Say what you will about Casey DeSantis but she’s got a great fashion sense to match her political views from 1955.

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2 years

Trump’s Secret Service agents were allegedly banging two female members of the Trump family. You think they’re not going to lie about him throwing a fit and attacking one of their own? Come on, man.

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2 months

That moment your realize your party is gone.

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2 years

Hey MAGA: Don’t be upset that Joe Biden doesn’t respect you. The majority of America can’t stand you. 🇺🇸

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2 years

@Jim_Jordan Why should a machinist in Ohio pay you $174K to tweet all day?

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1 year

Why do so many white men think killing their wife is a better option than just getting a divorce? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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2 years

Maga is blaming Mayor Pete for airline cancellations because just like gas prices, they also don’t know how airlines work.

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8 months

Dear conservative strategists trying to rebrand Pro Life to Pro Baby because you know how unpopular your position is on women’s reproductive rights: We suggest you rebrand to Pro Birth. You seem to care a lot about fetuses. You are sickly obsessed with forcing births. But you…

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1 year

Boom boom clap. Boom boom clap. Buddy, you're an old man, dumb man. Pleading with your Truths looking guiltier every day. You got paint on your face, big disgrace. Jack Smith is gonna put you back in your place. Hear it? We will, we will mock you. We will, we will mock you.

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6 months

You want to make America great again? Here’s my 5 point plan. 1. Reverse Citizens United 2. Abolish the Electoral College 3. Defund the NRA 4. Defeat MAGA at the ballot box at every local, state and federal level 5. End Daylight Saving Time I support this message. 🇺🇸

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2 years

First Newsom takes on Desantis with targeted ads in Florida. Now he’s going after Abbott in Texas. This is how you play offense, Dems. 🔥

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2 months

Here’s how I imagine things went down at SNL. All the female cast were eagerly awaiting to hear who was getting the coveted part of Katie Britt and then Colin Jost goes, “oh, my wife can do it.” And that was that.

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9 months

This is a great ad that will torment his psyche and fragile ego. And I am here for it. 🍿

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11 months

Remember when the Secret Service were secretly banging two members of the Trump family? I do.

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2 years

Just saw a news clip that said young voters have had it with their much older leaders, like Joe Manchin. Newsflash: old voters have had it too.

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2 months

Hi House GOP, Just a friendly reminder. We will never forgive you for what you are doing to Ukraine right now, and we will never forget. See you in November. Pack your bags. Love, Real America

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I can’t believe we have 8 more months of hearing about the presidential campaign for a man who tried to overturn an American election. It’s absolutely mind blowing this is where we are as a nation.

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2 years

Dear Boomers, You lived through the civil rights movement. You fought for women’s rights in the 70s. You paid into social security your whole lives. You vote more reliably than any age group. Do not let the GOP take away everything your generation fought for. Vote Blue. ✌️

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My bestie was at that parade today. I’m angry and frustrated. I feel instead of raging against Jon Stewart and bickering about the president’s age, we should channel that outrage and energy into ensuring the Dems get a supermajority in Congress. Because despite us showing up in…

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2 years

If the GOP can weaponize the word woke, surely we can weaponize the word cult.

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2 years

If there’s a wrong side of an issue, count on Joe Manchin to be there.

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4 months

Since suddenly Constitutional requirements for the Presidency don’t matter, fuck it, let’s nominate Obama for a third term.

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5 months

Look, if I was 81 years old, I’d probably confuse Britney Spears and Taylor Swift too. But at least he didn’t try to overturn the results of a free and fair election. Get your shit together mainstream media. Code red. 🚨

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2 years

what happened to Jim Jordan’s 14 FBI “whistleblowers?” Did they just magically disappear?

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1 year

Does Kevin McCarthy understand he’s not Speaker of the House yet? Hell, he’s not even the presumptive speaker. Why’s he running around threatening “impeachments.” 😂

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2 months

Commander Biden has bitten Secret Service agents 24 times. Commander knows. Trust the dog. 🐾

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2 years

Pay attention to what Greg Abbott is doing bussing migrants to DC. People who came here with nothing and only want to make a better life for themselves. People willing to work in the fields of Texas, transported for a press stunt. Pay attention. That’s the future of GOP America.

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10 months

All you need to know about the breakup of Kimberly Guilfoyle and Don Jr is that Gavin Newsom is still the winner. 🇺🇸

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4 months

Things Biden can do that Trump can’t: 1. Ride a bike 2. Have a great marriage based on love, not money and appearances 3. Own a pet 4. Love his sons 5. Take a joke at the White House Correspondents' dinner 6. Wish people a Merry Christmas without saying Rot in Hell. 🇺🇸

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2 years

Josh Hawley writing a book on manhood is like Lindsey Graham writing a book on women.

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11 months

Dear Dad, Mom and I got you this presidential portrait for Father’s Day. Hope you like it. Barron

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Four years ago, I was headed to the gym paranoid and clueless about how the Covid virus was transmitted. Then my gym shut down. Then my company started losing frontline employees to illness. Then people started dying in the hundreds every day. And a gym being closed was the…

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9 months

If Bill Clinton’s deposition about his sex life was made public as evidence of a “crime,” then you better be damn sure the American public has the right to watch the trial of the man who tried to defraud the U.S. government and end American democracy.

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4 months

Jamie Raskin, law scholar and Constitutional expert, hands the GOP its ass, AGAIN. 🔥

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1 year

I never meant to cause you any sorrow. I never meant to cause you any pain. I only wanted one time to see you laughing. I only want to see you laughing with a...

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If pulling a fire alarm in Congress is grounds for expulsion for a security violation, cool. While you’re at it, expel the Congresswoman who texted out the Speaker’s location during a violent insurrection.

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I played the lottery yesterday and lost. I wasn’t in the room when the numbers were selected, but the winning numbers were published for all who played. I didn’t take my ticket in and insist that I won even though my ticket showed I didn’t. I didn’t go to the local media and…

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5 months

I prefer presidents who have less years in their age than number of indictments. Happy birthday Mr. President.

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2 years

Laura Ingraham is trending which means somewhere an exorcism may have gone awry.

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2 years

Gavin Newsom has it right. Call the GOP out on their hypocrisy. Lead the narrative. Play offense. Rally the team. We need more of this from the right people — Newsom, Pete, AOC, Beto, Porter, McMorrow, Swalwell, Warren —and less of the other stuff.

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This is your daily reminder that MAGA is less than 20% of the voting electorate. MAGA is a minority movement. If real patriots from all parties came together in 2024 to defend democracy, MAGA would be obsolete.

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When Ted Cruz’s phone is seized it will no doubt be at Taco Bell, when he’s making a run for the border.

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2 years

Breaking: Police seize Marjorie Taylor Greene’s shoes as evidence after today’s kicking incident.

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2 years

I prefer presidents who don’t try to kill their Vice President.

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1 year

If you support Biden, but also aren’t afraid to say you like Pete Buttigieg or Katie Porter or Gretchen Whitmer or Gavin Newsom, we should be friends. 💙🇺🇸🙋🏻‍♀️

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2 years

If you’re voting Republican because you’re concerned about gas prices, pause for a moment, take a look outside your polling location or ballot box, and ask yourself, “why are there men dressed in tactical gear with guns outside my polling location in America?” That’s your future.

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1 year

Why is the press talking more about Trump’s impending announcement of a campaign run than his impending indictment for stealing Top Secret documents from the United States government?

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2 years

Real Americans don’t root for the guy who betrayed America.

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3 months

These journalists need to show some damn respect to the President of the United States. For god’s sake, how far we have fallen.

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5 months

To all the right wing nuts losing their minds over the sex video in the Senate hearing room, listen up. That aide should 100% be fired. He has poor judgment. It is inappropriate and unacceptable behavior in any workplace. His bad decisions are not those of his boss. There. See…

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Someone just called Marjorie Taylor Greene “Sporkfoot” and I am dead. 😆🤣😂

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5 months

Remember when Trump was president and gas was cheap because there was a global pandemic and no one was driving and everyone was dying? Those were the days. -Republicans

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1 year

Anderson Cooper, please find your way to the closest CNN life boat and exit that sinking ship as soon as possible. (and grab Jim Acosta too) 🛟

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2 months

On the note of Katie Porter, she’s not wrong on the tactics that were used to defeat her. It’s politics. But as a once beloved smart Dem leader with a whiteboard, we know, and SHE should know using words like “Rigged” is a dangerous statement – and extremely disappointing.

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Hey third party voters, here are some things to think about. Without Jill Stein in 2016, there would be no Trump and the threat to democracy. Roe would still stand. Without Ralph Nader in 2000, there would be no Iraq War. And we’d be 20 years ahead on fighting climate change.

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I know everyone says don’t pay attention to polls, but putting poll demographics aside, the fact that Biden and Trump are consistently polling dead even should be an alarm bell. One of these candidates has the best first-term record of any president in decades, and the other is…

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Today some maga told me Joe Biden is “pretending” to be president and I had to explain that the only guy pretending to be anything is the one who goes on tour to state fairgrounds to perform his old hits from 2015, like a washed up 80s band.

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Fun fact: if anyone else in America stole and stored Top Secret documents in their home, they’d be in prison right now.

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1 year

I heard Dracula is dressing up as Stephen Miller for Halloween.

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People of Florida, please, please don’t leave your animals behind when you evacuate! Never leave your dogs chained or constrained outside. And if you don’t evacuate and see a stray animal in need, please be kind and take it in. They need help too. Stay safe. ❤️🐕🐈 #HurricaneIan

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Leprosy. Measles. If there’s an eradicated disease that’s going to resurface, it’s sure to happen in Florida. Thanks antivaxxer dipshits. You’re really making America great again.

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Hey Tucker, Obama isn’t gay. But this future president is. Get used to it. 🇺🇸

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1 year

Don’t worry about Blake Masters. He’s got a great future as a suspect on Dateline.

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Amy Coney Barrett is the least experienced Supreme Court Justice in 30 years. And yet here she is, with a lifetime appointment, setting the lives of millions of women backward by 50 years.

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It is said that on a dark cold night in Arizona, you can see a ghostly woman wandering along the Verde river, weeping and wailing in search of her missing votes. They call her “La Kariona” - which means sore loser in Spanish.

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I am so sick of swing states. Abolish the Electoral College.

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2 years

I prefer presidents who drop f-bombs over presidents who drop nuclear secrets.

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2 years

There are a dozen or so people who should be in charge of Dem messaging for the midterms. James Carville is one of them. But you know who shouldn’t be in charge? Whoever is doing it now.

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Dear Gen Z, frustrated progressives and third party voters. The choice in 2024 isn’t about Biden vs Trump. It’s not about Biden’s policies vs. your idealistic view of what America should be. It’s not about climate action, or lack thereof. It’s about whether or not the America…

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Thank you Rachel Maddow for reminding all of us that the real weaponization of the DOJ happened under Trump with AG lackey Bill Barr. Never forget.

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Hi CNN. Here are people who we never need to hear from again. Stop interviewing them. 1. John Bolton 2. Bill Barr 3. Ronna McDaniel 4. Mark Esper 5. Andrew Yang 6. Mia Love 7. And throw Jeffrey Toobin in for good measure.

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Maga is back at it again whining about black Ariel in the new The Little Mermaid. Who’s gonna tell them Jesus wasn’t white either?

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Mar-a-Lago is the Southern White House the way Four Seasons Landscaping is the Four Seasons.

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