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I tweet dumb stuff about movies. Sometimes angry political rants (sorry)

Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2013
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@Maxmax024
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@LipServX The 2000’s small shoe/ big jean combo was horrific
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@c0ctus The funny thing is her requests are just the bare minimum
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@drsoap8 Incredibles 1 was so dark and real. The sequel got so nerfed it stung
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@SailorSammy93 Tom Cruise is the best mannered super villain we’ve got
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@nagy_minaj Trump mouthing “you messed up” to Carson kills me hahaha
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@legotrillermoth The most Larry David answer of all time
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@jonathanmb32 Godzilla Minus one had better vfx than every single one of those movies with a 1/10th of the budget
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@NoContextSpongy I hope to god the first 5 seasons of SpongeBob are archived in the library of congress. It’s some of the best humanity has to offer in the way of culture
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@thesolarcoffee I think there are YouTube Time Machine websites that save content permanently. Could be wrong. Hope so at least
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@postnuclearjoan Best not to try to understand the mystique of Lana’s ways
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@Stop_Hammerzeit @mathieu_rcn @DiscussingFilm It’s impossible to tell what’s real and what’s fake with the idol
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@BlackTMZ1 @DailyLoud It’s ironic because Tupac was pro-choice as hell
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@glass_it @ItsJustN1ck @NolanAnalyst @mrRuimy Some people said the same about Daniel Craig
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@VideoGameHstry That spikey hair button down combo was lost in history
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@MJ_Peterson_69 @JakeBrannan5499 No. He was sexually assaulted and his mother died so people had tremendous sympathy and respect for him. Grow up
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@hankofjuly This looks like ps2 graphics. No cuts doesn’t mean anything if it’s CGI lol
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@grindhousebabe The real crime is acting like boardwalk empire is his most notable work when Spy Kids 2 exists…
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@benkesslen Choking on balls in a car
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@justashottt_ @flanaganfilm God damn it this was FUCKING CINEMA
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@crawdad_bebop @TheAlexSylvian He could also just be having fun. Some people enjoy working
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@thenervousgeek Yes! I was so thrilled to see Dane DeHaan in this. Every single cast member knocked it out of the park. I hope this gives everyone more work
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@reallest_gee @YourFriendKevin Love things that are somehow
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@itsmegangraves Talk about upstaging the main act lol
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@niketotebag When I was 16 and worked at UPS my coworker had this exact tattoo in Walmart quality
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@apples997 @CultureCrave Do you realize that marvel in its entirely is “woke.” you’ve been watching and enjoying it for years. Just proves how little meaning your “woke” has lol
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@simmon_c3 This frame was wild
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@sunny051488 @WhamBaamX Yes. People must only own houses and never apartments
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@marisatomay God damn it I hate music biopics
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@DailyLoud Hasn’t he ever heard of the celebrity pass
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@iHellaRaise @Miles86114853 @Seinfeld2000 You don’t bring anything you sap
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@comicxbook They all look the same. Dull, gray, and uninspired
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@cannadips People love capitalizing on the idea that nicotine in its pure form is dangerous. When separate from tobacco it’s literally no worse than caffeine
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@metalgearobama If she gets charged then what about the literal Nazis who hold rallies on American soil?? Where are their charges
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@cravemedia_ “Let’s just throw some euphoria music on top, they’ll love it”
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@SnakeSkin_J Literally. They’re the ones paying to see it
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@eemmanuels4 @Morbidful I’ve never understood how 20+ grown men (all armed with AR-15’s) were so scared of one dude with an AR-15. How does that work?
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@BenjaminCrew1 That’s why producers always get food/ coffee trucks when productions move into a 6 day week
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@NicholasPas5 Don’t even pretend this wasn’t you when you first watched it
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@ryanb______ The exact genre of guy that would tell me to eat some cheeseburgers when I was a kid
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@Comrade_Yui John Ford is screaming in his grave
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@MeganBitchell It always feels good to see myself represented on screen
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@LazlosGhost It is my opinion that Spielberg and Nolan movies have similar, cheesy-clever, humor styles
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@christress Say what you will, but having this level of optimism is a gift
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@colemanjspilde It’s the fastest way to make a 100+ million dollar movie look insanely cheap
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@tomxairey This was tight
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@AnwarCarrots My dream has always been to land a job with this kind of resume
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@Viggie_Smalls93 An Oscar? No way. I don’t want to Google it but I also don’t want to believe you. I love this movie but this doesn’t make sense
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@Bonesdrawstuff The art direction in TAS and Mask of the Phantasm is unmatched
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@dnvolz @GBoozay "IKEA has better cabinets" 😂
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My grandma wrote me this letter when I got busted for speeding/ weed when I was 18 🥺🥺🥺
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@quentinRIP Is that her making that “ha ha hey heyyy” noise??
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@brianjoralvarez @TIME That laugh cough makes the world a better place
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@amxndamichelle This movie is scary as hell
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@bgoldbergpdx @Scottcrates @BlackKnight10k Seriously. He murdered 2 people and now is touring schools giving talks?? This country is in shambles
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@Stop_Hammerzeit @mathieu_rcn @DiscussingFilm If you hadn’t declared it fake I would’ve gone my whole life thinking The Weeknd was that impressed with his yield
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@TheIndianHitman @HedgerHodges @jamal99 @zw1ph @santanapena75 @TheBoysTV If the guy doesn’t have the muscle he doesn’t have the muscle
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@KandissTaylor @blaireerskine “Jesus, guns and babies”
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@IndieWire How do I transition to this at 25?
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@ThisIsCreation All of my coworkers are grumpy millennials
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@theserfstv Steven crowder is a wife beater and should never be given any sort of platform
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@1929stockcrash He somehow managed to make his “art” look like an AI regurgitation of a painting
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@TheCinegogue I was always so confused by this
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@theserfstv It’s hilarious that he refers to anyone other than himself as an incel
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@Joshpoppin @eemmanuels4 @Morbidful But that’s literally their job. That’s what they signed up to do.
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@millerIowlife It seems that NFT bros have discovered women
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@evemmore I’ve never seen a more accurate representation of Ringo. God I love that man
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@bestredpillcont @albert12798 The second I see a 50 year old dude who looks like this in a video it looses all credibility
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@whatley_brady @darafaye No one’s going to read your fake study
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@ImTheMoff Cancer is French for “nice morning buzz”
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@NostalgiaFolder We used to be a proper country
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@TheCinesthetic Blair Witch Project done right in my humble opinion
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@unrealsushi @Cryptic_Memes_ This is a load of barnaclesss
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@Xcksorm @DiscussingFilm Pixar and Disney need to go back to their roots. Style and creativity over tech achievement
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@mccrabb_will Will be seated
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Mike and I? Yeah we go way back.
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@Srirachachau I’ll have permanent respect for anyone who writes and directs a feature film. That’s an incredibly tough feat. People underestimate what goes into filmmaking
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@JohnWarpower @comicxbook Yeah… one frame…. Cool
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@Dion_Wonders @zei_squirrel No sir. Stevey Chowder boy FOUND OUT
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@FilmMomatic Kingsman 1 and Kick Ass were great
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@ChudsOfTikTok Look at how uncomfortable he is around women
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@frullathor @CultureCrave The VFX is impressive but that’s about it in my humble opinion
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@scrumble_eggs Repubclians will roast this then never attract a single woman
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@JamesUrbaniak I love stumbling upon a good tweet. Nothing better than a good tweet
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@Aqualady6666 @MercyE__ This isn’t an experiment. This is thoughtlessly mashing two things together
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@communistgarth @colemanjspilde Harry Potter movies have wayyyy better color grading
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@chrismanfrank I thought you were describing general Tik Tok in Trump terms 😳
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@johnbourscheid @RightWingCope They’re somehow on the wrong side of every single issue
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I got a girlfriend so people wouldn't call me gay for vaping
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@EdFiftyNine_ @TheMemeWalker People who don’t like Midsommar are simply WRONG. That’s all I got. Goodnight.
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Me taking the lit exam tomorrow
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@EggrolI @s3rfbort *does nothing but sit and dread those 15 minutes hours prior*
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