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@danmmeyer

3 years

Looks like Lightening McQueen used the lockdowns to get some work down. Looking pretty good.

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Very good to see but this raises a HUGE question: How come the supposed white supremists who march wearing matching outfits with fully covered faces are detained, handcuffed (assumingly arrested) yet the police never remove their face coverings?

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UCLA🧵: Police unmask each protester arrested for the cameras before they’re loaded onto prison transport buses.

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Sprouts is now charging for bags. I declined and carried my 6-10 items out in the hand basket thing, planning on bringing it right back in. Then I realized, I can just keep it and bring it back the next time I'm here. Zero plastic used. I'm a green hero.

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Ok. who was forced to learn how to square dance in school?

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3 years

@StephenKing everyone in fl is free to get the vax and wear a mask. i don't think you understand freedom or the word draconian

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3 months

the girl should now be sentenced to 6 years in jail.

non aesthetic things

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3 months

A high school football star had a rape charge against him dropped after sixteen year old girl confessed that the rape never happened. He spent six years falsely imprisoned and broke down when the case was dismissed.

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@MillennialOther how does a woman with this attitude rise to her current position?

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The line for a Pub Sub is no joke on a Sunday

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2 years

courtesy of @BetSnyder Publix Trucks lead the way across the new bridge @Publix @ChristinaPushaw

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1 month

What is that saying, not all heros wear capes?

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Man who kept his boat besides his house was ordered from the city to put up a fence to hide the boat from view. So he built the fence and hired someone to paint it.

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@Script_Samurai @kathrynw5 @redsteeze press secretary already figuring out how to walk those statements back

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3 years

@Buccaneers @TomBrady yes. Yes he is. Not sure why he wasted 20 yrs in New England. He should have just come to Tampa in the first place. 80 degree boat parades are way better than 20 degree truck parades.

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@catturd2 @Jerry__Grey @JoeBiden I definitely don't like the looks of this presidency

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@Hawksgirl80 @jimmykimmel @elonmusk don't forget the blackface

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3 years

@TPostMillennial @RichardGrenell love that they keep saying "americans who WANT to come home" - leaving themselves an out for when they inevitably leave americans stranded...it will be bc it is what those americans wanted

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5 months

20oz dry aged bone in ribeye cooked over a wood fired grill at Charley's 😀

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2 months

Gotta post my losses. Tried to do the pichana "brisket" style. Unfortunately, I killed it in the real sense of the word 😕 so any way, we got take out from maggianos tonight.

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@davereaboi are they still allowing pajamas?

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6 months

it's been a day. met my sister for lunch. 1st time I have seen her in 8 or 9 years. She has had a rough time w addiction, lost litterly everything: kids, husband, countless jobs, was homeless, suicidal...but she finally turned things around and is putting her life back together.

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I honestly do not know the point of this article? Was it to shame FL? Shame people for not knowing FL is hot and has hurricanes? Either way, most Floridians are fine w/ the people quoted in the article leaving. So...what's the point of the article??

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3 months

Floridian transplants fleeing in droves over relentless heat, damaging hurricanes

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🚨BREAKING: Florida is hot and humid in the summer

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@danmmeyer

3 months

In Florida, Publix declares when seasons start and stop. Publix has declared that it is officially summer:

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@ScottGustin if he doesn't say, "come on man, you know the deal" i will be highly disappointed

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10 months

From 7 years locked in a cage to now: free to roam around the house, nap where she wants, football, homemade food, daily walks, lots of pets .... she seems pretty content

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4 years

Things have been negative lately. So here are a couple of my recently completed pools. 😀

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@tomselliott @donlemon the look on his face 😂

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@hurrahflip @SwainForSenate good news: you can still wear a mask 👍

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3 years

Chef Andrew is doing more for the industry than anyone in government

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@ChefGruel

3 years

Chef Andrew Gruel raises funds for restaurant workforce struggling because of pandemic - ABC7 Los Angeles

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People are acting like this is new. Does no one know about the Sears pre-fab house you could buy in the early 1900's that would get delivered on a train and supposedly took 1-2 days to put together?

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Home Depot offering a 1 bed, 1 bath 540sq ft prefab house for 44k. Thoughts?

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@danmmeyer

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Good Saturday morning from Tati. We honestly didn't think she would be here after this past Wednesday. She has made a HUGE turn around and almost back to normal.

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2 years

This is why no boycott of Disney will last or do anything of significance to the company, and anyone saying they are boycotting them is simply grandstanding. Sure, don't go to the parks....but DIS is nearly unavoidable in the rest of life

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@DavisMerriman1 @greg_price11 and yet....the just vote blue crowd will vote for him 😔

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7 months

everyone on Twitter is about to become vulcanologists in the next few days

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@danmmeyer

2 years

@RealBrysonGray this is insane. how the hell are they changing election laws on the day of the election?

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@SonyaShaykhoun @ReichmanShmuel you should probably unpin this tweet and delete it, does not represent who you are.

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@danmmeyer

3 years

@JenniferSey I wonder how many teachers are enjoying themselves by going to those bars??

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@wahlstedt007 as an american i can not understand why germans would be against armed citizens

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2 years

@NikkiFried Litterly the EXACT opposite of what you are claiming is happening.

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@danmmeyer

8 months

Twice Baked Potatoes and a Filet. Friday nights at home 👍

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14 days

Good to see Ace Hardware trending after this guy asked this question. IMO they succeed bc they are locally owned, neighborhood stores tied to the community

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15 days

How does Ace Hardware stay in business? 15% higher than Lowe’s and Home Depot while having nothing you need in stock

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@danmmeyer

2 months

omg...these videos coming out of Florida are incredible.

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2 months

In Florida, we drag these people out of the road and arrest them.

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5 months

South Florida for the win

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who the heck wants unsalted saltines????

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1 year

Gonna make people mad but, the Epcot Resort area is reason enough by itself that WDW is better than Disneyland: 5 great resorts, a body of water, boats or walking to 2 parks, the 2 best pools at WDW and a ton of good restaurants.

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8 months

I'm pretty sure we are heading towards economic collapse, societal collapse, and WWIII at the same time.

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@danmmeyer

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this is how it's done. a road blocking protest was ended within 11 minutes, and the idiots were arrested.

Bill Melugin

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NEW: The “Queers For Palestine” protesters who blocked the highway exit to Disney World in Orlando, FL, have been arrested by Florida Highway Patrol. I’m told they were arrested within 11 minutes. Florida continues w/ zero tolerance for blocking traffic. Photo credit: @FLHSMV

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2 years

@CasuallyGreg @AmieWohrer that is one of the better meltdowns i have seen today

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@danmmeyer

1 year

For the 10,000 New Yorkers who recently moved to Florida:

Chris From Florida 🐊

@ChrisInSWF

1 year

@FLVoiceNews Please remember this New York

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@Route3Complete @txsalth2o @JustinTrudeau great thread and a fantastic take down of juliette 👍

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3 years

so, you are saying they invented a .......bus??

Erik Solheim

@ErikSolheim

3 years

This is incredible! China 🇨🇳 is testing it’s new autonomous electric train that does not need traditional tracks. It runs on a virtual track. Can go everywhere.

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@ThomasSowell @LDLedford2 I have never been standing in line behind a black person at a store who won asked for ID for beer/wine or at airport security couldn't produce an ID. It is illogical to say that black people can't get an ID to vote.

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2 months

How much pizza do you need to eat to make this purchase worth while?

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4 years

we all know he should have been picked

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7 months

@LAPDCentral um, no. sitting there you become a target and victim. drive forward and get yourself to safety.

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As Florida as it gets

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WHY ARE THE CRANES HARASSING OUR STATE PET... Hmmmm

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@danmmeyer

7 months

once again, Florida is opting out of Fall

Paul Dellegatto⚡️FOX

@PaulFox13

7 months

The invitation to fall got lost in the mail. #Florida

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@danmmeyer

2 months

Amd this is a pretty new neighborhood, so likely a lot of people from out of state living there. Explains why the cops were called.

Nature is Amazing ☘️

@AMAZlNGNATURE

2 months

Just a normal day in Florida 🐊👀

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@danmmeyer

2 months

Real question: Do people living in CA, NY, and IL see the videos coming out of FL showing how FL deals with street blocking protesters? My gut says that the algorithm blocks people in those states/cities from seeing them.

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2 years

@EWoodhouse7 there is that compassionate left again we hear so much about 🙄

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3 years

maybe the best castle pic i have seen. the colors and lights against the black night sky....beautiful

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@michigannews I feel so bad for those kids.

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Tati's 1st lunch at Salt Shack. While at lunch we got word that she is staying with us for good 😀

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It's below 60°... gotta stay warm

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2 years

@EricMGarcia I do think you meant to be malicious. you got so excited you didn't no5ice the dates were a year apart. I do think you feel humiliated as you state and the apology is nice. But yes, you had every intention of being malicious

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Fellow Floridians, everyone ok? 80 degrees here tomorrow so we just have to suck it up for 24 more hours. We can do this.

Mike's Weather Page

@tropicalupdate

7 months

Hows everyone doing??? Today's morning temps here.

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Lucy's Christmas portrait we got her at the dog festival this weekend. I can't get over her smile 😂

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3 years

@AlexThomp Stadiums across the country filled with 50,000 to 100,000 people are not right wing. That is middle America.

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out like a light ☺️ 6 years stuck in a cage, now on vacation at WDW.....

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smoking ribs while in the pool ..... not a bad Sunday. hope yall had a good one too.

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Home, still having convulsions but they gave her 3 meds to try and help reduce their severity. Should have the blood test results later today. Her vet thinks it could be Lyme disease but won't know till we get the results

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2 years

@WhiteHouse no. that is not the consensus. not even close.

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Hope everyone is having a good Thurdday. If you are in Florida, definitely try to get outside for a bit

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@TRHLofficial @peterboghossian yep, that pretty much takes care of it. pretty cut and dry.

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@flowerskelly @TheRealHoarse @LeviStraussCo @JenniferSey at 62 how many more pairs of jeans were you going to buy anyway?

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@danmmeyer

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Highly recommend "Closed for Storm" on Amazon Prime - movie about the abandoned 6 Flags New Orleans. open for only 5 years before Katrina hit, how sits 16yrs later empty and desolate

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@NikkiFried @GovRonDeSantis no, we don't. you need to realize FL is very happy to have Desantis.

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@danmmeyer

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This is fantastic. Yet another example of Florida showing the rest of the country how to protect 1st amendment rights while not ceding control of the university campus to the mob. Every other university could do this, but they chose to allow the inmates to have control

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BREAKING: University of Florida students chose to breakdown their encampment after being handed this of Allowable Activities and Prohibitive Items and Activities. Look at those Consequences for Non-Compliance 👀 University of Florida's chapter of Young Democratic Socialists of

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Keeping it easy on a Tuesday night: simple sirloin steak, marinated in W Sauce, grilled and served with rice.

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This is why you rescue dogs and don't shoot them. Tati is a handful. she is a lot of work. she doesn't like people other than me. Sha lived in a cage for years. shes partially deaf & blind But we work with her, we train her. We love her & she is living the best life she can live

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simple. not fancy. messy as hell. Famil standing around the island eating and hanging out but the Mrs is happy and that's all that matters. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms

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@danmmeyer

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@AaronParnas this is a really desperate spin on reality.

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@danmmeyer

3 years

If you have the means to go to Epcot in the middle of the week it is highly recommended. It is....so choice

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@danmmeyer

3 years

Biggest loss from Epcot: Fife and Drum followed closely by Teiko Drummers in Japan, and Off Kilter in Canada. The decimation of the music in WS is far worse than the construction walls in Future World.

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Honestly, I can not think of a better challenge to happen in Florida. All the alligator, python and iguana wranglers have been waiting for a day like this

J. Roezay

@Real_JRoe

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There's a full grown tiger in the Ocala Forest and they're talking about a $10k reward if a civilian catches it. Please don't try this

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Love the Mrs. Asked her where she wanted to go tomorrow and she said: Stay home, hit the pool and eat good food. Hell yes! 5 lbs of stone crab and 5 dozen oysters and a few bottles of bubbles on tap for tomorrow.

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@Peal1578846 that is another HUGE tip off. They went after J6 people like rabid dogs yet.....crickets everytimw one of these groups are marching

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Tati is 8 or 9 years old, but she is celebrating her first ever Christmas this year.

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@danmmeyer

3 years

@GlennKesslerWP The WH made a move to try and eliminate the PG version of the taunt. So now the WH has to endure hearing the R rated version. This is 100% on the WH person who decided to pull yesterday's stunt

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fresh wash, blow dry and nails buffed. good to go.

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#Florida

Clay Hardy 👍 Roll Tide

@ClayHardy6969

5 months

Afternoon, overlooking the sunshine skyway in St. Petersburg Fl.

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Tati poking her head in to say that she hopes yall had a good Saturday

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@danmmeyer

2 months

About as good as it's going to get here in Tampa. Any camera people know why the sun is super bright, but I'm getting an image of the sun and moon below and to the left of the sun? (zoom in just to the right of my head)

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@danmmeyer

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Tampa Bay is a bit choppy today. Guessing at some point the bridges will close for a few hours

IONTB.COM

@IONTB

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TRAVEL ADVISORY I-275 [7 BRIDGE HOWARD FRANKLAND EB - PINELLAS FHP] [ST PETERSBURG] HIGH WINDS IN AREA CAUSING WAVES TO COME ONTO EASTBOUND LANES, ROADWAY IS STILL OPEN TO TRAFFIC

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@USAVet2003 @kathrynw5 beyond crist...he already knows he is losing, I would say that is Newsome in the fetle position

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on my way to a conference in Orlando, figured I would kill an hour or two and grab some lunch. Absolutely perfect Florida day, hardly a cloud in the sky