Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel Twitter profile

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6 years

Thanks, lowest rated President in HISTORY.

Donald J. Trump

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6 years

Lowest rated Oscars in HISTORY. Problem is, we don’t have Stars anymore - except your President (just kidding, of course)!

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Hey @realDonaldTrump u up?

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This is like being awake during your own surgery.

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So far 2020, you suck.

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We mashed up @BarackObama ’s Bin Laden speech with @RealDonaldTrump ’s al-Baghdadi speech, and the results are amazing

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@realDonaldTrump #Merylsayshi

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6 years

Tonight on #Kimmel Colin Farrell #SacredDeer , @PattonOswalt #Annihilation , music from Bishop Briggs @ThatGirlBishop #Dream & we make young girls cry with the most popular band in the world! @BTS_twt #BTSxJimmyKimmel

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Dear Aasshole: for the record, I’ve not met, flown with, visited, or had any contact whatsoever with Epstein, nor will you find my name on any “list” other than the clearly-phony nonsense that soft-brained wackos like yourself can’t seem to distinguish from reality. Your reckless…

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NEW: Quarterback Aaron Rodgers says he will pop "some sort of bottle" when the Epstein associates list is released and suggests Jimmy Kimmel will be named. Everyone is excited 🔥 “There’s a lot of people, including Jimmy Kimmel are really hoping that doesn't come out.” “I'll…

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At the end of all this, let’s try to remember that the geniuses who told us not to worry about coronavirus are the same geniuses telling us not to worry about #climatechange

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7 years

Billy is 3 months old & doing great. Thx for the love & support. Please remind your Congresspeople that every kid deserves the care he got

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4 years

He was great,charismatic & among the hardest-working athletes ever,but what impressed me most was how deeply-involved Kobe was with his 4 daughters. Pray for them, Vanessa, his parents & his fellow passengers' families on this sad and shocking day. We will never forget you Kobe

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If Donald Trump gets any more embarrassing we’re gonna have to start calling him Don Jr.

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Today we showed the world that there is no MyPillow large enough to smother our democracy.

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One reason Trump’s advisors are so worried he might not be able to win, is because he lost.

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Trump is like a kid slowly realizing nobody’s coming to his birthday party.

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6 years

OK Roy, but I'm leaving my daughters at home! P.S. - wear that cute little leather vest

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7 years

If you too are disappointed in Sen @BillCassidy #GrahamCassidy let them know it - call (202) 224-3121

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3 years

You know your judgment is bad when this haircut is only the third worst decision you made this month.

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5 years

thank you Jon Stewart, for making sure "never forget" isn't just a nice-sounding slogan

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"Your indifference cost these men and women their most valuable commodity: time." Jon Stewart receives a standing ovation from 9/11 first responders after slamming lawmakers for failing to fund programs providing healthcare to the first responders

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It feels good to only have to worry about a deadly pandemic now.

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4 years

Go make Melania brunch.

Donald J. Trump

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4 years

More Fake News, this time from Jimmy Kimmel’s last place show!

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2 years

Officer? I would like to report a joke.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸

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2 years

. @ABC , this threat of violence against me by @jimmykimmel has been filed with the @CapitolPolice .

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I’m all for healing, but before we heal we need to make sure the surgery is finished. There’s a large cancerous tumor that still needs to be removed.

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6 years

@MooreSenate Sounds great Roy - let me know when you get some Christian values and I’ll be there!

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4 years

Happy Cinco de Mayo Mr. President! Thanks for the shout-out - now get back to work royally fucking everything up!

Donald J. Trump

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4 years

Wow! Congratulations to Greg Gutfeld, a one time Trump Hater who has come all the way home. His Ratings easily beat no talent Stephen Colbert, nice guy Jimmy Fallon, and wacko “last placer” Jimmy Kimmel. Greg built his show from scratch, and did a great job in doing so. @FoxNews

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7 years

Thank you @SenJohnMcCain for being a hero again and again and now AGAIN

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3 years

Trump Administration resignations are piling up. They did not see this coming. They’re Not-sees.

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This is what it feels like when the "President" of the United States attacks you personally

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3 years

congratulations to @realDonaldTrump on his well deserved silver medal!

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4 years

I can think of no better metaphor for this presidency than Donald Trump not wearing a face mask to a face mask factory while the song “Live and Let Die” blares in the background.

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3 years

The Bachelorette had a more peaceful transition of power than the Presidency

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7 years

There is more we can do, and we need to do it. Love to my hometown. #VegasStrong

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3 years

Trump shouldn’t be allowed to win a state unless he can find it on a map.

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6 years

hilarious.

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6 years

Everything wrong with Fox News in one video

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Whatever you do, no matter what anyone says - do NOT get out of line. Ever. Wherever you’re currently standing, that’s your new home.

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Twitter was a way for us to know where Trump was, like when they put a bell on a cow.

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3 years

If your election lasts more than 48 hours, seek medical attention

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6 years

I hope the FBI finds and prosecutes the complete A-hole who hacked the President's account and tweeted this.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

6 years

Very sad that the FBI missed all of the many signals sent out by the Florida school shooter. This is not acceptable. They are spending too much time trying to prove Russian collusion with the Trump campaign - there is no collusion. Get back to the basics and make us all proud!

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3 years

feeling dumb - again - for hoping more of them would do the right thing

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7 years

sincere thanks for the outpouring of love & support - Dr. Jane is keeping a close ear on Billy, who is very well - XO

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6 years

Dear "the media" - @michelleisawolf was FUNNY. Hire a juggler next year.

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6 years

The families in Parkland are suffering for no good reason. We send love, sympathy and prayers tonight and DEMAND that our "leaders" do SOMETHING to stop this tomorrow. How many have to suffer before we stop looking the other way?

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a man who hasn't even lost the election, claiming the election was stolen

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what makes me saddest is that I know I'll never write anything funnier than #covfefe

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My wife and I welcome a new baby and it is quite a story...

Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Details of His Son’s Birth & Heart Disease

Jimmy and his wife Molly welcomed their second child together, William “Billy” Kimmel. At three days old, Billy had successful open heart surgery at Children...

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2 years

For the same reason you’re great and Green Bay hasn’t won the Super Bowl in ten years

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6 years

We surprised #BTS super Moms and made their daughters super jealous... #BTSxJimmyKimmel #BTSArmy @BTS_twt

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A yr ago today, God gave us this tough little boy. Today, we thank the nurses & doctors at @CedarsSinai & @ChildrensLA who saved his life & those who shared thoughts & prayers. We cannot stay quiet. Please wish Billy happy birthday by REGISTERING TO VOTE!

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How is it possible that Alaska hasn’t finished counting? Couldn’t they just ask for a show of mittens?

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6 years

1) Call your reps at (202) 224-3121- tell them to END the separation of families at the border (ask your Senators to pass the Keep Families Together Act and your House Rep to pass the HELP Separated Children Act).

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4 years

The ideal plexiglass barrier for tonight's debate

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7 years

Thanks to all who stood up and spoke out from this happy guy and his less-fortunate friends #GoodbyeGrahamCassidy

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Finally, a reboot worth watching.

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Yes @RealDonaldTrump , it is time to do something about school shootings...

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Thank you @SenatorCollins for putting people ahead of party. We are all in your debt.

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How it started: How it's going:

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it would appear that @vp was joking about carrying empty boxes for a staged publicity stunt. The full video reveals that he was carrying full boxes for a staged publicity stunt. My apologies. I know how dearly this administration values truth.

Matt McDermott

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Mike Pence caught on hot mic delivering empty boxes of PPE for a PR stunt.

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introducing... the world's dumbest person! (at :51)

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this is extremely dangerous to our democracy

Deadspin

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6 years

How America's largest local TV owner turned its news anchors into soldiers in Trump's war on the media:

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Billy is 6 months old today. He's healthy, happy & we're very grateful for your prayers, wishes & support of @ChildrensLA & other hospitals

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It’s hard to believe that in just 75 years, we’ve gone from this… to this.

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Ready for birth control and same sex relationships to go away too? THE CRAZY PEOPLE ARE TAKING OVER BECAUSE WE DON'T ACT!" Clarence Thomas WROTE that justices “should reconsider all of this Court’s substantive due process precedents, including Griswold, Lawrence, and Obergefell”

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After four very long years it’s crazy to think that in just 18 hours Trump will be eating loaded potato skins poolside at Mar-a-Lago and Mike Pence will be off battling gays in space.

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Happy 2nd birthday to our little #Easter buddy Billy. We are grateful always to the nurses and doctors at @CedarsSinai & @ChildrensLA who saved his life and all of you who prayed & sent positive thoughts our way. #HappyEaster

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This is a good day for the country we love. Congratulations to @JoeBiden & @KamalaHarris and thanks to the lifelong Republicans whose conscience would not permit this to go on. May God bless America.

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re. @seanhannity

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@ConanOBrien @jayduplass anytime you want to take it for a spin, it's yours

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To my friends in Dallas who are asking: I do not know whether our @ABCNetwork affiliate @wfaa cut away from my monologue tonight intentionally or inadvertently but I will find out. In the meantime, here's what you didn't get to see

Jimmy Kimmel on Elementary School Shooting in Uvalde, Texas

Jimmy responds to the tragic school shooting at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas, and talks about 89% of Americans wanting background checks, our cowa...

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I guess we’re waiting to find out if this is the end of Avengers: Infinity War or Avengers: Endgame.

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I guess his father finally hugged him....

Jennifer Jacobs

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3 years

News: Don Jr, the president’s son, has tested positive for coronavirus. He escaped the virus when people around him got infected, including his girlfriend Kimberly, but now has it, per multiple sources.

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Search all you want, you won't ever find it

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Dear @SeanHannity thx for the trip down Man Show memory lane. The idea that YOU'd call ANYONE a “pervert” while slobbering over Trump, Ailes, O’Reilly and, YES, Roy Moore – who you DID SUPPORT is, to quote a fella you love very much, “Sad!” #nobodyissafefromKimmelspervertedwrath

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My thoughts on George Floyd, the riots in Minneapolis and @RealDonaldTrump 's violent stupidity... #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd #ICantBreathe

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What @RealDonaldTrump doesn’t get is that this isn’t a round of golf. You can’t just write down any score you want.

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Dear crazies: it is fascinating that 500 innocent people get shot and your anger is directed at me. Think about that

I am donating to Everytown for Gun Safety

Your generous donation helps us work to prevent gun violence and save lives.

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NOTE to @RepMattGaetz - stay indoors. It's Girl Scout cookie season

Rep. Matt Gaetz

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2 years

NOTE to @JimmyKimmel : Not only would Marjorie Taylor Greene's husband make quick work of you, but @RepMTG herself would make quick work of you! Kimmel would not last too long if he were interested in engaging in unprovoked, terrible violence against this Congresswoman.

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No respect is due. Thousands of AMERICANS evacuated from their homes, many burned to the ground and our "President" points his little finger in the wrong direction to settle scores #ClimateChangeIsReal

Pasadena Fire Assn.

@PFA809

5 years

Mr. President, with all due respect, you are wrong. The fires in So. Cal are urban interface fires and have NOTHING to do with forest management. Come to SoCal and learn the facts & help the victims. Scott Austin, Pres IAFF 809. @IAFFNewsDesk

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They found the tanned ballsac Tucker Carlson was talking about.

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Is ANYONE going to stop whomever hacked the President’s twitter account and keeps tweeting these moronic things??

Donald J. Trump

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Just watched a very insecure Oprah Winfrey, who at one point I knew very well, interview a panel of people on 60 Minutes. The questions were biased and slanted, the facts incorrect. Hope Oprah runs so she can be exposed and defeated just like all of the others!

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This race is closer than Donald and Ivanka at a father-daughter dance

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When all your dads end up in jail.

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I am pleased to announce that the very gifted @StormyDaniels will be on #Kimmel Tuesday 1/30 after the #StateOfTheUnion . I have MANY QUESTIONS! #MAGA

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@jimmykimmel : Disappointing result but what a fight - thank you for making me your Bieber @MannyPacquiao - you are a champion

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Facebook is down so asking this here: Which livestock medication should I take for a sinus infection?

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Will someone please tell Mike Pence that it isn't safe to kiss ass right now?

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Did we make you mad, stretchypants?

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At age 7, I drew this weird portrait of Stan Lee and asked my Mom to send it to him. Thankfully she didn't because 30+ years later, I got to give it to the great one in person. Thanks for all the fun Stan #Excelsior

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Thank you @SeanHannity . We see what you are doing and we appreciate it. #America

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3 years

Faith, I like your style

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

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This daughter had conversation with her MAGA parents...

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twitter idea for 2017: find real things to be mad about.

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@elonmusk your pronouns are ass and hole

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I know the big story is the slap, but congratulations to @amyschumer @iamwandasykes & Regina Hall who were very funny - I hope that isn't overshadowed by the unpleasantness #Oscars

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Starting to feel like I might not get asked back to host this year

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