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Brian Jordan Alvarez

@brianjoralvarez

3 months

Comments by TJ Mack. Written and produced by @DavidBakhash

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

@brianjoralvarez

3 years

Ppl born in 2000 are now 40. Let that sink in

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4 years

Ppl born in 2000 are now 36......let that sink in

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

I’m not gay. When I hook up with a guy I am doing it as an ally

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5 years

People born in 1996 are now SIXTY. Let that sink in

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9 months

you ever get to a restaurant and you’re not allowed to order like normal. cause they have some little game they want you to play

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

Not everyone is gay. But some people are. And those people are gay

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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9 months

listen. we cannot kill this fucking pig. there’s a spider nearby who keeps writing things in her web and they seem to be friends

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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10 months

it is crazy that when you get an oil stain on a shirt it’s like game over

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11 months

It has happened again. Here I am again, I’m laughing, I’m a little sad, I can’t believe it. I can’t believe I let this keep happening. I have been routed by Apple Maps to a Starbucks that I thought was a real Starbucks. But it’s inside a fucking target.

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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9 months

we all have that one friend who is someone we met and became friends with

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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3 years

You have to send hahahahahas of different lengths or it will seem fake

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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3 years

Most aggressive text you can get from someone: ?

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 months

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my 1500 calorie American breakfast that makes me tired

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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11 months

I’m sorry I had to!!!!! I had to let it linger

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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3 years

It has happened again. I have been delivered by Apple Maps to a Starbucks that is inside of a grocery store. This is not what I wanted. This is a catastrophe

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

This was the first girl you worked at a restaurant with if you grew up in the south

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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9 months

hey, we saw you from across the bar and we noticed that you’re the bartender. Could I have a sparkling water with lime and he’s I think just gonna have a sprite

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

To the ppl saying this is wrong....u r wrong c u in math class

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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3 years

Every day that I am gay I prove my middle school bullies right

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

Is this good

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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2 months

Days are real‼️‼️ years are real‼️ minutes and seconds and hours are fake ‼️‼️‼️ months are kind of real ‼️‼️‼️

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

Being gay is such a vibe. It’s like “ok, I’m gay”

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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9 months

i come alive in the back of a taxi. looking out the window is my job

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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9 months

i mean it is ultimately true that when the rhythm is glad there is nothing to be sad

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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8 months

🎶 sitting 🎶🗣️🗣️🗣️

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8 months

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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9 months

cannot overexpress how much a one hour flight takes five hours door to door

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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11 months

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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3 years

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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9 months

hey we saw you from across the bar. did you see us? can you see us. we are worried we are ghosts

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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11 months

Some news

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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9 months

not to be extra but I would have been bored during the Gettysburg address 😭😭 y’all know I am like that

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

Like all gay people, I am gay.

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

is this stupid

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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8 months

a big part of growing up is accepting when you’ve been routed to a starbucks that’s inside of a target. you just walk in there and get your fucking drink

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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9 months

being vaguely miserable somewhere beautiful is actually just a more poetic way to enjoy it

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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9 months

well well well…..if it isn’t me…..waking up to an absolutely beautiful day full of promise and joy…..ready to bring a clear open mind to each moment…..welcoming all good things……and full of love….

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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8 months

i am thinking about eating an amazing soup

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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8 months

Workin on it

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

This one—specifically this one—is for the boys with the booming system

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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5 months

Five Seven produced by David Bakhash @DavidBakhash

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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6 months

Extremely excited for this!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😊😊😊

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

If you cannot be the best at something, at least be gay

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 months

Me and Ice Spice had such an incredible year together ❤️

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

If you’re gay... you are gay

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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8 months

that fact that fish is bad if it tastes “fishy.” not good for the brand

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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8 months

Full length SITTING version by @thatjoshmac !! So good. Follow @thatjoshmac

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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9 months

we all have that one uncle who is your fathers brother

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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11 months

the serve is coming from inside the slay

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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3 years

i was just on the news in Australia

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3 years

HE DID IT! After decades of others trying, @brianjoralvarez is *the* American actor who has absolutely nailed the Australian accent. We even pitched him some city names to try out — how do you think he did?

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

When I chose to be gay, I honestly had no idea it would be this cool.

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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8 months

Courtyard Marriott……Marion Cotillard…..rly makes u think

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

i am not unemployed being gay is a job

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11 months

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 months

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had breakfast, lunch, dinner, a full night’s sleep, let’s talk tomorrow. Let’s touch base tomorrow and maybe we can chat but I may need to do a few things before you talk to me.

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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7 months

Don’t ever talk to me!!!!! I am busy on my phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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10 months

Running around!

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

there should be a site where they only allow fans!!!!

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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11 months

In the office

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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5 years

You guys ever have that thing where you can only listen to Fleetwood Mac?

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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9 months

the term “stan” actually comes from “fans of steely dan”

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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3 years

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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3 years

Genius @brittany_broski

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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8 months

Welt!!!!!! She texted back

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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5 months

they love to tell you that it’s a COMPLETELY FULL flight. honey relax!

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

“ok i just had an INCREDIBLE idea” -God thinking of gay ppl

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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8 months

Wow @hipstermermaid

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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9 months

did anybody ever think for one fucking second that maybe the world should be exactly the way i want it to be and not this other random way that it is

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

Gay people are a gift. But that is the PROBLEM. we should be CHARGING

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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3 months

Every time I see a Pepsi now I think “oh, the drink from Madame Web”

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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7 months

TIME magazine with TJ Mack: “Love it or hate it” hosted by the brilliant @MoisesFenty @TIME

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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10 months

Love!

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

Tipping is like “hey we don’t pay the employees enough, would you mind helping out?”

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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3 years

when i tell somebody i graduated college in 2009

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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7 months

Thank you @TIME

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

I am watching Rupaul drag competition. They are not singing the songs I can tell

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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9 months

2nd hinge date?

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

This is how actors talk about booking

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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Pop Crave

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7 months

Name an artist who NEEDS to perform in the Las Vegas Sphere. 🎤

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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10 months

Not vacation!

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 months

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had so much coffee that I actively feel worse

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Brian Jordan Alvarez

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4 years

Having your phone not on silent is wild. It’s like “blip....pop......zing! Ding! Click click click

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