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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

4 years

Wow this is beautiful

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

1 year

Tesla thinks train is bunch of slow trucks

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James Urbaniak

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2 years

I want you to know: we are watching TV

Vice President Kamala Harris

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I know there are women out there who are afraid. To those of you who feel alone and scared: I want you to know the President and I are fighting for you and your rights. We are in this fight together.

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James Urbaniak

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3 years

Loved this scene from DUNE

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James Urbaniak

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4 years

It is now illegal to ruin a band by changing a letter

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White House says Trump will sign an executive order "pertaining to social media" tomorrow, but provides no details on what it might say or do.

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James Urbaniak

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5 years

Best part of S&L is Week & Update.

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

2 years

Some personal news: After three amazing years, I am resigning my position as Talent Booker on The Masked Singer. Thanks to an incredible team. We made a difference.

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James Urbaniak

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10 months

"Wisconsin, Michigan, could go for Barbie, could go for Oppenheimer. Nolan’s always done well in the Midwest but a lot of people there loved Little Women. On the East Coast, New York favoring Oppenheimer, his home state, no surprise there, Pennsylvania too close to call…"

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James Urbaniak

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4 years

So, as it must to all, cancellation has come for The Venture Bros. The pilot aired 17 years ago, which means the show was almost old enough to vote. It was one of the great gifts of my life & career. The fans were, quite simply, the best. Thank you, everybody. Go. Team. Venture!

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

3 years

"King Kong just kidnaps women, left and right. Godzilla has women scientists helping him fight Mothra. Godzilla respects women." -my wife on a Zoom meeting just now

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James Urbaniak

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7 years

Wishing the President a speedy recovery from his twisted arm.

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

3 years

The hyperbole debunker has logged on

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

3 years

He come old flat top, he got Zoom cat lawyer, he one Leto joker, cancel Aunt Jemima, he say one and two and free Britney, Castor at impeachment he just say what he please

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

6 years

Please spend 10,000 hours learning who Steve Bannon is.

Malcolm Gladwell

@Gladwell

6 years

Huh. Call me old-fashioned. But I would have thought that the point of a festival of ideas was to expose the audience to ideas. If you only invite your friends over, it’s called a dinner party.

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James Urbaniak

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5 months

Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell and the return of 1940s actor names

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

6 years

Andy Griffith was a lifelong Democrat who appeared in an endorsement video for Barack Obama.

Bill O'Reilly

@BillOReilly

6 years

Watching reruns of The Andy Griffith Show instead of the Oscars tonight. PC nitwits on parade is not entertainment. Check out on Monday for the truth about Hollywood.

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James Urbaniak

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3 years

@MikaelThalen All I know is "I'm not a cat" is exactly what a talking cat would say if it were trying to bum rush a legal proceeding.

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James Urbaniak

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5 years

Donald Trump on corruption

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James Urbaniak

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3 years

Accusing the other toys of being communists because he read about Karl Marx on Wikipedia is actually something Buzz Lightyear would do

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James Urbaniak

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5 years

God forbid a Disney property should reference Hitler for satirical purposes.

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

3 years

When you tape a sign to your bedroom door

The Hill

@thehill

3 years

JUST IN: Trump establishes "Office of the Former President" in Florida

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James Urbaniak

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8 months

This works really well in Comic Book Guy voice

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

2 years

The (non-) controversy that Steve Martin's King Tut doesn't hold up is amusing. In '78 there was a traveling King Tut exhibit that was a huge national thing. So Martin did a song about King Tut in the manner of 'Alley Oop' as a joke on the hype. You literally had to be there!

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James Urbaniak

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5 years

It’s gonna be weird in a year when Daenerys is playing an American attorney in a legal drama called HOPE MADISON or something.

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James Urbaniak

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4 years

Matt, you might want to sit down for this: in the film "The Killers" (1964, dir. Don Siegel) Ronald Reagan plays a homicidal gangster.

Matt Gaetz

@mattgaetz

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This racial justice warrior had no problem in Hollywood portraying the White Supremacist leader of a motorcycle gang. #SOA

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James Urbaniak

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Never Mind the Milkshake, Here's the Ducks

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James Urbaniak

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2 years

Rocky Horror-style screenings of Inside Llewyn Davis

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James Urbaniak

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James Urbaniak

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7 years

The real tragedy is that Philip Seymour Hoffman doesn't get to play Steve Bannon in the movie about all this.

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James Urbaniak

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1 year

Wow. The Venture Bros. pilot first aired 20 years ago, February 16, 2003. What a long, strange, scientastic trip it's been.

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

5 years

The whole Trump Administration hates collusion, a bad practice of which there was none. *1 whistleblower later* We are proud to inform you that collusion is an absolute right, perhaps even a duty.

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

4 years

When T.S. Eliot published the line "I grow old ... I grow old" and when Stevie Nicks sang the lyric "And I'm getting older too," they were both 27. In this talk I- *has heart attack, dies*

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James Urbaniak

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3 years

Harrison Ford backstage sharing a joint with the octopus

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

4 years

(•_•) <) )\ FOUR / \ \(•_•) ( (> SEASONS / \ (•_•) <) )> TOTAL / \ \(•_•) ( (> LANDSCAPING / \

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

6 years

Great Moments in Self Owns

Christina Wilkie

@christinawilkie

6 years

Sarah Sanders: "Senator Franken has admitted wrongdoing, and the president hasn’t. That’s a very big distinction.”

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James Urbaniak

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7 years

Christie seriously doesn't care anymore.

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

2 years

This joke tweet went a bit viral. For the record, I have nothing to do with The Masked Singer and am just as appalled as you are! Follow me for tweets about old timey actors.

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James Urbaniak

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6 years

"In 2018, you delighted, frightened and astonished us with your unforgettable portrayal of a meme for our times."

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

6 years

When you cosplay as both the Kristin Bell AND Jason Segel characters in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

5 years

He's pulling out all his greatest hits like T-1000 dying.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

5 years

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

3 years

So true

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

3 years

Made a friend today

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

5 years

. @AP_Politics You guys really shit the bed here but I guess we can also blame the bed for not being a toilet.

AP Politics

@AP_Politics

5 years

AP FACT CHECK: Democrats put the blame for the shutdown on Trump. But it takes two to tango. Trump's demand for $5.7 billion for his border wall is one reason for the budget impasse. The Democrats refusal to approve the money is another.

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James Urbaniak

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2 years

MERRICK GARLAND (looks straight to camera): But I want to appeal to one very specific person: Scott Adams.

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

6 years

WHAT IF BARRON SEES THIS??! 😫🔥

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James Urbaniak

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Rudy W. Giuliani

@RudyGiuliani

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FAKE%20NEWS%20%26%238211%3B%20Rudy%20Giuliani%20Says%20It%5C%27s%20Fake%20News%20%26%238211%3B%20He%20Made%20No%20Admission%20in%20Georgia%20Election%20Crimes%20Case #JoeHoft via @JoeHoft

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James Urbaniak

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@swordsjew @RepClayHiggins Old Man Yells at Rainbow

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James Urbaniak

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6 months

BEASTIE BOYS: I'm a terror on the mic/ Make you weak in the knees / Gonna cause a nine-eleven at the Chuck E. Cheese

Entertainment Weekly

@EW

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Meghan McCain revealed that her husband made her afraid of a potential terrorist attack at Chuck E. Cheese: 'I feel very untethered.'

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James Urbaniak

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SAM: Three tickets to, um, Chall- uh, Challll... NEAL: What my cineaste friend is trying to say is we would like three of your finest tickets to the critically acclaimed R-rated film Challen- BILL (interrupting): DUNE TWO.

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James Urbaniak

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BEASTIE BOYS: I'm the king of the coast / There is no resisting /

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James Urbaniak

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11 months

Absolutely aghasted at this

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James Urbaniak

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3 years

BEASTIE BOYS: I'm the Brooklyn hazer, the man with the taser, going coast to coast with my jewish space laser

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James Urbaniak

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1 year

@PersonalGenius Trains are 19th century, Tesla only interested in future

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James Urbaniak

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5 years

“Representative for Harvey Weinstein” is some fucker’s job.

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

5 years

A representative for Harvey Weinstein issued a statement to THR: "This scene was uncalled for, downright rude and an example of how due process today is being squashed by the public, trying to take it away in the courtroom too." Read in full:

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James Urbaniak

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1 year

AL GREEN'S, for all your good or bad happy or sad pharmacy needs

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James Urbaniak

@JamesUrbaniak

2 years

I'm starting to think she just doesn't like movies

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James Urbaniak

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3 years

Dear Evan Hansen? I'll stick with Year Seven Danson.

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James Urbaniak

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5 years

OK, boomer Fine, gen Xer Whatever you say, millennial I heard you, Silent Generation Greatest Generation was the name of a book by Tom Brokaw, it's not even a real term but go ahead, Greatest Generation Terrific, Jazz Baby Got it, Edwardian

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James Urbaniak

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Meet the 16 year old entrepreneur interested in cryptocurrency

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James Urbaniak

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Extra level here is that Hank Schrader is played by Dean Norris

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James Urbaniak

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@zachsilberberg This is more of a sidebar, but the 1944 movie Double Indemnity is set in 1938 so audiences wouldn't ask why the able bodied Fred MacMurray's character wasn't fighting overseas instead of fucking around with Barbara Stanwyck in Los Angeles.

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James Urbaniak

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3 years

IT'S ALIVE!!!

Adult Swim Has Three Movies In The Works For ‘Aqua Teen Hunger Force’, ‘The Venture Bros.’ &...

Three popular Adult Swim series are getting a feature take: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalocalypse and The Venture Bros. Rather than send the movies straight to Adult Swim’s sister HBO Max immediate...

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James Urbaniak

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What no one’s pointing out is that Martin Scorsese made a movie about the greatest superhero of them all: Jesus Christ.

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James Urbaniak

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Linda Yaccarino

@lindayaX

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X’s point of view has always been very clear that discrimination by everyone should STOP across the board -- I think that's something we can and should all agree on. When it comes to this platform -- X has also been extremely clear about our efforts to combat antisemitism and…

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James Urbaniak

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How to talk to your children about Catherine O’Hara

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They called it "the shocker." And it was THE obscene gesture of the mid-2000s, set to overtake "the finger." But today's college students barely remember it and in a culture of white supremacist hand signals, the shocker might not be so shocking anymore. Scott Pelley has more.

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James Urbaniak

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I'm suing Nirvana for the Heart-Shaped Box video being "too fucking nineties."

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James Urbaniak

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Aaron Sorkin doesn’t have social media so asked me to post this letter on his behalf xx

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James Urbaniak

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@ladyastronauty My favorite part of this clip is the extra who crosses behind Brad Pitt two separate times.

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James Urbaniak

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All female Ghostbusters?! Women don't know anything about dealing with the unwanted presence of hovering beings who won't leave them alone!

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James Urbaniak

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Life Comes at You Fash

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James Urbaniak

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I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat and could chat Like Hot Priest and Phoebe Waller

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James Urbaniak

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@alanzilberman Tesla not bound by parameters of literalism

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James Urbaniak

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"There’s a birthday in the news, Bob Dylan is celebrating his 80th. Can you believe that? But Bob’s still pushing the envelope, word on the street is his wheelchair just went electric."

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James Urbaniak

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TV MEMORIES: (l-r): Cindy Williams, Penny Marshall, David L. Lander and Michael McKean on the set of "Laverne & Shirley (1976)

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James Urbaniak

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2 impeachments 1 term is the new 2 girls 1 cup

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James Urbaniak

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New Fulton County Jail co-conspirator booking photos just dropped

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When you're confident of your position

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I saw David Brooks having dinner at Newark Airport / His hair was perfect

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James Urbaniak

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Old film stars saying modern phrases

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The time I got busted by the Belz. RIP to a legend.

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What happened to Coppola?

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James Urbaniak

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Fixed it:

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"I have. Retired. From acting."

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

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Michael Caine announces that he has retired from acting.

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James Urbaniak

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After my parents were murdered when I was 8, I made an oath dedicating my life to fighting crime. I created a "bat" persona to strike terror in the hearts of criminals and achieved some success. Aware that catching Covid could hinder this lifelong mission, I got the vaccine.

Douglas Emhoff

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What motivated you to get vaccinated?

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James Urbaniak

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This is almost as fun as the time we thought he was dying

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James Urbaniak

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She Stormed the Capitol. Now She Just Wants Peace. by Trip Carnegie Special to The New York Times "You can hear the quiet here," says Heidi Merlyn, reclining on a fallen tree in the woods behind her home in Montgomery, Alabama. Three weeks ago, Ms. Merlyn, 24, was among the

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James Urbaniak

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Kevin Smith/Martin Scorsese discussion but it's just Smith saying "flick" and Scorsese saying "picture" for an hour.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸

@mtgreenee

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I'll be holding a press conference tomorrow at 11 AM. See you there.

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James Urbaniak

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Trump has 2 legal options left: 1. Sorority girl follows BF into law school, replaces Giuliani and, with the help of a manicurist, wins the big case. 2. Giuliani's cousin, an ambulance chaser with no courtroom experience, replaces him &, with the help of his GF, wins the big case

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James Urbaniak

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BEASTIE BOYS: You spent spring break only drinkin Mezcal / You CAN'T get your BOAT out of the Suez CANAL

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