my bitterly divorced grandparents who do not speak to each other are now sharing the same nursing home and don't know it yet... it's giving hijinks its giving sitcom it's giving farse it's giving laugh track
If Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom name their baby Daisy then their child’s name will be Daisy Bloom and i think that would be powerful enough to end the virus
I was interviewing Kirsten Dunst and she was like “i love your sweater. Where is it from?” And i was like i have no idea and then she walked over checked the tag and said “Wow, it’s Forever 21. You wear it like it’s a lot more expensive.”
nothing but respect for MY EGOT winner Viola Davis who actually won every award for actually performing (not producing) which is way rarer than you think!! a true queen!
Good News: the 45 year old Italian man i had sex with on the beach in Fire Island last summer who instagrammed a photo of the moon with the caption “awesome night” after cumming inside of me and then ghosted me reacted to the tasteful nude i posted on close friends with “😍”
Dying two weeks before your massive 100th birthday celebration is, in its own way, darkly, perversely funny. RIP Betty White a truly hilarious queen until the bitter end. she got the last laugh
this literally feels like the movies that we complain that we don't get anymore. funny irreverent rated R comedies for adults who aren't obsessed with Disney...also JLaw was always underrated as a comedic actress...plus a jimmy award winner... yeah i'm here for it!
A girl's gotta 𝘥𝘰 what a girl’s gotta 𝘥𝘰. Jennifer Lawrence stars in
#NoHardFeelings
, coming exclusively to movie theaters this summer. Watch the red band trailer now!
currently thinking about the 29 and 32 year old couple who have advanced degrees in policy and business who earn about $250,000 a year and are almost $1 million in debt (over $100,000 of that being his credit card debt)
If Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom name their baby Daisy then their child’s name will be Daisy Bloom and i think that would be powerful enough to end the virus
Texting every white family i have ever tutored “Thanks so much for the Juneteenth tip” and then “Sorry! Meant to send that to another family!” just to see what happens/pay off my credit card bill
it's almost like if you produce too much... too fast... in a brazen attempt to completely saturate and dominate a market rather than having something important or even halfway interesting to say... the art suffers!
no like it's so crazy that our first American Idol has one of the best voices of all time like it really didn't have to work out that way we are so lucky Kelly Clarkson is the one thing America has ever unequivocally gotten right
i am choosing to believe that Ana De Armas and Ben Affleck breaking up means that quarantine will end soon because they started dating in March 2020. This is my groundhog's day
@chrissyteigen
I had a solo in the opening number of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in 2005. I sang about my dad being in the army, but he never was a soldier he worked in business development 🙃
ok so Olivia Wilde made a special salad for Harry Styles which upset her then husband Jason Sudeikis who was married to Kay Cannon who wrote and directed Cinderella which starred James Corden who was recently banned from Balthazar by restauranteur Keith McNally
alright i went back to CBS and renegotiated (they knew what i meant) but due to scheduling conflicts we're going with Danny Glover and Debbie Allen! Shooting on location and at SilverCup Studios <3 look out for Dentures and Divorces on CBS's fall lineup!
Yesterday, the 40 year old woman who lived next door to me died (RIP) while i was watching mare of easttown and now her apt is a crime scene and no one new what to do with her dog so i took him and am now coparenting him with one of my other neighbors and sort of want to keep him
they rescinded the offer after they realized i spelled "farce" wrong, but FOX is interested if we "take it in a different direction" and cast Clint Eastwood and Rosanne Barr...
I actually know for a fact that no one wanted to play with Taylor as a little kid because my friend grew up with her in Reading, PA and said one time when they were kids Taylor came over and hid her pet hermit crab in the freezer, effectively murdering it, and showed no remorse
and just like that we blew through Princess Di weather (sweatshirt, bike shorts) into Brokeback Mountain weather (shearling denim jacket, ten gallon hat)
Michaela Coel following *that man* and his aesthetic vibe show and delivering a perfect, succinct, gorgeous speech for her work of literal genius? couldn't have written it better myself!
I want all the think pieces tomorrow! Let’s talk about how the queen of queerbaiting beat out an album dedicated to the POC LGBTQ community, and what that says about culture writ large! If you write it i will click on it and share! The discourse starts now!!!
If i was gay first and you have the audacity to turn gay after me you are legally required to treat me with the level of respect and admiration that you reserve for your grandparents, foreign dignitaries, and favorite pop stars sorry i don’t make the rules i just enforce them
I will probably come to my senses and find a nice home for him his name is Jedi he’s very sweet and definitely confused easily and looks like William Howard Taft
Someone shouted out “We love you Rachel McAdams” DURING a scene while on OPENING NIGHT of her BROADWAY debut. Truly maybe worse than the woman who vomitted on herself during Merrily. Rachel was a champion bc shes an ACTRESS but we have a theatergoing epidemic if u suck stay home!
what is the most devastating line from a musical of all time and why is it "I think there's a time to come to New York and a time to leave. Enjoy your party"
So you’re telling me that Miss Rowling woke up today in her castle and decided that what she needed to do was further cement her status as a dumbass TERF instead of keeping her mouth shut, counting her money, and then donating a large portion of it to Black Lives Matter? Ok then
at the time of watching this i didn't know dave ramsey was some weird evangelical dude but honestly that's not the point of this, one of the most shocking videos i have ever seen
My anecdotal research of spending one (1) day at home has proven that Dads loooooooooove that SNL sketch where Nate Bergatze is George Washington talking about systems of measurements
Not to be a huge 🚬 but i can’t believe LogoTv messed this up and didnt say Ben Platt and Noah Galvin, two former Evan Hansens, said Yes “For Forever” like do i have to do everything myself my god
i know we've moved on from this part of the news cycle but i think Anna Konkle and Maya Erskine's performances in Pen15 are just as good as Jeremy Strong in Succession (!!!)
what i'm trying to say is that it's boring and opening a diary and singing what's inside over different combinations of the same 4 notes is not enough anymore... grow as an artist! you've done it before (reputation! folklore!) you can do it again
Let me be very clear: Molly Shannon is an angel from on high who does not deserve any of this. Mike White better be click clacking away in that white lotus final draft document ready to bring back Kitty for season three
~*Some personal news*~ I’m v excited to be joining
@VanityFair
as a Hollywood Staff Writer next week.
High School Chris who spent hours in a basement editing the Arts page of the newspaper is pretty pumped right now not gonna lie
By the time you turn 29 you should have a crippling addiction to at least one of these franchises: Big Brother, Survivor, Real Housewives, Drag Race, The Bachelor, or Love Island
John Legend… most available man in Hollywood. Has never turned down a gig before… would play your cousin’s bat mitzvah if you sent him a nice enough DM
i miss going to a party and meeting a random gay, deciding we are sisters, and then never ever seeing that person again knowing i will follow them on insta for the rest of my life
The Only Fans decisions feels like when my theater camp marketed itself as a place that was okay to be gay but then tried to kick my ass out when they caught me [redacting] a [redacted]
Everyone’s talking about no-labels Styles but no one is talking about how Jason Sudeikis took this pic with me and my friends at a gay bar in 2018 during pride. THIS is what allyship looks like people!