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@LazlosGhost

2 months

This and the removal of headphone jacks from phones are two of the most odious technological devolutions of our time.

carl marks

@lethalrejection

3 months

we never should’ve taken cd drives out of laptops

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@LazlosGhost

6 months

I do not feel bad for the biggest media conglomerate on earth.

Scott Menzel

@ScottDMenzel

6 months

I genuinely feel so bad for Disney this year. They celebrated their 100 year anniversary with probably their worst slate in decades.

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@LazlosGhost

2 years

I have a soft spot for the last logos movie studios used before they all converted to CGI.

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@LazlosGhost

2 years

Netflix going from the best rental service to the streamer with the objectively worst library, killing cinematic art more than Blockbuster could ever dream of while pretending to be your bestie on social media, is one hell of a corporate villain arc.

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@LazlosGhost

1 year

This is, without exaggeration, the worst writing advice I have ever heard. Maybe the worst advice about creating any form of art.

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@LazlosGhost

3 months

I'm so glad we're entrusting the future to AI.

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@useful_noise

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@LazlosGhost

4 months

This is like announcing Dave Grohl will be a talking head in an upcoming rock documentary.

The Calvin Coolidge Project

@TheCalvinCooli1

4 months

🚨Just in: Bill Clinton name is expected to appear in the Epstein list once some of the members become public. Clinton is named as Doe 36 in more than fifty redacted filings.

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@LazlosGhost

4 months

Killed himself while being investigated for consuming drugs. An absolutely horrific tragedy perpetrated by a state at war with its citizens.

Pop Base

@PopBase

4 months

‘Parasite’ actor Lee Sun-Kyun has died at the age of 48 in an apparent suicide.

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@LazlosGhost

2 years

Every single Miyazaki film is full of conflict. Mr. Rogers dealt in vignettes that resolved internal conflicts in the child viewer. This is tragic to read.

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@LazlosGhost

1 year

You freaks are never allowed to make fun of Tarantino after this.

chris

@ATR3lDES

1 year

they’re clearly different but ok!

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@LazlosGhost

2 years

I love pointing out that no SNL alumni have won Oscars, but thanks to Peele, there is one Oscar-winning star of Mad TV.

laios griffin

@sludge__feast

2 years

crazy how one of the most celebrated directors of the present day starred in an epic rap battles of history video

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@LazlosGhost

2 years

How tragic. 13 times in one year.

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@LazlosGhost

2 years

Can’t decide between the Jew getting revenge against Nazis and the gang leader who kills and rapes for fun.

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@LazlosGhost

8 months

I'm glad there's a Dune for people who want to be blown away by visual imagination in their sci-fi epics.

donald boat

@laserboat999

8 months

saw the 1984 dune last night, love that the guild ship had an unreasonably detailed baroque picture frame for an entrance

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@LazlosGhost

10 months

Every time someone tries to say what Bane represents in The Dark Knight Rises, I laugh. There's nothing that makes sense.

Cinema Tweets

@CinemaTweets1

10 months

Christopher Nolan’s Batman Trilogy

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@LazlosGhost

5 months

It's so comical how people love ice cream or the Beatles or finding $8,000 in the street.

mrs papaw

@mrsballs69

5 months

The way men are obsessed with Sydney Sweeney is comical. Y’all see any blonde, skinny bitch with big tits and lose your mind

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@LazlosGhost

1 year

Does indie cinema just mean "not a tentpole franchise film" now?

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@LazlosGhost

3 months

It's embarrassing that Hollywood can't make a musical look an eighth as good as they could in 1939.

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@LazlosGhost

8 months

In theory: animation is a legitimate form of expression, no less valid than live action. In practice: I deserve to be validated for only watching cartoons.

🍉Delhi 2024 SWEEP(?!)🍉

@DelhiWacky

8 months

Question: what does 'animation is cinema' mean? In a personal sense or by a more general definition. Positive, negative, doesn't matter; the streets gotta weigh in.

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@LazlosGhost

7 months

This kind of writing is so much more interesting (and funnier) than giving every detail an origin story or spin-off. They make the world feel bigger, and it paradoxically becomes smaller the more you zoom into focus.

Mulvaholland Drive

@Seinpeaks

7 months

Just thinking about the weird little facts the Seinfeld writers sprinkled into Kramer's lines and then never mentioned again

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@LazlosGhost

1 year

All prequel defenses require you to ignore the execution and focus on emotional story beats Lucas failed to convey, and that's just not how anyone watches movies.

Isabella Amidala 🌙

@isabellaamidala

1 year

The Padmé “dying of sadness” joke has become so common that the tragedy of her death is now overlooked. Padmé, roughly 8 months pregnant, watched the Republic fall apart before her eyes and then learned that her husband was not only the cause of it, but did it in her name.

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@LazlosGhost

9 months

I once saw a big account respond to a critic's assertion that these movies take no risks by claiming, in all sincerity, that this movie was willing to kill off beloved characters, and I laughed for a minute straight.

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@LazlosGhost

1 year

Whenever I hear complaints about scenes being “unnecessary to the plot”, I think of this column from Ebert responding to an unbelievable dullard of a moviegoer.

collin

@fiendformojitos

1 year

This does just underscore how so much professional and online criticism had been infected by studio exec speak

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@LazlosGhost

3 months

Wil Wheaton freaking out over Larry David and Elmo feels like the final nail in the coffin of Obama-era Nerd Culture.

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@LazlosGhost

2 months

Still one of the worst things ever written in a respectable publication.

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@LazlosGhost

11 months

y8

@y8wlr

11 months

what’s the worst tweet of all time

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@LazlosGhost

7 days

Cool theater kids are cooler than everyone else, while uncool theater kids are the lamest people on earth. No middle ground.

Vinyl Pilot Truths

@decoyrobot

7 days

Much like physics, Anne Hathaway masters the favorite movies spread like no other actor

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@LazlosGhost

2 years

D.B. Cooper is the most boring unsolved mystery. The guy clearly died instantly.

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@LazlosGhost

1 year

She’s good at this. Coppola family’s got something we don’t. Just gotta accept it.

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@savbrads

1 year

this tiktok of sofia coppola’s daughter… this means so much to me

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@LazlosGhost

5 months

Variety

@Variety

5 months

The first reactions for #Wonka have arrived. Timothée Chalamet is earning raves and being called "infinitely charming," "intoxicating," "pitch-perfect" and "a blast to watch" in the lead role of Willy Wonka: "Chalamet is reason alone to see 'Wonka.'"

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@LazlosGhost

3 months

This is not a good explanation for this particular film.

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@LazlosGhost

6 months

That Marvel article is as juicy as everyone said it was, but it leaves out a crucial piece of why they feel so rudderless. Black Panther was their surefire meal ticket for the post-Endgame phase, and that vanished with Boseman.

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@LazlosGhost

3 months

Emerald Fennell isn't a bad director because she's an aristocrat. There are plenty of undeniably great artists who grew up rich. She's awful because she's aesthetically incoherent, deeply unfunny, and devoid of insight. As subversive as a PEG THE PATRIARCHY dress. Pitiful.

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@LazlosGhost

3 months

ok, here goes. nw:

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@LazlosGhost

2 months

Wow, these are fucking identical. No way this gets laughed out of court.

Variety

@Variety

2 months

Screenwriter Simon Stephenson (“Luca,” “Paddington 2”) has alleged that David Hemingson's script for Alexander Payne's "The Holdovers" plagiarizes "line-by-line" from Stephenson's own script, "Frisco." Details here:

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@LazlosGhost

10 months

Nothing funnier than the people who think Christopher Nolan could possibly have made a pro-nuclear-bomb movie.

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@LazlosGhost

7 days

Do not trust the anti-Boomer psy-op that tells you The Doors were bad. Wow, Jim Morrison was a boorish drunk who thought he was a sexy poet shaman? Sounds like a rock star to me, and one backed by a band of absolute monsters. Perfect American art.

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@LazlosGhost

8 days

now listening:

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@LazlosGhost

5 months

Liz Lemon is a vastly more human character than Leslie Knope or Michael Scott. The real answer is that The Office and P&R can be enjoyed in the background, and 30 Rock demands you pay attention.

Quinton Reviews - #1 GARFIELD FAN 🎬

@Q_Review

5 months

This will be a controversial hot take, but the real answer is that despite being a much funnier show, to the average American, a character like Liz Lemon is much less inherently relatable than people working mundane and mostly pointless jobs out of necessity for a decade

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@LazlosGhost

8 months

Awful bit, but an interesting prototype for the Kennedy line in Oppenheimer.

Nicholas

@NicholasPas5

8 months

“I like that name, Robin” Maybe the absolute dumbest scene in a comic book movie

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@LazlosGhost

1 year

Cool movie! What’s it about?

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@LazlosGhost

11 months

Wes Anderson has outlasted every cultural moment he was tied to - the '90s indie boom, '00s hipsterdom - and into the twilight of American cinema. Asteroid City thanks De Palma, Scorsese, and Spielberg in its credits, and it feels right: he is of their number.

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@LazlosGhost

7 months

People are talking about this like it's not obvious he saw the movie blazed out of his gourd.

IndieWire

@IndieWire

7 months

John Carpenter shares his thoughts on #Barbie : “I mean, there’s a patriarchy business in there, but I missed that whole thing. Right over my head. But I think she’s fabulous, Margot Robbie.”

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@LazlosGhost

2 years

Worshipping the biggest entertainment conglomerate on earth is feminist and queer-coded.

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@LazlosGhost

2 years

I never thought I’d live to see Steven Spielberg decried as a filmmaker who only makes boring elitist art films instead of popular entertainment.

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@LazlosGhost

7 months

It's crazy how inessential the Wes Anderson adaptations of Roald Dahl feel being dumped on Netflix. Somehow less important than Hotel Chevalier, whereas if they got a theatrical package release, they'd be an event. Streaming sucks so much.

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@LazlosGhost

2 months

Paul is a biblical name. I never understood why this observation was supposed to be clever.

Alec Sulkin

@thesulk

2 months

“Guys, I’ve written a sci-fi novel called Dune. It’s full of strange new worlds, ships, and people. You’ve NEVER seen anything like it! Prepare to have your mind blown!” “Cool! What’s the main character’s name?” “Paul.”

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@LazlosGhost

5 months

She's the weakest character in the movie by far.

IndieWire

@IndieWire

5 months

Despite the love for Greta Gerwig’s “Barbie,” not nominating America Ferrera for a #GoldenGlobe for her performance as Gloria seems to fundamentally miss a big point of the film. More snubs from today's nominations announcement here:

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@LazlosGhost

6 months

As Scorsese gets closer to his last day on earth, he reflects on how American atrocities are perpetrated by morons incapable of looking into their soul and seeing who they really are. Our most moral filmmaker has been attacked for glorifying evil for 50 years. Essential cinema.

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@LazlosGhost

6 months

now seated for:

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@LazlosGhost

5 months

What an absolutely joyless way to watch movies.

Matthew Stewart

@MatthewAStewart

5 months

Screen time data for Killers of the Flower Moon (2023) 1/3 - Leonardo DiCaprio - 1:49:59 (53.38%) - Lily Gladstone - 56:13 (27.29%) - Robert De Niro - 47:38 (23.12%)

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@LazlosGhost

1 year

Hollywood millionaires are incapable of getting over being unpopular in high school.

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@LazlosGhost

2 years

The Denise Richards trilogy of vicious satires marketed as straightforward examples of their genre.

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@LazlosGhost

1 year

Probably because you said he used his autistic powers to kill a child with his mind.

Stereogum

@stereogum

1 year

Talking Heads' Tina Weymouth opens up about "insecure" David Byrne, asks "Why does he refuse to refer to Chris and I or Jerry by name?"

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@LazlosGhost

2 months

One of my favorite Ebert passages, on Princess Mononoke:

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@LazlosGhost

11 months

Yeah, this is as good as every Wes Anderson film. It's so easy!

rika

@rikach0o

11 months

@vocalcry Here’s one that she mentioned, from bailey405

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@LazlosGhost

11 months

This is so out of context, he'd have a strong basis for a defamation lawsuit. Truly vile, desperate engagement bait.

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@LazlosGhost

2 years

R.I.P. Tony Sirico, a fucking legend. A real-life gangster who cleaned up his life, took several small parts in New York gangster movies (including Tony Stacks in Goodfellas), and then got the role of a lifetime as Paulie Walnuts. This week sucks.

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@LazlosGhost

1 year

I’m gonna say 9/11 was worse.

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@LazlosGhost

10 months

It's only a matter of hours before people find some of Drescher's opinions on other subjects. We are not prepared for the discourse.

Senator Meow

@SenatorMeow

10 months

You know, the last SAG president to oversee a strike was Ronald Reagan. All I'm saying is... she's got style, she's got flair... could she be there in the Oval Office?

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@LazlosGhost

3 months

The problem with defending Babylon by posting a scene from the movie is that everyone else can see the scene from Babylon.

Brian Rowe

@mrbrianrowe

3 months

So much outrage for Margot Robbie missing in Best Actress for Barbie when really her major Oscar snub was in Best Actress last year for Babylon!

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@LazlosGhost

10 months

Some people are broken inside.

pierce

@cringe_genius

10 months

least funny gag in film history. fuck you

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@LazlosGhost

5 months

I genuinely feel bad for anyone who didn't like this movie.

Isaac Feldberg

@isaacfeldberg

6 months

“Let’s say she’s in heaven, which doesn’t exist for me, of course, but you’re Episcopalian.” ASTEROID CITY is just exquisite, as close to perfect a film as I’ve seen.

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@LazlosGhost

2 months

A near impossibility: a cinematic finale that works on every possible narrative and thematic level. Simply transcendent science fiction that ponders the death of the human race but the permanence of the soul. One of the greatest movies ever made.

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@LazlosGhost

2 months

now seated for, like absolutely no one else:

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@LazlosGhost

2 months

This is one of the most acclaimed films in cinematic history. Asinine account.

DepressedBergman

@DannyDrinksWine

2 months

Name an underrated movie by a famous director? I'll begin: Paths of Glory (1957) Director: Stanley Kubrick

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@LazlosGhost

7 months

The AV Club running a piece defending the MCU from mean old man Scorsese is the final nail in the coffin of a site that used to be essential reading. Never give them your attention again.

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@LazlosGhost

5 months

The average potboiler from 1991 looks infinitely better than the majority of studio releases in 2023. Digital has absolutely failed in its promise to approximate the aesthetic qualities of celluloid.

Joseph Kahn

@JosephKahn

5 months

Shooting on film is really dumb. Anyone with a decent understanding of post production can replicate that look with digital.

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@LazlosGhost

10 months

Nice variety of screenshots here.

cinesthetic.

@TheCinesthetic

10 months

A Bigger Splash (2015) dir. Luca Guadagnino

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@LazlosGhost

4 months

It could have killed them.

Variety

@Variety

4 months

Judd Apatow Says It’s ‘Insulting’ to Put ‘Barbie’ in the Oscar Race for Adapted Screenplay: ‘There Was No Existing Material’

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@LazlosGhost

5 months

For the same reason you make more profit selling a hot dog for $5 than a laptop for $27.

Brie Larson Fan #TheMarvels

@BLWorldW

5 months

Wonka - $39 million opening: CHARMING! Killers of The Flower Moon - $23 million opening: WOW! Napoleon - $20 million opening: TRIUMPHANT! The Marvels - $47 million opening: EPIC CATASTROPHE! We deserve an explanation!! via @aarxn82

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@LazlosGhost

9 months

I saw it in standard 70mm and it felt bigger than any IMAX presentation I've ever seen.

daniela

@dicknsn

9 months

is that what the actual standard shot looks like there’s no way..

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@LazlosGhost

7 months

It was always pathetic that Netflix barely released The Irishman in theaters, but now that Killers Of The Flower Moon is killing it at the box office, it's fucking embarrassing. Turns out the past model works better than the future.

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@LazlosGhost

9 months

R.I.P. William Friedkin, the king, and the namesake for this silly account that will never be worth a fraction of what he accomplished. I adored him for his movies and his refusal to deal with bullshit in interviews. He fucking lived.

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@LazlosGhost

7 months

Actor brain rocks. You have to respect it if you want them to be good at their jobs.

Pop Base

@PopBase

7 months

Millie Bobby Brown reveals to Glamour that she credits her feminist awakening to a visit to a psychic, who informed her that she was, in fact, a feminist.

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@LazlosGhost

2 years

Remembering Harlan Ellison’s description of the Penny Arcade guy.

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@LazlosGhost

4 months

I'm glad everyone is dropping the pretense that streaming is good for idiosyncratic artists. It's designed for the algorithmically engineered Grey Men and Red Notices.

Variety

@Variety

4 months

Willem Dafoe: 'Challenging Movies' Don't Do Well on Streaming Because 'People Go Home' and Say 'Let's Watch Something Stupid Tonight'

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@LazlosGhost

1 year

It is extremely funny that people built up a neo-Nazi narrative around an extremely mainstream liberal celebrity, but even funnier that her obsessive fans find her revolutionary.

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@LazlosGhost

1 year

An original movie becomes a giant crowd-pleasing hit with audiences and critics, wins a bunch of Oscars, and the only way some people can respond to its success is to dream about expanding a franchise for Disney.

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@LazlosGhost

8 months

"Christopher Nolan directed Batman movies" is the new "They used to make a lot of westerns too". Completely unserious response, desperate and foolish.

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@LazlosGhost

3 months

Whole lot of people are about to realize they love Birdman and The Revenant.

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2 months

Rechargeable wireless headphones sounded like a terrible idea when they were announced, and you know what? They're still terrible now.

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@LazlosGhost

1 year

Just remembered this.

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@LazlosGhost

1 year

Man, this is funny. Thriller, Off The Wall, and Bad combined have sold more copies than her entire discography, but more importantly, no one in the internet era will ever have the level of fame Jackson had.

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@beyisover

1 year

How do you think Taylor Swift has become a bigger artist than Michael Jackson in just 17 years of career?

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@LazlosGhost

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Reiss is a living specimen of the obscene wealth it was theoretically possible for TV writers to achieve in the '90s before studios and networks made sure they'd keep as much of the revenue they generated as possible, thank you.

Pop Base

@PopBase

11 months

‘The Simpsons’ writer and producer Mike Reiss revealed he went on three trips with OceanGate, including one to see the Titanic wreckage last summer on the submersible. He details that passengers were required to sign a waiver that mentioned death three times on the first page.

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@LazlosGhost

1 year

We used to have a thing called counter-programming. It was not at all unusual for different movies to chase separate audiences over the weekend. The Phantom Menace opened on the same day as Notting Hill. That this now seems surprising is to Hollywood's shame.

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@thefilmdrunk

1 year

“History tends to repeat itself”

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@LazlosGhost

7 months

James Cameron is allowed to say he makes better movies than Wonder Woman. Getting mad about it is like expecting LeBron James to say he's only an average basketball player.

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@LazlosGhost

9 months

You absolutely despise art if you think of it like this.

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@NakeemHere

9 months

Which one of these anime deserves a modern day top tier re-animation?

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@LazlosGhost

2 months

R.I.P. Richard Lewis. One of the funniest guys around, a true comedy lifer. Seeing him go from hard-working Comedy Central fixture to beloved presence on Curb Your Enthusiasm was beautiful, and I'm glad he got to appreciate it.

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@LazlosGhost

5 months

All of the "best" movies on this list are incredibly easy and fun to watch.

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@MacReadyIsHot

5 months

@Maloria14

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@LazlosGhost

2 years

A whole lot going on here, but let’s start with the fact that his wife is 44.

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@LazlosGhost

10 months

Even an artist's worst work (and this is assuredly Spielberg's worst) becomes more interesting when we can apply new contexts to it. AI* will never do this. It doesn't have a mom to obsess over. *no, not that one.

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@awoodustin

10 months

Cate Blanchett’s haircut from Crystal Skull directed by Steven Spielberg… awfully suspicious

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@LazlosGhost

7 months

Preemptive congratulations to the first person who counts Lily Gladstone's lines in Killers Of The Flower Moon. We're all very proud of you.

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@LazlosGhost

8 months

People aren't ready to accept that this segment is the best part of The French Dispatch.

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@zack69k

8 months

he is not a invincible comet, speeding on its guided arc toward the outer reaches of the galaxy in cosmic space-time. Rather, he is a boy who will die young

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@LazlosGhost

6 months

Yeah, he didn't direct the movie.

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@LazlosGhost

5 months

R.I.P. Ryan O'Neal, a fine actor who became the biggest star in the world and got to headline some of the greatest movies ever made, and looked amazing doing it.

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@LazlosGhost

1 year

You kids will never have the experience of coming across crap like this on TV with no expectation or explanation. Streaming has robbed us of so much.

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@LazlosGhost

10 months

Pitchfork was easy to make fun of, but they were correct to ignore this omnipresent junk in favor of music they felt passionate about. Poptimism is a scourge, treating people as bullies and gatekeepers for having good taste and going outside their comfort zone.

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@PopBase

10 months

Former Pitchfork writer, Tom Breihan, says the publication had a bias against Katy Perry back when ‘Teenage Dream’ dropped: “At the time, the Pitchfork higher-ups had decided that Katy Perry was insufficiently cool… I was a grown-ass dad with an office job, writing about music…

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@LazlosGhost

5 months

Sam Rockwell and Helen Mirren are the best living actors with the worst overall filmographies.

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@LazlosGhost

1 year

Tarantino says he refuses to call a movie a film if it’s not shot on film, which is a very goofy thing to say, but I admire it.

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@LazlosGhost

9 months

This guy just keeps having great days.

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@TheCinesthetic

9 months

Sydney Sweeney photographed by Eric Davidson for Variety, 2023

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@LazlosGhost

3 months

I think people are much worse at diagnosing rich-person physiognomy than they think. No one ever pegs Paul Giamatti or Timothy Olyphant as rich kids by looking at them.