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pierce

@cringe_genius

1 year

sorry, but i am like this guy.

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pierce

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3 years

She doesn’t feel love and she can’t comprehend sweetness. Her heart is a long tube

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2 years

White moms opening their christmas presents:

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3 years

I like how the joker walks in and does a fucking magic trick. What is he a fucking magician? He should have done a joke

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Beer drinkers when you ask them what beverage they want:

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2 years

Frightened pilots be like:

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Birdwatchers when you ask them their favorite type of animal:

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1 year

Get away from her.

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3 years

I would have done a picture of a firefighter. Or ribs

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2 years

Your files when you can’t remember your Apple ID:

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2 years

Dinosaurs after the asteroid hit:

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5 months

Stupidest character ever lol. “Wash the car using cleaning sprays.” Thanks man you’re a genius

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3 years

It breaks my heart when women call themselves bitches. “Sometimes a bitch needs pierogi!” Don’t say that. I will cry

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2 years

When you spell yo-yo correctly:

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9 months

Just heard a father make a joke to his son at the urinal. “Ooh, the water’s cold!” Like his big hog dipped in. His son laughed and punched his shoulder.

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2 years

Jacking off on adderall

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1 year

This is what happens when you google Jim Carrey I’m not joking

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2 years

Beer drinkers when they order their favorite beverage at a hookah bar:

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2 years

The big bad wolf rolling up to a house made of sticks:

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3 years

A vegan cheeseburger? Whats next, a big veiny cock with 2 juicy balls?

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1 year

Me to my mom when my brothers want candy:

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4 years

learning tricks @wheelieduncan

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2 years

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10 months

least funny gag in film history. fuck you

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3 years

Dreamt that i met a child who said he’d never used a ladder. I spent like an hour asking him about situations where they may have used a ladder (bunkbed, slide) but he didn’t back down. Eventually i said “i guess with the pandemic kids aren’t using ladders as much”

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4 years

guy must be so sleepy

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4 years

If there was a pill. Would you take it

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3 years

Poop time! Just kidding. Fart time

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1 year

AI art? More like gay guy fart. No disrespect

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2 years

POV: friend acting weird

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3 years

If you don’t experience revulsion and aversion to a massive centipede or any comparable animal than you are experiencing the most severe irony poisoning possible. The only two positive responses i will tolerate are fascination and salivation

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13 days

Time to comment on the politics of our world

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2 years

This is if Donald trump was Eminem: They rigged my election! She frigged my erection!

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5 months

Get a load of these guys: the beer-drinking joint-holding joint and the joint-holding joint-smoking beer

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1 year

seems like all the samples from aphex twin's green calx are from this robocop scene slowed by 50%

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2 years

this guy lied about hammers

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2 years

At the NRA Convention someone told us that hammers are used to kill more people than guns. So we looked up the stats in front of them.

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1 year

Little FASCIST fucker.

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2 years

Last night while on acid I convinced myself that Jordan Peterson could easily be elected president 10 years from now. My girlfriend said “oh my god. You’re right.” He’s Canadian

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2 years

The lender when you pay the outstanding balance due on your loan after your Kia subcompact was repossessed:

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3 years

if i owned a centipede and someone said "that is a fucking monster. it is the inhuman blackness of pure hunger made flesh." i would say "i know. it's awesome"

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4 years

Why i’m voting for #bidn

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5 months

Come on up

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11 months

@jeremylevick

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1 year

These numbers are identical

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11 months

That’ll work

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1 year

the blueprint. the goat. started a literal movement.

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2 years

This picture always makes me so sad

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8 months

Lets fucking go

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8 months

Princess Jane returns and introduces us to her friends.

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1 year

[horse does the same thing to a child’s zipper] Pedophile horse

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2 years

The lord practicing his first line

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11 months

So this is essentially what happens when a submarine implodes underwater. It’s very instantaneous as far as death when it comes to any lives that may be on board.

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1 year

@lunch_enjoyer I sleep on a size queen mattress

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@cringe_genius

3 years

Everyone needs to stop attempting to school me about how the joker is correct to do a magic trick. He should have killed the guy with a diarrhea blast

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@cringe_genius

3 years

@VSBassoon A lot of them correctly assume im advocating for a genocide of invertebrates

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2 years

“You’re not supposed to pour oil down the sink drain”

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1 year

@waziot This picture is porn

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3 years

This is when it all sunk in

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11 months

Has anyone ever looked at the sky and pondered what wonders might be floating billions of kilometers yonder???

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1 year

@lunch_enjoyer She’s engaged

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2 years

My sleep paralysis demon heading to bed:

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@cringe_genius

4 years

no one needs to see a video of a cop teaching a looter how to dougie or shooting cotton candy out of his gas grenade launcher. if the cops aren't getting their heads blown off on camera it's a commercial

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1 year

Doesn’t get funnier than this. “What if you could tell time?” It’s just good.

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1 year

i bet justin roiland wishes he had a green portal gun right now. so he can go to pedophile land. instead of woke world

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3 years

(Guy who thinks all fetishes are foot fetishes) I actually have a foot fetish for that kinda thing

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2 years

Old picture of my mother I found. Wild

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4 years

Video looks convincing but batman isn’t real

𝙲𝚑𝚟𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚜 👾

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4 years

Please tell me Batman didnt show up to the protest in Philly Please

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5 months

Great idea Einstein.

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2 years

Fat fuckin dog. God damn !

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6 months

Playmobil hand

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1 year

When you drink water with ice

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2 years

This is the kind of horse they have walking around euphoria school

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4 years

I snuck “blm” into the background of my chelsea clinton cum tribute

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16 days

I’m a humanities professor at Columbia. I teach a class called “Spicy and Yummy: Foods of the Global South.” Then my head got cut off by a scimitar !!!

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pierce

@cringe_genius

3 years

the best recurring response to this is "surely this pussy wouldn't say such things about a cat or a dog!" like no i would not

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@cringe_genius

2 years

WHAT THE FUCK??? HOW DOES SHE HAVE PINK HAIR???

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2 years

Activists with @JustStop_Oil have thrown tomato soup on Van Gogh’s Sunflowers at the national Gallery and glued themselves to the wall.

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1 year

Bye 👋

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2 years

“Yarb sale” sign spotted in new york.

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4 years

Cig is short for cigar, not cigarette. The shortened name for cigarette is cigar

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3 years

@lvscaa Go fuck yourself. Keep your retweet. I dont even want it. Fuckhead

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4 years

tara657729: This clip has been deceptively edited. Full version has borat saying “not” at the end Osama_Wakanda: link? tara657729: Ask and ye shall receive.

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pierce

@cringe_genius

3 years

old standup. About dreams i had