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Screaming and crying as a six year old trying to explain what bitcoin is to my parents mid-divorce

my uncle’s meme stash

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Red or blue & why?

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items recovered that were thrown at officers:

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This is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen at an estate sale

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it’s hard for me to say this but if Jim Carrey was born in the 90’s he would be doing these kind of videos

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2 years

Honey, grab the kids! We’re going to the Netflix pussy downtown today!

Netflix UK & Ireland

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2 years

The rift has opened, brb going through a portal to the Upside Down to grab a slice of mind flaying pizza 🏄🍕 📍Head to Dereham Place, Shoreditch!

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do y’all remember when the Spider Pig song came out because my second grade class had to have an assembly where they told us we weren’t allowed to sing it anymore

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I can’t do anything right

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I’m crying

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Riddle me this, Batman… Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

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3 years

the absolute hubris of making these this big

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1 year

This fake ass tweet, why is the note written in the same handwriting as the list of numbers he’s trying to figure out

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My 22 year old cousin met his dream girl at a bar and it's going pretty well

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2 years

If your boss makes you find someone to cover your shift you should be allowed to let like a random guy take your shift that doesn’t even work there

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Whatever candidate promises to ban LED headlights I’m voting for I’m now a single issue voter

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I love in cult documentaries when you can tell the former members are still kinda into it

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I think this would actually change my life right now.

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Parmesan Crusted Chicken Caesar Salad Club 🤌🔥☝️🙏

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You can be the most talented millennial in the world but you’re still a millennial at the end of the day

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Taylor Swift on re-recording her old albums: “I’m collecting horcruxes. I’m collecting infinity stones. Gandalf’s voice is in my head every time I put out a new one. For me, it is a movie now”

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2 years

Oh your “love language” is “quality time”??? Do you also enjoy drinking water and eating food??

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7 months

I had to explain to a man that period blood isn’t like just liquid blood and that it’s more similar to a Venom type creature

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9 months

If I had a boyfriend with a podcast I would be like “ew gross I’m not listening to that, I get enough of you already!” but I would secretly be subscribed to his patreon under the alias Chandler Corn and comment stuff like “not y’all’s best work this week… 😐”

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@MeganBitchell

5 months

Honey, your shit from a butt is ready!

Science Magazine

@ScienceMagazine

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Researchers have designed a robot that can create and cook a cake with up to seven ingredients, more than any other printed food to date. Learn more: @NewsfromScience

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@MeganBitchell

8 months

You’re crazy if you think I’m not gonna fall in love with the stranger and ruin the YouTube video by having sex with them

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8 months

Would you spend 100 days in this room with a random stranger for $500,000? (Door is unlocked, if one of you leave before day 100 you both lose)

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2 years

He has such a way with words

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3 years

I have updated the list

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4 years

Yeah you could say I’m into modding

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2 years

Ratio

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If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars http://t.co/C9U5NOtGap

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3 years

men have two beers and want to race each other

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7 months

Famously unsexualized character Lois Griffin

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2 years

Me eating micro plastics

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In case anyone was curious

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Thinking about him

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The Eric Andre Show ruined a whole generation of men

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Weezer

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Merry Christmas from me and the fellas!

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10 months

In my Oppenheimer screening there was a group of 10 teenage boys in front of me and when he said the “I have become death” line the first time they all turned to the guy in the middle and soy faced at him and like violently shook him

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This is awesome they threw every fetish they could think of at the wall and just saw what sticked. Sure I’ll fuck my step brother professor alpha werewolf who gives a fuck anymore

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6 months

One time a guy I was dating saw me make another guy laugh and he didn’t talk to me for a week

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8 months

“How did this get 7 seasons” this is the average coworker’s favorite show

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

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Megan Thee Stallion joins the voice cast of ‘Big Mouth’ Season 7 as Megan Thee Hormone Monstress on October 20.

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2 years

You guys aren’t gonna believe me but Morbius is really bad

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6 months

One thing Tina Fey is gonna do is keep Jon Hamm employed

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@FilmUpdates

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Jon Hamm as Coach Carr in the new ‘MEAN GIRLS’ musical movie

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1 year

Guy at work just said my socks were off dress code so I said okay do you want me to take them off and he said no and I said okay what do you want me to do and then we just stared at each other

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1 year

What does this have to do with Kim Possible

kim possible facts

@kimpossiblefact

1 year

not gonna fight about this with my ex from a brief toxic relationship that ended over a year ago. piss part is true, but being called an “abuser” by the person who would physically block me from leaving the room during fights i wanted to deescalate is a bit on the nose.

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You have 6 seconds to talk to me 👋 what would you say? 🤐

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You have 6 seconds to talk to me 👋 what would you say? 🤐

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1 year

If I played a sport and got traded I would be so sad like wtf guys :(

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My ultimate sexual fantasy is that I annoy a man so much that he falls in love with me

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4 years

dm me if you’re tryna b like this

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Yeah man that’s the point of the movie lmao

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@MeganBitchell Ok but the idea of an infants brain inside a 30 year old woman and all the men taking advantage of her was ick.

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Every friend group got the hypothetical questions homie

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1 year

If you think it’s weird to make your neighbors a meal when they first move in, you need to log off for a very long time and learn how to be a member of your community

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I'm gonna do it

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My god he literally had hoes

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🌺brynn🌺#HUOHUONATION

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⚠️ IMPORTANT SCAM PSA ⚠️ Theres a new scam going around that's not very obvious and can be easy to fall for! If you see a box with cheese in the middle of it, DONT GO FOR THE CHEESE! (more info in thread 🧵)

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Have you guys seen this

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no nut November: - boring - played out bit - reasonable no piss November: - new and exciting - full of possibilities - life threatening

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Scully is a better woman than me because if they assigned me to be this man’s partner I would have just gone along with whatever they hell he said. Yeah man aliens are real as hell can we have sex on your desk please please

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Men in the 1950’s were having raw sex with women named Midge

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3 years

why did this make me sad

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3rd amendment guys,, now is our time

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If you look like this dm me

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Probably???

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THEY GRILL PILLED ME WITH AI GHFHFHHFHFHFHF

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this guy just asked if I wanted to live deliciously wtf

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It’s so cool how mental health awareness turned into self care which then turned into getting Botox at 23

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1 year

They should make it 9 episodes and have a filler Halloween episode

Thrones Facts | HOTD 🐉

@Thrones_Facts

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#HouseOfTheDragon S2 will consist of 8 episodes (via @Deadline )

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2 years

We need a Euphoria episode where a girl starts watching South Park for a guy then ends up liking it way more than the guy and then he gets weirded out and stops talking to her and then liking South Park takes over her personality

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Silence of the Lambs (1991) if it was written by Joss Whedon

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Hi I’m Megan and this is Reverse William Tell

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Hey I like you, don’t go to Wordle today

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All musicals are about a weird guy coming to your town

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Men in the 1950’s were having raw sex with women named Midge

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They got rid of the panty raid SpongeBob episode

TRAFON(s Backup Account)

@RiseFallNickBck

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The SpongeBob episode "Mid-Life Crustacean" has been removed from Paramount+ once again The episode had been removed from cable airings a few years ago. Unfortunate that they're trying to erase this classic.

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4 months

The kids crave Mythbusters

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Train Vs Giant Pit! Curious to see if we can replicate the results we got on our last video!

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Hey what’s up I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is me putting my dick in the box from Dune

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uh oh

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Dating apps off to a good start again

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ideal relationship

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2 years

They had a full body pin wall and this was mine I’m crying

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3 years

Turning 22 tonight. Lets get this fuckin party started!

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Coughing baby vs coughing baby vs coughing baby vs coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

New Rockstars

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In November, we go to the movies. 🍿🎥

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Imagine one day having this train map

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3 years

the worse Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s character looks in a movie the better the movie is gonna be

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You have 5 seconds to talk to me 🤐 what would you say? 👇🏻

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You have 5 seconds to talk to me 🤐 what would you say? 👇🏻

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ranking Tetris pieces thread, first place is this guy:

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4 years

college is just meeting boys who regurgitate all of Anthony Fantano’s takes

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Guys. I’m starting to think we should find a new way to engage with art. Maybe.

𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐊𝐄𝐎 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄

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Apple Maps loves to send you to a Starbucks inside a pediatric hospital

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SUPER IMPORTANT ADVICE for incoming college FRESHMEN!!!!!! 1. Get married to the first person that is nice to you

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tore my ACL sucking dick

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3 years

Saw (2004) if it was written by Joss Whedon

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3 years

Rules for Small Penis Fall 🍂: 1. You have to have a small penis

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Say what you will about Jack Antonoff but you gotta respect him for cheating on Lena Dunham

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“Woman is my favorite guy” has infected my brain

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TWITTER I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY BOOKMARKS MY TWEETS HAVE PLEASE DON’T ADD TO THE PSYCHIC DAMAGE

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