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@AlecStapp @sensiblemoderat Either the market is free or it isn’t
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@LadyHaldane @malcolm_that04 You say that but I saw Yankee hats in Paris
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@ReviewsPossum What do they think the sickle in their symbol means
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@bathroomass You are a liar & a thief
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@bathroomass Ok do you want to venmo or cashapp me
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@nogodbutarceus @myrrlyn I think he was just trying to pretend it didn’t happen so this 6’2” twink wouldn’t slice him
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@bathroomass Clear your text notifications Jesus Christ
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@sorkincel She also said she was listening to Tupac Shakur years before he was making music
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@vxaz_79 @AmericaShaman @EndWokeness Homosexuality was widely practiced in Ancient Greece & widely accepted
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@nogodbutarceus @myrrlyn “He doesn’t think of them as inferior, he merely thinks of them as objects.” 😂
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@jpbeeman @InNicoTime Sam Jackson was already famous before Star Wars
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@HTTP_Lovecraft @b1tchasspls Why is the hair on his underarm
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@StatisticUrban @yslburnerr The story behind it is really something. When he was flying back to Moscow Yeltsin had his head in his hands. His whole worldview had been shattered. “They had to lie to us.”
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@Sillyhumor2024 @safieddine00 Killing yourself to protest killing is so strange
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@RattlebonesSam @PrettyUglyArt @twinkophrenia It’s pretty obvious summer is associated with good things & easy times across basically every earth culture & winter is associated with bad
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@danielvashajano @TheAlexSylvian It’s much better that they only have one short scene.
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@FulminareSempre @Tr00peRR “Pure Japanese” doesn’t mean anything. They descend from several groups
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@kloogans There’s a story of the Prophet Mohammed cutting his coat around the cat sleeping on it because he didn’t want to disturb his nap
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@rfhirst After the Battle of Hastings, King Harold’s body was so disfigured that only his mother could recognize him from a birthmark he had.
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@okimstillhungry @pumpermikefan You guys are really gross
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@AfognakA @AltHistCody Mexico’s crime rates were far lower until American drug prohibition provided incentive to smuggle drugs That & how the criminals there are backed by the CIA
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@SmallFrosmoth @jzellis Endstage capitalism has been said since before the rise of the Soviet Union & has lived past the collapse of the Soviet Union 😭
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@GreaterProtogen @bitinguranklez @K0ll3X @ferupity Should voting & drinking be raised to 25
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@FatRatCowboy @uncledoomer Most male movie stars have traditionally been short. Easier to film
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@AChillGhost What specifically is racist about this? It seems like a genuine & fairly accurate portrayal of a culture they admire
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@dklmarxist The vast majority of the Internet was developed by and for suburban American whites Lines like that simply dazzle them
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@Tunnelsnakefool @FilmsFallout It’s both. He says in the first episode why he made the pose. He tells his daughter it’s to measure the clouds.
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@meekaale Most people on Earth feel this way
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@productions86 @shanetrain44 @CollinRugg Almost 200 death row inmates have been exonerated since 1973
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@TheBadoe @box_hats Not consistent with canon DS9 shows the same soul persists without change until final death
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@jpbeeman @InNicoTime Nah. Alec Guinness had a long career before SW. as did Cushing & Lee.
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@syphantine The quintessential WASP New Yorker
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@Boarchamp @McKay4Senate 1949: “I like the workers” 1959: “actually…”
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@woke8yearold @SaladBarFan Adderall has enormous negative effects
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@ChillSpartan @TKsMantis I mean it’s not implausible Frankly I’m surprised the Master got as far as he did
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@DrunkRepub @EarlNoahBernsby “They don’t use language to communicate, they use language to manipulate.” —Michael Malice
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@gddub @CountDankulaTV @ConstNobody1776 Human rights aren’t juvenile
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@zascmo @_Ash_Clark It’s not about him. He makes it about his guest. That’s why he’s so good
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@LoGravityTweets @box_hats Souls are canon in Star Trek so they don’t actually die Their body gets rearranged & put back together
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@FluidDruid4K @AltHistCody The CIA is funding them
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@effyrav You say bootlicker but you want higher taxes
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@erosgiverofpain @FloodingLong @mmjukic @absynot Having wealth implies control over said wealth Europeans don’t have control over their own wealth. The state does It’s like saying the peasants are wealthy because the King is wealthy & the peasant wealth is invested in knights protecting the land
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@tired_sun_aeiou @meghaverma_art Yeah rejecting someone from a school for not being trained enough is a weird idea
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@DocStrangelove2 > steals all the gold in Tenochtitlan > refuses to elaborate > drowns
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@Logan2350937447 @marrowing Giving all those blind people eye surgery so they could see was so supremely fucked up
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@I_Like_Buttes @morris_que14 China’s having a huge problem with it. They may even have to start importing brides to satisfy the men before they start rioting Millions of frustrated, unmarried men with nothing to lose is a bad recipe in an authoritarian society
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@LegoRacers2 @evilvillain1231 It’s actually astounding how little of a legacy the Mongolian left. Like almost no physical trace
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@liang_malcolm @DocStrangelove2 This is wild because the Soviets were guilty of their own famine genocide a few years earlier
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@toughtalkty @CollinRugg It costs more to execute someone than life in prison
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@LVBWG_Reiju @LookAtMyMeat1 It’s easily the most accessible & mainstream of the series
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@SocDoneLeft @juniper39_ Absolutely, because the War on Drugs has gone so well Jesus Christ dude
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@VermontActual @BrennenWilde @AcidCommunism78 @Zaytion_ @AlecStapp @sensiblemoderat Your obedience is why they’re doing bad things Because you let them
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@Deltexterity @Sillyhumor2024 @safieddine00 The alternative is living a full life dedicated to peace. Are you fucking stupid? Of course I’m unreceptive to setting yourself on fire
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@kenshirotism @ZoricGames The third farmer says “comrade, I am pleased to say we have a mountain of food, that can reach to Heaven! The commissar laughs. “Comrade, you & I both know there is no Heaven.” The farm smiles. “Well that is good because there is no food.”
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@meekaale They do, actually You are describing pretty standard human feelings
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@whitejsakai Silk Road predates the Mongolians Gunpowder’s relationship to Mongolians is unclear. The Arabs appear to have gotten it from the Chinese directly But again no physical trace No buildings or monuments or even language
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@AChillGhost @DukeeB69785 @MatthewSitman It’s war paint That’s literally where the term “redskin” comes from From the red war paint some of them would wear
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@Hung_by_a_rope @_sibonakalison This is the most coherent reply here Saying that people CAN change is not saying that the crime is a good thing or didn’t happen
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@PaulSkallas He tried to get his own property back Judge Judy was on Norm Macdonald’s show & they talked about it. She despised him & even she had to say it was clearly double jeopardy & a revenge trial
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@effyrav @alex84254518 @Finworld21 This isn’t anything. This is called normal life Literally everyone has done this @ some point
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@Quantumaniac616 @onthewayjay @jimmadseni Kids don’t watch shows anymore. Mainly YouTube & streams
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@BlueJay_42 @AmericanRanger4 Most Native Hawaiians speak positively about tourism as long as they’re respectful
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@Deltexterity @Sillyhumor2024 @safieddine00 Glorifying self harm is psychopathic There are so many ways he could have supported Palestine, as millions of activists are showing It’s embarrassing I have to explain this to you You’re a teenager so you might not get it. Hopefully you do one day
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@GoldwagNathan Conservatives want a homeland for the Israelis but ask them when the Cherokee can have their home back & they start screaming
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@RagnaUlva @Strombolichan @JAGWithASnail The people who did these tests should be shocked
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@chopperbomber Really weird you were making fun of that kid’s death
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@SocDoneLeft @justinbaragona But he was right though. There were a lot of communist spies
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@noahpasaran two dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyyy"
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@drbobb2 @KeterKiven Moore originally convinced him to be quite sympathetic & not strawman his beliefs
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@Komander_K @ChivalryGuild He’s still such a dumbass tho it takes him the whole episode to figure it out
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@per_anders @DiscussingFilm Because they still spent months filming & editing They have constrained budgets so maybe cheaper illustrations for one frame let them spend that money on other things
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@Apocaloptimist5 @GarlicCorgi He didn’t coin it but it wasn’t used for greetings. More like calling someone far away Hence Graham’s usage
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@Red_Ayan @bigringo340 @DeMickyD How does this make ANY sense???? I exhausted every dialogue option with the Institute/read all terminals & they never even imply they want to replace humanity It’s a fun game but Jesus
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@MadocCairns Emma Goldman met with Lenin personally & told him his rule was worse than the Czar & he laughed in her face & said freedom of speech was a bourgeois decadence.
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@crazydogfuck @CallaWalsh Comparing people who don’t like shoplifting to people who committed the Holocaust is really something
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@CodyFandom_ @whereismaxie Darth Maul explicitly states they will at last reveal themselves to the Jedi They’ve been in hiding, not acting out in the open
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@TrueSlazac @ReviewsPossum What do you think a reasonable income tax rate is
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@deathandsaints @SJTimes13 They probably would have cast him in season 2
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@RexBelisarius @HellkiteByron @SperglerAcolyte Of course not. You don’t live in Tenochtitlan
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@redfoxm18 @CultureCrave Nah she’s setting an example It wasn’t right to fire her for being conservative just like it isn’t right to fire someone for being pro-Palestine
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@jzellis Literally the biggest obstacle to all of this is the cost of getting a business license, permits, paying all fees, paying to meet all regulations, paying all business tax, paying income tax, then paying an accountant to manage all these taxes lmao
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@gogitoya @LRH_Superfan He killed more white people than any other man in history
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@sleepythewhale @phil_scott_dem Would you say that about other races
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@DinBap1 This is how Spider-Man talks in the comics It’s why his villains hate him so much
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@blakebenson42 @MaxMaaxMaaax @Leftygayboi2 It shows how out of touch she is with the common man. This isn’t abnormal @ all
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@anabsolutestate @aduantach Yeah those Irish don’t come from Celts they descend from earlier migrations from Spain/Portugal which is why they have darker features You see this in Scots & Welsh too
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@mariaflan @TebiRex They have Irish in Japan They’re called the Ainu
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@wahoowave @jaketropolis It’s currently not solvent & there is no plan to fix it I am being forced to pay for something I will not receive
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@sobakaprod @uranianexile They wouldn’t have done shit, just like they can’t take Taiwan now They wouldn’t have dared touch a NATO country. America would have cut all business with them & they would have collapsed instantly China is such a weak country it’s unreal
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@ArbyCalzony @hum_dunkin He definitely gave off exhausted old man who knows he’s weak. Loved the interpretation
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@AnimalExtender @_night_brain__ Egypt is an Arab country now so it isn’t really the same civilization
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@ClassAOlly21 @MOS6582 @a_haphazard They stand up for their beliefs, violent or no. So Christians do the same? No. They apologize & cede more ground to the commie atheists
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