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posting this again so I can pin it

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3 months

I just watched a mr beast video for the first time and I don't want to engage in too much hyperbole but it was so luridly evil that I think we may need a second biblical flood

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he locks this 100 year old man in a clear cube overnight for a chance to win money and when the man begs to be released, mr beast wheels him out with a condemned mark over his chest like he's about to be torn apart with sacred knives and thrown onto the meat heap

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I’m at the produce market and the smallest italian greyhound I have ever seen just snatched the remaining third of my croissant and the owner hissed AUDREY and they both ran away

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fuck this is funny. a bunch of stupid old freaks utterly debasing themselves for no reason. love it

9News Sydney

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One of Sydney's oldest boys' schools is going co-ed, leaving some parents furious about what they call the "woke agenda" behind the move. #9News READ:

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4 months

the other day I paid $90 for a 2 minute telehealth appointment where the only topic was getting a repeat prescription

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Happy 40th birthday, Medicare.

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2 years

I love all of elon musk's products - exploding car - moron tunnel - paperweight spaceship - forsaken by god robot

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anyone else find it low key disgusting that sex is how children are made. adults need to STOP conceiving children sexually….. it’s inappropriate and traumatising for kids to find out about

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3 months

look at this useless dickhead in his fucking checkout chick cosplay, holy shit

ABC News

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This is what happened when Four Corners asked Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci about the lack of competition in the Australian grocery market. Watch the #4Corners documentary tonight:

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don't speak to me or my son ever again

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@dinntwin yes, a sharp little mid-sentence heel turn, wasn’t it! well done you for noticing. one might even wonder whether it wasn’t intentional!

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@marrowing

2 years

every outraged australian reply about beach milk is like "milk on the beach?! no fucking way" and then 3 seconds later they're like "oh you mean flavoured milk, well yeah of course we drink that on the beach"

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it's so crazy to me that people in rich suburbs don't seem to realise how dependent they are on low- and middle-income workers for their lifestyles. do you really want your nurses, aged care workers, baristas, cleaners, childcare educators commuting 2+ hours a day????

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look at this absolutely beautiful kookaburra that lives around our backyard. plump, colourful, keen of eye. what a specimen

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7 months

what the FUCK a piece I wrote for Frankie is in todays HSC exam hahahaha

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1 year

did my six week old baby write this????

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I just love how labor gets elected and then immediately puts the entire country into the too-hard basket. I get that they actively desire to do absolutely nothing, but at some point you do have to do something to get re-elected. maybe they don't want to get re-elected

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trump: the media, they don’t want him to do it (crowd cheers) trump: the pigeon — they won’t let him, they say he’s not allowed… (hooting) trump: but we’re gonna let him folks… we’re putting him behind the wheel. we’re gonna let the pigeon drive the bus (crowd goes wild)

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7 months

fuck man, american podcasts, how does anyone listen to them. the hosts do this specific American Podcast Voice and they're all so earnest and cringe. have to give every guest a five minute tongue bath and then the guest has to suck off the host for five minutes too

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I met cate blanchett in person about 12 years ago and it sickens me to say she is even more radiant irl. I clammed up and couldn't speak. was a big L for me

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1 year

crying with laughter. how dare you call a 76 year old person 'old' while you were fully asleep and having a dream

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1 year

wow, great piece from ann chongus. I urge everyone to think about what she said and practise correct deference to rich old boomers who are at risk of being minced up and used as dog food in our sick ageist society

This throwaway joke at the bakery was just another example of ageism

Older people are not asking for special treatment. Most of us require nothing more from the young than to be treated courteously, kindly and with respect.

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me trying to tell my high school english teacher that even though I was incredibly lazy and a shit student I eventually won the hsc by being a prescribed text

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this is a very satisfying read, the reviewer is completely outraged and I think he's right. however there is a part of me that's like, dude, this is just normal australian philistinism. you can't get mad at us for it, it's part of the national character

With Hannah Gadsby’s ‘It’s Pablo-matic,’ the Joke’s on the Brooklyn Museum

The Australian comedian turns curator in a show about Picasso’s complicated legacy. But it’s women artists the exhibition really shortchanges.

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1 year

has there been a less sympathetic character recently than the pharmacist crying because his "cushy middleman who doesn't really do much" role is about to be reduced to the benefit of patients and medical resource allocation. no

Pharmacy lobby president weeps over prospect of 60-day scripts

Pharmacy Guild president Trent Twomey choked back tears as he told government MPs to “get off your arse” and talk to pharmacists who would lose out.

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@marrowing

3 months

this was crafted in a lab to make me specifically laugh. thank you wil Wheaton

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2 years

it's 35 degrees. the sun is beating down on the sand, kids are splashing around in the surf. I'm fully reclined under my umbrella, chugging 2L of ice cold beach milk. a passing life guard gives me a smile and a thumbs up

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2 years

Learned just now that in Australia, milk is considered a "beach drink". Degenerate continent.

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1 year

ohhh my god whingeing pharmacy owners can fucking suck me off. give me 60 days of medication and get bent, cheers

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1 year

you won bitch! your tastes are hegemonic! and now you also want anyone with different taste to shut the fuck up! will nothing ever be enough for you!

Alden Diaz 🎙️

@ThatAldenDiaz

1 year

Let’s talk about the “sick of superhero movies” complaint. A complaint so overused, and so quick, that it’s become an empty, perplexing declaration. I genuinely have no idea what folks even mean by it anymore, outside of a desire to be the contrarian within a larger discussion.🧵

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2 years

remembering the time I wrote an essay on the back of my final year 10 maths test instead of actually doing it and the teacher got so angry he told me I’d committed a crime and he was going to take me to court

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fuck you!!!! let me have 10,000 tabs of ancient bullshit open!!!

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1 year

sorry for having the cutest newborn in the world

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2 years

me whenever anyone on here says the word trauma

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1 year

is there seriously a socceroo called cumdog

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5 months

“I eated lot of lead painte 😄”

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6 months

something you used to see all the time is middle aged women whose entire personality was tinkerbell or tweety bird. you don’t see that any more

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@marrowing

2 years

this is the most embarrassing letter anyone has posted online since the markusj wife email

LISA CURRY

@lisa_curry

2 years

By popular demand, here's the email that I sent to an ex after a bad breakup. "Big" words hyperlinked to help him read along.

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3 months

can someone who is american please explain this reply to me, I’m desperate to know what it means

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2 years

this is the jankiest piece of shit I have ever seen

Watcher.Guru

@WatcherGuru

2 years

JUST IN: Tesla, $TSLA officially unveils AI bot 'Optimus'

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1 year

sitting in slack-jawed awe at this tv movie written by, directed and starring rusty. it is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. it rules. rusty has an iq of 81

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1 year

I love my cursed monkey gremlin son

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1 year

I do find it funny that hannah gadsby is such a self-identified feminist and social justice proponent etc but this exhibition, and a lot of their other work, is firmly rooted in an australian cultural belief that Art Is For Poofs

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1 year

his name is theo, he is very beautiful and perfect, I have received gifts in this life I could never hope to deserve

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@marrowing

2 years

real heads will already know this but for the low-investment eleanor orbiters out there: I’m pregnant! Now that I’m in second trimester I plan to turn this account into one HUNDRED percent pregnancy complaining 🙂🙂🙂

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10 months

rosie waterland once accused me of damaging her mental health by saying mean things to her online. but I’d never spoken to her before and didn’t know who she was. hope she’s doing well

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2 months

fucking hilarious that nurofen has this new ad campaign about aCkNowLeDgiNg WoMeNs PAin when nurofen is exactly what bitch ass doctors tell you to take when they're ignoring your female pain

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1 year

me: I think it's frankly disgusting to see the greens shitting and having diarrhoea all over the war memorial 15 year old: this you? [pic of me shitting explosively all over the war memorial] me: please don't obfuscate the broader point I was making, which was about oppression,

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2 years

shout out to this specific type of storage bag. you know when you open one of these bad boys you're finding clothes and towels you haven't seen in over a decade

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5 months

people say saltburn is “moronic” and “breathtakingly stupid” but have you considered it’s a moving autobiographical reflection from emerald fennell about how she was repulsed by and scared of scholarship students when she was at Oxford in 2006

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2 years

people focus too much on nick kyrgios' tennis performance and not enough on his trolling performance. he has natural troll talent, but his emotions get the better of him sometimes and stop him from putting up trolling victories on the scoreboard

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2 years

am I hallucinating. am I trapped in a gnostic hell designed specifically for me

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1 year

it’s funny that the queen was the only thing standing between the royal family and becoming the british kardashians

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8 months

the guardian either needs to invent 500 new birds for us to rank or stop doing the bird ranking contest every fucking year

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2 months

pretty crazy that if you have effective fertility control and your society gets too shitty, people will just stop having babies

astro

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2 months

> fertility rate of 0.68 in 2024 so uhh is south korea just going to cease to exist? at this rate their population is going to fall by 90% in two generations

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imagine getting publicly trashed on the radio by your landlord who is also the prime minister. fucking hell

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1 year

nyt cooking is good but they should have a toggle where you can change to down under mode and the season is flipped. I don't want to make fuckin... tomato salad or whatever. it's winter man

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1 month

over a long enough timescale, all capitalist culture converges on minimally different flavours of eugenic wellness grifter

holistic mami✨

@LeArielleSimone

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my hot take is i don’t think anybody should be dating until their shit is together. eating healthy, working out regularly, having a morning routine, a spiritual practice, a therapist, financial discipline. things like that have to come first.

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6 months

certain fake "leftists" are more interested in going to the movies with their friends than snuffling around in the dirt for bugs

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1 year

need to apply to centrelink for paid parental leave but I've been putting it off because the thought of engaging with australia's welfare bureaucracy feels the same to me as voluntarily touching an angry, venomous snake

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1 year

THEO can now SMILE! well done baby THEO!

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2 months

nauseating

Ben Davison

@Ben_Davison1

2 months

The longer Hamas exists and Netanyahu is in power the more people, mostly innocent people, will die. As they always do in overpopulated urbanised war zones. It is terrible but there’s little the great powers of the world can do and even less other nations can do to make it stop

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this is the most vomitous hagiography I've ever read of the most repulsive, cynical creep in the entire frontbench. someone should ask jim chalmers which quadrant of his yard all the victims are buried in

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2 years

we just got a letter from the council saying they are prohibiting apartment buildings to protect the "character" of our "local area". we live one street back from the highway, 90m from the new metro station, in an apartment building, with apartment buildings on both sides of us

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my baby, the cleverest 32 week old fetus in the history of the universe, has assumed the most advantageous position for birth: head down, facing backwards. big claps for my genius boy

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6 months

theo just tried sparkling water for the first time

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5 months

“you have autism!!!” folks this is a universal human experience. wow you’re telling me the other seems to possess a full and complete self while mine is somehow lacking and defective! holey shit!

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Whenever im in a social setting i feel like theres a facet of the human experience that everyone else was taught at some point and somehow i never got the lesson

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1 year

had a dream last night that I was introducing the baby to my mother who died in 2012, it was lovely and I cried when I woke up. ah! life

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2 years

every SINGLE time I say something stupid from now on and people tell me to shut up I am going to say this

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my beautiful son can walk!!! my baby can walk 😭😭😭

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1 year

this is truly unbelievable lol

7NEWS Melbourne

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1 year

7NEWS can exclusively reveal the biggest change to the dole in years, with older jobseekers to receive higher welfare payments than their younger counterparts. #7NEWS

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americans are banned from using the word 'charcuterie'. charcuterie is PRESERVED MEATS, not "a plate of grapes, goldfish crackers and gummy bears for my kid's dinner"

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4 months

my precious son bonathan needs a new dulcimer and albo has snatched it out of his little hands

6 News Australia

@6NewsAU

4 months

Teal independent MP Zali Steggall says Anthony Albanese should apologise to Australians over the stage 3 tax cuts changes She told Sky News she’s “struggling” with the reforms, which are a “breach of trust” from the federal government #6NewsAU |

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5 months

accidentally turned dictation on in Theo’s holiday packing list while we were talking about high speed rail

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2 years

this post was designed in a secret, state of the art laboratory to push my buttons

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1 year

some are calling us a cute little family

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the aus female fashion subreddit is so depressing, every week theres a thread of elder millennials being like "theese freaking zoomers can pry my black skinnies out of my cold dead hands" okay melissa! okay jessica

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2 years

reading reddit posts and americans say shit like "every month I sit down and balance my checkbook". are you fucking kidding me. is it the year 1928

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1 year

how the fuck do single parents take care of a newborn. how

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4 months

has anyone done this take: millennials and zoomers like subtitles not because audio has got worse, but because scanning the subtitles occupies the post-reading part of our brains and reduces the urge to scroll while watching tv

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2 years

the piss part is true

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9 months

good morning THEO!

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1 year

how to make baby come faster. induce labour at home. convince baby to come out. how to make rude baby be born. magic tricks to induce labour. does prayer work to induce labour. baby still inside why. can you die from being pregnant. baby still unborn why

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jesus christ. I just want a website where all my friends and enemies can come together freely to give each other brain damage. can capitalism really not figure out how to make a bit of profit from posting without completely ruining the user experience

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@lindayaX

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X is the future state of unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payments/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services, and opportunities. Powered by AI, X will connect us all in ways we’re just beginning to imagine.

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my baby has once again been declared medically normal

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1 year

jeez. what a baby. you could set your watch to this baby

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2 years

personally I think the collapsed crypto exchanges are genius, destroying that much overaccumulated capital usually requires a world war. we owe sam banking-fraud our lives

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1 year

having a #coffee with my #son

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man scomo is such a pure cunt. just a real piece of work asshole. smug, arrogant, deceitful, vindictive. the biggest and perhaps only blessing of the albo era has been not having to see scomo's shit eating grin on tv any more

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people are so desperate to be assigned an identity by a source of cultural authority. but the identities on offer were made up to sell you stuff. very sad situation

@ratlimit

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boris johnson will resign to spend more time with his "at least six" children

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2 years

mr inbetween really shows how australian talent can flourish when none of the usual cowardly boring shit-for-brains australian entertainment industry gatekeepers have anything to do with it

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2 years

mastodon seems to be the place to go if you like bedwetting, content warnings on absolutely everything, raising grievances with mod teams, "defederation drama", not being able to call people names even when they deserve it, etc

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1 year

thinking of trying to gin up a military conflict with our largest trading partner and then deleting my account when people tell me I'm a dog brained moron

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7 months

7 month old baby ate two whole eggs. can baby get egg poisoning. baby full of eggs. no eggs left because baby ate them. how to get eggs out baby

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6 months

just got a cold knock from a real estate agent and when I said we were renting she asked "are you buying in the area" and I was like "no, we don't have the money" and she goes "are you sure?" like, am I sure we don't have 3.5 million dollars?? yes I am sure bitch get off my porch

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can’t do that “city I dislike, city I respect” meme because I live in Australia. we only have one city

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2 years

I wish there was a way to digitally remove matt lucas from great british bakeoff because his skin crawling vibes make it unwatchable for me

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7 months

[smarmy npr totebag owner voice] I'm just soooo glad to have todays guest on, he's an incredible writer, an essential modern thinker, a professor of artisanal cheese studies at horatio mason-lincoln college, and he fucked the shit out of my wife last night, I just love him

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4 months

fuck this stupid country

6 News Australia

@6NewsAU

4 months

#BREAKING 🚨 Joe Biden says Australia was involved in strikes on Houthi targets in Yemen | #6NewsAU

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