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I write about & sometimes produce EDM. I also write books (two bestsellers). Likes deadmau5 & twitch streamers. 🐳🐋

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@digipenmom @BlackBernieBabe Jenise dont be silly - there should have been a letter at least as early as halfway in or earlier
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@JenLuvsFitness @vidsthatgohard true, and it's never OK to throw a weak looking classmate to the ground like that
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@hasanthehun This thing since maybe 15 years ago about critique of Israel being anti-semitic (reminds me of critique of the US being “anti-american” in the early 2000s) is the most impressive PR long game ive ever seen
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@holy_schnitt what happens when these kids-turned-adults become famous. do those high school friends act like they were buddies? apparently lady gaga's high school ppl were mean. i remember i shared some mini-famous moments i had recently on FB & some HS ppl were acting like they liked me LOL
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@OS2NOX @mataneven bothering twitch streamers for clout = not a good look
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@HenMazzig I did rewatch this a bunch of times. She did say “cun9t” not “k999e”
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@ogbonna_collin @railroadworkers @hasanthehun but wasnt Hasan the highest donor to the ALU (and did so anonymously) 🧐
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@ShinyPending @RightWingCope hahahah commenter got the math wrong 🤣 it’s “married seven years later” the original post was like a math riddle (and problematic across all interpretations of what looks like an SAT question that ends with “just how illegal was their relationship? is it a, b, or c”)
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@JUNlPER Oh boy calling K-12s chicks. No good.
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@ostonox How come Kick has him on the platform but then the CEO markets Kick as a great alternative to Twitch?
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@blackgirlinmain my impression as a dude who observes, could be wrong: more experienced women over 30 would prefer to suss out the guy first via coffee ice cream something quick. less experienced women closer to 20 want a more elaborate situation for a first time meet up
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@hasanthehun @adinross ppl seem to get salty that Hasan fits the image / stereotype of a machismo chad guy more than the guys trying to play the machismo chad role (like that bananas Tucker Carlson clip where basically someone / his writers seem to kind of own that perspective as a semi-joke)
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@Dexerto Belgians in the chat like “Those aren’t Belgians we true Belgians are the most open minded of Europeans”’😭
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@ask_aubry We know at least one of the many reasons why girls historically werent having kids as soon as puberty &menstruation: today in some rural societies eg parts of Africa, girls/children who do bear children suffer lifechanging pelvic birth injuries. Ancient ppl werent unaware of this
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@WillyMacShow content theft? this entire angle is based on farming followers and likes off of hasan’s hate watchers
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@TheRealDarksock @hasanthehun what's racist, the word "wasp"? that was never a slur, it was printed in new york times articles by white protestant authors throughout the 80s 90s and 2000s (google it) w dots as an acronym w.a.s.p. "white anglo saxon protestant" to mean not catholic not jewish. its just archaic
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@sbendik @ostonox this is ostonox not hasan lol
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@hasanthehun man these things move fast. muslims then "shuhriah" then mexicans then blm then transgender and "woke" -- but the abortion thing's been a trooper, continuously there 20+ years
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@vidsthatgohard i kinda canceled Michael Jackson but this is fgen funny
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@SoorenaSedighi @engineers_feed @hubermanlab bc the male organ can detect light because photosynthesis
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@VitallyMelanie @SunnyDeniro lmaooo wait if we're gonna be technical i guess neither tweet is shareworthy on a public account lmaooo
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@ohshidt 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "bang bang" "Gary it's me! Harold!" "Ohhhh Harold how the heck are ya! I didn't mean to shoot atcha, actually I shot in the lake it was a warnin shot. Wanna stop by for supper before ya head back" 🤣🤣🤣
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@JustVent6 you’d have to get two people of the same clothes vibe height etc
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@T4NN3RINA kreayshawn!!! i wish she kept going independently. apparently she got nothing or not much from that song
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@BekahBerger @PopCrave I feel like if you can sing like Sam Smith you can dress however the he55 you like isnt it obvious
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@Okwardly @ostonox I am all for unprofessional I love informal and unprofessional. but having him on the platform is more like "Hi we're not a safe space for streamers even in the loosest 1990s millennial definition of the term safe ✨💫🤩"
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@hasanthehun wow Elon and all these dorks Rogan and all are pretty much secretly Hasan watchers how funny is that
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@nikicaga housekeepers make a killing in new jersey my friend has them they charge an insane amount
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@ostonox Yo streamers drama is officially less entertaining than editors-of-streamers drama lmao 🤣
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@Madiii03 What does it mean to tip out
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@SouthlandPost Not ideal to fly thru such a narrow residential area with zero visibility
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@benshapiro This is called Jews being antisemitic (ben shapiro) and there's a really long history of that. Ben Shapiro doesn't like it when Democrat voting Jews think he's a sellout and not actually Jewish
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@InternetHippo can u believe he's 44? i thought he was a very young looking 55 year old w his boomer affect. how is he almost a millennial.
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@OS2NOX hasan's non-chalant & peaceful handling of that (in the lower pic/video) = goated
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@CarolineMoss And similarly in 2004 that Gisele Bundchen was considered very curvy & not model size.
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@Dexerto all these Hasan ha8ters in the comments while he does a good thing tisk tisk tisk tisk
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@TheReelRandom i had a young AP US History teacher who was great 1999-2000 i ended up becoming a history prof & he would say it wasnt about slavery only states rights and even as a kid i was like, but states rights to do what. i never knew why he pushed that point except maybe he memorized it
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@theserfstv there were famous drag queens throughout the 80s 90s. how come these nerds are suddenly "isn't it a problem for a man to dress like a woman!?" Where were these talks when queens were walking around lower Manhattan circa 00s in the weekend? there was no MONEY for these talks then
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@SparrowGray2 @OS2NOX @mataneven i guess everyone becomes a bottom feeder when they can't get the clout they're looking for. sad.
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@nothasanabi hes like a new mom just gave birth 🤣🤣🤣
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@0cotzi @barstoolsports newsflash: these kids dont have student loans
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@jonnychingas420 @hasanthehun @adinross It’s not di88 riding it’s living in a country where this is basically every guy overacting and trying to hard to be macho. no other country seem so artificially macho
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@OS2NOX yo this Hasan coverage of the strike is dooooope - this is why Twitch is better than everything online / netflix / tv
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@SLURMK_ this video made me want Toblerone
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@JesseKomm @ask_aubry lmao that was my reaction “i dont know what they’re debating — mother vs father and son wtf my head hurts” lol
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@Langston0704 @JenLuvsFitness @vidsthatgohard bro thats not how it works in the law or in any situation -- ppl get in trouble for physical altercations and that's the end of it thats how modern society works it's not medieval england or rural australia it's modern public school
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@yamaking666 Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada Basic Beshes wear that shit, so I don't even bother
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@BWay124 @Bornakang dang, smart commenter ⬆️⬆️ i didnt think of that
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@thatsinsane__ why is it there for everyone to pull
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@LolOverruled @theserfstv exactly!!!!! hahahah wtf 🤣
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@ostonox @ahbap @ishowspeedsui Speed should know better and should have shut those chatters down smh
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@FightHaven could have just tripped him why the Bruce Lee moves
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@OS2NOX lmao i see why he's popular he's like a cartoon character (as are most of the streamers hasan included??) tho i got into hasan content for non-legacy media politics
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@reallytanman @wise_chimp Bro you did this whole thread and you concluded with corn chips? I thought this was leading to some elaborate Mediterranean diet conclusion
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@sun_girlxo as a millennial guy w (1) amazing game w ppl i have NO interest in & (2) zero game w ppl i AM interested in, id say: "when is hitting on someone OK" is the wrong q. The real q: when is it OK to strike up & extend a witty convo w strangers. answer: when they seem open to it
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@hasanthehun Jordan Peterson like: "If Tucker and Elon can pull this off, it will revolutionize media. No one's ever seen live and on demand video based natively on the World Wide Web. What the he77 would we do without men?" Also Jordan Peterson: "They shall call it YouStream. Or Kwitch!"
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@OS2NOX what went wrong for him i dont even know who he is
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@theserfstv i cant believe this country’s become so backward
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@ostonox thats a crazy gig to have to talk for 8 hours a day and then the ppl on the other side are just names on a chat screen and then have to be entertaining enough to keep the view count high
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@ThatEricAlper george michael careless whisper
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@olwestside Taylor Swift = wholesome, goateded. MJ = exceptionally talented, not wholesome at all in his post-Thriller years
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@_TallieRose Surprised – I'm not a doctor but I've never heard of a appendectomy that was elective
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@MattWallace888 Did France let in millions of immigrants or did France annex Algeria and likewise did the EU opened its borders internally in a sense Europe annex itself with a new capital in Brussels?
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@SRosbakh @DrRobStarke me lurking in the chat: “Denmark 👀 Gonna google tonight, humanities/social sciences — that could work for me”
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@AnnaKrauthamer me clicking on the bio of this tweet as an ex-professor who quit and gave up tenure at a smaller school & whos hung out around columbia for yrs & sees the profs there: "bro that is fu5in hilarious but also kinda sad. profs surprise me more and more with every new story i hear 👀"
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@TheFP Very free, that's why Bari Weiss as an undergrad at Columbia in the 2000s was mobilizing students faculty admins and government against Christian Palestinian Columbia profs who had nothing particularly controversial to say about israeli politics
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@hun____ter i used to find ludwig annoying on mogul mail now i find him just clear / lucid like a radio host
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@ostonox omg ostonox gonna get canceled by twitter’s cat mafia like the hasan stan account then we’ll have no hasan highlights on twitter 😹😭 — also i just noticed there’s no crying cat emoji 🤔🧐…L
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@RealGatorHours @latkedelrey i wondered if he uses a bit of steroids
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@ostonox Hasan’s TYT-era skills resurfacing 😆
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@fr0gan we're like "we were expecting a frogan cameo at the end!"
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@waltermasterson White ppl dont seem to know what “white hispanics” i.e. what “blanco” refers to in spanish speaking countries lmao and what it looks like and who identifies as white and continues to identify as white in the US
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@academic_la Russian jewish cuisine in the US especially since the 1990s is often general russian cuisine tho not specifically [polish heavy] new york jewish. Im not even jewish and i know this 👀
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@AKBrews bro this is the fakest fake video ever LMAO worst acting hahahh
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@Dizzydaysalways @scubaryan_ @1highonlife that was a little too much for my taste / brain to process tho the sharp & sudden shift im like: "dude....that much tho 0 to 100"
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@Batman95__ @cctvidiots technically a turkish dude, see the writing
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