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@AKBrews

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Attorney. #LawTwitter . Iconoclast. Spooky Lawyer. White Sox. Bears. Bulls. Chicago. Costco stan. Curator of spooky and weird things. #LiminalHours

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Joined January 2014
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I'm losing it over this video 😂
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What is this?
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Ghost costume 😂
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This fish is cracking me up
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Costco is now selling birth control over the counter.
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I thought it was common knowledge not to cross train tracks when the lights are still flashing...
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11 months
This guy explains how easy it is for creepy internet people to figure out where you are.
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2 years
MCDONALD'S IS BRINGING BACK THE HALLOWEEN BUCKETS
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What the hell? Why would anyone do this?
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5 months
This is the type of unhinged garbage your employer reads and then pats themselves on the back for letting you take Christmas off.
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😂 hagwife. This is so great.
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😂😂😂 this guy is amazing.
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A pretty elaborate preparation for some very sad looking pizza.
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This is the baby hippa protectin ur medical information:
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This is allegedly pizza
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The level of delusion in this video is astonishing
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Guys, should I get this for my yard?
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What is happening
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OMGG
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Absolutely crazy footage of the Little Rock, Arkansas tornado.
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This video that Rainn Wilson posted is hilarious.
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This kid is definitely going to law school.
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Oh my God where do these people come from?
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Look at this jackass.
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This is how you deal with bullies.
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This AI generated pizza commercial is terrifying and hilarious.
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He WALKED OUT OF THAT CAR?
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Poor Grandma
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This man is mad that the firefighters are grocery shopping.
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Check your pockets before doing laundry!
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I have to put down my cat tonight. Few feelings worse than this one.
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She's trying to sell a device that makes "hydrogen rich water."
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This guy's tweet is fantastic.
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A Jaguar with catnip.
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6 months
This happened in the United States.
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😂😂 this made me crack up.
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I can't stop laughing at this
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I'm dying 😂
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When she put toenail clippers into the Jell-O and said she was going to share it with her friends...
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Oh this is creepy.
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This guy's dog disappeared one night and came back the next day with two new friends
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This made me crack up.
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This is the United States of America. How awful.
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The officer was "banged up" which sounds like he was probably fine. Very lucky.
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😂 I love this dog
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This guy shot the other guy over a parking dispute in Montana.
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Me: I'm not religious. Kanye: "We gonna be okay, God's not finished." Me:
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This is perfect. Flawless. 10/10. No notes.
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What the hell is wrong with people?
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She filled her purse with alcoholic Jell-O. To take to the bar. Because the drinks are too expensive.
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1 year
Suspicious wife follows her husband during one of his "hunting trips" and . . .
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Jesus Christ. People in the service industry have to deal with this while making ~$15 an hour.
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Are you having a good day today? I'm sorry for ruining it by posting this video of a strawberry under a microscope.
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A kid dropped his shoe into the elephant enclosure and the elephant picked up and handed the shoe back to them.
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What do you think about this house?
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Look at this jackass.
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oh god what the
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Great, now we have to worry about tents coming to life
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2 years
What the hell did I just read?
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Underwater sink holes are my new fear this week:
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A jet ski in the house.
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@Steven_Monty that is what she said
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Guys, you're not going to believe this. The Logitech PlayStation controller survived from the Oceangate Titan!
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This is so funny. Dogs hate snowmen.
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You should get your cat one of these aquariums.
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The security of gated communities 😂😂😂
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I feel like some of them are exaggerating.
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Holy crap how are people this stupid?
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Man sticks it to Anheuser-Busch by throwing out all the Bud Light he bought. That'll show them!
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A dog with a GoPro
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Transferring title to property WITHOUT municipal taxes!
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This rug is perfect.
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Holy shit the French are not fucking around.
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Foxes are dogs I don't care what science says.
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What the hell is this
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You can't even be mad at the dog for this. You just have to be impressed.
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I had to look at this carefully.
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Doggy pinata.
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This hawk is cracking me up.
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Turns out this lady is a liar.
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This lady swimming with an alligator as if it isn't a ferocious murdersaurus.
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This is completely wild.
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Well, here's a new thing to worry about...
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Either that eagle is going to eat that shark or the orcas have an airforce now.
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The concepts of "right" and "left" are hard.
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This ping pong cat short film should be nominated for an Oscar.
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Heard two attorneys who manage their law offices this week whining about associates leaving “for only like $10,000.00 more salary.” If only there was a solution to that problem.
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Dadlife 😂
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Top is before, bottom is after. A crime.
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I can't believe how fast this little guy is.
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Lurking just below the surface...
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I can't stop laughing at this video
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Don't mess with the pizza Man's car.
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Couldn't imagine getting to see this happen before my eyes
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Damn. That looked like a good sandwich too.
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Someone needs to take away their dad's Internet access.
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It turns out that wild boars are assholes.
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