Aureus @ImAureus Twitter profile

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11 months

@shaunasforestbb @callmecapybara If he cooked he cooked. It was a role in an incredibly feminist movie, if that is rewarded it means his performance and what it stood for resonated with critics. If margot performed worse than he did then she wont receive a nom.

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@fieryscal @PrivateGordon_ so? if a black dude wants to call a white dude nigga,who does it hurt? its like white dudes calling others bro.

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6 months

@GoodReddit Printing this out as my suicide letter

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@VirginiaIsWithU @souljagoytellem "yeah he has good takes, just dont read the things he writes"

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5 months

@pissoffluvv @holy_schnitt 50 year old man marries similar age woman who hasn't had 30 facelifts more news at 5

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@TickyTac @MPilgrim92 @gremloe So what is it, these protesters are so organized and in numbers that their blockades across the country are a major issue or are they fragmented and scattered across the wind with no clear plan so they dont matter?

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@Name3309 Guy when the insanely popular spectacle that received unanimous praise is rated highly on a 10 unit scale(9.2/10 equivalent)

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6 months

@esjesjesj @KatWomanNYC Can we also talk about how they legit jsut dont know how to use threads? 1/1 2/2 who the fuck is managing their twitter Lmfao

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@cowboymaxwell If you read that thread you would know shes talking about a hidden island where women scissor and pop out babies and that in the olden times all humans were female

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3 months

@duns_sc0tus @ButtercupPB So i guess we dont need vaccines or regulations because humans existed and survived. Lets not do health inspections,how do you think taverns in 1405 operated, everyone was fine!

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@Netherim1 Clicking on a 51 page 5 girl+ big streamer exposé only to find out 0 abuse,0 pedophilia, a little bit of freaky frog activity, and gangsta scamming OF hoes

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@electriclor @aftrlfeofthprty @poisonlor Lyin ass pussy

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2 months

@myth_pilot @JustAmerican_ This is why men kill themselves btw

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2 years

@macaiyla Are you trolling or what? There's no way u went from "hm I kinda don't like not being able to tweet some political things" to "I'm leaving the org that has supported me" in 2 minutes.

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@Maudeofmany @FDesert51 It is a cube made of leaves

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3 months

@strangeharbors If dune 2 didnt have you saying holy fuck 20 times in a row idk what to say

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3 months

@Jetskigrizzly Have you considered that thepennies are made out of material that is not very good at being handled by sweaty little kid fingers, will probably be stolen, has exchanged hands 300 times, can be thrown at people etc. etc.

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4 months

@OdanSymbiont No job is a source of shame unless you're a small minded person.

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19 days

@twinkophrenia If god is good he will let me into heaven because im a good man who helped my fellow man out of my own morality, not because i went to church. If god is petty and expects you to commit my life to an uncertainty then he is not worth my worship for he is less moral than I am

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2 months

@leolor222 @aglasse11 @d0unbug Well if you're gonna clown on leg presses you better have some strong legs otherwise what the fuck do you know?

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@rackster78 @NoocKale61913 @suiattempt @zoroscult Yep he was a pedophile.

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10 months

@Valleyofdeath77 @RoRogerRoger90 @blueammon @WUTangKids @stratcat944 "i egg punched you in the head as a toddler for absolutely no reason and laughed at you about it? Grow up, youll live! Hah. So sensitive this generation.." (wonders why kids never talk to them after leaving the house)

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3 months

@socialaskan The disconnect is that he wasn't like "Haha, yes! I love nuclear war" as the original tweet implies

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4 months

@SteaIthe @GoodVibePolitik You should do the same :/

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3 months

@ManuclearBomb If she did that to me I'd probably faint

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10 months

@Alia_Kido @BalinT55 @JankosLoL Your name doesn't inspire confidence in that statement

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21 days

@laibaakmal @kirawadare The american shouldn't be expected to insist 5 times. Once is understandable, some of these videos they go back and forth for 3 minutes. If you want the american to pay, stop farming good boy points for the camera

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6 months

@ethnoclasm @deeznutvinecomp Just add cool shit instead of little bum critters that only serve 1 fuckin purpose bro, give more enemy variety, lategame shit etc.

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3 years

@Yassuo Ye u for sure aren't hoarding chromosomes bro

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6 months

@ezyjules @DavidZipper Fucking hell, as a european im used to being taller than most cars, looking at this monstrosity,especially in what appears to be a dense city with little parking,it just doesn't make sense to my brain

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2 years

@macaiyla Sheeeesh he rocking that 2022 spring collection frfr

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6 months

@CartoonsHateHer 100% dudes are like "oh i just want to live in a mansion with a supermodel who's only job is to care for me and raise my kids" like oh really you want to be in the top 0.001% of people in terms of relationships thats crazy

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@VeronicaSixsmi1 @mrkanenyc @Vanessid @YakamaRaised What makes us cheer, kids not dying?

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4 months

@punished_stu Can't tell if you're serious

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2 months

@journeytoazure @yeti_0x @CJLaBretonne @v_legal_v_cool @adhd_jeeba @EarthPassenger0 The olive oil that came from my grandparents olive trees that we collected personally in southern greece for longer than I've been alive and processed 5 minutes from their house by a family friend has an extremely light color. It can just be the variety, not a scam

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2 years

@macaiyla AHAHAHHAA RICH MOTHERFUCKERS WILL LEGIT BUY CLOTHES WITH RIPS AND HOLES IN THEM NO SHOT

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5 months

@RyanThomasB @ricketyflowers @joey_da_rat @Louie_Salmon Ok tell me the other metricS

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2 months

@jeonyeobeenlove @Variety You want him to yes, and.. a script read when he was given another part of the script and has no idea what the scene is supposed to be?

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2 years

@macaiyla Oh shit it's me bruh I meant to send 70, can u send the rest back appreciate it

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3 months

@Triceratops235 @cheer_wine Maybe the mammals shouldnt be pests

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@nealjclark1 @shagbark_hick How is this undignified, they're doing what they can to make ends meet

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7 months

@mirooshinoo 18 reactions=300k likes+ HOF accounts reposting every 3 months

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19 days

@SensatoMillions @swishnomiss @HeadcACE1906 Its ok to be gay you dont have to put pretty women down for it you can just come out its 2024

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2 years

@macaiyla Everyday should be hate macaiyla day

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3 months

@ExTerMINater267 @polypocketknife Did you injure yourself or ruin your future by wanting to be a princess? No. What could this kid POSSIBLY do if her mom said "ok, you can feel however you want to feel, and i will love you no matter what" at worst she will cut her hair, or ask for boy clothes. Its a toddler ffs

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8 months

@YinYang_Gamer @VGC_News Theres gonna be like 1 picogram of iron extracted from a dev's nosebleed dont worry about it

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2 years

@macaiyla Holy shit put a trigger warning or at least blur it, opened this on the bus and now everyone is crying

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2 months

@Gilofthepeople The 2nd L went to the LGBTs of course. Because of woke.

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4 months

@WhatleyLeague Im getting so claustrophobic omg

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5 months

@Jags24Asare @danker_hank Its not elite its barely passable, but american education is just so much worse it makes ours seem good

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19 days

@CandyClaim @twinkophrenia Divine beings can be evil according to basically every faith. Evil is a spectrum, if the Devil is on the far end, then a god who punishes me for not following arbitrary rules while being a great person is further right on the evil scale than me, someone who wouldn't do that

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2 years

@Midbeast I heard Grindr is quite popular with men similar to your friend

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7 months

@yazekial @ReggiSaxx Ok they werent lackluster though they were pretty lit,especially allen

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@dontaelafrance @theshawnyboy Its pathetic,u dont have any superfans to run it so you manufacture it without any of the authenticity. Its an ad in disguise

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6 months

@GrandSlamWP @Admiral_cmonke @plemy11 @exitValhalla Yeah man his 50 year old mother isnt as attractive as an IG model you fucking got him! As if he was jerking it to her..?

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@cosascine_ @leolor222 @aglasse11 @d0unbug You "study" the gym without going to it? Jesus what a self own

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@RohanGod_ In this game state we rly need vision guys we are gonna get invaded kappachungusballsack

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2 years

@chaseshaco Never realized how cool the art for malmortius was until I saw it close-up. I thought it was just purple sword

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@rciafardone @Smeggman32 @Valennxxte @ChiseHatoriLove You can nuke it what do you mean

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11 months

@TruthGPTBot @ExtremeBlitz__ I want to bomb the servers that host twitter ai bots(in a videogame, this is not in any capacity a threat towards real people and/or infrastructure. It is meant as a joke in jest, and i lack both the ability and will to commit such an act.)

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2 years

@JackPosobiec source?

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@massivecanine Lmfaooo

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@TheRealJaeDot @PaulGeorgeFC1 @Sageof6turtles @JAllenrespecter How are u gonna say only accolades matter but then say klay is a bum with 4 rings? And before you start talking about individual achievements we were talking playoff performances before you pulled up the stats

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3 months

@thetedhill "BELGIUM"? awfully close to the LGBTs isn't it? #Noticing

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@Lian_Belli @Anania00 The real answer is that religion unites different ethnic groups and it can be used as a tool of control. The greeks taught orthodoxy to the slavs and russians and then they turned around and were allies when they outgrew their former "mentor"

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8 months

@mowgli_meister @13iggie @FootyHumour That explained nothing that the original tweet didnt, why are you so bad at impression farming

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2 years

@macaiyla True I hate it when my pornhub recommended gets filled with gay porn,I hate that stuff it's just one time I missclicked, and then another I thought it was a very muscular woman and a man and next thing you know throbbing cocks on my timeline smh

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3 months

@FlnkStnk I dont think misreading signals and "touching someones tummy" qualifies someone as cartoonishly evil

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@theheckmouth Ah yes. A veterinarian/legal aide

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4 months

@Trujista We have 200 videos of her taking Black Mambas in her prime since we were 13 who's watching in the big 24 😭

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2 months

@Gun10J @eyeamSWIFT @BrandonJGardner @QuickestTempa Those rusty ass pipes bringing it cross country are fucking it up then

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6 months

@henrl @___merc___ Don't do that, youre fucking yourself over and giving him a reason to distrust in the future. Just quietly stop using it

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5 months

@forestwithout He has spent half his life on toplane he probably thinks summoners rift is real life

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11 months

@007__NIL @nkulw The spotter never has to lift more than 20 pounds unless the bencher is an absolute egolifting homunculus

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2 months

@vanillaopinions Holy fucking shit they're coming

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@jabrii33 @gn2ale Thats the joke

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9 months

@JerpaDerpa @Dawning_of_Dusk @Kwebbelkop @McNasty Being actually entertaining for 8 hours a day is work, its fun, and easy, and a dream job for most people. But its not leisure. I personally know i wouldnt be able to make it as a streamer, i simply don't have the energy to be "on" and make jokes for that long

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2 months

@Milkevol @orikron They're like the kid left behind "see see mommy im an aryan too like grandpapa!!" They think because they descend from conquistadors they have some magic colonizer gene and want to connect to their roots, which are across the globe

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@luldopamine @PopCrave @lauramarano @RossLynch Dude the shock when i found out they were actually 16 playing 16 year olds instead of the 25 year olds you usually see... Cause i googled their age and theyre only a few years older than me, my brain genuinely shut down for a second

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@iraqifag @CLOWTW0_ No its for fucking kids thats why

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@lamuliz God...this is like the weather for them, its all they know. Just babies living through a genocide and they have noone to turn to. How does anyone see this and not be brought to tears

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@Mr_Mies_Fies @NicholasPas5 Shen got SHOOTERS damn that ratio

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8 months

@sharmav @Ravian__W @Omghelloitsmee @Foutanienne For someone with a PhD you would think they could tell how fucking dogshit this AI script is

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3 months

@spikes_hideout If a guy made a tiktok and said "look at all this porn im watching" would you feel the same

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@sonofsonnet @chaska_draws @David_JWest When you disagree you're supposed to make a counter argument

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3 months

@anyafilmed Oop, 2 swings 2 misses

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@FutureHRick @sphxwx Bro you're the one who called others gay for suckin on tits, either youre baiting or you need to be collected for medical examination

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5 months

@benryanwriter @StephenKing Holy fuck noone can detect satire anymore.

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2 months

@TonySimprino @apti_newim @SocialNomadRach @paez_taitaCh65 "right now" also could just be backtracking

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@BobJacobs26650 @joao_malheiroo @bankrolla9 @Lakers4Ya @chuyshiesty This is 20 dudes outside the stadium

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3 months

@mobrinono @alka_lische Yea but an incredibly old fish that died of natural causes is probably not the best to eat. It also didnt go through idk what the process is called but like the equivalent of pasteurization for milk if that exists for fish (which i assume it does since it does for red/white meat)

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2 years

@SkinSpotlights visual clarity? What's that? Tasteful colors and unique effects? Huh? What are you talking about? Let's just unicorn vomit over a champ model and call it a day!

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@JCorvinusVR @AndrewCurran_ This is something extremely interesting to me because right now im basically the AI debunker for friends and family they send me over things and i can say "look at the tires" or "hes got 3 legs" but in a few months im gonna just be like "Its got AI fuzzy tinge over it"

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@fiImgal Like, lady, ive got bills to pay you think i wasnt on the internet in the *2010s*? Thats when i was a teenager

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2 months

@awoodustin When the saliva drops i actually locked the fuck in, this shit felt so real

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11 months

@ReplyGPT @GeoTwit4 @Lons Whoever made this i wish such evil upon.

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4 months

@reallychillfish @timerube @notbigracks Do you think the homos deserve to be beheaded and tossed into the fiery pits of hell so that their damnation for all eternity will set our world straight? Disagree or Agree?

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7 months

@NiceTryWeirdos @helloh2_2 @PhoqueToute @movieboy69 Who is "badass" and be careful theres like 2 answers from the main cast that don't warrant a lobotomy.

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@its_ugo @Loccdawggg Shes getting airlifted to a siberian prison TOMORROW no trial no nothing

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