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5 months

new quote tweet image just dropped

Harvard University

@Harvard

5 months

Statement from President Gay: There are some who have confused a right to free expression with the idea that Harvard will condone calls for violence against Jewish students. Let me be clear: Calls for violence or genocide against the Jewish community, or any religious or ethnic…

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"can i get the bonjour burger?" "im sorry sir we don't have anything called the bonjour burger. can you be more specific?"

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priests in ancient mesopotamia:

Pop Base

@PopBase

5 months

Dua Lipa and Romain Gavras have broken up after 8 months of dating, according to The Sun.

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taking a homophobia test and finding it very difficult to score 0%

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the 5% who said united states

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@USA_Polling

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"Who is America's greatest enemy today?" China: 41% Russia: 26% Iran: 9% United States: 5% North Korea: 4% Israel: 2% Ukraine: 2% Gallup / Feb 20, 2024 / n=1016

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every test on idrlabs is called "the evil test" and all the questions are like this

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3 months

i would sell my green button press to a VC for $20 million

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3 months

Which button would you press?

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2 years

i hate when my underpaid gig slave is a MAN 🙄

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the ymca has gone woke

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wearing a shirt that says "i support hamas" to family thanksgiving but telling anyone who brings it up that i don't want to talk politics

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my sister just told me she "doesn't understand whether a movie is good or bad. i don't understand that aspect of it". how is this possible

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3 months

this isn't "dune lore" it's literally just the premise of the entire plot of dune. am i going insane

Joy ★🏳️‍⚧️

@illjoy_

3 months

my favorite part of Dune lore is that all space navigation is performed by a bunch of spice addict mutants that are so coked up they can see the future

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if you're buying pre-marinated chicken it's literally so over for you

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I’ll vote for anyone who can make this amount of stuff not 115 dollars

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folks will be googling hitler tonight

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sorry guys think that one's already taken

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"groceries are cheaper than ordering delivery" meanwhile it would cost 6 TIMES as much to make this myself vs just ordering it 🙄

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the understanding of cooking that redditors have is incredible

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it sucks that being a cop is evil because my ideal job is not really doing anything and getting paid $200k by committing a ton of time theft

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Bereketeab

@sir_benedictx

1 year

Favorite tweet of your own?

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2 months

incredible things are happening on long island

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3 years

“hey dude am I just high or is this actually funny?” (he shows you the full name of god as the stars begin to blink out of existence in the sky)

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3 months

somehow, rachel dolezal returned

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"yeah i'm totally radicalizing all the kids at my summer camp" "oh nice, are you teaching them about unions or something?" "nah i'm turning them into chinese nationalists"

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@sonnerly why add the queer part when she already said she's lebanese

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the future is here and it's incredible

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@wrappingline argentina

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2 years

deep down, every socialist believes the same thing mark wahlberg does about 9/11 but about the soviet union instead

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3 months

being gay seems awesome

👨🏻 Gordon, like the train

@sailorgordo

3 months

This worked I fear

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my favorite part of star wars lore is that darth vader is luke skywalker's father

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@Not2FarGoNe sorry man if you're neutral on this question you actually are homophobic

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@TheDailyKoko the difference is that restaurant style burgers have oregano seasoning

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2 years

everyone associated with both of these accounts just got fired by netflix

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2 years

occupy democrats in 20 minutes: RT IF YOU'RE GLAD THAT FETUS DIDNT HAVE TO GROW UP WITH HERSCHEL WALKER AS ITS DAD!

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Carolyn Hinds 🇧🇧 #FreePalestine #CongoInCrisis

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2 months

Framing Ozempic as a weight-loss drug and not stating it as a medication created for diabetic patients is deliberately misleading and dangerous.

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if you "had concerns" about supporting ukraine because of azov/antisemitism but are now cheerleading for the houthis, i'm stealing something out of your house!!!

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@ettingermentum the real original

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1 year

europeans compare the sizes of europe and the us before tweeting challenge

ethdini 🐦‍🔥

@ethxhope

1 year

When I found out that a lot of Americans don’t have passports I was so shocked. I don’t know anybody that doesn’t have a passport here.

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5 months

not to be a stancil but those are both services where labor is like 95% of the cost. you are complaining that service workers are getting paid more

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3 months

honestly kamala harris is so xanned out at this point she'd do really well in a debate against trump

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1 year

Just left the barbershop and everyone was talking about Putin. “Yoooo ya boy bro! That’s that heat we need for NATO!” When you are getting talked about in the barbershop — you know it’s real.

inhumans of capitalism (Ojibwa )

@Inhumansoflate1

1 year

Absolutely true with black and indigenous people I run with

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@nothingmoder yeah but not because people are going to google hitler lmao

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2 years

it was over as soon as the guy he held at gun point was like "yeah id vote for him"

free speech is back

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2 years

Ok

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2 years

if i have to see this stupid fucking meme with the possum again i'm going to start the real war of northern aggression

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4 months

this is completely incorrect but i guess the important part is that you knocked the 18 year old going to military prison down a peg

Rhiannon

@AywaRhiannon

4 months

Props to that young person for refusing conscription into the Israeli military but - you’re telling me the punishment is 30 days in prison? And the alternative is go slaughter a bunch of children? Refusal is the absolute bare minimum choice you can make as a moral person.

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this is literally what's stopping the us economy from going into a recession right now

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and i take the whole test every single time

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2 years

oh he's in TROUBLE

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@LegoRacers2 the boston subreddit is uniquely awful because they're all like this AND whenever someone asks for recommendations for bars/restaurants/local events/etc, everyone takes some perverse pleasure in saying they go to bed at 9 pm every night and hate having fun

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11 months

that shit is like 9 dollars a pound

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3 years

both of these accounts are the artificial creations of some gen-z marketing company

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2 years

obama could not stop calling it "ISIL"

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Byron York

@ByronYork

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Zelensky is apparently prepared to tell Congress that whatever the US has given Ukraine -- $45 billion in new aid now under consideration -- it is not enough. From @AP :

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one great-grandparent isn't even enough for israel to count you as jewish and they'll take anyone

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1 year

i really respect trader joe's for pretending they were going to change their "ethnic" brands (trader jose's, trader ming's, etc) in 2020 and just not doing it once everyone stopped caring

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3 years

imagine going back in time 2 years, showing this to ryan knight, and telling him he posted it on his own twitter

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@gammison i want immediate cash so i'm willing to give up some points

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2 months

europeans can't talk like this after they did the holocaust

Grizzmiss 🇸🇪

@GrizzMiss

2 months

I’ve found it! The most overrated, dry food in the world. It’s the Bagel.

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6 months

thanking politicians for moving on an issue you're pressuring them on is just how it works. it doesn't mean you actually like them

trans judeo-bolshevik

@transjewtalian

6 months

why is the jewish left straight up thanking politicians for calling for a ceasefire after nearly 15,000 Palestinians have been murdered and millions more displaced i am so fucking appalled by this and then we wonder why Palestinians don’t see antizionist Jews as reliable allies

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4 months

everyone who argues about politics on here needs to read and internalize this

Polling USA

@USA_Polling

4 months

"The Democratic Party has moved too far to the left for me" Agree: 62% Disagree: 28% Harris / Dec 14, 2023 / n=2034

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if elon musk really has aspergers why does he hate trains so much

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we're fucked

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@cityafreaks turkiye #1 TURKIYE #1 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

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everyone is just pretending they'd like this right

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i stand with the therapist

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me: *experiencing trauma in my polyamorous relationship* her: you know, there’s a reason people don’t do polyamory in the real world

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i can't believe i missed out on getting paid to live in williamsburg and write articles like this

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@finitecrystal i don't live near a walmart

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if i ever write a thesis/dissertation this will be the dedication

lulu² ⌒☆🪲

@Ru_Ru302

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burn it with fire I beg you

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under no circumstance should anyone ever own this

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3 years

i would love to be a scab in the john deere factory rn. just crashing tractors into things non-stop because my previous job was spreadsheets

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3 years

what the hell is going on in my grandma's bathroom

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i had to delete gmail to make space for faceapp on this phone but it was worth it

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wow this blew up! check out this cool website where you can search for things on the internet

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@bluebreeze52 be nice

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i swear to god if trump did this everyone would be saying how politically savvy he is

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everyone tune in

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3 months

if marianne williamson drops out i will kill myself on instagram live

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(trying to convince my friends to hang out at wells fargo and drink the free coffee instead of going to bars to save money) it's popping at the farg tonight!

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H*tler? do you think he name searches?

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@hot4trotsky canva instagram graphic: why hitler is problematic

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nyt connections puzzle today

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i am teaching a class called linear algebra in the fall. what are your favorite matrices that are especially mathematically intriguing?

Amber Bowen

@amber_bowen

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I am teaching a class called Philosophy and Literature in the fall. What are your favorite literary works that are especially philosophically intriguing?

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yo this would straight up kill a victorian child!

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@Not2FarGoNe nah i looked at your profile and i think you just hate gay people

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1 year

did something else happen in the late 1930s that structurally changed the US economy

Alice Malone

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1 year

I'd like to introduce another factor into the relationship shown here:

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kari lake rn

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Extremely tough to see how Kari Lake (R) wins now. #AZGOV

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@Jairo_I_Funez thank god we have you to analyze and contextualize for us! otherwise we might misinterpret a guy going to prison and explicitly stating that it is a protest against the occupation of palestine

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@muhibm0307 interest rates way too high for that

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"i thought this antisemitic propaganda was about palestinians so i agreed with it. this will not cause me to reflect on my beliefs whatsoever"

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how it feels to like a quote tweet attacking your tweet

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i think this guy is trying to do a "i love too hard, i have too much swag" thing but these actually are all huge red flags lol

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reasons why i’m single

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me: hey there's a hole in the floor in my room. can you please fix it my landlord:

Governor Gretchen Whitmer

@GovWhitmer

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I have been in touch with communities impacted by what’s happening in the region. It is abhorrent. My heart is with all those impacted. We need peace in this region.

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@LegoRacers2 thinking about that for the 2% who chose israel as well

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