Bereketeab @sir_benedictx Twitter profile

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1 year

Favorite tweet of your own?

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This ain't even a joke.

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No one: Daniel Kibret: የዛሬው ሌሊት ስም "ኦፕራ ዊንፍሬይ" ይባላል። አንተም ትፈታለህ። አንቺም ትፈቻለሽ። ሁልሽም ትፈታላችሁ።

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Shōgun characters when they sense a grain of disrespect

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Of course, እንዋጋለን! Why do you think they call us የአፍሪካ ቀንድ?

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Wait a damn minute, why the hell does the Cape Verde president look like he's related to Debretsion?!

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2 years

Why y'all excited for 5G, you tryna be left on seen at high speed?

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3 years

Ethiopian Spider-Man waiting until they make taller buildings so he can finally swing

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1 year

Lindelof should sue Maguire for defamation btw

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2 years

The world has 99 problems and America is all of them.

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POV: You just got a call from an unknown number

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Ethiopians don't give a damn about mental health Me: Mom, it think I have multiple personality disorder? Mom: በሉ ሰብሰብ ብላቹ እቤቱን አፅዱት

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#CNNFakeNews : *trends in Ethiopia* CNN to Twitter:

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I have no respect for people who date their friend's ex.

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4 years

"To unfollow those who don't follow you back is understandable. But unfollowing those who just followed you back, that's a bitch move!" — አርስቶትል

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3 years

Government job titles in Ethiopia be like: ቱ/ፓ/ክ/አ/ል/ሞ/ተ/ም/ምን?/ዮ/ማ/ማ/ጌ ዋና ሀላፊ

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Ethiopians have the best hairline, but the h is silent.

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When I'm tryna pray and my mind keeps bringing up inappropriate stuff

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3 years

Supporting Italy tonight 🤌🏾

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Laws of physics: *exist* Indian directors:

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Don't claim you know hip hop if you don't know who this is

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Demeke Mekonnen probably in Abiy's office smiling and playing with the spinning chair.

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Achraf Hakimi:

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My tl basically

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Abdi Illey:

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2 years

Everyone is ugly if you stare enough.

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3 years

People be like "you can't finish a whole series in one night". First of all, ሀይልን በሚሰጠኝ በክርስቶስ ሁሉን እችላለሁ! Second of all, how dare you?!

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2 years

Teddy afro said "ሰው በልኬ" then married someone taller than him.

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Call me የታክሲ ረዳት the way I always find space to squeeze her into my busy schedule.

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3 years

No one: የAddis Abeba ሰው on Irreecha:

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That's what God replied when Noah asked "ሌላው ህዝብሳ?"

Sewasew Design

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What does the saying “በውሀ ይለቅ” mean? Quote this tweet with your answer. 3 people who got it right will be chosen to win a free product of your choice #Ethiopia #GiveawayAlert

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Small dicks should be named የቀበሌ ሀላፊ because they're always being asked "አሁንም አልገባም?"

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A big shout out to all fathers working hard, guiding, protecting, supporting, loving and making sacrifices for their children.

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Nah this is stupid lmao

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1 year

Went through my old memes. Gonna share my favorites.

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3 years

If I ever created a website, on its Amharic version, I would use "እንብላ?" for "Accept cookies?"

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Only 1 shot in 22 minutes, wtf I thought americans were good at mass shooting.

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Credit to @LinagaSil for "የተባረከ ይሁን"

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If I ever created a website, on its Amharic version, I would use "እንብላ?" for "Accept cookies?"

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I hope he comes to Ethiopia for the holiday wearing this costume so we can call it Spider-Man: Homecoming

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Egypt: Don't cum yet Ethiopia:

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If you don't know your girl's bra size, this is the month to measure it. It's ለካ'ቲት!

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Ezema was supposed to be a music streaming platform.

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Yeah, they're about to sell Jesus.

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My girl left me because I listen to Charlie Puth too much. Now we don't talk anymore.

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ኢትዮጵያ እንኳን ዋንጫ ብትበላ ለሴኔጋል እንደተደሰትኩት አልደሰትም

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Everything they post is made either by Italians or God.

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First day in Asmara & the weather ain’t bad 🫶🏾

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I want to host an online football quiz game where the winners get monthly mobile packages just so I could name the award "ባላንድ ወር ሽልማት"

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Everyday meeting at a certain office.

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No one: Atheists before they go to sleep: In the name of observation, hypothesis and experiment. Amen.

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Thought he was from Nazreth

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በጣም ጥሩ

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EBC: "የኢትዮጵያ ኤሌክትሪክ አገልግሎት እና የውሃና ፍሳሽ ባለስልጣን ግንኙነታቸውን ወደላቀ ደረጃ ላማድረስ ተስማሙ"

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Not a muslim. Not even a religious person but the word "inshallah" is such a vibe.

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Life is like NFT. I don't know what NFT is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

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Billene Seyoum: *challenges 1 million diasporas to come to Ethiopia for Christmas* Ethiopian Airlines:

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What do you call a girl with syphilis? You don't. Stay safe.

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Captain Ethiopian not being able to block attacks cuz his mom sold his shield to ቁራሌው

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Ethiopian Spider-Man waiting until they make taller buildings so he can finally swing

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If you could totally erase one country from the world, which country would it be and why America?

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If she's Ethiopian, it's a red flag with green on top and yellow in the middle.

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Getachew has a point. Abiy needs to condemned for using modern military equipments in what TPLF thought would be ባህላዊ ጨዋታ, have some shame Abiy!

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Not the audacity fee 😭

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@wojackdoomer 😭😭 you were spitting dawg

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"አለው" being a very common response used for greeting in the past decade is lowkey a proof that the bar is too low that not dying is the new being fine.

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Saw your tweet on another platform, searched your account, found your tweet and liked it. A good content should never go unappreciated.

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The neighborhood transformer every week:

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Sarah Bellum

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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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This tweet had like 10 quotes in 24hrs and then one guy outside Ethiopia quoted and it blew up. Moral of the story: Habesha twitter ain't it lmao

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Eleni and Berhane after pretending to have a Zoom Meeting while staying in the same house:

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Soren, you ain't a better philosopher than Mike Titan.

Søren Kierkegaard | Danish Philosopher ✍️

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“Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good.”

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Time to bring this back

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I'm convinced that the root cause of ugliness ain't genetics but lack of money.

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This nigga will always find a way to mention Abiy's name.

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ሕልፈት መምህር ገብረኪዳን ደስታ ሰሚዐ: ትግራይ ዓብይ መምህር ስኢና::

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Y'all were saying "no more" for Abiy, not for Ethiopia?

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"Access to the sea is a matter of life and death for Ethiopia."

Conflict Zone

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Access to the sea is a matter of life and death for Ethiopia.

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CNN the type of nigga to say "ይሄው ደርሻለሁ ከታክሲ እየወረድኩ ነው" while taking shower at home.

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Oh, you're a homophobic? What exactly is it about a house that scares you?

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Yeah, she was pushed. To her limits.

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I grew up with 3 brothers. I always wanted to have sister. Kinda always felt like I was missing something. Last friday we adopted a baby. So yeah, I finally got a sister y'all.

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Mainoo is composed. So is Amrabat. One by Beethoven, the other by Gildo.

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