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Peering deep into the darkness. Lifts fueled by rage. I like art. I'm routinely unfunny. Former witch. Critical Care

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2 years
In dka it's important to keep anion that gap.
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6 months
i was informed that someone at a birthday party last weekend let my 4 year old try soda for the first time (it was sprite) and when he tasted it he said "wow that is really zigzaggy"
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a nurse won $41 million in a lawsuit against kaiser yesterday because they fired her for speaking up against unsafe working conditions and all i have to say is hell yeah good for her
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5 months
a big juicy booty and a flat stomach are unattractive???
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2 years
Maybe she's born with it maybe it's seasonal depression mixed with healthcare worker depression mixed with regular depression
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2 years
My intubated patient wrote on a piece of paper,"I love you for helping me." ๐Ÿฅบ
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6 months
one time i took off a patient's sock and their toe came with it, so no
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6 months
Well well well.
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2 years
@Kaitlin_M_Ruiz Not now dad, we're trying to hear the faucet story
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1 year
Shout out to the resident that silently, and very casually, walked over and pulled my sweatshirt over my scrubs pants while I was bending over fixing a patient's oxygen, because my thong was kind of showing.
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2 years
The pharmacist on the unit held up a neo stick, waved it in the air like a wand, and said "SYSTOLIC LEVIOSA" and I just can't with these nerds. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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1 year
I questioned a medication order yesterday, one that I don't routinely see, and got chewed out for questioning it. As a reminder, if a nurse or any other team member questions an order, check your ego please.
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2 years
You've heard of elf on the shelf but have you heard of
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2 years
The only good part of my week was placing an order that said my end of life patient could drink vodka while admitted
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2 years
@neiltyson Next you're going to tell me that an elephant with abnormally large ears wouldn't be able to produce enough lift to fly.
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2 years
Everyone: wow the lunar eclipse is so cool Neil deGrasse Tyson: no it isn't you idiot fuck you
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2 years
Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. There is a blood moon this weekend and it's going to be the biggest and brightest IN A DECADE!? All you healthcare workers don't stand a chance this weekend ๐Ÿฅฒ
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2 years
Who knew that paying nurses more would be so fucking controversial
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2 years
You've heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of
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2 years
"Patient is a poor historian." The patient is intubated, my friend.
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5 months
@PolishPanda7 Thank you so much for explaining that to me!!!!
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2 years
The CDC says it's now ok for a healthcare worker to put their tender heart in a blender and watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion.
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6 months
do you think he meant fizzy?
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2 years
STOP ๐Ÿ‘ BRINGING ๐Ÿ‘ NURSES ๐Ÿ‘ DONUTS ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ HAVE ๐Ÿ‘ NO ๐Ÿ‘ SELF-CONTROL ๐Ÿ‘ AND ๐Ÿ‘ WILL๐Ÿ‘EAT ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ‘ AND ๐Ÿ‘ THEN ๐Ÿ‘ EVERYONE ๐Ÿ‘ IS ๐Ÿ‘ MAD ๐Ÿ‘ BC ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ BOX ๐Ÿ‘ IS ๐Ÿ‘ EMPTY ๐Ÿ‘
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6 months
@jason_metcalfe that's on the schedule for next week
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5 months
If you are a doctor and suggest nurses sweep and mop floors when the hospital is dirty I'm going to need you to shut the fuck up real fast and understand that we are not servants or maids.
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2 years
I will drive through a blizzard blindfolded, on a scooter, before I ever consider staying a night at the hospital due to inclement weather.
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3 years
@DGlaucomflecken Me when the lab says my sample is hemolyzed
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2 years
I will continue to mask in the hospital now that it's optional, because I very much liked not letting anyone see my face or having to do my makeup the last 2 years.
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24 days
I am begging people, in the year of 2024, stop bringing your babies into hospitals to visit your sick loved ones, especially into the ICU
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5 months
are men ok
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1 year
nurse giving report: yeah so the patient's pH was 6.9 me: nice nurse: what me: what
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3 years
The drive from Cincinnati to Columbus is so boring. Like corn, corn, corn, billboard that condemns you to an eternity in hell, more corn.
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1 year
The first word out of my patient's mouth after being extubated was "motherfucker"
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2 months
How dumb do you have to be to access Kate Middleton's medical records and think you won't get caught?
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3 years
I guess I'm going to be an ICU nurse! Got the job ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ
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2 years
Mom, can you pick me up? Cardiology and nephrology are fighting again.
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2 years
The CDC relaxing the guidelines is not only a slap in the face to the general public, but especially to healthcare workers, who are burnt out and exhausted.
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2 years
You become a nurse twice. Once when you graduate, and again the first time you forget to unclamp the Zosyn.
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1 year
the clot right before it dislodges in the leg and makes its journey to the lung
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2 years
@neiltyson Quit ruining everything, Neil.
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2 years
ICU nurses love to say "but their map is good"
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2 years
Whenever you go to a new gym do you immediately locate where the AED is stored or are you not in healthcare
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2 years
The Haunting of Hill House is my comfort show
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2 years
Who wants to slap it
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2 years
My 3 year old bringing his toy stethoscope over and gently placing it on my heart and whispering, "lub dub, lub dub". ๐Ÿฅบ
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2 years
When I die I'm going to haunt every man that ever told me I should smile more.
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2 years
I'm just a girl, standing outside the room that's coding, asking if any of the 5 docs in there want to intubate my new admit in another room like stat, but no rush.
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2 years
Don't buy her flowers, buy her a houseplant.
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2 years
You all want to hate on nurses? Do your job for a day without us and see how that goes. I'll wait.
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2 years
A dating app for anesthesiologists called EtomiDate
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2 years
All you people that lazily browse Costco stress me tf out... I have a list, a plan, an itinerary, and an exit strategy days before my trip.
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2 years
Attendings, if you have a resident who needs to pump milk for their baby, you better fucking let them. It's federal law under the Fair Labor Standards Act.
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2 years
We won't give you hazard pay or cancel your debt, but what we WILL do is make you come in sick. Enjoy!
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idk what will eventually break me in healthcare, but i think it will be the constant keeping patients alive well past any chance of a meaningful recovery and then watching them suffer a slow, agonizing death
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2 years
My sister had her medical school graduation yesterday and I couldn't make it, because of work, but my mom sent me about 10 very blurry photos of it, so it was like I was there.
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1 year
I don't need a lunar calendar to know if the moon is full or not... I work in a hospital.
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2 years
A 10, but he pronounces it metroprolol every time.
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1 year
๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ
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2 years
You all better stop shitting on med surg nurses or we're going to fight
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2 years
My son asked for a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich for breakfast. If anyone has a recipe they could send that'd be great thanks.
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2 years
Please get your flu shot. I am literally begging.
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2 years
I very recently took care of a suicide victim, who I worked really hard trying to save, and I haven't been the same since and I realized I never will be.
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2 years
I would rather knock my molar out with an ice skate than read another man's ill-informed opinion on breastfeeding in regards to the formula shortage.
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2 years
"This nurse looked at me the wrong way once and I just collapsed on the floor and they had to do CPR. ROSC was never acheived, so I'm tweeting this fake story from the afterlife to support a personal belief that all female nurses are bullies."
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2 years
Typing "tripled in the ICU" when the MAR asks me why a medication is late.
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@fasc1nate @CincinnatiZoo Let me put my head in there
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2 years
Blood glucose of 1600 ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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2 years
On a scale from 1 to your patient self extubated how was everyone's morning?
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Is a group of sleep medicine specialists called a dream team?
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Second- questioning orders is part of what we do as nurses, because it keeps patients SAFE and less importantly, your ass out of a malpractice lawsuit
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2 years
What is it called when you're pretty extroverted, but like to be alone a lot too
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Patients like to be stable alllll day until like an hour before shift change I swear to god
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@MortytheRN
1 year
I truly appreciate a doctor who offers to reposition a patient with you. ๐Ÿฅน
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
2 years
@lavern_spicer Pronouns ARE grammar, so this must be embarrassing for you...
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
1 year
petition to call a sad, inflamed gallbladder a "melanchole"
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
2 years
@TheBlondeRN Last week... Me: Who is the president right now? Patient: I don't know, but I know I don't like him.
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
2 years
Let's get one thing straight. I don't have to respect a veteran nurse, and her unhinged takes just because she's a veteran. Experience does not automatically make you right. Age does not mean wisdom.
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
5 months
the other day i was mid breakfast burrito when the surgery team was rounding on my patient and the way the residents, and even the attending, were staring at my food had me genuinely concerned for whether or not you all get to eat ever
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
2 years
Intensivist: Please tell me something good. Me: Someone paid for my coffee in the drive thru this morning. Intensivist: I meant about the patient! Me: Oh. Yeah. I've got nothing.
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
28 days
Nurses shouldn't question doctor's orders discourse? Don't mind if I do...
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
1 year
I just remembered that in report the other day I asked if the vented neuro patient had a gag and the nurse said, "like a ball gag?" I was like, "Um, no. Like a gag reflex? Does the patient cough when you suction them?"
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
5 months
when the bp is 50/30 so you cycle it again and hope it's not real
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
2 years
Pediatrician: Does he (3 year old) eat fruits and veggies? Me: Yes Pediatrician: Ok, what's your favorite fruit? 3 year old: Cookies ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
2 years
The sexiest words you'll ever hear: Discontinue the insulin drip
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
2 years
Nothing makes my skin crawl like hearing "non-compliant" in report
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
2 years
Normalize not talking to me in the break room.
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
28 days
First the fuck off- orders are not FOR a nurse they are FOR the patient. We don't report to you, so jot that down in your handy dandy doctor notebook
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
2 years
Happy Nurses Day! May your shift be short, your coffee strong, and your patient's insulin drip discontinued.
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
1 year
I think it's kind of crazy how providers get free, safe, accessible parking and the rest of the employees have to park in an alligator infested swamp a full 5 miles from the hospital
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
5 months
I love when nurses leave bedside and go into upper management and instead of advocating for any meaningful change, they become the worst person you've ever met in a suit
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
1 year
@Eve6 @CNN And please mention that miles away from the wreck is The Ohio River
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
1 year
A palliative care team member messaged me yesterday, on their day off, to check in on me and make sure I was okay after a very difficult case Friday, and I think that's the nicest thing anyone's ever done.
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
2 years
I said "oh, it's a squirter" in a room full of people after a code this morning and anyway, I'm quitting my job now.
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
2 years
I love when multiple specialities are following your patient and no one fucking communicates.
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
2 years
He's a 10, but listens to the joe rogan experience
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
2 years
I heard the CDC listens to Nickelback.
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
2 years
Name something better than silence and a good book? You can't.
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
2 years
I'm learning the hard way not to check on patients from previous shifts ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
2 years
OMG. MY sister just called and she matched!!! Trying not to scream at work ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@MortytheRN
call me Morticia ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‡โ„๏ธ
@MortytheRN
2 years
I saw a post on IG about an email admin sent to nurses telling them they can't put their hair in a 'messy bun' and it made me LOL cause that's literally all my hair can do
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