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Ophthalmologist. Comedian. Speaker. Tiktok. Contact: drgcomedy @gmail .com *Personal views only*

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Honestly my take away from this chart is that donuts are healthier than I thought
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Would you eat 6 donuts? #Perspective . #nutrition #food #health
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My technician leaves me notes about things I should know before I enter a patient’s room. I think my technician needs a raise.
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What a difference a year makes
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This is great but I didn’t reveal anything. I just summarized the US health insurance business model.
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Doctor reveals insurance companies want you to ‘die as quickly as possible’
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Nature does open access
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Shout out to all the myopes
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It’s not about the money
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Hey @elonmusk I bet you can’t buy United Healthcare
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It’s so incredibly none of our business
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Please get vaccinated
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An American experiences universal health care
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Change the culture
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Neurosurgery residency graduation
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If this app goes away, I’ll always remember the good times we spent together as well as the 30-50 feral hogs that ran into that guys yard within 3-5 min of his children playing
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I got vaccinated for the same reason I chose ophthalmology as a profession: I didn’t want to end up in the ICU
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The human brain is incredible. It’s capable of both engineering a life saving mRNA vaccine and deciding that anti-parasitic cattle paste is a better option. Just unbelievable range.
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You’re not a failure
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The NFL has to cancel this game. Please. Every player on that field is now a cosurvivor of a horrifying medical trauma. They need to be with loved ones, not playing football.
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(Sitting alone at hotel bar in Seattle) Drunk 22 year old: yo bro do I know you? Me: Are you a doctor? Drunk 22 yo: nah I’m a bartender from Pensacola Me: I don’t think we know each other … … Drunk 22 yo: Broooooooooo you’re that Jonathan dude
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Time for some new CDC guidelines
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Amazes me that people still don’t get it. Health insurance companies don’t care about you. They want to extract money from your healthy body until you are no longer healthy, then they want you to die as quickly as possible so they can focus on other money producing bodies.
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Elsevier is losing editors
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An important message on burnout with @Surgeon_General
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I’ve had some people ask if I would make a video about the roe v wade news. I’m not going to. I don’t see the humor, I don’t want to look for the humor. Right now it’s all anger and sadness, so I’ll just be here to support all of you in anger and sadness.
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Last 48 hrs Ive been hearing all the reasons why universal health care in other countries sucks: high taxes, wait times, lower pay. All due respect to these problems, but we have system designed to make a handful of corporations immense profit by denying medical care to everybody
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New CDC guidelines part 1
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We get it cardiologists, you’re better than us
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Who do you work for?
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Just Get Vaccinated
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I really need people to understand the eye is an organ, like the brain, heart, and kidney. It’s a very delicate organ. Don’t do this. Don’t fuck with your organs.
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So You Can Change The Color Of Your Eyes Now? 👀
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My favorite criticism I’ve received about my pro-vaccination content is that I’m fear mongering. You’re damn right I’m fear mongering. We should all be fucking terrified. I will continue to monger as much fear as possible. We’re 6 weeks from me showing up in an ICU to do an ECMO.
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Glaucomflecken General Hospital
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Happy Mother’s Day
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Why is dental coverage not funded by Medicare? Americans over 65 are the age group with the lowest rates of dental insurance coverage. Medicare covers most other preventive care. Why not dental?
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Twitter is done. I'll now be posting my videos in EPIC secure chat.
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This is Roger, the nurse who took care of me in the ICU. My first memories after my arrest are Roger sitting with me for hours just talking with me. Asking me about my life, my family. I’m convinced that this helped me regain normal cognition, forcing me to think and remember.
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The US healthcare system
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Had an appt with my cardiologist. He came in with 2 med students. They were asked to assess my jugular vein. It was very quiet so I asked how my a wave was doing. The cardiologist looked befuddled and said, “you know what that is?” and I said no and we all laughed and laughed.
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Since the cardiac arrest, every time my kids do something sweet like climb into my lap to watch a campfire, I feel this relief that I’m still here to experience that moment. It feels happy and sad, if that makes sense. Not sure how long that feeling will last, maybe forever.
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Boy did I have a wild last few days. Monday night I had a cardiac arrest while sleeping. My wife noticed I was breathing funny, checked my pulse, didn’t have one and started compressions. EMT arrived and shocked me.
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Look, I know I have to maintain a certain level of professionalism as a doctor, but there are grown ass adults eating large quantities of industrial grade, anti-parasitic cattle paste and as a comedian, I have a responsibility to my craft.
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Glaucomflecken general hospital welcomes a new faculty member
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Spent the week with my mom. Radiation and multiple surgeries for a high grade liposarcoma left her unable to sit for the better part of 8 months. Now here she is, sitting and cancer free.
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@ateenyalien I just know somebody walked by and ruined the shot and she had to film her grief all over again
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Help is on the way
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Today was an important day for me. My first day back in the OR since my cardiac arrest on May 11th. 7 wks ago, we didn’t know if I’d survive, much less perform eye surgery ever again. 7 wks later, I can do everything I could do pre-arrest, except win an argument with my wife.
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Couple things about vision insurance. It’s mostly used for glasses/contacts and routine exams for people with perfectly healthy eyes. Also, it’s dumb. Why would the most important disability accommodation in human history not be covered by medical insurance? Makes no sense…
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Me trying to fix healthcare with a series of devastating TikToks
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For all the protestors, pepper spray is oil based. If you get sprayed DO NOT rub your eyes. Immediately blink as much as you can to wash out some of the oil with your own tears. Then, wash your eyes with baby shampoo and rinse copiously with water. Be safe.
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Had a patient tell me he if he’s gonna get COVID, he hopes it’s soon because he already met his deductible. Nice little health care system we got ourselves here
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Infectious disease goes on a hike
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Good morning, we’re with general surgery, did you have a bowel movement overnight?
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The CDC is bored
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Happy doctors day!
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One more post for #WorldRestartAHeart day ❤️
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I guess the lesson is find somebody to sleep with who knows how to do CPR. Seriously don’t waste your time with non-CPR people, it’s a matter of life or death.
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This video is, of course, bullshit. I just want to remind everybody that eye glasses are one of the greatest disability accommodation success stories in human history. Wear your glasses.
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I guess it was only a matter of time before the anti-glasses grift became a thing? This community is so hellbent on having a contrarian opinion on every incredible scientific invention.
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