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@d0unbug
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24 days
i’m going to break my silence on the matter but everyone who’s ever been to the gym at least once knows the leg press is fundamentally unserious lol
@the_travisday
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The era of the weak nerd is dead The time of jacked nerd is here. Welcome to the techno renaissance
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many such cases
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10 months
i stopped seeing a guy a while back cuz 100% of his crypto investments was in XRP he just texted me this im sick to my stomach honestly
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*open instagram*: *wedding pic*, *baby pic*, *proposal pic*, *a very happy couple* *open twitter*: north korea blast rollback chain points L2 furry exploit munchables hack airdrop cryptographic integrity cabal coins airdrop tvl native yield
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9 months
“summer in nyc is sooo beautiful” the beauty in question:
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@CalebMcKilla i cant read 🤍
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2 months
my bf started consulting w me before entering trades & at first i thought “wow that’s really sweet!” then i learned he was counter trading tf out of any sentiment i expressed. he’s up $9,800,531 since the start of the bull
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@aglasse11 no the MACHINE is unserious buddy
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9 months
$14 meal (breathable air + good service added in free of charge) new yorkers and californians kicking/screaming/crying/throwing up their lavender iced latte to re-drink it rn
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9 months
@functi0nZer0 @georainbolt @inversebrah cant a girl lie on the internet in peace these days!!!
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5 months
i’m in the arena. i’m trying stuff. i’m GMing. i’m wagmi’ing. i’m also accelerating. my heart rate mostly. but other stuff too. i’m going monk mode. i’m making moves in silence. i’m buidling … more than just codebases. i’m -
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@TheFlowHorse what dudes look like w their homie sitting on the leg press
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5 months
interviewer: how do you approach problem solving ? me: one time i fucked up my python env installation so badly after 2 days of debugging i just went to the apple store to get a new one .
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@SkotiVi > only squat 525
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what do u mean u went max lev long and lost the house? anyways, i was thinking we could really use some more throw pillows. can we go to the farmers market tomorrow morning ?
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2 months
let me understand. i put 1k into bitcoin today. if bitcoin goes to 122k, i make 1k yah, ok… nobody will get rich 😹🫵
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5 months
the elites don’t want you to know this but … you can survive off just a 13 inch screen and an M2 chip
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5 months
awwh why does everyone think crypto is a ponzi scheemme? : ( the crypto:
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9 months
open ig: national gf day national gf day national gf day national gf day ariana grande national gf day open twitter: superconductor bald base leetswap leetcode levitation LK99 SBF SF CRV superconductor 9/11 barbenheimer
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4 months
you should be shitcoin maxxing. you should be buying coins with names that would hospitalize your grandmother built on technology which would vaporize a victorian child. you should be gambling a small house on the memetic power of cats and hats. you should be shitcoin maxxing.
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guys it’s literally $14 using girl math!!!! >149 Danish Krona = 140 >conversation rate 10:1 bc i don’t have time to do more math than that brings it to $14 >coffee doesn’t count
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wulff & konstali in copenhagen, denmark. the cost of this meal according to their website is $21.73 ($27.85 if you include the coffee)
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11 months
“<person you knew in high school> joined Telegram” okay do they like drugs crypto or both
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@IamNomad it’s just an ego maxxing machine tho 😭😹 like i could push 8 plates around when i was 120 lbs , full rom not there, etc etc
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@10x_er born to say “no worries! let’s circle back later” forced to say “are you fucking retarded?”
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3 months
at the function, not a single phone in sight
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8 months
do u ever just… catch a distant scent in the breeze that takes you back to the most carefree days of childhood unlocking a faint memory you forgot existed, only for it to blow away before fully materializing reminding you of the fragility of our very existence or nah
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11 months
we live in a society where the only free time the **average** person has is spent being shuttled on packed public transport through urban sprawl with *just* enough time at the end of the day to mindlessly ingest the slow drip of lethargic empty short form vertical content served…
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5 months
this is what i mean when i say im ripping the slopes on a friday night
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6 months
it’s crazy how cigarettes aren’t bad for your health if you smoke them anywhere outside of america
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6 months
love it or hate it but this is peak performance
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23 days
@ZssBecker sounds kinda like… u want to give him a BJ….. 😹🫵
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6 months
if ur birth year starts with a 19 you need to start warming up before you open ur IDE
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4 months
current weekly split! monday: recalculate net worth if i bag held memecoins i sold 50x ago for a 3 sol profit tuesday: abusé admin privileges in soylana manlets tg wednesday: parallelize an evm thursday: legs friday: get liquidated revenge trading the 1 minute chart
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9 months
@alpeh_v if i said something about ohio instead this would’ve never happened ….
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10 months
my ‘top pick’ is a wojak meme documentary this algorithm cannot be serious rn
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2 months
'bear market ptsd' is such an eloquent way of saying dont got that dog in you disease
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2 months
horniest guy youve ever met: "women are marginalized too often"
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9 months
men shouldn’t be allowed to do amphetamines if they’re under 200 lbs
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6 months
i’m dying to feed him a snickers bar and observe the results
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6 months
dressing up as a low cap altcoin so maybe he’ll pump me
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6 months
i wake up i subject myself to the sprawling horrors of americas unwalkable cities i go sleep
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6 months
its insane how 99.999% of suffering can be solved by -picking up sth heavy -seeing daylight -drinking more water, caffeine, or both -allocating a majority portion of financial assets into a digital currency with < 24 hours of market presence .. its literally that simple
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4 months
not buying the hype or buying the news but a third more highly secretive strategy i cannot disclose at this time
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6 months
imajin running a node here
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3 months
decided to ride the subway this morning and instantly regretted my decision
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4 months
not to be dramatic but i forgot that going to the gym between the hours of 4&6 is actually worse than 9/11
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5 months
getting into a fight w my pakistani bf and ordering $63.41 worth of indian food on his credit card
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8 months
youre making less than 450K TC in SF dude??? ok yeah so listen to me very carefully. what u wanna do is go into the repo and take something super simple, like a.. basic JS function, add typescript to it while preaching the virtues of e2e typesafety, refactor it into an abstract…
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6 months
silicon valley rizz must be stopped
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6 months
grown ass man drinking coffee w milk in it 😹🫵 you want mommy milkers just say that
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9 months
which one of y’all is this be serious
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4 months
kindly asking cobie to stop tweeting for the sake of my bags
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5 months
leaving the arena and pivoting to the ring . i will still be trying stuff tho. challenge accepted @0xsuperpat
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6 months
fuck nihilism all my homies confront the meaninglessness of life as an opportunity for something wonderful and and believe in the beauty of creating meaning yourself through relationships and buying the dip
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5 months
dating an engineer is a cry for help bc the only thing they wanna do is fix you. you’re a little chew toy for their brain, a perpetual beta version they simply can’t resist debugging & you bet they’re gonna spend the next 10+ sprints trying to refactor your code
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2 years
the only thing true about the internet is that aesthetics reign supreme. there is no message, no concept, no technique; only aesthetic - the primary modality of the internet as everything is flatlined ontologically online -milady
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i’m so mentally stable, it’s insane. i have bpd. Bag Pursuing Disorder. i’m so clear-pilled + kind-hearted i can see through the matrix. i'm not left wing or right wing but i have angel wings that grow whenever i transcend into space
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9 months
girl dinner
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@0xmetaape we need to bring back shame okay
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3 months
broke: going to the gym to attract a mate woke; going to the gym to keep voices away bespoke: going jim bc it’s silly and kinda funny to have big mooscles to sit at coomputor all day
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9 months
mfers will b like “did u feel the vibe shift” and it’s just their intestines after ingesting 257 mg of caffeine
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3 months
walking into the gym to hit the same PRs i have since 2021 off an $8 americano, empty stomach, 3 hours of sleep, 6 incomplete Jira tickets i’ve given the same update for all week, and newly gained community member status in 4 projects i invested in an hour ago
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i have rly bad news there’s a 99% chance u don’t need a red scare shoegaze esoteric wolf cut dua lips stick n poke nyc nepotism baby gaslight gatekeep girl boss arthoe muscle mommy gf you probably just need to surrender to the human experience and drink some more water
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btc reminding me a lot of my ex here bc every time it even *barely* touches the forbidden zone it lasts 2 pumps and then cant help but paint the charts
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9 months
@10x_er cute but at what cost
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11 months
haven’t seen a single tweet in days
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a cpu is a rock we tricked into thinking and u DONT believe in GOD !?!>!?!?
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grown men will log on to this website every morning like clockwork, & after posting 1 ‘lemme get a sniff’ 2 ‘grrrrrr woof woof bark arf snarl growl hssssssss AWOOO’ 3 ‘real’ & 4 ‘gm’ promptly log off as if they havent just committed a series of digital war crimes
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9 months
how to get engagement 101: 1. lie 2. post tiktok 3. make fun of people (bonus points if it’s especially highly sensitive groups i.e. americans, people who write haskell, crypto holders) 4. girl selfies what else am i missing
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8 months
i am not “starting and abandoning” projects. i am merely the universe temporarily expressing itself through a continuous stream of boundless creations which i must pursue as they arise as i am in a perpetual state of change. u wouldn’t get it tho.
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5 months
turkeys have feelings too. try alternative meats for thanksgiving this year!
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she sol on my base till i blast
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8 months
after spending the past month in europe there’s only been 1 (one) major takeaway from my travels the 6-8 hours before the burgers rise are the most serene & tranquil hours the entire planet experiences on a daily basis
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whats ur net girth
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@elonconomy “spoken like someone who has never once set foot in the gym”😹😹😹😹
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3 months
women will live like this & see no problem
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10 months
gm
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6 months
… they’re chart posting on ig stories. do with that information as you will
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3 months
waking up before ur alarm is such a slay like yeah I rely solely on divine intervention to arise from my slumber not a temporally synchronized, mechanized auditory signaling apparatus
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6 months
the male mind cannot comprehend this packing list
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how much do you guys tip your first class stewardess ? i usually do a bitcoin but I only got a sanrio plushie on me today 😭😭😭 rekt
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11 months
men continue to ask questions to which they do not wish to bear the emotional weight of the answers
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5 months
the worst part about being from ohio isn’t necessarily growing up there but being morally obligated to visit like once a year
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6 months
i think my most controversial opinion is that showing up to the airport. 5 hours early and spending 4.26 hours in the lounge is fun and cool and nice
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2 years
@docborderline @0xjepsen it’s MACHINE LEARNING KELLY TO YOU
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21 days
the sun is a kiss from god and ur sitting in front of ur computer screen for 13 hours a day anon?
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1 month
just updated my github, applying to roles in web3. what do you guys think about my experience! ? anything im missing? : )
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4 months
guy who spends 12 hours straight doing technical analysis on 1-minute chart parallelized EVM shitcoins without getting up for food or water and is confused on why his tummy hurt
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23 days
rebranding from crypto/tech acct to a fitness account. thank you all for ur support during these difficult times. ❤️ now that i want my opinion to be taken seriously on the internet i have to rebrand (everyone knows anime pfps are all larps) and will be doxxing shortly ❤️
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