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I’m pillpilled and maxxmaxxing. I’m going mode mode. In my “in my arc” arc.

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The apple vision pro saved our relationship

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She call me mao the way I'm laying zedong

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She let me hit because in a past life she also let me hit. We will always find each other in any lifetime

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I have been trying to get a job @Apple for 2 years now and today I’m proud to announce that I’ve been rejected yet again for the 4th time 🥰🥳🎉🎊

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When you're in the gym you need to work out smart not hard, most people go in and lift the huge weights but actually the smaller weights are much lighter and easier to lift

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3 years

Is clubhouse just a bunch of meetings

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2 years

My friend just put me on this thing called dollars, literally 0 gas fees it's insane

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3 years

🐌🪁🎈🐢 🐌☕️☕️🐢 🐌🍕🍕🐢 🐌📞📞🐢 🐌❤️💐🐢 🐌 🛌 🐢 🐌🚿🪥🐢 🎩 🎩 🐌💍💍🐢 🐌 🏠 🐢 🪖 🐌 🚢🐢 🐌📞🎖🐢 🐌 📃 💂‍♀️ 🐌🪁 🐌☕️ 🐌🍕 🐌🛌 🐌 🐌 🐌 🐌🧂

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You are the average of the 5 people you spend the most time with. That’s why every quarter, I evaluate myself and my friends on 3 key criteria: - Income - Fitness - Influence Anyone who scores below me is cut off. Complacency is the first step towards mediocrity.

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3 years

Astrology bf and stock market gf

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1 year

This is like 9/11 for unemployed people

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2 years

@chunkyfila My dog served in the army and has ptsd, y'all don't respect the real troops

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3 years

You can be into crypto and still wear deodorant

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2 years

Club Penguin was the closest thing we had to the metaverse and Disney shutting it down, set innovation back a decade

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2 years

Some crypto terrorist could just airdrop dick pics to all these ens domains on twitter and then victims would have to pay 50-100+ dollars per image to get them off their wallets?

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2 years

@ssriposting We need a slur for these people

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2 years

Feeling like I'm at Olive Garden the way this bread is unlimited

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3 years

Facebook is the next Yahoo

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2 years

No these cigarettes aren't for me I carry them with me when I go deep into Brooklyn and some hot girl asks me if I got one so I can talk to her while she smokes

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2 years

She's a 10 but she's beautiful and really smart and she loves me

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14 days

@heartereum Sorry putting something on a sphere takes a bit more work and time than being a bitch on twitter. Check the wallet the money is still there.

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4 years

I’m selling my iPhone XS 64GB preloaded with Wechat, Tiktok, Flappy Bird and Fortnite Starting Bid on only $5,000

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2 years

@chunkyfila Your dog a bootlicker

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2 years

The Plan? Buy the US Constitution

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2 years

The dickriding is crazy

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2 years

Women love guys that are good listeners. That's why I spent 3 hours telling her about my favorite podcast

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11 months

Me after 6 beers putting on my vision pro and getting behind the wheel

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@heartereum You got time go back to jerking off to cartoon porn

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3 years

You don't have to buy the nft, you can just save the image and set it as your profile pic

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2 years

My retirement plan is dying

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2 years

Doing this when I hit 10k here

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4 years

@TheGreenTeaMask I wanna do this to my brain

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2 years

I'm on that fuck my whole life up just to prove I can come back from it type shit

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2 years

I've never thrown an event before cause I'm nervous people won't have a good time. This Saturday night I'm hosting a trial party to practice for the real thing next Saturday. Lmk if you would be interested

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2 years

Hosting a dinner next weekend and a spot just opened up. I want you to beg for it. Tell me how pathetic you are. I want you to get on your knees and pray that I pick you. You think you had a chance to come to my dinner? lmfao I only have ONE seat available.... rollover, sit, bark

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2 years

If I was a therapist I'd just say "damn that's crazy" until our session is over and no I don't take insurance

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2 years

I'm only into horse girls because of the free ketamine

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1 month

Just got a printer if any hot girls need to come over and print something

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3 years

If there's another lockdown I won't make it

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3 years

@patagucci_girl "Too hot to be hired at a startup"

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1 year

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something please let me know 🙏

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mihir

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3 years

Sure solana is cheaper faster and more scalable but I have all my net worth in eth

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4 months

Solana Phone wif hat

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1 year

Renting kinda cool cause I just dump my oil down the drain

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1 year

He brought baggy pants back no one wants to admit it but he did

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2 years

"Tits or ass?" Bro her net worth

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mihir

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3 months

After $wif reaches a dollar, it will be dramatically easier for 2$ and so on. After that psychological hurdle is passed that meme coins have to be in the cents. It can go to infinity, wouldn't be surprised if we see $1000

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2 years

Just found out about toxic masculinity

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3 years

@zebulgar Smartest minds go where money is, maybe capitalism isn't the best at allocating talent

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2 years

Shallow conversations with closed-minded people >>>>

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1 year

rip ❤️

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1 year

You don't have autism you're weird and stupid

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2 years

They finally launched their grifting fellowship

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Announcing: Consultants On Deck 💼 Now more than ever, consultants are pivoting into tech and startups to make a bigger impact. Today, On Deck is helping those tech-curious consultants navigate the startup world and accelerate their next move.

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1 year

I find it hard to believe Alice and Bob are completely platonic

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2 years

Gonna install a keylogger on a few flash drives with btc stickers on them and leave them in random coffee shops

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2 years

She be doing despicable things when my minion gru

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4 years

@year_progress Hold up, I didn’t start yet

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2 years

There is no worse user experience than trying to print something

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2 years

her: you must be magnesium iron silicate hydroxide if you think we fuckin me:

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This how feel when I understand one of @tarunchitra papers

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2 years

There is no goal more noble than making your friends laugh, keeping them well fed and helping them get rich

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11 months

I got that dawg in me

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4 years

Trump can still get to 270, he just needs to lose 40lbs

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2 years

I'm a hater first and a simp second

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2 years

She gave me a minion reasons to leave her but I stayed 💯, she was despicable so I eventually gru out of that relationship

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mihir

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2 years

Would you rather have an ENTP 7w8 ww2 obsessed cryptocurrency misogynist gamer son or a INFP 4w5 evangelion girlboss radiohead femcel daughter? HINT: You cannot kill yourself

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2 years

Uber but he sits in the passenger seat and lets me drive for a discount

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1 year

Incredible place

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7 months

People only fuck with you cause you're kind to them and give them love and support. People talk about how you're smart and funny behind your back. You only have friends cause you put them at ease and they can trust you lmfao

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1 year

@FitFounder Having a few beers with the boys

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1 month

Buy the market dip

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What would you do in this situation?

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2 years

If you ever want to see this kid again you'll give me 100k cash. FIAT if I don't see that money in a week I'm gonna mint him into an NFT and put him on the blockchain

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mihir

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2 years

Hello twitter circle! I have very controversial thoughts and opinions to say that I can only tell to a trusted inner circle

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mihir

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2 years

1. Pace around constantly 2. Speak Loudly 3. REPEAT YOURSELF REPEAT YOURSELF 4. Tell everyone to hurry the fuck up 5. Compare yourself to others 6. Criticize everyone 7. Gaslight 8. Day trade options

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1 year

This the type of shit I'm on

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1 year

She Satya on my Nadella till I Bing

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3 years

Like this tweet if you want access to the #LAMP 🛋 paid group

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1 year

Just got vaccinated against the woke mind virus

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1 year

In love with these hoes, think I'm a hoemosexual

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mihir

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4 years

Pro-tip if you ever get caught speeding, pull one of these out of your glove box and put it on your dash. Idk why but it gets the cops horny as hell and they forget about writing me a ticket

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mihir

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2 years

Lmao what if we made gig work for tech people and called it some bullshit like decentralized autonomous organizations?

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mihir

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4 years

@jarvmiller @_cobynile87_ @MC013 @TICalculators I have a few left over from college that were given to me, I’ll pay to ship my TI-84 Plus’s. If anyone needs them for school you can DM me too

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mihir

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2 years

"Slut era" I tweet as I log on to mid workday like it's the modern digital cigarette break

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