Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @massivecanine Twitter profile

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

2 months

If you want genuine peaty advice I’m not your guy, but if you want to know how to minimise the damage of 12 pints 6 keys and 11 cigs then I am your guy

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

5 months

Another example of the “be with me or I’ll kill myself” being an absolute banker. Never fails gentleman. One to keep in your arsenal

DramaAlert

@DramaAlert

5 months

Destiny’s wife Melina, who he’s in an open relationship with, reportedly ran off with a man in Sweden. 😳‼️

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

21 days

If she felt just 10 minutes of the melancholic solitude I feel daily she would combust

Michelle Ivana

@mishkaivana

21 days

Another day, another table for one. I’ve gotten really confident eating out alone, but I wasn’t always. As an introvert, I only have a small group of friends and I’m often alone. I enjoy staying in, but I know I’ll never meet anyone if I don’t go out… and since I don’t drink…

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

4 months

Actually the realest shit ever

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

2 years

@uncledoomer Girls really be like “I need a man that’s 6’2” They make me 6’2 my stomach

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

4 months

This is how I have to go out the house on day 7 nofap

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@massivecanine

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

2 months

The last thing you see before you die from sepsis

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

21 days

@OlaHolm3 Are you talking to me or her

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@massivecanine

5 months

@PubeExpert (90+4) threaten suicide

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

21 days

@OlaHolm3 Yeah I'm not expecting you to understand, Big G

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

20 days

@6GlRL What

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

10 months

Doing this to hot strangers when my girlfriend introduces herself as my girlfriend

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

4 months

How the bouncer looks at me after I vomit all over the club toilets

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

1 year

@ShitpostGate Thank god for the red arrows I would have never of seen it otherwise

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

4 months

This is fucking horrendous

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

2 months

I've yet to find a supplement that actually makes me feel any different

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

2 months

Bottling it all up is literally the best advice for men. Don't talk about it to anyone, push it all down, avoid avoid avoid.

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

2 months

Loving going to the gym knowing Im not eating enough calories to actually grow, not drinking enough water for the creatine, not sleeping well enough to recover. Just going for shits and gigs

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

1 month

How your girlfriend of 6 years looks at you when you ask to see her phone

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

1 year

@LLyndby @NoContextBrits Jeremy clarkson is a national treasure

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

2 months

Number 1 bulking hack and it’s the worst most body destroying brain fog inducing metabolically harmful concoction of foods mankind has ever seen but it has 1200 calories

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@massivecanine

4 months

I wish I could speak French so I knew what this was about

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@impression_ists

4 months

Manet, Le Suicidé

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

7 months

I simply am not there

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

4 months

You’ve heard of Bulgarian peating, get ready for British peating

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

21 days

@Warsculpture What did he mean by this

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

1 year

@Mamatschi1 @NoContextBrits Also reported across several parts of London

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

29 days

The thing with drinking red wine is you don't even realise you're getting drunk and then all of sudden things get real lusty

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

10 months

I’ve unironically been here and then I got handsome and charming and so I have little sympathy for incels and learned helplessnessers

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

1 year

@BadEmpanada You are all terrible human beings

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

4 months

I’m saved

Georgi D.

@haidut

4 months

Hey everybody. Happy to announce that @dannyroddy and I talked on the phone and there is now truce/peace! Will try to keep ppl posted on future developments, but I don't think there is any bad blood going forward. Thanks for the support and apologies for any hurt feelings.

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

3 months

Am I the only one that can see fucking Nietzsche in this guys dates with sugar pic?

🛹 kurome 🍖 (🌡️177.7° 🔥) 🦜

@sakahoko7

3 months

Post your pics of natural ozempic Watermelon with sugar Canned Peaches with sugar Dates with sugar Rice with brown sugar

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

8 months

@LockedStu Sleeper agent phrase

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

6 months

Landshark tweet “Just had a nice espresso. Julius Evola. #bulgaria ” First reply: “do you believe in true free will?”

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

2 months

Bananas being unpeaty was my 9/11 until I realised that I actually didn’t feel that great eating them anyway

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@natelawrence_

2 months

They call it “going bananas” or “going nuts” because both cause gut inflammation and increase serotonin.

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

8 months

1g aspirin with 0.5g baking soda, 2 teaspoons of coconut oil, carrot, extremely milky sugary coffee, and 100mg pregnenolone every morning has been treating me very nicely. Getting peaty with it

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

3 months

Checked out an old collection of essays from the library today and the librarian told me to let her know if it contains any “out of date” opinions so she can remove it.

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

23 days

Hate it when the deadline is close enough to inspire anxiety but not action

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@massivecanine

1 month

Tried talking to my girlfriend about Evola but she just cut me off and pounced on me to make wild love all night. I feel so used

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

28 days

4 egg omelette would be left unfinished, 4 egg scrambled would be eaten as meal, 4 egg poached/fried/boiled goes down but makes me feel tired, yet 4 eggs raw goes down easy and gives energy. Why is this

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

9 months

Peaters are just really brave boys who’s tummy hurts sometimes and that’s ok they’re fixing it

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

3 months

Efficiency potion btw

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@massivecanine

4 months

This guy needs peater of the year award. First peatbot, then bloo, now . The lebron James of peating

Bioenergetic Forum

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Brad Cohn

@BradCohn

4 months

Blown away by the forum signups. Thank you guys. I’m going to be away from the computer for a few hours but will log back on later tonight. I know about the email validation issue and am working to resolve it.

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

6 months

Gm all. Big day today. Let’s get it

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@massivecanine

1 year

@wittgenfine The original sensitive young man (morrissey)

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

6 months

Be a normal 17 year old and get a fake id, sneak into clubs and bars, do dodgy coke. Anything but this shit

GOP Josh 🇺🇸

@GOPJosh20

7 months

The female mind, the beta mind, and the liberal mind are all the same. None of them can comprehend the levels of alpha male in this one photo.

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@massivecanine

4 months

If Danny and Georgi don’t make up I’m going to kill myself

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

7 months

(1 teaspoon table salt, 3G baking soda, 35g sugar), 5g Creatine, 600mg aspirin, 500ml of OJ, 2x banana and 1 apple, and 2 teaspoons of coconut oil has allowed me to play the best rugby games of my career so far

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

2 months

Anti consumerism until a mf on twitter tells me to buy it

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@massivecanine

8 months

The thing with peating is you’ll get recommended simple coconut oil to improve metabolic health and then the very next post is someone using 5 of the most obscure research chemicals in existence to also boost metabolic health

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@massivecanine

5 months

Hey I had a lot of fun last night and I’d love to take you out again sometime. I had fun in 3 key ways: 🧵

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

7 months

Girlfriend just said I can open up to her. Not falling for that bear trap fucking hell

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@massivecanine

9 months

If you can’t sit together and do nothing but chat for hours then it’s over for you two. Dates shouldn’t look like a school day out

Book Warrior. Reading Is Fundamental!

@Mirandom88

9 months

Why aren’t all men like this?

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@massivecanine

10 months

@raymondautismo Normies love to pretend they’re doing coke

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@massivecanine

6 months

Landshark replied to my post babe

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@massivecanine

8 months

p(eat)

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@massivecanine

4 months

@KruseYouri Sorry babe I’m brothelmaxxing for my hormones

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@massivecanine

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@massivecanine

4 months

I am so anti-hustle/money twitter culture. I almost fell into this trap too. Horrendous place to be in

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

2 years

@ForeverWILIN_ Sounds like they’re going to be dissapointed twice in one mugging

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

6 months

Someone on the peat sphere put coconut oil in their coffee and I do recommend. 1 teaspoon and a lot of sugar did a good job for me

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

6 months

I think coffee with milk, sugar, and coconut oil might be the best breakfast of all time

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

22 days

What if instead of peating it was called freaking and we all got freaky

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

4 months

First time trying cypro. 2mg down the hatch

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@massivecanine

4 months

Solbrah will never see this since he blocked me when I made fun of his recipe

Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

4 months

How the bouncer looks at me after I vomit all over the club toilets

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@massivecanine

4 months

Remembering that one study where choccy milk outperformed every market post workout drink so now my post workout is organic dark (80% cocoa) chocolate and whole milk

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@massivecanine

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@AlpacaAurelius

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Oxytocin is anabolic and anti obesity. Fall in love and hugging people is the ultimate health hack.

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@massivecanine

8 months

Peat… forgive me. I’m going to dirty bulk. I imagine aspirin will be my best friend to help combat PUFA

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

10 months

@CaudilloXIV Saw a doppleganger of her today but with short blonde hair. Almost fell to my knees

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

30 days

Girlfriend said I had cold hands last night I’m sorry I’m a fake peater goodbye

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@massivecanine

25 days

God really popped off when he made Milk I can’t believe it

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@massivecanine

3 months

Med gold has made it to fucking insta reels

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@massivecanine

26 days

Little bedtime snack

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@massivecanine

5 months

Explaining to my mum that all the little dropper bottles I brought home that are labelled “androsterone, estroban, pansterone, stressnon” are all in fact vitamins and nothing to worry about

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@massivecanine

4 months

They told me big dog you gotta stop man, you can’t dual wield coffees instead of breakfast, dude. I said doo a diddy did id dum did di doo

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@massivecanine

3 months

@JoshRainerGold Reminds me of that communist tweet where it was like “if you’re communist, why don’t you have a gun” and all the replies were just like “oh I’d shoot myself first”

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

8 months

Peating has made me want to drink much less. A lot of the positives of alcohol can be felt normally with high metabolism imo

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

6 months

It's not "mindless" or "doom" scrolling if you do it on a PC #healthtips

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

20 days

Why am I getting so much hate for this

Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

21 days

If she felt just 10 minutes of the melancholic solitude I feel daily she would combust

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@massivecanine

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Really been pushing it on my pull days recently so my back looks good during back shots

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

3 months

Inside me rages a war between the two aspirin I just took against the kilos of zogslop I just consumed

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

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@Kostanon You never forget the person who introduces you to the lucky cig

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

6 months

When you’ve got 592 followers… you see the world differently…. Women treat you differently…. Men respect you more. But believe me, I didn’t get here without making a few enemies….

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

1 month

Hate when you’re 4 drinks in and you realise you’re getting tired drunk not happy drunk

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

8 months

Serious imposter syndrome because I know nothing apart from sugar good pufa bad take aspirin and chill out

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

4 months

NOOOOO

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

6 months

Blue collar mimosa

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@massivecanine

4 months

The thing about growing as a peaty account is people have started asking me genuine questions about the science and it’s like I just do what the Bulgarians tell me OK

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

1 month

I’m crying

Justine Moore

@venturetwins

1 month

AI video haters have been real quiet after this one dropped

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

5 months

I’m sick of pretending that not liking a girl having male friends is unreasonable

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

6 months

I am seriously considering thyroid supplementation

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

4 months

How peaty is the topical application of a 12 gauge to my temple?

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

30 days

I think the smell of a girls hair is peaty

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

6 months

Lying in bed with my gf scrolling incel twitter

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

3 months

Me at 14 trying to suck my own dick

Noah Ryan

@NoahRyanCo

3 months

Avoiding injury comes from progressively strengthening areas of weakness, not avoiding them. They'll tell you to avoid bending your spine or putting pressure on your neck, but that's exactly how you prevent injury Start slow & proceed with caution, but your aim should be to…

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

7 months

Cocaine art hoe or ketamine hippy chick, sir?

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

5 months

Telling my girlfriend I mogged her in a cute little festive photo didn’t go down well

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

10 months

What’s the peaty solution to the post gym fatigue? I get home after a session and my energy levels just plummet. Im assuming more sugar?

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Big Dog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@massivecanine

4 months

Channeling my inner landshark and doing no academic work but aceing the exams (I’m gonna fail so bad)

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