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@Jetskigrizzly
Jetski Grizzly
3 years
Make all the money you possibly can and never look back Marry the woman of your dreams, and treat her like a queen till the day she dies Raise beautiful kids & steer humanity in the right direction Protect what you love Live as a warrior but never a coward Happy New Years
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This is hands down the funniest video I have ever seen
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Teachers buy these bags of 100 plastic pennies for $12 on Amazon 🤦🏻‍♂️ Never send your kid to public school
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Boomers love posting stuff like this while also calling the cops anytime kids have fun
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No helmet, no elbow pads, no kneepads and no fear! Oh how did we survive? 😉
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Still the greatest to ever do it. John McAfee's resume is absolutely insane 🤯
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"hey bossman cool if I cut out 15 mins early 7 fridays from now? I need to pick my girlfriend up from the airport”
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Remember when Kyle Rittenhouse randomly shot a group of liberals and 2/3rds of the people he hit were pedophiles
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Wake up and look at little screen, work 10 hours on medium screen, get home and relax with big screen before bed
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🚨 Mr Beast challenge 🚨 You have to stay here 50+ hours a week working on excel for your whole life BUT you get $3,200 every two weeks AND donuts every Friday morning Are you man enough for the challenge?
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"so worth it, the plastic ones look so realistic"
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"HOLY SHIT A CLEAN CUT WHITE GUY JUST DELIVERED MY UBER EATS. ITS THE BOTTOM. BUY EVERYTHING"
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"HOLY SHIT A CLEAN CUT WHITE GUY JUST DELIVERED MY UBER EATS. ITS THE BOTTOM. BUY EVERYTHING"
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Still the greatest to ever do it. John McAfee's resume is absolutely insane 🤯
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Remember when Kyle Rittenhouse randomly shot a group of liberals and 2/3rds of the people he hit were pedophiles
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2 months
🚨BREAKING 🚨 Presidential candidate Donald Trump selects actress Sydney Sweeney as his VP
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2 years
This guy might be funnier than trump
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@Jetskigrizzly
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3 years
This is literally all of my twitter frens
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@Jetskigrizzly
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10 months
BRING THIS ENERGY INTO EVERY SITUATION AND YOU'LL NEVER LOSE
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2 years
This must be tweeted once a month
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Teachers really educating their students on the value of money here
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Remembering John McAfee today
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@IterIntellectus Plastic ones are realistic tbf
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"hey bossman, I have a dentist appointment in October that I wanted to clear with you.”
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"Triple their student loans father... And public executions for anyone who plays music at the beach"
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Trump says son Barron likes to give political advice: ‘Dad, this is what you have to do’
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@Jetskigrizzly
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@InternetH0F We deserve better leaders... Like this good boy
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@Jetskigrizzly
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10 months
THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE BEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET
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2 years
Genuine question: why do they want us to eat bugs so badly?
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If I was president: - tax rate = body fat % - san pellegrino public water fountains - all beaches are nude beaches - open borders for hotties - double the student debt - receipt paper and seed oils banned - fauci faces the firing squad
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"watch out the car 200 yards in front of us started to brake"
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1 year
Everyone with those crazy bright LED headlights should go to prison for 10+ years
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Consider the following
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Men will literally develop a crippling addiction to adderall, zyn and diet coke just to send 6 emails and attend 2 zoom meetings
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Most men live lives of quiet retardation
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YA SO THE AVERAGE 22 YEAR OLD MALE TODAY HAS THE TESTOSTERONE LEVELS OF A 67 YEAR OLD MALE IN 2000. T RATES HAVE ACTUALLY FALLEN OVER 1% A YEAR SINCE THE 70's. THIS RESULTS IN AN OBESE APATHETIC GENERATION OF ABSOLUTE LOSERS. YOU SHOULD REALLY FILTER YOUR WATER.
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@ElonMuskAOC @elonmusk We should elect this guy 👀
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Wrapping gifts poorly is an alpha trait
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@Jetskigrizzly
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Ages of Founding Fathers in 1776: James Monroe: 18 Alexander Hamilton: 21 James Madison: 25 Thomas Jefferson: 33 Thomas Paine: 39 John Hancock: 39 You don't need more experience, you need action
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With the election coming up we should consider all options
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Congrats to everyone who is still unv @xxed (purebloods) You have survived the greatest psyop of all time
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I miss him...
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One good deed a day 🥂
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3 years
Men don't peak
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I love rwbb twitter You can just say something like "pissing outside has been shown to increase t-levels by 400%" And like 40 accounts will be in the comments corroborating whatever you said Nxt day there will be a dzn accounts devoted to peeing outside. Piss brah or something
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Is ADHD fake and cringe? Yes.
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Legit G
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McAfee will forever be a reminder to us that the unadventurous life is not worth living.
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Tell normies you never workout so they think it's all genetic
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Is this true?
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They’re big but I wouldn’t say they’re ostrich sized 🥴
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Best meme of 2024 😂
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This belongs in the twitter hall of fame 😂
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More men should strive to live lives of adventure like McAfee
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1 year
"soooo axshully if you cross state lines you have to let people kill you" - libs
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Average American income is ~$70k You pay half in taxes. Over a 40 year career that's $9,792,336.41 at a conservative 8% return. Does the government provide you with $9.7M worth of value? Does anyone feel like they are getting a positive ROI from the government?
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"what is wrong with you?!?" *Is retarded*
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If you cum in like 2 minutes doing it doggy style it actually counts as almost 15 because of dog years.
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"Uhhhh if you cross state lines you have to let people murder you, you're not allowed to act in self defense if you have crossed a state line. That's, uh, what the law says. Look it up."
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I run red lights all the time Why? Because I'm not an NPC. You wouldn't get it
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@InternetH0F Same energy
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IF YOU GOT THE VAX UR NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER
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Daily reminder that Rhianna is not actually hot and you have just been psyop'd into thinking she is
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"don't stare directly at the eclipse"
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Literally no one is against splitting this country into two No one
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In the future there will be 5 jobs -Excel/finance bro (nobody knows what they actually do) -Mr. Beast contestant -Email marketing guru -OF chick -Sports betting/ crypto degenerate
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The average American spends 365 hrs/year in their car Driving over the speed limit by 20% cuts to this down to 292 hrs/year saving 72 hrs Say you get two speeding tickets for a total cost of 2k. As long as you make $27.78 an hour, you're in the clear Extrapolate to other laws.
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Saw this meme a few months back Haven't been the same since.
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I love rwbb twitter You can just say something like "pissing outside has been shown to increase t-levels by 400%" And like 40 accounts will be in the comments corroborating whatever you said Nxt day there will be a dzn accounts devoted to peeing outside. Piss brah or something
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Sometimes I click other and than manually type in "0" while making eye contact with the cashier
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Still the greatest to ever do it. John McAfee's resume is absolutely insane 🤯 He would have loved $unvaxsperm
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@InternetH0F This happened to me last time I played video games
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Dude with 7 followers just retweeted my tweet thanks for nothing retard
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95% of people over the age of 30 will never attempt to sprint again in their life
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Which way western man?
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Best video you'll see all week
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Beginning of 2020: "We are all in this together" End of 2020: "Here's a hotline to snitch on your neighbor if they celebrated Thanksgiving"
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I'm healthier than anyone who has ever told me to wear a mask
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Tell normies you never workout so they think it's all genetic
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"Yes anon, anyone bigger than you is on roids"
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Can't believe we are going to get this guy as president twice 😂
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Creatine is the goat. Neuroprotective, Strength gains, looks like cocaine, recovery improvements, Mood enhancer but.... Too many anecdotal reports of hair loss to ignore. Has anybody had experience with this?
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The moral and spiritual damage from working bullshit jobs is enormous
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We all love birds
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