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@trendingjerm All fun and games, but I bet bro can't tell you whether or not he'd be hungry if he didn't have breakfast
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@growing_daniel Only one of them requires you to check their profile to see if they're a dude
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@ChrisJBakke "hey!" - I'm about to ruin your whole day
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@xB0tPlayzz This guy posted a video of him getting absolutely cooked and exposed himself as a cheater at the same time lol
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@TheCartelDel Wait until they unlock British white people food, this seems like California white people. Whole other level of suffering
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@kurtisconner Why did we abandon him?
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@megantheevalium If you have this opinion it signals that you are young or poor and that your phone is the most expensive thing you own. It's like not realizing that the really rich dudes are the ones wearing sweatpants and baggy t-shirts
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@megantheevalium She has autism too, she buys Del Monte ketchup
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@thechosenberg He deserves this
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@fattimberwolf69 @gazpachomachine Bro what is this, honey I shrunk the kids? What kinda tiny baby hands you think this man might have??
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@LeaMaric I'm so afraid of my wife after white claw #7 .
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@CartoonsHateHer I am that guy. Very busy though, blocking the rest of my calendar with "focus time".
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@BigGameBoomer The Lord saw what he did to that brisket
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10 months
@DiscussingFilm Is there any other franchise that started out as mid, then got worse, and then turned around to be amazing?
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@Nr1_Goober @SithRebranded This is no place for nuance
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@WallStreetSilv Believe it or not there were worse choices
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@xB0tPlayzz Can I borrow your cronus?
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@gracefurby I gotta slam 5 of these to get a buzz
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1 year
@greg_price11 She isn't a nurse, a physician assistant has a master's degree and takes the same courses that a physician does.
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@dumbbitchcap My wife didn't believe potato soup existed when I met her. "what is it... Just potatoes and water?". She's a doctor now
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@megantheevalium Girl it's your first example "she can already picture you arguing with waitstaff about the automatic gratuity charge on the check. "
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1 year
@hausofdecline In high school I recorded a song from the perspective of George, right as he was about to kill Lenny. Submitted it as an English project and got a 100. Weird song for a 14 year old to make in retrospect
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@ellegist @lukas_ohl Completely unhealthy. You should never, ever intertwine your life with someone that you truly believe posseses non-zero chance of abusing you. If you think that's the case for every single man alive, do not be in a relationship with a man. It's easy.
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@gazpachomachine Gaz pls fry the spam and try again I know you'll like it, you'll be someone.
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@Teslaconomics My guy, you've just compared two cars that aren't even close to being the same price point. I don't disagree on any of the points about safety, maintenance, etc.. But considering the range of a Camry, it has to at least be compared to a long-range model 3. And considering
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@megantheevalium Your phone is your whole life, and again, your iPhone is probably the most expensive thing you own. You think Android equals cheap, argumentative, frugal, etc..
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@jacfalcon Pigeon comeback season @level941
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@imraanz_world @ChefAnthonyDC The guy swimming over lmao
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@GjoniTheOni @robbowlin86 @CaudilloXIV Twitter mfs will fight to the death defending this bobblehead looking chick and it makes no sense
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@thechosenberg I'm not sure what it is, but something about turning 30 means the only gifts you seem to get are bathroom or shower related. I got beard oil and a duplicate of the razor I received last year
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@Slatzism @rehutrr It's actually not a surprise at all that the FBI obtained this info so quickly, this is the easiest slam dunk of all time
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@On3sports Harbaugh gone
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@gazpachomachine This is a psychotic level of shower visibility
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@ProfitFry @MMA_PLAYBYPLAY @buccocapital How are you completely missing the point so badly lmao
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@AltHistCody 10th largest freestanding pyramid in the world
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@JoshLekach He happens to be right about both
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@Nexuist "whatever happened to the good old days?" Here, I'll show you
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@anxiousoryx @ellegist @lukas_ohl If she thinks he's going to be violent she should just leave. Pretty simple. If she thinks he's capable of abusing her she shouldn't have married him in the first place, but the next best option is leave immediately.
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@GarbageHuman23 This actually doesn't stand for retired
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@hausofdecline Lol found it
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@jborg_arts @DiscussingFilm Yes, because you're the benchmark
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@OloriOfOloris @paniini22 @Black50OG God is a man, and you are made in his image. Stay blessed
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@WuWei113 @IsabellaMDeLuca This is the most based acct on the app
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@schizarella Are you really comparing an already washed, copycat, one time momfluencer turned podcaster, to Nathan Fielder? Time top 100 most influential person Nathan Fielder? Are you listening to yourself?
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@TrueSlazac Supreme Court justices named Frankfurter and Burger. America rocks
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@playpigeonss @airbagged Gay pride in their bio, beastiality all over their timeline. 100% this person is a pedophile
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@Ugnies12 @Slatzism @priusiy - marital rape not a crime - rape ending in murder isn't counted - attempts to rape don't count - only ~10% of rapes reported
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@808Vinny @DailyLoud Have you never been around people on opiates?
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@gainzy222 @Instacart You're probably the only person to non-fraudulently purchase laptop through instacart in the history of the app
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@KnoxEndemic @AnneNotation Because you went from "some of us can't cook a frozen meal because of depression and anxiety" to "let's organize and create an entirely new community model for feeding ourselves frozen food "
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@MsBlaireWhite Women who refuse to have sex get anything they want. Just ask my wife
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@memeticsisyphus Drinking Starbucks in a 6 figure car on the way to your serving job. Got it
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@littlebuffbois @schizarella @TinselTit Lmao holy shit. "You're a misogynist if you don't agree she's talented. Just look at her work with Bobby Ching Chong, or whatever that Asian guy's name is"
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@AuburnFootball @_jayfair1_ This is literally the exact same look
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@LaurenWitzkeDE This acct is a psyop. Has to be.
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@FossGregfoss @jimcramer I always wondered why @FossGregfoss was so meticulous about using the #math hashtag. I now realize that he has cemented #bitcoin as Twitter's top overall main topic when searching for #math , going back years at this point. Genius 🤣
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@Goldape7398 This will age so poorly, you'll have nightmares about it
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@shannonsharpeee
Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account)
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Yo this is wild 😭 A group of white men attacked a black security guard after the security asked them to move their pontoon boat so the big Harriot can dock. They refused to & attacked the security guard. A group of black men seen & went defend him by beating the white men 💯🙌🏾
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@BigGameBoomer Deion most likeable??
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@vers_laLune Holy shit lmao
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@growing_daniel Damn I'm voting for Biden
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@jeremykauffman On top of everything, bro actually passed lmfao "he predominately made a living as a substitute teacher until passing the current certification test last year and going to work as a special education teacher for the city in Harlem."
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@Slatzism @rehutrr Part of the argument that they rest on here is pretty stupid. "Only seen by ~10 people". So? "Made a post on a public bulletin board that was seen by 10 people including an FBI agent"
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@bswagspeare @shoe0nhead This just isn't true, there are so many places in the US where there are literally, statistically, no black people, or people of color at all. People of color tend to live in cities in metropolitan areas. And the problem gets worse when you mix class into the picture.
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@808Vinny @DailyLoud Wait ... Bro you have no excuse
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@KramericaIntern My wife just sent me a screenshot of this tweet on instagram
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@BENZOYT_ @Dexerto @FaZeClan Faze is a clown show. They let a single one of their members, who in the grand scheme of things isn't even that popular, destroy any future notion of a smooth onboarding of a female creator. They make it super clear that the inmates run the prison. Their mismanagement shows..
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@SawyerMerritt Holy shit it's eligible for the tax credit, making it $45,500 👀👀
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@charlieINTEL The changes are minimal enough that everyone with info is deciding to not say anything. Last update people shared info and got burned for it. This essentially means the changes are equal to or less than the season 3 updates. L.
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@BarrettSallee .... You named 5 better options?
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@stackhodler @ChartMind Wtf how long has this been possible lol.
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@melrocks9 @gazpachomachine Lil bit of Sriracha and brown sugar, fry that bad boy up. Lord have mercy
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@megantheevalium Only in dermatology would you hold an MD and a fucking MBA lmao
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@Ragland1836 Every single time without fail
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@0fficial_evan What a shot fired at A&M 🔥 🔫
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@NoLore @residentJihadi True, idk how you're so bad at it
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@StoolieMemes Low key... She's caked up
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@sports_only_ This should have done numbers
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@ModernWarzone They let sledgehammer finally have a non-garbage era and they decided to cook
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@ProblemSniper Roughly aligns with Kondratiev's waves
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@tesla_raj @MKBHD @Tesla @cybertruck "250+" miles of range. This was years ago
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@megantheevalium Only in dermatology would you hold an MD and a fucking MBA lmao
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@gazpachomachine I hope these reviews can put you in a position to shower in places that don't look like abu ghraib
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@Brett_McMurphy Why they gotta rank A&M??
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@eyeslasho @CenterPopulist Not it's not, both are historically impoverished
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@MooseyMania @LouBegaVEVO "what's the best tweet on this app?"
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@JGODYT But how does this affect sales of bundles in the store?
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@GuyDealership My wife totaled her beaten up 2014 Forester in heavy rain and progressive paid us 22k lol
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@osuzack @LateKickJosh Extremely sane and based take. Texas fans are just sunburnt Michigan fans.
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@oneunderscore__ We are nowhere near the bottom
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@AyoitzT @KanpaiPandas Brother, never, ever tell anyone that you know personally to invest any amount of money in anything related to cryptocurrency. There are literally zero positives that can come out of it. You help somebody get a win? Good luck, they're going to come to you until you cause them
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@SaeedDiCaprio I don't care about any of this, all I need now is to see what's under that guy's hat.
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@reddit_lies Crazy that for for almost a decade, reddit was the main place I spent time on the internet. Went downhill slowly and then suddenly
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