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Lauren Witzke

7 months

CONFIRMED: Netanyahu ordered the Israeli military to STAND DOWN for 7 HOURS during the Hamas invasion. I sat down with Jewish Charity leader, Cecily Routman, who received intel directly from her Israeli Rabbi and other top level government sources. While I do not agree with…

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9 months

Where is the father?

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3 months

Average American family, Detroit, Michigan, 1954. All this on a 1 income: A Ford factory worker’s wages. What happened?

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4 months

UPDATE: stained mattresses are being pulled from the underground tunnels that were found under the synagogues. WHAT were the Jews doing in those tunnels??

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4 months

Big Scandal in New York right now happening as it was discovered that Jews had secretly built underground tunnels beneath their synagogues. What were they doing with these underground tunnels? What were they used for?

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4 months

A baby’s highchair was found in the NY Jewish Tunnels, along with a soiled kiddie mattress. These tunnels were allegedly dug 6 months ago. It’s obvious that these tunnels were NOT made to “bypass Covid restrictions” like we are being told. WHAT was the real purpose of these…

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9 months

Is this racist?

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2 months

As a Christian, this just never sat right with me. They kept calling us “Hamas Supporters” simply because we opposed the murder of a lot of innocent people. Thousands and thousands of little children are now dead. It has become extremely obvious that this is not about…

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Lauren Witzke

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6 months

A 17-year-old White male teenager was beaten to death by a dozen black “teens” in Vegas on November 1st. The young White boy was murdered because he tried to stop his friend from being mugged by this same group. This happened twelve days ago, and it’s just now leaking to the…

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7 months

It’s incredible to me that while in office, Trump couldn’t even get a measly $3 Billion dollars to build the wall on the southern border. He battled for months trying to get the funds and got railroaded every step of the way. Yet yesterday, the current administration sent $8…

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2 months

These kind of women give birth to sons who could conquer any Middle Eastern country overnight. Don’t hate on a White Southern Women.

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This accent needs to be illegal and women should be banned from doing manual labour like this. There is NOTHING feminine about American women. American women are literally men.

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8 months

Donald Trump, an experienced architect and builder of skyscrapers, said that there was no way a plane took down the twin towers. He was so sure, Trump stated clearly after the attacks that there had to be bombs- specifically in the foundation of the building, in order for it to…

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7 months

World Economic Forum signals the next global catastrophe they have planned for us… since they “failed to vaccinate the whole world” and since Climate Change isn’t exactly catching on. They’re going to do something to our water supply. They can’t help but brag about their plan…

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Lauren Witzke

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4 months

Why are authorities trying to seal up the Jewish tunnels so quickly without a proper investigation?

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Lauren Witzke

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9 months

NO AMNESTY: Garnet Harper, 35 years old, husband and beloved father of five children, was denied a life-saving kidney because he refused to take the Bioweapon experimental shot 💉 Two of his brothers offered their kidneys, but no doctor would do the transplant unless he was…

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Lauren Witzke

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2 months

As your silver-haired Maverick pilots retire, meet his new replacement...

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3 months

I can’t believe this is a real headline.

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3 months

Madison High School in Houston, Texas was recently built for $100m. 99% of the students are minorities and they staged a walkout of the school due to a recent cell phone ban. Only 6% of the students are proficient at math. Maybe because they are too busy texting?

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3 months

Diversity hits the slopes.

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7 months

Black Parents, especially black women, are some of the worst offenders when it comes to instilling anti-White values in their children. In this case, a black mom calling a little White girl a “Karen” A lot of this racial discord being sown starts in the home.

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Lauren Witzke

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5 months

This is crazy. Florida’s Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo has confirmed that fragments of DNA have been detected in COVID mRNA shots. Looks like all those “crazy conspiracy theorists” were right, and the elites, (including Mark Zuckerberg), knew and decided to deceive and…

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21 days

DEI Female Pilot moment. This is insane.

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3 years

SHOCKING: @DanCrenshawTX shows his hatred for Americans yet again and voted against the $2,000 in direct stimulus aid to starving American families. NOT SHOCKING: Crenshaw took no issue with the $Billions$ in foreign aid spending.

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Lauren Witzke

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5 months

BREAKING: Zelensky reportedly buys $20 Million Dollar Mansion in Vero Beach, Florida. Zelensky came to DC this week to tell Americans that we needed to allow our own infrastructure to crumble, our roads and bridges to disintegrate, and to drain our pensions in order to give…

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3 months

Just your average evening stroll through the streets of NYC

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1 month

Just a reminder that we are importing millions of these people into the United States per year. At least it’s being done “LeGaLlY!”

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6 months

Home sweet home for the new neighbors next door

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4 months

We love Jackie Chan, folks!

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13 days

Lock them up

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4 months

How did Netanyahu have access to the Bill Clinton Monica Lewinsky tapes? Because Jeffrey Epstein was Mossad collecting video evidence against politicians, and used those blackmail tapes to help Israel push through American policy that Israel wanted. And you know this is just…

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11 months

Indians won't be a minority in India Chinese won't be a minority in China Arabs won't be a minority in Arabia Jews won't be a minority in Israel And this is a GREAT THING. Yet, when whites complain about Europeans becoming a minority in their own countries our media calls it…

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Lauren Witzke

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1 month

It’s people like this that really signal the end stages of America. No manners, takes 6 chickens, with zero regard for anyone else patiently waiting in line.

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Lauren Witzke

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1 year

Things we know but can't say: Blacks are 13% of the population but commit 56% of the murders. Men can't be women, even if they vote Republican. Biden Lost. Trump won. COVID was created by the Chinese. They were not really "dropping like flies" - that was a hoax to psyop the…

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7 months

Advertising studies show that progressive and homosexual advertising causes the stress response in the brain to react in the same way that it would if someone were to be looking at maggots. However, presently, the push for “inclusive” and tolerant advertising has been more…

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2 months

Yeah, as usual, you're trying to stir up trouble while everyone else is just minding their own business and having a good time.

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11 months

If you made it this far without getting the experimental Covid vaccine: Congratulations. You truly survived the greatest psyop of all time. BILLIONS of dollars were spent to propagandize you. The smartest minds in the world came together and concocted the most…

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Lauren Witzke

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8 months

LOL: White female student asks about White privilege and then gets black crime statistics thrown in her face. She can’t handle the truth!!

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8 months

Guaranteed these cops are thinking: “If I stop this guy, it could end with me losing my career, my family, and spending 20 years in prison for racism… - not worth it.”

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4 years

I was locked out my account for twelve hours for stating something that was a standard line in Trump's 2016 rallies. Where is the GOP? Silent. Hiding under their desks. This is why we lose.

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4 years

Today, in @JoeBiden ’s town, a child was egged during our pro-Trump rally by hateful leftists. @DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump

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9 days

That moment when you realize you have to lock up your ski equipment on the slopes from now on.

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3 months

Holy smokes look at this gaslighting. They’re literally trying to tell you that what you saw with your own two eyes isn’t real. Millions of people saw the baby high chair and stained kiddie mattress in those tunnels.

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9 months

She used to be so pretty. WHY!?

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2 months

“We flyin’ high at fiddy tousand feet” MAYDAY

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7 months

The agenda in advertising is becoming all too obvious.

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6 months

They pranced him around to shill their shot onto others until he died of a heart attack at 8 years old. And the mainstream media is silent about it. These people are so evil.

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4 months

Fascinating. Forensic analysis of a mummy proves that a powerful Egyptian Pharaoh was actually a White man. Ramesses II also known as Ramesses the Great, was the third pharaoh of the Nineteenth Dynasty of Egypt. He was often regarded as the greatest, most celebrated pharaoh of…

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9 months

You have to be black to criticize blacks. You have to be gay to criticize gays. You have to be Muslim to criticize Muslims. And you have to be Jewish to criticize Jews. But everyone can criticize Whites. And everyone can criticize Christians. I want to live in a world where…

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7 months

Her father was MURDERED in cold blood by a "Teen" on a joyride, and the only thing she can think about is not coming off as "racist." Yet another futher humiliation ritual for not only this man but for all White people. I don't care what she thinks, if he was black, they'd be…

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3 years

80 days ago, Trump offered to sign a standalone bill for $1,200 stimulus checks. Congress shut it down and scrambled to create a pork-filled bill with $Billions$ for foreign interests, illegal aliens, and crumbs for Americans and their families. We won’t forget.

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Hey @FBI you morons took me off the Quad S domestic terrorist watch list for flying but you FORGOT to take me off the terrorist watch list that bans me from renting cars. I was miraculously reinstated to fly after we filed a FOIA request with no response. Now I’m stuck in…

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11 months

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9 months

Do you agree with this?

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7 months

Leaked email reveals that military Generals are getting concerned because their soldiers do not want to go die for Israel. Calling it a “rise in antisemitism” This explains the total 180 flip in pro-Israel propaganda today on all news networks. They’re trying to manufacture…

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1 year

> Have a GPA of 5.1 >Have an ACT score of 35 > Be A White Male in America ACCESS= DENIED

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3 years

Biden probably spent $5 Million Dollars on his Super Bowl ad but won’t give you the $2k he promised.

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11 months

Absolutely seething

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10 months

French Patriots are taking matters into their own hands, heading to the streets with weapons to defend their businesses and homes. Physically putting rioters in their place.

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10 months

THEY HAVE TO GO BACK. PERMANENTLY.

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11 months

Joe Biden is a total creep around children. Barack Hussein Obama is likely gay. Tucker Carlson just hinted strongly about this. And Bill Clinton is a proven Epstein Island pervert. These are the last three Democrat Presidents. They hang the transgender flag from the White…

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4 months

This used to be every American city before the Hart-Cellar act. Have a good look at what they took from us.

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Still can’t believe this concert took place in Oakland

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It's over, Shapiro. You're DONE. We will not stop asking questions and seeking the truth. People are awakening, and it’s all thanks to you, Ben. Sneer at Tucker and Candace all you want, there's no closing pandoras box. All thanks to you sticking your finger back at Christ.…

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1 month

Captured terrorist involved in the Russian mall attack reveals that he was offered 500,000 Rubles to carry out the shooting. Someone reached out to him on Telegram, deposited the money, told him where to go, and delivered the guns to him and told him to just kill. This has…

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2 months

This is the kind of woman who gives you 5 linebacker sons and is the same type of man who settled the American frontier, built American infrastructure marvels, and became an American titan of industry. It’s understandable that in the turd world, females fear this kind of woman…

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3 years

“Chief Justice” John Roberts, along with many other elected officials, are being blackmailed into submission to ignore the coup against President Trump. Blackmailers waited until this time to cash in. Lin Wood is not wrong for calling them out on it. We deserve answers.

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5 months

Check out the diverse girl bosses who overshot the runway and crashed a P-8A aircraft into the sea. The military is really stacking up the L's this week.

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9 months

Sorry not sorry

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Greyhound of the skies moment

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Breonna Taylor had a dead body in her trunk? Why is this just now coming out?

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4 months

Well I guess that answers my question.

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4 months

Hey @MonicaLewinsky is it true you were a mossad tool used to blackmail a sitting U.S. President for Israel?

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4 years

Affirmative action is systemic racism.

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7 months

What happened to Detroit?

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6 months

White couple starts a campaign to rally support around the guy who kicked Adam Johnson not once, but TWICE on the ice rink, slitting his throat and ultimately killing him. This is the ultimate self-hating humiliation ritual.

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Going up in a beach town near you:

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1 year

DID YOU KNOW: Blue Cross Blue Shield pays pediatricians a $40,000 bonus for fully vaccinating 100 patients under the age of 2. BUT pediatricians lose the whole bonus unless at least 63% of patients are fully vaccinated, and that includes the flu vaccine.

How Much Money Do Pediatricians Really Make From Vaccines?

If you want to be sure your pediatrician has your child’s best interest, this is mandatory reading. Pediatricians around the country have begun refusing to accept families who opt out of some…

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The best revenge is having 6 or more babies and homeschooling every single one of them.

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A bunch of Pajeets pulverizing an American bridge named after the man who wrote America’s national anthem really is almost prophetic.

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The Media vs. Reality: Why do they do this?

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Presidential Candidate from Argentina, Javier Milei, sets the standard on how to treat leftists who want you dead. He’s also leading in the polls.

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4 years

BIG BREAKING NEWS: "Sources close to and with deep knowledge of the investigation, have informed me that Chris Coons' DAUGHTER in addition to seven other underage girls are also featured on [Hunter Biden's] laptop."

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Standard Iranian woman vs Persian “Miss Germany 2024” Where did they even find this lady?? She looks like a lot lizard.

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Common sense legislation

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Vietnam war vet and 40 year Military museum guide says to his tour: “Eventually they will replace me with some gay, Black, woman, woke Jew who will ruin the place” Somehow, this gets leaked to the press by (it appears to be) a young national guardsman. Following the…

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In Niger, many households are not connected to a drinkable water supply system, and families must devote hours collecting water, a task that often keeps girls out of school. Today, a truck delivering water to a French military base in Niger was attacked by a group of locals, who…

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Remember this moment. We’re now about 10 years out before they criminalize Christianity altogether.

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Religious-themed designs banned from White House Easter egg art contest

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4 years

We did it!

Conservative activist Lauren Witzke wins GOP Senate primary in Delaware

Lauren Witzke, a conservative activist dogged by allegations that she supports a far-right conspiracy theory, won the GOP Senate primary in Delaware on Tuesday, setting her up for an uphill&nb…

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NASA sent a woman to space, it ended how you would have expected. A mental breakdown, calls begging to come home- and when she didn’t get her way, she destroyed all of the space toilets, leaving everyone forced to wear diapers. She then sabotaged the experiments, and drilled…

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