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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
this morning I got a drink from 7/11, and the cashier said “you could get two more if you wanted”, and so I got two more because I thought she meant there was a promo. but there wasn’t a promo, I just paid full price for three of the same drink. why did she do this?
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@LouBegaVEVO
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4 years
the Michaels website has a feature where you can chat live with other Michaels shoppers and it’s changed my life.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
you look at a Toblerone package, long, triangular, and think “there’s no way it’s that shape”, and you’re right, it isn’t that shape. it’s in a way weirder shape, a far more fucked up shape than you could ever have anticipated.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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11 months
my phone: 🍎 APPLE PAY: RECURRING TRANSACTION COMPLETE $15.35 me, smiling serenely, closing my phone: “wonder what that’s for :)”
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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
me: one drink please cashier: buy three. me: yes ma’am cashier: call me mistress. me: yes mistress cashier: you’re lower than dirt. a worm. stand on one foot. me (wobbling): yes mistress
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@LouBegaVEVO
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8 days
100% sure my coworker has invented a dog so he can take multiple long breaks daily under the guise of dog walks. never mentioned the dog until 2 weeks ago, now he’s “brb”ing 3 walks a day. boss asked to see a pic of the dog and he said “sorry it’s sleeping”. I encourage this.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
will tell this story at any opportunity.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
do you want to know where the phrase “open for a surprise” originated
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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
seeing a number of comments like “ohhh the shape is good” and “ohhhh, oooohhhh, it’s like a mountain range”. I didn’t say it wasn’t good. I said it’s fucked up. and it is.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
have I not been punished enough
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@LouBegaVEVO
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4 years
may have been shadowbanned for this one
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@LouBegaVEVO
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11 months
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What’s your favorite moment from a celebrity interview?
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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
@branewyrms I think this is what findom is
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@LouBegaVEVO
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4 years
@isabellablowme people are surprisingly helpful
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@LouBegaVEVO
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8 days
he never said “hey I got a dog” or anything, it was just Monday and he said “gotta walk the dog, brb” like the dog was a well established detail of his lore.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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5 years
Would like to bring everybody’s attention to this video of Sam Neill just ruining his grandson with an exercise ball
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My grandson . Hilarious . Great kid . Don't worry ...picks himself up, laughs and back into it .
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@LouBegaVEVO
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11 months
losing control of this post so I’m getting out ahead of it to say that if you come into my replies to say some shit like “download an app to tell you what you’re spending money on each month” I will appear to you as a specter as you sleep and cause you irreversible psychic damage
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@LouBegaVEVO
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11 months
this happens one thousand times a month
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@LouBegaVEVO
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3 years
Chicago City Hall on June 1st and July 1st lmao
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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
@MooseyMania fuck me man. god.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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9 days
do you guys think that in 5 years we’re going to look back at the word “cunty” the way we look at “epic” now
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some of my favorite moments of the cannes film festival: 1) nicole kidman looking effortlessly cunty in 2003
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@LouBegaVEVO
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5 years
- new GOT trailer - new Mac DeMarco - new The National Absolutely massive day for people who buy Funko Pops. I will not be taking any questions.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
gf mad because I changed the wifi name to BUCA_DI_BEPPO_GUEST
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@LouBegaVEVO
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11 months
remembering when Miller Lite spent a few years trying to convince me my beer needed to shoot into my mouth as fast as mechanically possible.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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7 months
@lukesesh2 bro is throwing the baby out with the bathwater 😳😂
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@LouBegaVEVO
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3 years
at Portillo’s a few years ago the woman at the pickup counter shouted the same number for a shake 6x. when nobody claimed it she looked at me, whispered “you ever had a cake shake, baby?” and gave me the shake. still the most erotic thing that’s ever happened to me.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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8 days
cracking open a cold one with the boys
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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
@branewyrms his name was Jimmy and I’m 90% sure we added him on facebook that night and he declined. may the divine light guide him.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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6 years
love a fine grape
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@LouBegaVEVO
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29 days
just walked down Milwaukee near the Damen location. the streets are full of shellshocked and displaced Wicker Parkers, wandering in a dead eyed daze into Starbucks Reserve, asking the Big Star greeter if they know where to get a CBD latte, trying to use Apple Pay at Myopic.
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𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗 𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗 ↠ ʙᴇᴠɴᴇᴛ.ᴄᴏᴍ
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Foxtrot to close per @thesnaxshot Crazy stuff
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@LouBegaVEVO
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2 years
@glamorousjaspy @ByYourLogic vaati edits out all the chunky rips
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@LouBegaVEVO
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7 years
Time to drink this regular beer that normal guys like me drink
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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
nobody knows that “Roam” is a B-52s song because Fred Schneider doesn’t sing in it, so there’s not a dude going “ROAMING, AROUND EUROPE! TAKING TRAINS, and DRINKing GOOd wINE!” or something. but it is him. he’s there.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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5 years
What Your Bathroom Stall Selection Says About You: An Indisputable and Objectively Correct Guide
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@LouBegaVEVO
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6 years
group chat’s been poppin off since one of the boys had a son
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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
@realteaemoji thank you for laughing With me
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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
@dohertyjf I like the drink John.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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3 years
@metaltxt “you aren’t one flesh with your dad” blazing its way into my every day lexicon
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@LouBegaVEVO
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11 months
Ladies! Check out THE BEST Boderus G605 Industrial Boiler (USED, POLAND) ✨ I Never leave home without mine! Get yours 11% off today❤️ #ad
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@LouBegaVEVO
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4 years
@tomsimmo what I wouldn’t give to pull into the Damen blue line stop in a completely packed train car at 8:30AM on a weekday right now.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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8 days
@MadelineAwesome I think my guy did it first, actually…
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@LouBegaVEVO
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2 years
@JohnRoseforTN congrats on being very normal sir
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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
Portugal bringing on Ronaldo when they’re 5 goals up to let him take free kicks and penalties
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@LouBegaVEVO
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2 years
dad is showing me notes I wrote him when I was a kid and he grounded me.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
@imLeor could not have asked for a more on brand experience.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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4 years
@jameelajamil @ioasuka @g4ys0n you should explore self awareness next session
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1 year
@mensa_genius it’s going to be on my gravestone at this point
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@LouBegaVEVO
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11 months
getting mad because I just remembered this and it’s probably my actual favorite
@LouBegaVEVO
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3 years
literally never a bad time to reread this.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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11 months
I mentioned the words ‘trauma dump’ during a session once and my therapist interrupted me (never happens) to stress that “we don’t use words like that here” lmao. ~80% of therapy speak was made up by 24 year olds on twitter/tumblr in 2013 before blowing up everywhere else.
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i don't think "therapy speak" actually comes from therapy tho. it comes from online. i've literally never had a therapist use words like "toxic" and "trauma dumping" in a session lol
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@LouBegaVEVO
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4 years
lots of people saying “nobody reacts because we’re New Yorkers, we see weirder shit all the time! 😝” and not enough people saying the truth which is that this type of thing is fucking annoying and giving these people attention means they win.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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4 years
@scottbix great stuff my guy, loved your reporting so much that I’m reading through your backlog 💪💪💪
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@LouBegaVEVO
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3 years
literally never a bad time to reread this.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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7 years
@therealfatnate @Real_MJaku @infowitch513 @javeauriel @MaraWilson Public libraries are funded through local and municipal programs. That includes librarian payroll.
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4 years
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@LouBegaVEVO
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8 months
@meanunclejack just said this out loud in line at the country clerks office by accident 👍
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@LouBegaVEVO
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11 months
“Uh oh!”
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1 year
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@LouBegaVEVO
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2 months
a little late in the day, but if anybody wants this hat, the second worst hat I’ve ever held in my hands, it’s yours for free. got it as part of a hat mystery box. would really like it out of my house.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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3 years
@GraceSpelman this is somehow both in a Marriott and a Chili’s
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@LouBegaVEVO
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3 years
always a treat to be back in southwest Michigan
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@LouBegaVEVO
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9 days
- extremely of a specific time and place in culture - frequently used incorrectly - used as an common placeholder word for people who have lost the ability to use other descriptors I would like it if I woke up and nobody was mad at me for this btw
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@LouBegaVEVO
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3 years
this was still the rainbow flag last night when I went home lmao. never seen such efficiency from this city’s government.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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3 years
@fillegrossiere isn’t this a Red Bull commercial
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@LouBegaVEVO
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5 years
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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
@speeeena “can we also talk about how lasagna is a VERY under-appreciated pasta dish?” must be the result of this person having an aphasia.
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1 year
when I was a kid I had a friend my family referred to as “Frog Boy”. there’s no proof of him in any photo albums. my sister has sworn for years that she has a picture of Frog Boy somewhere. tonight she found it, everybody is losing their minds, saying “oh my god, that’s Frog Boy”
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@LouBegaVEVO
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4 years
@benkling one square is for your vinyls of ITAOTS and Rumours, one is for a tangle of miscellaneous cords, one has a game system, and one has Infinite Jest and The Killing Joke. The rest is for Stars Wars.
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4 years
@DanPurdy322 @sprogn hello mr browning
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@LouBegaVEVO
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4 years
looking at this picture of me in 6th grade, posing in front of a painting I made for our school’s Fine Arts Festival of Bart Simpson sweating blood and undergoing a horrific transformation in hell.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
@celboyrealism literally can’t hear that album without thinking of him
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8 days
@hungryghosts161 @MadelineAwesome hmmm… I still think my guy did it first 👍
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@LouBegaVEVO
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23 days
you used to be able to walk into Boiler Room and get a slice of pizza the size of your head, a PBR tallboy, and a shot of Jameson for $8.50
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@LouBegaVEVO
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4 years
@Lis_Smith @samstein liberals posting their L’s online
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4 years
@tiyyanaa long live the new flesh
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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
learning a lot about myself here, bless up to all who weighed in, taking some time to reflect 🙏
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@LouBegaVEVO
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3 years
Candyman was very very good. lots of great Chicago shots too. the scene with the main character in the Marinas Towers, the slow tours of Cabrini Green, and the part where Candyman walks into the Wicker Park Walgreens Vitamin Vault and he’s all like “haha whaaaaat”, all great.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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11 months
to be clear: bring it back.
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2 years
YouTube history at my airbnb. any red flags??
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@LouBegaVEVO
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9 months
@lukesesh2 I was this guy for a few years at an old job before my team suddenly all came and sat down around me and was like “we realized we don’t know anything about you!” and grilled me on my life for like an hour. after that nothing changed, I was still that guy.
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@anniepontarelli nothing could go wrong
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1 year
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3 years
@GrrrGraphics they did what Ben
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4 years
@SarahB_MSRE @LFCUSA Gini, Mina, Mane, Mo, Hendo, Milly, Firmino Degsy, Virgil, Trent, Robbo, Gomez, Ally, on we go (Repeat)
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@LouBegaVEVO
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5 years
Using an algorithm to figure out what images are most likely to make a boomer laugh and bounce up and down in their chair clapping. Narrowed it down to these two.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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11 months
the most fascinating thing about this guy is that he does something that anybody could theoretically do with the motivation/time, but literally no one else A: has enough of either or B: would put this level of care into it. I think he’s the best detective currently alive.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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2 months
found out today that my fav sipping glasses that I’ve been drinking out of for years are made of something called “uranium glass”. the cool thing is that it’s not at all concerning, for me, to know this.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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4 years
@ChuckWendig pinning my epic clapback tweet immediately after posting it while making this face at my phone
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2 years
@Spec_tacular_W @boatsandrose @JustinWhang @allinsea it’s okay to want less cars and sprawl without living in a billboard ad for Montana.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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4 years
@MarkDice @kscullinfox9 do you think the police respect you Mark
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@LouBegaVEVO
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1 year
I like that drink and I will drink both of the other ones later so i bought them all. they’re in my fridge right now. I don’t have to go to 7/11 the next time I want one. appreciate everybody being normal about this.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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10 months
@THR myself and all my 18-35 year old friends can’t stop talking about this one!
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@LouBegaVEVO
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3 years
thinking a lot about the independent professional baseball team the Chicago Dogs, whose logo is a Chicago style hot dog, and whose canon includes an evil ketchup bottle that comes to the games and exposes himself.
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4 years
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@LouBegaVEVO
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3 years
no babe, I didn’t see the John Mulaney news. I was busy with actual problems today. sorry, sorry, I didn’t mean to snap, I’m stressed. the man is back. yeah. the faceless one in the mirror who’s always trying to switch places with me. no its okay. tell me about the Mulaney thing.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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2 months
very few bigger losers on the planet than public transit babies. how do people like this survive in the wild. “I want to know how to best handle this” what the fuck are you talking about.
@Jillhopkins
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I want to bully the person who posted this waaaayyyyy more than the person lying horizontally on the train.
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@LouBegaVEVO
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11 months
@mensa_genius dark souls character creator randomize
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@LouBegaVEVO
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2 years
Grandpa of a University of Rhode Island student ❌ Student at the University of Grandpa - Rhode Island Campus ✅
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