Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks Twitter profile

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Sam Neill

@TwoPaddocks

4 years

This is indeed so. And I wouldn't do it any differently today .

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4 years

Today I learnt: For the Sci-Fi Horror film 'Event Horizon' Sam Neill requested that the Australian flag on his character's uniform remove the Union Flag from the corner & for it to be replacedwith the Aboriginal flag, the way he thought it should look in 2047.

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1 year

#PrimeMinister @jacindaardern resigned today. I am not surprised nor do I blame her. Her treatment, the pile on, in the last few months has been disgraceful and embarrassing. All the bullies, the misogynists, the aggrieved. She deserved so much better. A great leader. Thanks PM!

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7 years

Brexit simplified.

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3 years

JEFF GOLDBLUM spotted with cheap Tour Guide in Sydney yesterday .

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4 years

I Remember You #JeffGoldblum

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6 years

Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But , for now cheer up. From us.

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4 years

HELENA BONHAM CARTER stars in this groundbreaking Cinema Quarantino Production DAS FONE HELL. At vast expense, filmed on two continents over what (seemed like) five years , this profound and heartbreakingly candid insight into Modern Life will shake you to the core (Pilates 101)

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5 years

This is indeed so.

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5 years

‘Jurassic Park’ Trio Laura Dern, Sam Neill & Jeff Goldblum Returning For ‘Jurassic World 3’

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3 years

My old friend…

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4 years

Hello old friend. #JurassicWorld #JurassicPark ⁦ @LauraDern ⁩ #JeffGoldblum ⁦ @BryceDHoward ⁩ ⁦ @prattprattpratt ⁩ ⁦ @amblin ⁩ ⁦ @colintrevorrow ⁩

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5 years

Flight CH002. Charlie just walks/runs/swims normally , and then this weekend- majestic flight over ice TWICE

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7 years

Man behind the Car Rental desk Honolulu airport asked us if we wanted to try "The Jurassic Experience". I said nothing.

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2 years

That’s when hostilities began .

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5 years

I have two brand new BEAUTIFUL identical twin granddaughters , Molly and Poppy . Wow.

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4 years

Every day on set with #SeanConnery was an object lesson in how to act on screen. But all that charisma and power- that was utterly unique to Sean . RIP that great man , that great actor .

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4 years

When the world seems close to pear shaped, When leaders fill you with despair When things look dark and dreary And love seems far too rare - CUDDLE A DUCK [ It works ...]

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2 years

No wonder ⁦ @melissamccarthy ⁩ and I get mistaken for #CateBlanchett and ⁦ @AnthonyHopkins ⁩ all the time . Dead ringers . Only this morning someone yelled ‘Oy Hannibal! Why’d you eat the fava beans?’ ⁦ @thorofficial ⁩ ⁦ @TaikaWaititi ⁩

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4 years

HEARTSORE today. My dear little friend Charlie the Duck died this week, in my absence. I am v sad. Such an affectionate little thing and I was very fond of her . A fair age for a duck- 9 or 10 . I didn’t think she’d make another winter. Ah well. Sweet sorrow. Sing Charlie...

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7 years

People still worried about the conditioner I was using 2016? Relax. I am now using recycled frying oil from McDonalds w excellent results

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5 years

So The Pig and I do our stretching routine together these mornings; we take turns while the other coaches. Here we demonstrate the "Upward Facing Dog". Or "The Cobra" to the Pig. [ he's more Yoga than Pilates.] 'Just 3 more Sam !''Yes coach.' Omm.

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5 years

My duck Charlie was wanting to say hello this morning, but met a barrier of ice. A major hurdle. Then something very surprising happened ...

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3 years

Being a grandfather is about the best thing there is ...

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6 years

I'd like to nominate my duck as the next Leader of the Free World . Are you with me ?

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4 years

SELF ISOLATION . Thought I’d pick up a uke after all this time and sing something cheerful. I can only apologise ...

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3 years

Turn your back for a minute , next thing you know the courgette is a 2 ton truck .

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3 years

We are in SO MUCH TROUBLE. Sorry . Sorry . Accident . Wasn’t me. Sorry

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4 years

Hold onto your hats- gettin' my old one back on this week , and facing off dinosaurs once again. Best yet .Excited and terrified- these things will kill ya. With @LauraDern @BryceDHoward @prattprattpratt #JeffGoldblum @colintrevorrow I'm obviously a little more ...grizzled now..

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3 years

Here we go !

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6 years

Oh well.

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4 years

Australia. This is the road between Canberra and the Coast I think yesterday. The idea that it is somehow not right 'to talk about #ClimateChange at this difficult time' is frankly convenient bulllshit. Click on image to see what life is like now for the #firefighters .

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6 years

We've been reading #FireAndFury - Inside The #Trump White House. I'm like - OMG. Pig's like - LOL #MillenialPig

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3 years

Goodbye .Devastated my friend #HelenMcCrory died today . That brilliant woman- the greatest of actors. I so loved our time on #PeakyBlinders . She was witty , kind , skilled . Riotously funny .. and so damn cool. So young. Heartbroken for Damien +her family.

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2 years

The day @TaikaWaititi stole my grapes. Made the mistake of filming his own crimes . Rookie Error

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4 years

TODAY'S POEM When things are really crappy, It's best to cuddle a duck, When life seems far from happy, It's best not to give a great deal of over-thinking to the present unpropitious circumstances .

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4 years

Angelica and I have been hanging out this week , chatting about stuff mostly . And going for walks . He’s pretty chilled about world events right now . Stays off the internet .

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4 years

SELF ISOLATION . What to do ? This made me feel real good . Ah ... the little things #COVID2019

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2 years

A Man and his Pig. The problem with pets is that we just get more and more alike. He is just too damn handsome for his own good .

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5 years

And then a happy reunion with that lovely pal of mine @LauraDern . Ok , a @JurassicPark flashback if you absolutely insist .

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5 years

Did I mention,delighted to be working with these old friends again? It's a dinosaur movie. I am unable to confirm whether Jeff will be taking his shirt off again, sorry. I'm a lot greyer now, but they are much the same. @JurassicWorld @colintrevorrow @LauraDern @amblin

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3 years

Popularity .

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4 years

In spite of it all...the chaos, the lack of any good leadership most everywhere, the divisiveness , the anxiety , the rising nastiness , this virus - decency & humanity will prevail ; we will get through this , and we will smile at each other again . Yes , we will even laugh .

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5 years

When a duck understands everything you say.

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4 years

Not my pig . Not my bag and laptop. Not me.

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4 years

DON’T BE FRIGHTENED! Here’s a little light entertainment to ease your mind if you’re in #LockdownForLove #CoronaLockdown #WeWillPrevail . Ease your mind for a moment - breathe out anxiety, breath in hope. ( Um ... thinking I sound like some dud self styled guru , sorry )

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5 years

Singing With Pigs. My old pig friend is always up for a duet . Its more his kind of song really . Took me years to learn Pigsong . It's paid off bigtime.

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5 years

Been there, done it . #EventHorizon #BlackHole

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5 years

This is the first ever photo of a black hole, unveiled today after a decade of work by scientists

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5 years

LIFE IN THE CITY Coming out of my local with a coffee this morning , a bloke with a dog yells "Are you an Actor ?' "Yes' I say. "Who are you then ? " he says "Hugo Weaving" I reply "That's right..apparently you're good" "Not really" I mutter as I walk away

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4 years

Walking The Pig. Angelica and I like a walk when it’s fine . Also today was #Oscar2020 day , and they’re a bit funny about inviting pigs, so a stroll was just the ticket. And there are great greens to eat up the top of the hill. #oscars

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4 years

Not surprised .

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5 years

That's when I became aware of a strange presence behind me. @TaikaWaititi #TIFF2019

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3 years

Hello , from the pond .

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6 years

Back home with Charlie.

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5 years

#Christchurch .This beyond grotesque horrific white supremacist terrorist crime in OUR, YOUR little country. With love and heartbreak to the Muslim community of Aotearoa, we are with you. You are us. We are all NewZealanders. #TheyAreUs Kia kaha. We weep together.

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5 years

Finally, after all these years I have had to get reading glasses. Remarkably effective- not only can I read without squinting at arms length , they make me look at least 10% brainier. That would take my IQ up to an outstanding 87. Might even read a book and stuff...

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4 years

Ladies and Gentlemen! On keyboards Mr Nimbleknuckles himself- Mr #JeffGoldblum ! And on BVs - A.N.Other. Expect Tour in 2031 . #JurassicWorld day off. #LoungeGoldblum . Missing- ⁦ @colintrevorrow ⁩ ⁦ @prattprattpratt ⁩ ⁦ @LauraDern ⁩ ⁦ @BryceDHoward ⁩ et al

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Hello old friend. ⁦ @LauraDern ⁩ #JurassicPark #JurassicWorld #JurassicWorldDominion ⁦ @BryceDHoward ⁩ ⁦ @prattprattpratt ⁩ ⁦ @colintrevorrow ⁩ #DeWandaWise #JeffGoldblum #Dinosaurs #megafunosaurus

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3 years

My old friend …

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4 years

Tough day at the office c.2000. #JP3 Back soon with @prattprattpratt @BryceDHoward @LauraDern #JeffGoldblum Note to self- this time pack iodine, bandages, spare hat, sunscreen etc @JurassicWorld

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4 years

She is just great.

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4 years

"We're just having a bit of an earthquake here": New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern barely skipped a beat when a quake struck during a live TV interview.

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4 years

Phew . Just checked . Made the Guardian #birthday list . Obviously not dead yet .

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3 years

OUTRAGE! So signing this ⁦ @LEGO_Group ⁩ box for charity today. And I see beside each model a shot of the actor. Cool. Jeff ! Laura! But instead beside Alan Grant figure there’s a … what!? No It IS ! A TOILET! Insulting? Hilarious? Explain! Amends!

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5 years

My grandson . Hilarious . Great kid . Don't worry ...picks himself up, laughs and back into it .

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3 years

Took a portrait of a beautiful apple from my garden . Then I ate it . Such is life .

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2 years

Massive cuteness overload . Another little sow kune kune pig arrived yesterday. Thinking of a name for her . Suggestions welcome . Front runner so far - Bryan .

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5 years

Seriously? You are actually giving this crazy batshit stuff oxygen ? Its grossly insulting to NASA , those extraordinarily brave astronauts etc that you even give any of this any discussion at all. Good god.

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Did man really land on the moon in 1969 or was it all a publicity stunt? #9Today

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3 years

Today I was mistaken for someone called Sam Neill ⁦ @ACMI ⁩ . So I got my own t-shirt to clear up any confusion . I hope we are clear now. ⁦ @LauraDern ⁩

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4 years

I do not condone this at all, BUT it really made me laugh .

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2 years

My brand new grandson Nhalo and I agree on pretty much everything . When it comes to discussion though , he generally likes me to do the talking . #politics #Mum #Art #Movies #vax #lockdown #TaylorSwift #Boris #ClimateChange #Scomo #milk #boosters #T20

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Another #JamWithJeff . Hers the thing- #JeffGoldblum flatly refuses to rehearse. So every time is the first time.

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6 years

The responsibility is killing me. Bill.

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6 years

My sheep are wondering how you're doing , all things considered ?

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3 years

Yesterday my grandson drew this unnecessarily cruel and completely accurate portrait of me . Apart from my left ear , which is slightly bigger in life, he has me down . Dammit.

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5 years

This is what FRIENDSHIP looks like. Today. Front paddock.

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6 years

Years of training . Years.

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sam neill dramatically removing his eyepatch when it's revealed that loki has been impersonating odin is peak acting

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4 years

Failed my Mature Model audition - my pointing at imaginary taxis was rated very poorly . Gutted .

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6 years

Yesterday. A man and his pet duck. Or possibly - Yesterday . A duck and his pet man . @charliepick

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4 years

A little fresh air , a glass of something and a deep breath . Half an hour before our premiere in New Zealand. #huntforthewilderpeople #watchwiththeacademy

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3 years

HELENA BONHAM CARTER had another calf this week . She is prodigious .

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2 years

What an actor. What a life. What a man . The great #SidneyPoitier RIP

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4 years

A little Love to take your mind off things.

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2 years

Happy Birthday #JeffGoldblum . Great bloke , lousy dresser , cool musician . I love him so much i could ALMOST kiss his ear .

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3 years

It’s #JeffGoldblum ‘s birthday! Happy Birthday Jeff ! From me and my little mantle piece #AlanGrant #Jurassic avatar. How does it feel to be - what are you - 49 already ? #JeffGoldblumBirthday

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4 years

HOW ARE YOU TODAY ? I’m sending all of you my best ... just a few words of support - and talking about BIRDS ... and how much pleasure I get from them ... well, more fulsomely on

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4 years

I am easily pleased, but this is riveting. Watch the red balloon ...

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4 years

Beautiful sunrise here this morning. Almost felt like the planet was telling us something, the world was suddenly optimistic. #newdawn #NewDay

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5 years

We don't really talk much at breakfast.

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1 year

They tell me everything. I don’t tell them everything; they are way too chatty to keep a secret .

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3 years

HANGING WITH OMAR. Seen #Lupin on #Netflix yet ? You should - superb , with the great ⁦ @OmarSy ⁩ . Omar is in the new #Jurassic next year . Is he standing on a box here ? I’d SWEAR he’s not That Tall. Dammit , he is .

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5 years

Bryan Brown bought lunch today .

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3 years

My thanks .

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5 years

SWEDEN ! I have strapped on my body armor, renewed my courage, got my evils back, and am braced once again to Sweden's MOST HATED. And this year I WILL WIN . #HappyNewYear2019 #Ivanhoe

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4 years

Bit worried about my duck Charlie Pickering . It’s winter back home , and he’s visibly slowing down apparently . Pretty old for a duck . I hope he’s still around when I get home . Been a good friend. ⁦ @charliepick ⁩

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2 years

My Dinner Dates tonight. ⁦ @LauraDern ⁩ #IKnittedJeff ’sTop #JurassicWorldDominion is EPIC by the way ⁦ @prattprattpratt ⁩ ⁦ @BryceDHoward ⁩ #DewandaWise #MamoudouAthie

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6 years

Had a chat with a kangaroo today. They're very good listeners.

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4 years

PORTRAITS . Hope you’re finding productive stuff to do . I’m currently concentrating on hyperrealism / post post-modernist portraits- today of @TaikaWaititi & @stephenfry