Charlie Pickering @charliepick Twitter profile

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

4 years

If @ScottMorrisonMP does not begin lobbying nations in favour of more drastic climate solutions, he is derelict in his duty to protect the safety of the Australian people. He was told of the significant threat to people, animals and country. He chose minerals. The nation burns.

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3 years

BREAKING NEWS: Anti-Vax protesters remain trapped in Northcote Plaza unable to successfully navigate an exit as they are baffled by the presence of a second Coles.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

3 years

Since being a citizen already gave her that licence, @kylie_lang . It’s the same licence you’re using writing this...thing. If you’d prefer a system where Prime Ministers are beyond criticism for what they do, then feel free to hand your licence in first.

The Courier-Mail

@couriermail

3 years

Since when does being Australian of the Year give you licence to personally attack our prime minister, asks @kylie_lang

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3 years

I woke up this morning not feeling sledged by Macron at all.

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2 years

One rule has always been true of COVID- it is a health crisis first, economic crisis second. You cannot solve the economic problem without solving the health problem. Leaders who still think their beliefs can trump this simple will continue to cost us dearly.

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3 years

Hey @7NewsAustralia - what the fuck is with this headline? Have you lost your actual mind? And how has the person who wrote it been counselled?

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@charliepick

4 years

The writing for the final season of America is REALLY good.

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@charliepick

2 years

I would like to announce that I, too, will not be contesting the seat of Warringah. #Auspol

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

2 years

Or, and I'm just putting this out there, YOU could quit YOUR job and drive a forklift.

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@charliepick

4 years

Headline could also read: Sky News host Paul Murray comes very close to understanding reason behind lockdown.

Sky News Australia

@SkyNewsAust

4 years

Sky News host Paul Murray says Melbourne will have to endure a 112 day lockdown for 661 deaths, while Italy had 35,524 deaths and a 58 day lockdown and London saw 41,549 people die and their lockdown only went for 104 days.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

4 years

This👇

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2 years

BREAKING: Prime Minister downgrades Omicron strain from ‘highly contagious’ to ‘imminent re-election’.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

6 years

Has @TonyAbbottMHR ever addressed the fact that after he scraped the carbon tax to keep everyone’s power bills down, everyone’s power bills continued to go through the roof. It’s almost like it was bullshit or something.

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@charliepick

6 months

Given that the greatest driver of inflation is corporate profits, it feel SUUUUUUUUUPER shitty that the RBA’s move is to punish…someone else.

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@charliepick

4 years

If only the ABC was a sports club in a marginal electorate.

Senator James McGrath

@SenatorMcGrath

4 years

The ABC must show how it can manage its existing budget before asking for a bigger one.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

2 years

I considered giving SMH editor Bevan Shields 48 hours to respond to the piece we have about him on @theweekly , but figured we’d just run it anyway. See you at 8:30 on @ABCTV

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

2 years

If ANYONE who supports the discrimination bill has the temerity to say they care about mental health during the campaign, they should be howled down by the press. This bill will directly harm a group who also have a tragically high rate of suicide. They must answer for it.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

3 years

Hey. Are you writing a recipe to be posted online? Great. I really appreciate it. But could you maybe not post a fucking essay at the top of it about your recollections of potatoes from childhood or how comfort food is comfy? Get to the ingredients and tell me what to do to them.

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9 months

We don’t deserve the @TheMatildas #Tilitsdone

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@charliepick

2 years

Imagine booking an interview with @tracygrimshaw , and not realising what an interview with @tracygrimshaw is.

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@charliepick

3 years

Ban 👏 political 👏 donations 👏

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@charliepick

3 years

Hey @donlemon , we have some pretty strict defamation laws in Australia. I reckon this tweet could buy you a small yacht.

Sky News Australia

@SkyNewsAust

3 years

Biased CNN anchor @donlemon has delivered an unhinged and baseless rant alleging every person who voted for Donald Trump is actually a Nazi and a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

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2 years

So… @PRGuy17 is actually…the Scarlet Pimpernel. I don’t care who knows it. And I don’t care millennials don’t get it. Most importantly, I don’t care.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

4 years

Did the Oz just find a way to make its readers worried about climate change?

The Australian

@australian

4 years

Plummeting visibility on Sydney Harbour has forced a major yacht race to be cancelled.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

2 years

Surely Novak’s biggest mistake was trying to enter the country hours after the PM had a bad press conference about Jenny buying the RAT tests except the ones he already gets for free. Big mistake, Djoker. #AO2022

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@charliepick

3 years

Hey Melbourne- if you can, go get vaccinated. It’s important. To put it in terms we understand- we don’t want the Grand Final at the Gabba ever again.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

5 years

Sky NZ have dropped @SkyNewsAust . Let that sink in.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

2 years

Imagine saying these things out loud

Simon Love

@SimoLove

2 years

During a debate on a Greens Public Housing bill, Liberal MP @WendyLovellMP told @vicparliament : “There is no point putting a very low income, probably welfare-dependent family in the best street in Brighton..” @10newsfirstmelb #springst

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

5 years

Is this who we are?

7NEWS Brisbane

@7NewsBrisbane

5 years

An Irish family living in country Victoria is facing deportation, because their son has cystic fibrosis. 4-year-old Darragh was born in Australia, but is considered a burden on our health system, now his parents are pleading with @PeterDutton_MP to let them stay. #7NEWS

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@charliepick

4 years

Doctors say that tests to find out what her job is remain inconclusive.

The Hill

@thehill

4 years

Ivanka Trump works from home after interacting with official who tested for coronavirus

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

4 years

Siri, give me a metaphor for white privilege.

Adam Zwar

@adamzwar

4 years

Is it possible that Sydney 2000 was Cathy Freeman's second biggest triumph behind the '96 Stawell Gift when she started 54m behind the field and got elbowed in the final straight? If you haven't seen this, you need to.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

3 years

@juliamacfarlane Hey Julia. I’m a big fan. But this opinion, claps and all, ignores that we shut our international borders, did hard lockdown and followed the science. Given that Brexit itself was predicated on stopping free movement, surely controlling the borders was possible.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

2 years

There’s a state election in Victoria in November. The opposition have taken the novel approach of setting itself on fire 3 months before polling day. It’ll be interesting to see how it goes…

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

3 years

@juliamacfarlane In August Melbourne and the UK had the same daily case rate. Melbourne did everything required and now has a case rate of zero. Competent government that has the strength to give people bad news and make tough decisions is the only way to get on top of this.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

1 year

Did you fire all the women?

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

1 year

Just leaving Twitter HQ code review

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

6 years

Dude. You’re PM now. Maybe your source reading for children’s mental health should extend beyond the Tele. Maybe check with the AMA or your own health ministry or your own education department or your own parliamentary enquiry into safe schools. Go Sharkies!

Scott Morrison

@ScoMo30

6 years

We do not need ‘gender whisperers’ in our schools. Let kids be kids.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

6 years

If I were a high-profile independent living in Warringah and considering a career in politics, I’d be booking some headshots right about now. #WentworthVotes

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

3 years

Shame on you.

Miranda Devine

@mirandadevine

3 years

I guess we really shouldn’t be surprised at what’s happening in the Capitol after the way leftist violence was condoned most of last year. You let the genie out of the bottle, there’s no telling where it goes

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Charlie Pickering

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2 years

Seriously, if you told the Australian people “We can overcome climate change, but billionaire miners will bear the brunt” I reckon you’d have about 90% support.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

5 years

Nah dude. It’s a hatred of convicted child rapists and their protectors. But do continue...

The Bolt Report

@theboltreport

5 years

BOLT: I need to respond to a lot of people I angered yesterday - I knew defending Cardinal Pell could get me lynched. This hatred for Pell. It is so intense. #theboltreport @SkyNewsAust MORE:

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Charlie Pickering

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4 years

You don’t make that speech if you won. You make it if you lose but don’t accept it.

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Charlie Pickering

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6 years

Imagine, just for a moment, our leaders were thoughtful enough to not ACCIDENTALLY vote for a white supremacist bill in parliament.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

4 years

What’s his tipping point? When the number of lives lost equals the number of jobs promised by Adani?

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Charlie Pickering

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7 years

If @TonyAbbottMHR , @PeterDutton_MP and @LyleShelton cared about kids, they'd fight against gambling ads at the #NRLGF not a love song.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

5 years

New rule: before a public figure expresses a view on climate change, they have to explain their understanding of it. If some motherfucker’s going to gamble my kid’s tomorrow, they have to do the reading first.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

5 years

My mate Harry died last night. Thanks to Twitter and his son John, the world gathered around his bed in his final days. His life was visited by more than a fair share of hardship, and he gave every ounce of himself to the world in return. I will miss him. @Harryslaststand

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

5 years

"World's oldest rebel", wartime hero, author, activist and fierce defender of the NHS - RIP Harry Leslie Smith [Tap to expand]

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6 years

It took too long. It hurt too many. But we are finally there, Australia. The patience, dignity and resilience of the LGBTQI community has been extraordinary....and I'm available for weddings... #MarriageEquality

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

2 years

@AmyRemeikis Also (minor point) - to say that their gov has done more on this issue than anyone before when it was the previous government that called a Royal Commission on it really shouldn’t be allowed to stand. Journos should challenge that BS.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

6 years

I really think ScoMo needs to say 'fair dinkum' more. Not sure it's cutting through. Maybe work it into phrases, like 'If I hear him say it again I will fair dinkum throw up'.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

3 years

But, and I want to make this perfectly clear, it’s not a race.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

2 years

The Weekly, Tomorrow Tonight and Hard Quiz all work very closely with ABC librarians and archivists. We would often be lost without them. And the ABC archives are such a significant resource and record of Australian culture. The work these folks do is vitally important.

amanda meade

@meadea

2 years

Breaking: ABC to abolish 58 librarian and archivist jobs with journalists to do archival work

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

6 years

Worth noting that during the #ABCspill all broadcasts went to air unempeded. During the #libspill #qt was cancelled and legislation went un-passed including legislation to protect victims of domestic violence.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

2 years

I suspect all this may fuck with someone’s planned move to the after dinner speaking circuit on the topic of pandemic management.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

4 years

So tell me more about your version of democracy where those with fewer votes should get their way. Sounds interesting. 🙃

Matt Bach

@bach_mp

4 years

Shattered that we could not defeat Labor’s extreme State of Emergency laws last night. Labor got the numbers (just, 20-19) after doing secret deals with the Greens and two other cross benchers. We should never forget this outrageous affront to our democracy. #springst

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

5 years

This is the deputy PM misleading the Australian people, repeatedly, despite being corrected by journalists multiple times to his face. What a bum.

Sky News Australia

@SkyNewsAust

5 years

. @ljayes on the medivac bill: It's simply not true that rapists and murders will come here due to this legislation. @M_McCormackMP : There are ways and means to get here. MORE: #FirstEdition

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

7 years

If you're afraid of this, you must be afraid of so much in this world. What a shame. To be so fearful.

NRL

@NRL

7 years

Same Love - @macklemore feat. @marylambertsing #NRLGF #NRL

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

5 years

This is the biggest news of the weekend. Worldwide.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

4 years

Dear employer, please do better than this.

ABC News

@abcnews

4 years

#BREAKING : US President Donald Trump has claimed the election is a "major fraud" on American public and has flagged a Supreme Court challenge.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

6 years

Morrison: (Turns to staffer) We’re going to need a bigger bus.

The Australian

@australian

6 years

#BREAKING : Scott Morrison has failed to arrest the slide in support for the government, with the Coalition falling back another point behind Labor on a two-party-preferred basis #Newspoll

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Charlie Pickering

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5 years

I’m so impressed that the Wallabies beat the All Blacks AND a vengeful, homophobic god.

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Charlie Pickering

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3 years

Really can’t believe Marg agreed to do this. Icon. #TheWeekly

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

2 years

“And if you like what we do here in the Australian Government don’t forget to join our Patreon…”

Peter Dutton

@PeterDutton_MP

2 years

The water hasn’t gone down yet, and we haven’t seen the full extent of the damage to our community due to catastrophic flooding. We have started a fundraiser to help local residents and businesses who have been affected.

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Charlie Pickering

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6 years

This WH photo is of @realDonaldTrump working during the #TrumpShutdown ...with not a single thing on his desk. Just a phone that, in all likelihood, is not even plugged in. #maga

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@charliepick

2 years

Fuck anyone who thinks kids should have to know this stuff.

David Hogg 🟧

@davidhogg111

2 years

Every parent in America needs to watch this

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

6 years

Am I the only person who thinks it’s weird that when there is #libspill speculation people say ‘Dutton’ not ‘Julie Bishop, obviously. I mean are you kidding? Julie Bishop 💯only sensible choice. Julie Bishop’. Wonder why.

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Charlie Pickering

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3 years

I post this quietly.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

6 years

Mate, I’ll start taking your advice on living in Melbourne the day you take my advice on being an overlord who instigated a program of checking people’s papers on trains because he ‘didn’t read a press release’ and backed down in minutes because this is Australia not Europe 1940.

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Charlie Pickering

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7 years

Churches should be able to decide who they do and don't marry. Everyone else - do your job. Cakes aren't a fucking sacrament. #auspol

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7 years

'Mr Trump, we think it would look great if you were in an old wooden chair turning on a slight angle' 'Like this?' 'Perfect' #TimeMagazine

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4 years

Those crazy Aussies

The Washington Post

@washingtonpost

4 years

Australia has almost eliminated the coronavirus — by putting faith in science

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5 years

“They eat their young, they’ve never learned to swim, they keep quokkas as pets and I’ve heard some of them use telepathy to send messages to the devil”

Sky News Australia

@SkyNewsAust

5 years

Bronwyn Bishop: ‘The Greens are a disgusting Party'. ‘They do not believe in the nation state, they don’t love Australia, they are anti-Australian people & yet Labor happily take their votes & nothing is said'. MORE: #pmlive

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

6 years

Sorry. Who are you again?

Tony Abbott

@HonTonyAbbott

6 years

Today is the fifth anniversary of the election of the Abbott government. It’s a good government, getting better!

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5 years

My medical advice- eat a big bag of shit and see me in the morning.

Scrap Medicare, mandate private health cover: NIB boss

The head of one of Australia's biggest health insurers has called on the government to abolish Medicare and let the private sector pay for healthcare.

www.afr.com

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Charlie Pickering

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2 years

Good telly

Lucky Lance

@theluckylance

2 years

Lol

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1 year

If this is your take, might be time to get out of the take business. Ping @rgcooke

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@charliepick

4 years

This MUST be televised.

VANITY FAIR

@VanityFair

4 years

Trump has signaled to allies that the Secret Service will have to drag him from the White House kicking and screaming

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5 years

Does the LNP have some secret internal polling that says shouting is winning over the electorate? @InsidersABC #auspol #Insiders

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Charlie Pickering

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6 years

You know it’s possible that @realDonaldTrump is like Klinger trying to convince everyone he’s mad so that he can get sent home

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

3 years

CovidSafe cost more than $14 million, and only found 17 cases. $14 million / 17 cases = $800,000 dollars a case #TheWeekly

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Charlie Pickering

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4 years

Hey #QuadenBayles -you are awesome and you are loved. I was bullied a lot at school. There were days that I wanted to never go back and I wished I wasn’t who I was. But it got better. You’re a million times stronger than I was. The world is a million times better with you in it.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

5 years

Tough to convince the country to stick with the government when the ministers won’t.

Sky News Australia

@SkyNewsAust

5 years

#BREAKING : Sky News can confirm Minister for Defence Industry @StevenCiobo and Defence Minister @cpyne will not be recontesting the next election.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

5 years

. @kurtfearnley is the best. Our country is so lucky to have him.

ABC The Drum

@ABCthedrum

5 years

“We tried the pure corporate route. There was a saving of $1.6b but there was a kid who required a wheelchair in Toowoomba who was being pushed around in a wheelbarrow. If that's not a fair indicator that something’s wrong I don't know what it is.” @kurtfearnley on #NDIS #TheDrum

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Charlie Pickering

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6 years

Making @theweeklytv with Kitty has been one of the great joys of my career. She has been a great friend for a long time. She is as funny as anyone on the planet. I have been lucky to have her on my show. Thanks Kitty.

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Charlie Pickering

@charliepick

5 years

Ok, bitch.

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

5 years

Don’t call me ‘hun’. I identify as male, but ‘hun’ normally applies to a female (‘honey’) which means you are mockingly mis-gendering me & that’s now apparently a criminal offence in Britain. Unless you meant ‘hun’ as a derogatory term for Germans in which case you’re a racist.

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Charlie Pickering

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6 years

. @VictoriaPolice were incredible today. Bravery, restraint, competence. Remarkable. The world could learn from you. Thank you.

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Charlie Pickering

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4 years

VP. Dope.

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Charlie Pickering

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4 years

“Mr President, can you please dance to a gay anthem like you’re jackin’ some dudes?”

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2 years

The West Australian

@westaustralian

2 years

Australia’s richest woman Gina Rinehart has said sport should not be used to push social or political views.

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Charlie Pickering

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4 years

I would like to thank the birds of my neighbourhood who have kept me sane throughout stage 4. Seems appropriate to do it with a tweet.

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Charlie Pickering

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6 years

This is amazing

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Charlie Pickering

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6 years

I believe the collective noun is a 'regatta' of douchecanoes

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Charlie Pickering

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9 months

I’ve informed both of my children that I’m renaming them McKenzie Arnold.

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Charlie Pickering

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3 years

I make a big effort not get get into religious debates, but in my experience Sikhs nail it. Repeatedly.

Sikh Volunteers Australia

@AustraliaSikh

3 years

Sikh Volunteers is heading to Maribyrnong apartment to help residents with Freshly cooked vegetarian meals. Thanks to all Harding volunteers and generous donors. SVA will be serving meals to all 200 residents tonight.

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4 years

Who on earth thinks this is a way to behave. Let alone in public discourse. Let alone a senator. What an absolute disgrace.

Senator Murray Watt

@MurrayWatt

4 years

New lows for LNP - Senator Amanda Stoker accuses Qld Premier of being “the knee on the throat of the businesses of Qld, stopping them from breathing.” Who uses the words of a dying man to score a political point?

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Charlie Pickering

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4 years

This is such an awful decision. Women and children trapped in situations of domestic violence should be able to trust the police, not worry if they’ll share their whereabouts with their abusers. He definitely shouldn’t keep his job.

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Charlie Pickering

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2 years

Does everyone realise that Alan Rickman played the worst person in the two best Christmas Movies of the modern era? Am I really late to this?

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Charlie Pickering

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5 years

This is a big deal

‘Not one new job’

Cuts to Sunday penalty rates had not created one new job or prompted business to give any extra hours to workers, admits the small business lobby, which has declared the heated political debate over...

www.theaustralian.com.au

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Charlie Pickering

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1 year

I imagine the people of Sydney will do everything they can to vote out the…Victorian Premier.