100% sure my coworker has invented a dog so he can take multiple long breaks daily under the guise of dog walks. never mentioned the dog until 2 weeks ago, now he’s “brb”ing 3 walks a day. boss asked to see a pic of the dog and he said “sorry it’s sleeping”. I encourage this.
66
2K
49K
Replies
he never said “hey I got a dog” or anything, it was just Monday and he said “gotta walk the dog, brb” like the dog was a well established detail of his lore.
1
63
7K
@LouBegaVEVO
the last part is the confirmation because sleep is the best time to take pet pics
that said respect the hustle of finding the 2024 remote-work version of smoking
0
0
62
@LouBegaVEVO
It's almost like we should all just normalize taking short breaks while working or something. Wild!
0
0
0
@LouBegaVEVO
boss should ask for a bag of evidence so even if there is no dog then he has to work for it
0
0
25
@LouBegaVEVO
I got "walk breaks" at one job I worked because I pointed out that others got smoking breaks and I also wanted to stand outside for a few minutes.
3
3
753
@LouBegaVEVO
he's not even trying at all either like it's so easy to find a picture of a dog?
3
1
487
@LouBegaVEVO
I do have a dog but anytime I leave the house while WFH and someone pings me, I say “oh I’m walking the dog be back in 20” meanwhile I’m swimming laps or at the grocery store
1
0
138