time to come clean. as I’ve begun going back into the office and found myself the be the only person on my entire floor, I have gravitated towards the end stall. gotta say. it’s rad in here. I’m in here right now. have half a mind to kick my feet up on the railings. but I won’t.

@LouBegaVEVO As an end staller I'd like to point out if you don't capitalize anything, how are we supposed to know if not capitalizing "bell hooks" was deliberately respecting her preference or merely incidental?

@MrDavidFisher speaking as a mostly first staller, i, a true ally, did it on purpose, but would never seek praise for it.

@LouBegaVEVO What if the sinks are opposite from the stalls? does this change the rankings

@Liem2LiemHarder Then both the outside stalls are neutral, and the middle stays exactly the same.

@LouBegaVEVO I’m only in the middle stall because one side is next to the urinals, and the other side is the handicapped stall. I need you to tell me that I made the right choice considering the circumstances.

@ATKraccoon I can’t in good faith do that. the middle stall is corrupting you. very dark chakras in there. your point about the handicapped stall is a very valid one. I urge you to reconsider the first stall.

@jhermann correct

@LouBegaVEVO In men's bathrooms the stall closest to the sink tends to be the one closest to the urinals. In other words, chosen by furtive perverts who wish to take more than they give.

@b_gakes You in a stall: “boy I hope somebody comes and shits on both sides of me, that would be good, I want that to happen.”

@elNingyou that’s a hazard of all public bathroom poop situations. the far stall is often the handicap-accessible stall and the middle stall is for only the freaks. the only just choice is the sink stall.

@dis_praxiic all of these are assuming the stalls are all empty. Still preference goes to the outside stalls at all times. If somebody is in the middle.... buddy, good luck

@LouBegaVEVO @Tormny_Pickeals @WindRequiem

@LouBegaVEVO Im end stall because Im going to have a loud explosive shit, and if Im at the end, it will sound marginally quieter to everyone else if Im as far away from them as possible.

@LouBegaVEVO @localrecluse Tag yourself, I'm the middle.