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Chuck E Cheese will become Deadl E Cheese at 9 PM. And all exits have been sealed to make sure you won't get out. EVER. Also a smug armchair Leftcom. he/they

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Anything we accuse Trump of, from masterminding coups to Muslim bans to waving his nuclear dick about to letting fascists run amok in government, Eisenhower did--but worse. But liberals are subsapient barn animals who can't see past decorum, so they praise worms like Ike. Why?
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@timsfunhouse @geccom3 "Tim is a virgin."
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@BonerWizard If the subjects of Westeros have to deal with the in-universe consequences of incest, so should we audience members deal with the out-universe consequences.
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@LeCineNerd @DiscoTempoJazz @Devon_OnEarth "More tomatoey, less barbecuey" I always knew your island was full of aristocratic perverts.
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@picsArtistic Did everyone just fucking forget about the Tom and Jerry episode where Tom gave up all of his possessions and went into debt to woo some lady, only for her to marry someone else, and then Tom went to commit suicide? Why not use that screencap?
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@JacksonInACup The moral of Boba Fett is -- and honestly, we should've learned this from how popular cats are as pets -- that no matter how doofy and pointless your life actually is, all people will remember is your drip.
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@goofxist @guy_freire @JutsuNoRoss I'd call Elon Musk stans Talking Pets but it's unclear whether Musk even values them in that way.
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@bread157 @waziot Where's Lego Joker. We want to see Lego Joker.
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@JacksonInACup But what's even wilder is how George Lucas, Giga-Chad that he is, saw this mass denialism of Star Wars and went 'no, you guys are right, Boba Fett is actually really awesome'.
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@polishXcellence IQ is mostly about finding patterns. That isn't nothing, but success, even at the sciences, is either about how good your intuition is and/or your ability to drill down into the details. Feynmann, one of the best theoretical physicists to ever do it, had an IQ of about 125.
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@bornposting Christians/Muslims using Pascal's wager just highlights their unexamined privilege, considering how the First Commandment specifically forbids you from worshipping other deities. While most deities don't require exclusive worship. So why not maximize your chances with paganism?
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@THEsnakemang @roselialescrime But Elon Musk isn't any good at posting. Why did he choose this path?
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@lucablight9 @candon_sean Because then they'd be on the hook for every other time the world was like 'why didn't you use your sick magic powers to take out THIS powerful sovereign'. And wizards, especially British wizards, just ain't about that responsible life.
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@HorakoviShow @pjeatsdogfood @BandBitchLani @spacegobstopper @wdymimbad Some more extremely offensive symbols we should cancel: 🇯🇵🇺🇸✝️☦️🇬🇧🌐🇫🇷
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@tahukann There's no such thing as appeasing fascism through select sacrifices. When a reactionary says they 'just' want to get rid of, say, transfolk, they're hoping we don't notice that they have similar plans to violently discipline cisgays, birth control users, and interracial couples.
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@jefffuhrealz @DavidMizner @JordanUhl This is the kind of sniveling, rules lawyering apologist the Democratic Party has been selecting for the past 40 years. Just a whining, dishonest cuck prepared with a stack of 'nyeh, well ACTUALLY' excuses to cover for their masters.
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@lelregi @yurirando It's a pseudopoetic shitpost, keep scrolling.
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@Photo_Jacks @JuliusIrvington Can't have original sin if you've never been incarnated into sinful flesh.
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@Rothmus @righteous2X The Authoritarian Personality (1950)
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@Red_Synth_Space @jamiejoestar_ It's just one excuse after another with you Trekkies, isn't it?
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@JoetheDilo1917 @DengistDuck Mussolini 3: Return of the Nazi
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@pocketoe @sabatonfan69 Stray dog, deciding not to caper out of the way of the car:
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@jpbrammer That's the real reason why nature starts us off as helpless babies. By the time we can do anything about it, we're already too deep into the system. We're drunk off of apple juice and animal crackers and pacified by Duplos.
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@WhackNicholson "My enemy is both a weak degenerate and also somehow an existential threat." Yeah, this rhetoric sounds familiar.
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@Brownhates13A @existaint Even though a plot point the VERY FIRST EPISODE is how people can't afford to live on the nicer planets like Mars.
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@GreenTextRepost That was the is. This is the ought:
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Leslie Lee making Michael Che delete his account is pretty awesome and will be tough to top, but Disco Socialist making Regina Marston completely ruin any chance she has of winning by teasing out her Inner Becky is almost as good.
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@ElectionLegal I'd call this fake and edited were it not for how a couple of weeks ago there was a drug dealer bragging about the hundreds of thousands of dollars in his bank account with screenshots.
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@jeffspross Liberalism CAN'T recognize class as a vector of oppression, because then they'd either have to admit they're scarcely more moral than the redneck MAGAs they so despise or liberals would have to abandon capitalism. And considering how DiAngelo's grift depends on capitalism...
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@NotRoary @TheEpicDept Hot take: Lisa's more wrong than Homer, at least in a Greek heroic tragedy sense. My man knew that he had no chance and was going to get his shit rekt by nature, but did it anyway. That's some powerful, admirable spite.
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Ukraine's tax revenue in 2021: $42bn Biden's Lend-Lease: $33bn Ukraine's real interest rate: NEVER less than 4% Annual 30yr repayment at 4-7-10% interest: $1.8bn / $2.6bn / $3.5bn Note how even the UK couldn't get better than 2% over 60 years. Ukraine is SO fucking fucked.
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@timmyf @meowmeowmeuw @mattyglesias It is, therefore we should be suspicious when a political consensus known for equivocating 'median' with 'mean' to hide the brutality of liberal capitalism starts using the infrequently-used, and deliberately so, 'median'.
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@71Grind @lesbiaudrey @joeyneverjoe Impossible, Eggman actually invented the things that he owns.
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@EricMGarcia @VoidOfRoses Ronald Reagan and the tax revolt began in California.
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@tanisthelesbiab Because there's an election coming up.
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@markandrews72 @T4TCLUSSY @Apple__Volcel Those who perceive cultural collapse through the lens of consumerism deserve way worse things to happen to them than not feeling enough electrical stimulation in their swollen amygdalas when they gaze upon Hamburger Palace.
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@myburningblade @PostinMonkey A blessed AND a cursed image.
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The left angsts too much over the political efficacy of its language choices. The left can't catch a break in political discourse not because we settled on the wrong word such as 'working class' or 'gaslighting' decades ago -- it's because politics are controlled by capitalists.
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@initialvw My only objection to this analysis is that there ARE people in control of the police, by way of controlling the policemen's pay and toys. But they generally don't give a damn what their pets are doing so long as property relations are maintained with minimal interference.
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@dmatkins137 @JoeSchlabotnic @benegotherit You can't ghost an STD, David. Or your bookie. Or your parole officer.
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@lunalaloopsy @hausofdecline @coryandtreezy What on this site WASN'T based on a sex comic.
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@dklmarxist Nothing like walking to the train station at 6:40a. It's still cold and dark out, and people are already lighting up:
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@aphrobeesiac @PlSSCHRIST A FITTING PUNISHMENT.
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@RaceplayShawty Superman v. The Elite, especially the cartoon, is probably the biggest argument for 'why Superman knows he shouldn't even think about going evil'. VA made him sound like Sephiroth, but twice as scary.
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@classiclib3ral @Chinchillazllla Can I just say that it's a king move to open a tweet with '<so-and-so>, who does not follow me,'
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@MattOben I'm legit in awe at the LAYERS of that tweet on the right. Such Mansplain bait could only be drafted in the Fell Forges of the Devil-King.
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@yellowgiant @jenny2x4 'Eve Afartheid'. Thank you so, so much.
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@spiritnght2 There's like a three minute window after I nut where I feel sleepy and content, and then anxiety and existential dread set in and make me even more awake than before.
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@varbmos @Balancement @alisat22 Greetings citizen, municipal wallet inspector here. We've traced your MAC address and it looks like Russian hackers swapped out your credit card for a fake one, please surrender your fraudulent cards at once.
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@akgerber Reactionaries were bombing black churches and later abortion clinics during the twilight of New Deal Liberalism and that didn't stop their opposition. Nothing's changed since then except that liberals gave up on exercising power in a way that would require confronting capitalism.
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@logicandleftism @Chinchillazllla AND creates them if the supply of ready-made goons is insufficient. Just in case you think this is a problem solvable with better training and hiring.
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@gert_henriksen @CustomWetware @qualadder @LUrbaniste I hope you learned a valuable lesson today, @CustomWetware . NEVER ask a reactionary in good faith for their thoughts on anything, you got off lucky this time with a relatively painless sales pitch.
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@LHBrauner @cami_mondeaux Peaceful protest and voting... an invincible combination.
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@disco_socialist Joss is incredibly fucking lucky Firefly got canceled when it did, otherwise he'd have had no career.
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@Adam_Neuharth @DavidMizner I'm going to be using this quote tweet a lot over the next four years, aren't I.
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@jefffuhrealz @DavidMizner @JordanUhl This is the kind of sniveling, rules lawyering apologist the Democratic Party has been selecting for the past 40 years. Just a whining, dishonest cuck prepared with a stack of 'nyeh, well ACTUALLY' excuses to cover for their masters.
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@DemonicDominic_ @intROBERTJames @GreenTextRepost Wait, why the fuck are so many varieties of gay dudes named after animals. Someone's pulling some shit!
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@AnimeSerbia What do I think, you ask.
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@OurRepublic12 @dcexaminer @JoeBiden Imagine saying this bootlicking quisling shit with a Mark Twain PFP.
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@allahliker @CarlBeijer And after Warren gets chewed up and spat out by the GOP electoral machine, the centrists will blame the leftists for: A) Pushing a candidate that was too far left to begin with. B) Playing purity politics after she got the nom. C) Being bros and not supporting a female candidate.
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@FemboyLifting @emoeraven The 50th like was over six hours ago. It is now time to deliver. Show us the Hamburger Balls, sweaty.
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@Vicky_ACAB Way too lenient. Our ancestors gave us a tried and true method of dealing with an errant warrior caste too cowardly to save the children.
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@RollingStone @JUNlPER "When what they should have really been worrying about were the Chaos Emeralds."
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@lovergirlcas @SoulDrainer_ Job interview. HR wouldn't understand.
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If Trump isn't going to face punishment for Access Hollywood, for Charlottesville, for casually threatening to nuke North Korea over Twitter, or for any of his non-Russia evil billionaire shit, what makes you think that BUT RUSSIA!! will do anything?
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@PostinMonkey "I'm not going to invest in your RiddlerCoin, Nigma." "Here, have two on the house. When you become a hundredaire in a week, you'll know your folly."
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@The_Wub_ "You do not fuck with international cargo traffic and freedom of the seas. Ever"
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@roque_coral @kenklippenstein Awesome, helpful, and totally not facile analysis of an obstacle that needs to overcome if human civilization is to survive climate change.
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@artmarkham @iamnottoph @juliefr88667164 @_Zeets And yet, most people will pretend not to notice the homeless.
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@irritated_nick @Johntheduncan @djmuel_ How are you people not getting that Peterson, Tate, et. al's peculiar rhetorical style will not and can not work for triple-digit IQ havers, i.e. most leftists? Figure out something more productive to do with your time, such as painting the Sistine Chapel with a single ass hair.
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@ItsChloeNow @XylariaVG Harley Quinn symbolizes Batman's failed attempts at rehabilitation to the point where they're actively enabling the original problem instead of treating it. And cunnilingus.
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@LaborwaveCCCP In a 'Darth Vader is less of a murderer than the Emperor of Mankind' way.
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@RenadBajodah @DJSkullfetish Looks like the joke flew pasta your head.
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@ActiveMak Who do you think you are, my dad?
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@jeffspross So we'll always get this liberal bullshit about how income inequality and war and climate change and police brutality has everything to do with our lack of education / bigoted attitudes about race and sex and religion and NOTHING to do with private property and the profit motive.
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@faecuddlebug @The_sigma_fem Instructions unclear, but I'm pleased with the result.
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@DubyaEraLeft Thank you for posting the droll images from this era and not just the cringe ones.
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@milaghorayeb You: "modern protest movements being about narcissism and not instigating meaningful change" Me [noting how every historical protest not backed by strikes/riots ended up]:
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@notkavi @juliefr88667164 @_Zeets The value is to give insincere people the emotional high of moral superiority. Quite valuable if you're into that kind of hypocrisy.
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