my phone: 🍎 APPLE PAY: RECURRING TRANSACTION COMPLETE $15.35 me, smiling serenely, closing my phone: “wonder what that’s for :)”

this happens one thousand times a month

losing control of this post so I’m getting out ahead of it to say that if you come into my replies to say some shit like “download an app to tell you what you’re spending money on each month” I will appear to you as a specter as you sleep and cause you irreversible psychic damage

@LouBegaVEVO man thanks I was looking for one of these

@mygiantrobot np I was paid $4 for this

@LouBegaVEVO I love mine!