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@ConkerLover
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8 days
@Xeon4f145d96s1 @mouseter_chef @BelfastTrust It's usually the nurses that write this crap on these things flatten the hierarchy has gotten so toxic clinical leaders has lost the plot. If doctors up and down the country did this to others there would be FTPs. I suggest we refuse doing TTO for crap like this.
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@ConkerLover
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@gaslad btw not hating on him at all. gastro - top 3 most compet IM specs to get into, drs start their portfolios in med school. my man rocks up 2 years for fun degree and rolls into gastro for free doing the dream bypassing any scut work drs have to do for 5 yrs. who wouldnt love that?
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@ConkerLover
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@Dr_Done_ @AlderHey Most of the pt exp is false economy. The dr, fully qualified, is busy doing some nonsense told by you know who. Meanwhile a diet pseudoperson who has seen the PT got all the time in the world cus theyve got a Dr to do their jobs. The sol is hire more drs as they know >staff works
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@mouseter_chef @RishiSunak Can you imagine. The boats are mostly ppl from east Africa/ war zones in me / people smugglers etc. but the bulk are easy Africa. So that lectern is essentially saying "stop the Muslims" or "stop the east Africans" it reads like Hitler and theyre too thick to see it. 1/2
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7 months
@Parody_RCGP And before people start having a go, I would do the same for a ward that just left an F1 alone to make clinical decisions with no supervision letting them be "autonomous". It absolutely goes both ways. Except one is a doctor with 5 years medical training. The other is not.
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@ConkerLover
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@mmamas1973 BTW 2/2 the person who escalated this anonymously to dr done - should note they fear "crossing scary people" that is the question. what kind of sick and twisted environment is undermining doctors and making them scared to speak up? what joke house have hospitals become?
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@DrEilidhMaria yep i agree with you. ppl didnt stink up a fuss much cus of survivor bias at the top end. now its mostly random and affecting everyone, everyones making a scene. FP/ training is shod. and HEE should be ashamed. end of the day everyones doctors no matter from 60%-90%
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@ConkerLover
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10 days
@mouseter_chef ur kids must be so upset when the school gives them meals at lunch and they dream that their dad chefs them up kings feasts on the daily.
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@ConkerLover
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8 days
@Parody_RCGP This is the way the UK wants to treat GPs. That's a joke tbh. And Wes streeting is gunna full send this type of behaviour to just drop a GP at the tip of a hat.
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@Parody_RCGP I can only go by what's refer to me on med take. @ldndoc and @DrGoblin3 know some of them. At least a quarter are just 🐕 woofie crazy ooh shenans. BP 180, patient dnv 1 day. Patient with sinusitis needs to r.o gca etc al
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@mouseter_chef @RishiSunak 2/2 "stop the boats" doesn't stop the gov from lowering energy prices where British gas have made X10 profit or telling Tesco to reduce food costs when they're may billions on profits. The real problems that are killing ppl are elsewhere and these boats don't affect it.
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@ConkerLover
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@mouseter_chef sure some time in the late noughties. thats when i noticed corp using buzz words like that crap, though i was studying then and not in "the game". its just cringe foreplay people use to set the tongues wagging of the ladder pullers and management but mostly achieves nada
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@ConkerLover
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7 days
@Microbedoc2 you took SpR shift?? also who the fuck is calling you OOH at 4am? isnt that only SpR and above???? im not calling micro OOH at 4am unless someones for full esc and not responding to mero or i need to start linezolid or theyve grown a multidrug resistant devil bug
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@ConkerLover
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7 days
@mouseter_chef its still a decent show even if your love for gaming fell off. great scifi western vibes
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@Dr_Done_ theyre not getting supervised if theyre doing WFH, this seems very private company ££
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@ConkerLover
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8 days
@mouseter_chef it started in Nu labour when he wanted to be "Innovative" with the NHS and tony blair started the dismantling of the consultant-patient model by "redefining" what a consultant was- aka not a doctor.
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@julielawtn @Xeon4f145d96s1 @mouseter_chef @BelfastTrust No you come across as offended. And also you're part of the problem of the toxic bullying that occurs against drs who don't do nowt to nurses yet ppl feel compelled to "put them in their place". I pray you dont fall ill and require the skills of a Dr you so clearly hate.
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@julielawtn @Xeon4f145d96s1 @mouseter_chef @BelfastTrust Hospitals cannot "give" a medicolegal right of prescribing drugs a highly authorised action to a pseduo clinician though nice try. Your clear offensive and snootery at my post rather than being aghast at the action of the person who wrote that sign is the problem.
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@ConkerLover
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7 days
@mouseter_chef watch fallout, its actually decent and youre a gamer i see ur ps stuff .
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@ConkerLover
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7 months
@KenZeroHarm @parthaskar @JamesTitcombe @David_ukan 2/2 or simply: there's not enough chairs to do our job or this screen been broken for 1 year or we Need more phones to do our job. QOL improvements or a flagging system that gets escalated to sort stuff out with results. 4 drs fighting over 1 phone to get jobs done for ex is 🚽
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8 days
@mouseter_chef I mean I carry salt and pepper watchers on me at work with sauces. I don't have pockets to carry these
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@ConkerLover
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7 days
@mouseter_chef THERES ONLY ONE. the other 4 are facewashes.
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@DrGoblin3 Lmfao. Or the no chest pain no ECG changes no risk factors just send a trop to cause violence.
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@MallinsonT @trishgreenhalgh even though its still poop science. let 99 year old doris take the tea. i had this discussion with dougie @ldndoc you got 100 year olds on 15 diff prevention meds. these ppl are implying caffeine free is diuresing them then wtf is furosemide spiro et al doing?
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@ConkerLover
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@choyster54 @PMccoubrie They should. Sadly a lot of their consultants just tell them to get ct kub and ppl don't ask for indication and wing
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7 days
@timricketts_ @mlkytee Wtf how you waking at 5am 100mph Ferrari engine. Made in south west built different
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@ConkerLover
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8 days
@Microbedoc2 i was about to say wtf ppl referring you sciatica and gord. physio is great
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8 days
@julielawtn @Xeon4f145d96s1 @mouseter_chef @BelfastTrust It reads how it's supposed to read. There's thousands of signs like this up and down the country. Unfortunately drs have bent over backwards for this and they're easy targets and some know who the majority offenders are. It wasn't a Dr who wrote that sign.
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@ConkerLover
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@Lucyclizine in burnt wood ward hosp?? i thought i recognised the shoddy ceiling tiles.
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@FrancesBoott @mouseter_chef I wish he'd go on there unfortunately he can only be talking about his fourth love after his wife kids and food and that Goooooooners
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@Lucyclizine WHERE IS THE SURGICAL CAP BREV
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7 months
@timricketts_ 2/2 and they dont mind PAs because PAs wont take over spec clinics/ niche/ private practise theyll just stay in hosp taking over doctors who want to GIM/AIM. Imagine being so decrepit youd rather die and take your priv practise to the grave instead of improving ops for drs.
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@ConkerLover
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@Microbedoc2 seventy ONE sqm. for 650k. thats you on 100k, working like a slave for 6 years without spending a penny. 71sqm. my blood escaped me.
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@timricketts_ @mlkytee tim prepare your body. theres people who can just wake up, at 5am every day, zero coffee, zero cold shower, just wake up like mad folk and start the day on 100mph. I need a 2 degrees shower to cold scald my brain.
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@ConkerLover
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8 days
@JasonDunne20 @Xeon4f145d96s1 @BelfastTrust That's not the point of the sign. Some of the replies of the usual suspects to this sign make me laugh. From tomorrow if we go and write on signs involving the MDT for them to clean shit and other passive aggressive notes the response would be "dangerous ego doctors". On a bike.
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@ConkerLover
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7 days
@DocEd common sense it not allowed ed
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@medicalmodelbri @JayEm846 @RCPCHtweets @dr_emmacoombe @EmmaMDyer @LittlePersonDoc Imagine 14 new drs. Imagine asking for funding from nhse, which won't happen, or investing yourself in a great SAS/ CESR program to bring talent in for 14 more drs. I know the false incentive getting paid for these "they can work at ST3" is enticing but for the children....
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@Joellambert @DrEilidhMaria ????????????? DGHs say hello. sometimes its the SHO or one pretending to be an ED SpR hence why the Med SpR is effectively giving all the medical advice to them.
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@ConkerLover
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7 days
@Lucyclizine @c0ffee_and_tv @ldndoc also: (the ride i legit almost died on lol_
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6 months
@iDrSunny bonus note, if trusts were ACTUALLY measured and held accountable for how much easier they MAKE the job for drs - the NHS would be MUCH better. No more "well theres nothing we can about that our chitty system deal with it" "nothing we can do about 1 phone or chair between u".
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@ConkerLover
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9 days
@Lucyclizine hold on hold when did i miss this
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@ConkerLover
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7 days
@Lucyclizine The jokes thing is Ur grease hair quiff would've neatly parked in the cap. Btw where's the footage. I need entertainment netflix ran out
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@ConkerLover
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7 days
@gmcuk but how the hell can you talk about trust, in general, when they CANNOT have trust in a pseudo clinician who is - by many accounts not being supervised across countries in gp practices see in undiff patients? why id it different for doctors? what makes a doctor a doctor?
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@Lucyclizine @c0ffee_and_tv "im not in essex" posts a pic of drop n smile from Saaauf end this dougz ends @ldndoc given the lethal drop and that machine actually broke down once when i was there, youre at barts? thats the only elevators that plummeted/ dont work. ah to get almost tetanus agen at AI.
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@DrJohnCosgrove Surely with all the pressures there was room for BOTH a salaries GP( who will no doubt be paid a pittance) and you for expanding patient care and pulling more patients on board?? Also zero notice. UK hates doctors. Full send your private GP do sick notes scans bloods etc.
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@ConkerLover
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@mouseter_chef @Xeon4f145d96s1 although on closer inspection using my tiny eyes I see the urinator number 2# has left urine and bog roll and has not efficiently flushed it. -1 point off team play - second hand mans splashback aint cool #bekind come oooon.
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