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Opinions my own, not my employers. Personal Twitter account. #WokeJezebel #SussexSquad

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@sassybibrarian
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Librarian here and absolutely not. 1. The liability would be huge. 2. We’re understaffed as it is. 3. Book banners are trying to strip us of our funding. 4. Our primary mission is to support and encourage literacy. Playgrounds are for play. 5. We can’t be everything!
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I am once again begging the city to open indoor playgrounds at public libraries. My child needs somewhere to burn off energy without getting frostbite, and all the private indoor trampoline parks and such are SO expensive.
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@sassybibrarian
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Someone on FB pointed this out: giving food to the hungry and drink to the thirsty are corporal acts of mercy in my faith. (Catholic) So the Georgia law is ALSO actually preventing Catholics from exercising their freedom of religion.
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@sassybibrarian
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El Paso: angry White male Charleston: angry White male Aurora: angry White male Columbine: angry white males Sandy Hook: angry White male Las Vegas: angry White male Gilroy: angry White male Isla Vista: angry White male See a trend? Immigrants aren’t the problem.
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@sassybibrarian
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@super_girl_kara @surlybassey “I’ve had all my shots” is the new Covid-era pickup line.
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@DevinCow If your gunpowder doesn’t fit in a 3 oz container, it will be confiscated. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
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@sassybibrarian
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This is Sharonda Singleton. She had 3 kids & coached high school track. Remember her. #CharlestonShooting http://t.co/UVIV2bmtOp
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@sassybibrarian
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@meran_k @AnneWheaton I think it’s so unfair dangerous animals look so cute
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@sassybibrarian
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@chris_notcapn She was an ER RN! She WORKED with Covid patients - how could she not protect them or herself?!
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@sassybibrarian
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@shannonrwatts Paranoid racists with guns is a horrible combination
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@sassybibrarian
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@MrMatthewTodd @WestminsterWAG And mocking absurd curtsies isn’t racism 🤦‍♀️
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Olivia Benson serving looks since 1999 #SVU
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@sassybibrarian
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@Luna_moon64 I definitely am not a monarchy fan but if anyone would make a decent King, it would have been Harry. He has his mom’s heart.
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@sassybibrarian
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@CNN “The American people should have a voice in the selection of their next Supreme Court Justice. Therefore, this vacancy should not be filled until we have a new president.” — Mitch McConnell, 2016.
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This is Tywanza Sanders.He liked broadcasting. He died trying to save someone else. Say his name #CharlestonShooting http://t.co/J1PLvRjsyu
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@_tdprater I’m Catholic. I personally know 3 priests who have molested friends. One was a former parish priest who went to jail, two were sued and all were defrocked. Let’s be honest. The Church does have a major problem.
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@sassybibrarian
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I’m pissing off Instagram by praising #MeghanMarkIe . I mean, apparently no one is allowed to say nice things about her? 😑
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@sassybibrarian
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@patriottakes My brother and mom died of cancer. If I said what I wanted to do to this dude, I’d be banned
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@sassybibrarian
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@AdamParkhomenko They will boo him on the sea They will boo him in the air They will boo him at the UFC They will boo him everywhere
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@sassybibrarian
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“I have one life and one chance to make it count for something... My faith demands that I do whatever I can, wherever I am, whenever I can, for as long as I can with whatever I have to try to make a difference.” - President Carter You certainly did that, Mr President
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@sassybibrarian
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@beigestucco @AZKellyT It’s funny how a message about how to return to normalcy is interpreted as communist propaganda?
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@notcapnamerica @LeaundraRoss We had a Karen incident today. Some WW went off on a pregnant lady because their car “took her spot” in the parking lot. 1) She didn’t have her blinker on 2) she doesn’t own the parking lot. Sigh
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@JoshuaPotash She is incredibly brave.
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@Acyn Someone needs a history lesson. Texas was not one of the original 13 colonies…it belonged to Mexico….
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@redheadranting @JellybeansRaw Hello, why is what they do with their body any of your own business?
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@sassybibrarian
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Trying to remember this.
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@sassybibrarian
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Hear me out - this is the most iconic duo. #SVU
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@sassybibrarian
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@CNN I'm floored by the cruelty of some of these comments. Clearly, a lot of the tweeters don't understand how lengthy & complicated the process for citizenship is. I hope they never have to seek refuge anywhere else.
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@sassybibrarian
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“Do not get lost in a sea of despair. Do not become bitter or hostile. Be hopeful, be optimistic. Never, ever be afraid to make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble. We will find a way to make a way out of no way.” #goodtrouble RIP, John Lewis ❤️
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@RonFilipkowski Did it occur to them that maybe this trip was planned BEFORE the disaster to coincide closely with the anniversary of the start of the war?!
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@sassybibrarian
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Cynthia Hurd was a librarian for 31 years. Devoted to helping others. Say her name; remember her #CharlestonShooting http://t.co/U30LpE3RMi
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@sassybibrarian
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@AP This administration is going to be the death of people 😡
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@sassybibrarian
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@BenjaminPDixon I’m one of her constituents and am absolutely appalled at this behavior.
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@sassybibrarian
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@shannonrwatts Bottom line: guns ARE the problem.
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@lavern_spicer @ahmadihamed_ @RealBrysonGray Wow, you’re lovely. Refugees are entitled to decent food. That is not it.
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@sassybibrarian
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I drew #MeghanMarkIe and I’m REALLY proud of how it turned out.
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@kylegriffin1 Such a sweet boy. ❤️
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@JoJoFromJerz @jaketapper I can’t believe she holds elected office. It boggles my mind
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@sassybibrarian
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Good job, Georgia GOP, discriminating against minority populations and religious folks.
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@sassybibrarian
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Because Miley Cyrus got shamed & Robin Thicke got applauded. Enough with the double standards. #YesAllWomen
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@sassybibrarian
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For all those folks who keep defending #BrockTurner ...
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@sassybibrarian
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You’d think that white conservative Christians would have figured this out but Republican Georgian lawmakers are not the sharpest tools in the shed.
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@sassybibrarian
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@upidaisy Love how he’s just casually taking his time checking things out
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@notcapnamerica Hahahahahah. In contrast
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@sassybibrarian
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For those of you unfamiliar with Arizona weather, this is a #haboob . Scary shit.
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@sassybibrarian
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@atrupar He’s completely given up any semblance of doing his job
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@sassybibrarian
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Find yourself someone who protects you like the #DukeandDuchessofSussex protect each other
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@sassybibrarian
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@iwritestuffnz @gia__nicole @LizCrokin @chrissyteigen @TwitterSafety Are you kidding me? Luna was in adorable costumes! If you think those are "pedo-coded", your thinking is really warped
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@sassybibrarian
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@kylegriffin1 I’m enjoying Joe’s blunt directness.
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There was a meeting in the home offuce to discuss @JortsTheCat related issues. I was not invited.
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@umairh It is a little amusing to see Trump lose again and again and again....
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@DavidAinsworth_ @ChadSlimeBased So what’s your opinion on Trump and his 3 marriages? 🤨
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@NRA This is literally all you have to say after a month of mass shootings? Gross.
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@barstoolsports And people are still in jail for weed possession?! This. Is. Ridiculous.
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@ajplus Not to sound crude or anything but I hope they whoop everyone at that competition
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@atrupar President-reject is not happy
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@sassybibrarian
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@acechhh That is precisely my issue. Also, parents can teach their kids how to behave around strangers animals but, bottom line, that kid was 3. 3 year olds don’t always behave rationally.
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@chris_notcapn That he got to walk away from that is pure white privilege
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@TizzyEnt People don’t understand that you can be literally just one paycheck away from being homeless. Where did our humanity go?!
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@MatthewJohn666 @displaced_ATX You made me laugh so I hard I choked
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@DevinCow Please store your carry on musket in the overhead bin. All bayonets must be checked in. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
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This brave man didn’t make it. Please please let’s honor his memory by taking concrete action to ensure that this doesn’t happen again #PrayForParkland #RIP #floridashooting
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Rather than talk about the coward shooter, meet Aaron Feis, football coach & security guard at Marjory Stoneman Douglas HS. He stepped in front of many students to protect them from bullets. He’s currently battling for his life at the hospital. Let’s pray for him. #hero #Parkland
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@sassybibrarian
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@washingtonpost People’s ugliness has really been front and center since 45.
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@Craig_A_Spencer It’s the “remove your mask if you’re vaccinated” fiasco all over again 🥴
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I am Christian & my faith is very different than Islam. However, I think we all can agree on this. #WhoIsMuhammad http://t.co/jtm3p0RJdK
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My heart can't take this cuteness. #SVU family
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@Boredom102 @patiencezalanga I’ve been to protests and marches but no one ever gave me these tips
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@NickBuckleyMBE Princess Margaret? Divorced Princess Anne? Divorced Prince Andrew? Divorced Charles AND Camilla: Divorcing cheaters. Take a million seats and take Meghan’s name out of your mouth.
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@GerrickKennedy @MatthewACherry When sports can contain the virus better than our government....
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@notcapnamerica I was hospitalized for epilepsy. No way would they let someone walk around unaided if they were ACTUALLY in that bad shape. Trust me. I had to call the nurse if I needed to use the restroom
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@Greg_n_Cincy @trekkiebill We’re not the one banning books and restricting healthcare
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@williamlegate Wow, that’s some heavy delusion
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@cnni There is no "other side" to fascism and Nazis. IT'S ALL BAD. ALL OF IT.
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@victoriasarberr @ProjectJosiee This contains approximately one million calories and two weeks worth of your daily sugar allotment
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Bobby Jindal's PR person on seeing #AskBobby : http://t.co/hnEIJp3qTD
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@joncoopertweets She was also at the 1/6 Capitol riots while taking over 90,000 dollars in PPP loans. 🥴
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@shaunking @wfaa That dude is on a serious power trip. Should never have been allowed to wear a badge.
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@drboycewatkins1 It doesn’t take “two to tango” here. If one person is being abusive, it’s on THEM, not on their partner.
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@sassybibrarian
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@CNN That's the politest international smackdown I've ever heard.
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@FLOTUS That awkward moment when we hear from FLOTUS first - before her husband.
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@maemiguiel1 @kylegriffin1 Inviting members not in her household to join them?! During a PANDEMIC?!
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Um, they did. You lost the popular vote by 3 million or so people
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Watched protests yesterday but was under the impression that we just had an election! Why didn't these people vote? Celebs hurt cause badly.
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@sassybibrarian
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@Phil_Lewis_ There are ALWAYS ignored red flags. ALWAYS. It’s disgusting
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@yashar @scottbix @swin24 @arawnsley Uh, come on, Joe. That’s malarkey.
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@AP This just makes what the officer did even more heinous considering how covid affects the respiratory system.
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@notcapnamerica El Paso is a border town. OF COURSE, you’ll see signs for Juarez because it’s right across! What a paranoid racist
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@NidiaCavazosTV @VP The look on her face is heartbreaking. I can’t imagine what it must be like stepping into that place
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@JoyAnnReid Dear Robert Mueller: PLEASE HURRY UP. Sincerely, the United States of America
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@YNB Here are three of them: Left to right: Dorlian Castillo Cabrera, Miguel Luna, and Maynor Yassir Suazo Sandoval. 💔💔💔
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@shannonrwatts If she has any other kids, they need to be removed from the home
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@KFILE Oh Andrew I’m so sad for you. But how she loved you. From your photos, I could tell Beans loved you both a lot. ❤️ And she really knew she was loved!
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@sassybibrarian
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@washingtonpost I think they’re just making up reasons to deny immigrants visas.
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This tweet isn't aging well.
@realDonaldTrump
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"Don't take vacations. What's the point? If you're not enjoying your work, you're in the wrong job." -- Think Like A Billionaire
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@DGlaucomflecken I lost it at this point 🤣
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@OKWildlifeDept Opossums (and me) under life stress
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