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@MNateShyamalan Does he think the anime girl gifs make him look cool
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@AntonioGo1204 @RobDenBleyker Imagine the rage Elon felt when he saw that it had over 200k likes
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@Shauner111 @comicsexplained @batmaniac92 DC fans would rather insult the entire medium of film them admit a superhero movie has problems lmao
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@aprimevalatom @sydurbanek “smirking guy in the back” is an essential part of the formula I see
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@DubiousShell @Forspoken That joke was way better than anything in the trailer
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@EclecticHams why does the very concept of dads spending time with their kids make them angry?
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@Pockicchi bisexuals we won again 🙏🤩
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@Cyber_Joy_ @Schaffrillas Pixar really not respecting the Toy Story Lore smh
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@GoodReddit My dude thirsts for girlcock
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@TheCourier007 @Bolverk15 Imagine getting triggered because a cartoon mouth looks cartoony
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@RaileyPantophl2 @MationMiss Literally just some dude
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@Fembub reminder that this dude represents himself as Joker Persona 5 recolored to look like Sans Undertale
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@Swordfish978 Kind of sad how so many people are determined to reject any nuance in fiction
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@JennyENicholson JKR's worldbuilding is fine for an escapist story for children, but terrible in any other meaningful context. It baffles me how adult HP fans delude themselves into thinking otherwise. (yes, slytherin is the house where bad people go, it's not actually more nuanced than that)
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@lukeisamazing Bro just found out about family movies and thinks he figured out a conspiracy
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@craig_rangoon People can’t simply enjoy things anymore They have to pretend it’s Activism
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@ApexAlphaJ ratio'd by pooping elmo
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@DrawnCoyote @ToonrificTariq I always feel sorry for the classic disney actors being made to read KH dialogue. Imagine being such a talented voice actor but having to read lines about DARKNESS FRIENDHIPS LIGHT OF HEARS OF DARKNESS WITHIN DARKNESS OF DARKNESS DARKNESS
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@steviepxyz @TrucksNChili @UltraT0ughScene @hausofdecline It’s genuinely kind of heartwarming to see so many people come together to unanimously reject this entire comic, so thanks for that I guess :)
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@steinkobbe Why tf is there an Elon children’s book 🤢
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@christianvandom @CBR "please feed me more endless garbage disney!"
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@issaDaManz @B00K0FTRIBE It’s actually lovely to know that bigots have to be this miserable all the time ☺️
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@ReznorokRoll Threats and intimidation is fine when they do it
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@michaelhirschbb Americans see something cool and immediately start fantasizing about domestic suffering
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@lackingsaint @CosmonautMarcus Revealing that some random cop has the first name "Robin" was the #1 stupidest thing in all the nolan movies
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@hanfjob Is there anything you could possibly tell Joe Rogan that wouldn’t lead him to react like 🤯
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@SamZilberstein @Variety Remember when Jared Leto showed up to play the joker and it was the lousiest joker of all time?
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@hanfjob The conservative movement is so Reddit
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@HamburgerHel @whyangelinawhy is there's one thing children love, it's preachy references to real world issues they can't understand forced into their princess stories!
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@RubinReport @elonmusk @alx @TheQuartering @levie Elon: *shits the bed* Dave: “brilliant move sir! No one else in big tech has the transparency to do this!”
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@ChikoritaCheez How does Nickelodeon keep finding new ways to ruin this franchise
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@ArcticSwap @DoobusGoobus Most of the fans are too young to know what sex is lmao
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@velmatheseries @GlennHowerton aren't you supposed to be gay
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@halomancer1 Imagine being too racist for Ben Garrison lmao
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@itscockroachbb WHY DOES IT MATTER IF THEY WANT TO GET PEGGED LMAOOO What is this girl even on????
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@steviepxyz No wonder you feel like nothing matters. You dedicate your life to scams 😬
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@kylaTea @therecount @elonmusk @HardDriveMag He’s been trying to think of a comeback to that Wario picture ever since
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@yourboiCTK @GreenTextRepost if it gives you any comfort, it's not real
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@airbagged Nobody even remembered that anime until the culture warriors decided to bring it up
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@therecount @elonmusk @HardDriveMag Did I just see a middle aged man say the phrase “your meme game is strong”? 😬
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@BudrykZack I love how many Far Sides are just seconds before horrific violence
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@honeyvonbunny @Bolverk15 Next time try having better opinions
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@Umiblo @DesignsLovelee It’s crazy how they’re such a serious threat in that quest but they’re silly banana ninjas in the rest of the game
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@jenny_briar It’s so funny that he thinks “computer bad!” is a better interpretation
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@OoCPokemon Somebody who knows Pokémon please explain what just happened
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@fellawhomstdve It’s amazing how they made a boba fett show while clearly having no interest in actually making a show about boba fett
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@hells__fargo @toonsgowild If only racism could be solved so easily irl…
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@ingelramdecoucy @duolingo I think they’ll survive making fun of a billionaire lol
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@GreenTextRepost fake, 4chan posters do not have wives
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@ZSAQ192 @OoCPokemon Endeavor sounds OP as hell lol
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@Schaffrillas The constant unhinged behavior from Xenoblade fans has convinced me to never even touch that franchise
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@tlozbrainrot The ability to pause time and consume ungodly amounts of food was given to him by the shrine of resurrection
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@TheEpicDept what is someone this smart and eloquent doing on 4chan lmao
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@thebiggoku @dklmarxist I do not think that character can be older than twelve
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@oceanflowerrs Goombella should be in every game
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@VaubelDamian @Teddy__Hart @animebuche If you’re not attracted to women that’s ok 👍
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@pyramidserum Wait was the stuttering in the original?
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@GamingEelektros @hells__fargo @toonsgowild What the fuck are you talking about 🤨
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@CosmonautMarcus I like the idea that the spider powers give him the knowledge of how to make that
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@AliensExist4200 @duolingo Gonna cry because they made fun of daddy Elon?
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@WhackNicholson Cartoon villain: I’m going kidnap a princess and force her to marry me! Redditors: wow so relatable
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@BubblesZap_ @SIM0NJESS Or just write it so she never became Oracle in this timeline….
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@CaelanConrad Oh hey that’s me
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@lackingsaint I saw this and thought the customer was obviously in the wrong but all the replies are praising him???
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@joaschway @nescartridges Jerma does not deserve this slander
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@thapitofthebul1 @ShitpostGate There’s a potential joke here involving a mermaid blowjob idk
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@ZornAusAeonen @JordanUhl Some dude ghosted some women and now corporations want to destroy him
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@lackingsaint @CosmonautMarcus revealing his name was Richard Grayson would have been one thing, but they probably didn't trust the audience to know that Robin's name isn't actually "Robin"
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@techboieski @freakcuddles I feel like this is the meme but backwards. Tough woman who went through a lot + kind and decent man
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@AriDrennen wait this is actually even better than the original headline 🫡
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@keffals What are they even hoping to accomplish by doxxing a police chief
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@leyawn it's very brave of him to stand up to the tyranny of bikini women
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@Schaffrillas This movie would be better if everything about Mattel executives plot was cut completely, and the word “Mattel” was never said aloud a single time
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@saffrox765 @MurmurLilies This is the kind of stuff we can look forward to once the mouse enters public domain 🙏
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@Kirbizard @swolecialism Too many pixels 🤢
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@OldMemeArchive …that last panel is cropped porn, isn’t it?
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@pichitime I don't know who the artist is who went crazy and make this, but I want to thank them
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@flamryn @utdrhistory Toby is probably relieved
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@jbrentwallace @alecrobbins No, I’m pretty sure bugs bunny is real and they killed him 😢
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@lilgrapefruits Idk the difference but I call myself bi because the flag is better 🤷
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@JudgmentalGoat2 @RobDenBleyker you got three whole movies bro, stop whining
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@VoicesByZane bro I’m pretty sure that’s just a separate character at that point lmao
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@lackingsaint Misogynists on Twitter realized they can say whatever the hell they want as long as they say “white women” instead of “women”
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@FlamingOranges Blood moon is taking too long, time to make new monsters
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@OutOfContextCN “WELL IF YOU DONT LIKE MY SHOW YOURE FAT AND UGLY!!!”
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@forsapphic There is literally no heterosexual explanation for that
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@jeremysmiles People really just think that “POV” just means “I am now going to do a video about this topic”
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