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@hanfjob

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@hanfjob

2 years

johnny wearing the exact same fit as steve harvey is so fucking funny

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@WhitneyM02

2 years

Steve Harvey had no idea how to react to Johnny Knoxville here, I am crying laughing

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@hanfjob

10 months

*pulling petals off a flower* it’s so over we’re so back it’s so over we’re so back

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10 months

lmfao

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9 months

they kinda beasted on this one

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9 months

We’re not the Island Boys!

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@hanfjob

6 months

baja blast baby ⚡️

@bajablastbabee

6 months

If someone says you look like you “give good hugs” you’re either fat or look like you’re retarded I’m sorry

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@hanfjob

6 months

dating history: -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled -bad bitch i fumbled

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@hanfjob

2 years

*honks your boob* peace be with you

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@hanfjob

3 months

this may be easily one of the funniest tweets i’ve ever seen tbh

social anxiety

@thedarkprowler

3 months

me: *trying to conceal tears after learning my wife cheated on me* my 5 year old son in the back of my gmc grand sierra:

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@hanfjob

1 year

i give off a very “not doing well” vibe that discomforts the people around me

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@hanfjob

2 years

i’m such a cutie pie it’s a bummer i’m insane

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@hanfjob

5 months

hell yeah ma

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@hanfjob

2 years

yeah i got an eating disorder, eating dis order of pussy

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@hanfjob

1 year

i’m sorry ms. jackson…i am fr /:

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@hanfjob

6 months

i need this to be the winner so badly

Torey Van Oot

@toreyvanoot

6 months

!!!!! NEW MN STATE FLAG DESIGN SUBMISSIONS LIVE --->

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@hanfjob

2 years

everyone gangster til the tickle monster show up

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@hanfjob

9 months

this guy is my favorite guy now

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@hanfjob

9 months

it’s cool to film yourself being a retarded dickhead

Alex Stein #99

@alexstein99

9 months

All I wanted was a cheesy, bean & rice burrito from @tacobell but I got much more…..

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@hanfjob

1 year

21, can you take my shift for me

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@hanfjob

11 months

been workin on this guy for 7 years 🖕

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@hanfjob

1 year

say your prayers try guys

2DArray

@2DArray

3 years

when you need to shoot exactly four evenly-spaced dudes

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@hanfjob

5 months

autism be damned that boy can perform cunnilingus

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@hanfjob

19 days

happy birthday weed

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@hanfjob

3 months

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@lilmissboujeee

4 months

what does it even mean when a man says “i got alot going on”?

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@hanfjob

10 months

you are gay!!! homosexual!!!!

Nick

@NicholasVerola

10 months

This is her without makeup. Definitely mid.

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@hanfjob

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@hanfjob

17 days

stop filming and help him!!!!

No Context Cats

@nocontextscats

17 days

First time going to the theater

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@hanfjob

6 months

backshots here

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@hanfjob

8 months

i’m sorry miss jackson /: i am fr

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@hanfjob

1 year

can i come over and lay in your bed with jeans on

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@hanfjob

9 months

idk this also feels like a crime

Daniel “Durt Godain” Godfrey

@danielgodfrey

9 months

“WhY iS cRiMe sO LoW iN JapAn?” Because the Japanese handle their business.

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@hanfjob

5 months

just killed myself 100 times in my mind

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@hanfjob

11 months

crazy that he’s dead now

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@hanfjob

7 months

funniest video i’ve ever seen in my life

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@g4ys0n

1 year

me watching chopped

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@hanfjob

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@JayRSocials

1 year

quote this with a conversation with your parent

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@hanfjob

4 months

things would’ve gone differently if i were that close to jimmy fallon

hannah

@hannahfeldman_

4 months

i saw @GreenDay tonight for $2.90

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@hanfjob

1 year

she is going to be ************

Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA

@GRDecter

1 year

BREAKING: US Representatives AOC introduces bill to ban Congress from trading and owning stocks.

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@hanfjob

2 years

hottest woman i’ve ever seen on a subway platform walked by me and i look like this it’s so fucking over dude

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@hanfjob

6 months

he’s becoming too powerful

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@hanfjob

1 year

this thing makes me so horny 💯

The Prophet 🧎🏿

@theprophetdub

1 year

this thing ruins outfits

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@hanfjob

4 months

i wish i could kill myself but too many people would be happy

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@hanfjob

3 months

This is so beast

emelia (they/ them)

@Stolenwine

3 months

hey I’m gonna be really annoying for a while because my best friend said yes :)

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@hanfjob

8 months

i’m in tears dude

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@hanfjob

5 months

if i owned a gun i know it’d be against my head 76% of the time it was in my hand

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@hanfjob

8 months

ngl after the first monkey fell off and bumped his head i would’ve stopped jumping on the bed

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@hanfjob

1 year

keys are lowkey goated when getting into your apartment is the vibe

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@hanfjob

8 months

aight

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@hanfjob

2 years

trying to flirt with a waitress and accidentally writing my phone number in the tip section of the receipt and charging 7 billion dollars to my debit card

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@hanfjob

9 months

i can’t stop watching this and losing my mind. this is an incredible post

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@hanfjob

10 months

wait til she hears about the other 2 places they dropped the bombs

Alisa Valdes, Novelist

@AlisaValdesRod1

10 months

Can't wait for the Oppenheimer buzz to die. The bomb those men built? They dropped in on New Mexico to test it. On my mother. She was 18 months old, in the fallout zone. Of the 21 girls in her high school class, 17 had leukemia. Tell THAT fucking story, Hollywood.

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@hanfjob

22 days

i wish my dad took me to costco instead of the liquor store

Mittens THE CATMAN (2022)

@JUSTcatmeme

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I can’t take this shit. They have to be stopped.

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@hanfjob

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@hanfjob

10 months

letting my girlfriend out to run around in the yard

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@hanfjob

1 year

once i figure out how to make my penis do this it’s so over

rosie

@jasminericegirl

1 year

ok i washed my face and changed my clothes, look up Thrust from @bellesaco 😭 video for reference bc u need to see to understand 😭😭 u can find it on their site BUT this wasn't a sponsored tweet so CAN Y'ALL WAIT A MIN and lemme see if i can get a link first before u buy pls

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@hanfjob

2 years

Diagnosing You With Autism | ROLEPLAY | ASMR |

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@hanfjob

5 months

slowed and reverbed? chopped and screwed? what’s next, sucked and fucked?

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10 months

new ink

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10 months

@WATCHOUT4JAKES “max please don’t do that, that was really cool”

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@hanfjob

9 months

why is larry david saying the n word

Larry David

@NotLarrayy_

9 months

This nigga is off the real goop man he can barely breathe

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@hanfjob

1 year

i’m thankful for boobs and weed and cheesesteak

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1 year

me reaching for the remote when it’s on the other side of the couch

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@hanfjob

2 years

are those boobs in your shirt or are you just happy to see me

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6 months

i like this guy

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@hanfjob

2 years

a relationship is just having a girl best friend that you have sex with sometimes

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@hanfjob

4 months

goddammit i thought i was gonna be the first

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@hanfjob

2 years

me and the bad bitch i got from being retraded on twitter

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1 year

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2 months

gen z morrissey: i can’t play fort tonight cause i haven’t got a skin to wear

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9 months

i feel like you’d notice if your students were sucking on their high lighters

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1 year

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1 year

locked and loaded

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@hanfjob

8 months

you should really only have like 2 a week

max n' cheez

@maxthomm

8 months

What's your beer take that got you like this?

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@hanfjob

1 year

hate to be a bother but may i see them

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9 months

your penis is so slay

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11 months

@18cuttlefish i did it myself

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10 months

3 red bulls 2 joints 4 white claws. the dam that holds the homosexual thoughts is about to burst.

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1 year

she let me hit cause we’re dating

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1 year

im kinda like if a teenager was 25

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9 months

really cool boobs do you wanna get married

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24 days

didn’t get a rug today but i did go bowling so that’s pretty cool

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9 months

anyone wanna start a restaurant in the continental hotel from john wick

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2 years

me at my shift at the dick sucking factory

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1 year

tim pool using 2 rick and morty jokes

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@hanfjob

1 year

bro are you courting her? bro be fr are you courting that?

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@hanfjob

1 year

this is what being a male server in a restaurant feels like

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@hanfjob

2 years

giving her back shots like im george and she’s lenny

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@hanfjob

1 year

any guy would eventually get to this point if he was bored at home long enough

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I have been locked in my house to perfect the 7 styles of WUDAN. Join me in the fight against the Matrix:

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@hanfjob

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it’s nice to see yourself represented in media

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@legotrillermoth

7 months

most depressed man of all time just dropped

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@hanfjob

11 months

when i was like 14 i saw a fat kid eating ice cream at mcdonald’s and he looked so happy i asked my mom if we could also get ice cream and when she said yes i took a picture of him and thanked him on facebook

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(trying to take things slow) i’m in love with you

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7 months

vaxxed?

Daily Loud

@DailyLoud

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Bobi the world’s oldest dog dies at 31 🙏

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@hanfjob

2 years

happy halloween can i see your boobs

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2 years

first date idea i move in

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1 year

putting your hands up and screaming like you’re on a roller coaster while getting sucked off

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Hillary Clinton

@HillaryClinton

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Greta & Margot, While it can sting to win the box office but not take home the gold, your millions of fans love you. You’re both so much more than Kenough. #HillaryBarbie

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