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Daniel “Durt Godain” Godfrey

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My new (first!) book, Wizards & Warriors & Me, will be available 05.06.2024! You’ll be able to get it in paperback on Amazon.

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I wonder how women are doing? Oh.

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I changed my mind. Send him to prison.

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“WhY iS cRiMe sO LoW iN JapAn?” Because the Japanese handle their business.

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@LizzyStarrrdust He was probably just gonna say, “you dropped this” or “ you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe.” We will never know.

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@MattWalshBlog

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@cavannastan They’re so addicting though. I’m a man and I can’t help myself. “Meet Sarah Johnson. Little did she know that average sunny day that terror would…” annnnnd I’m hooked.

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@MattRyan0070 Maybe she was right in this case.

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@TheCensoredRock

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@hamcarless Her loss, my gain.

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Guys. It was me.

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Oh no. Kotaku writers might have to actually start playing video games so the editor in chief resigns. Lol. Lmao even.

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@shoe0nhead “Houston, I just think it’s funny that you…”

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Check out my band. We don’t speak to or approach women in Target parking lots in broad daylight from 30 feet away.

I Am The Icarus

Artist · 122 monthly listeners.

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The anthem of hungry men all over the world.

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When did Jay-Z turn into a lesbian aunt?

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I’m this old.

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Sing it with me! “I ate nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!”

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My kid when I’m doing anything.

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Some of you still would.

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This is the only picture I have of my mom and dad. I miss them every single day.

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Lmaooooo!

𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕂

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It appears parking lot girl wants attention, just has to be the right kind.

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@matthewpday

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@ForestMommy WHAT EVEN ARE WOMEN?!

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@fasc1nate Titanic.

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Good morning.

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2 years

Good morning.

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@CapcomL10N Thanks for removing the Rising Sun from E. Honda’s stage in Street Fighter II. I feel so much safer now.

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I quit music today because I could never surpass this. Like not even close.

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The world you grew up in no longer exists.

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My sleep paralysis demon.

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Good morning.

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“THAT… is not The Crow.”

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Sega wished everyone a happy Easter like normal human beings.

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Today is #TransgenderDayOfVisibility . Trans people have always been a part of our worlds; we're proud to support them both within our games and in real life.

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@jcfeagans Had to get those internet brownie points.

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Good morning. It just keeps getting worse.

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@JesseKellyDC

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Indiana is SO back.

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Most of us will never reach Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner levels of cool.

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3 years

We live in a nightmare.

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2 years

Calling me a fascist at this point has about the same sting as calling me a doo doo head.

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Can I say something without everyone getting mad? 30%-50% of people don’t have this. I don’t remember anyone ever saying they didn’t have an internal monologue until the 2010s. These people are either idiots who don’t understand what an internal monologue is or they’re liars.

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Twitter just paid me $69 for shitposting.

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Someone stop Mickey Rourke.

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Because modern gaming fucking sucks.

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When I stopped eating seed oils, started believing in god, I lost 669lbs and my hair grew back.

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“Daniel why don’t you like to go into the woods?” I don’t know.

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Women, what’s stopping you from looking like this?

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@Mangalawyer Welcome. Won’t you stay awhile?

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@balticbeast45 Hahaha! You’re right, it’s basically that “high beams” scary story we told as kids and teenagers.

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“So anyway, I started hacking.”

cummunism 🇵🇸 (well-dressed Marxist city kid)

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this blew up. this age-old obsession with myths of childhood innocence, purity, and social control are missing the truth, though: children have sexualities! and they are, adolescents above all, having sex and jacking off, etc. children oughta be educated about sexuality.

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If you reheat pizza in the microwave then you’re not gonna make it. Reheat it in the oven, eat it cold or get REKT, loser.

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When I watched Predator with my dad as a kid I asked him if the predator was real and he just said, “I don’t know, son.” I didn’t sleep for days.

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Good morning.

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Good morning. I had a vision. I made a meme.

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Good morning.

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Oh. 2024 is gonna be an intolerable shitlib nightmare isn’t it?

CONSEQUENCE

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Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong altered the lyrics in “American Idiot” to sing, “I’m not a part of the MAGA agenda,” during the band’s performance on Ryan Seacrest’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.

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Sam Harris microdosed himself retarded.

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Grandma’s Boy was the peak of comedy films and it’s all just downhill after that.

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Good morning.

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@archi_tradition

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Good morning.

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Me unvaccinated with 140 IQ.

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A new study investigated the association between intelligence and the likelihood of getting vaccinated for COVID. In a sample of more than 750,000 people, more intelligent people were considerably more likely to get vaccinated for COVID.

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Isn’t it ironic? You oughta know.

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Waiting for my neighbors to go inside so I can take the trash out.

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Imagine being this wrong about something.

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None. Every single one of these is emblematic of the awful state of rock in the 90s. 😢

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@TheCriticalDri2 They aren’t offended enough to not profit off the remasters though.

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Good morning.

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Good morning.

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Good morning. It’s winter 1989. What do you want for Xmas?

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@shoe0nhead This shoe?

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Good morning.

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Become a libertarian and start a podcast?

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666 days to flatten the curve. We did it guys.

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RIP In Peace Forever Paul Ruebens. I loved Pee-wee Herman but this shit always made me laugh so hard.

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Get in loser, we’re going to Kay-Bee’s.

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Good morning.

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@FollowWIN @wvcfd @abc4utah You got caught, being a fucking asshole.

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@karababy4224 @iamtheicarus Correct. I’ve literally done this.

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“Daniel, why do you think everything is a false-flag or a psyop?” I don’t know.

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I fucking hated Captain Planet and the Planeteers when I was a kid. I thought it was corny and embarrassing. That’s why I turned out so rad. If you liked it, odds are you turned out to be a fucking dorkass nerd.

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@cavannastan If Keith Morrison says just one word I’m stuck on the couch.

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Good morning, brøthers.

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@TommysDesktop Have fun I guess.

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Chris Units

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Said it before, but it's time to refresh my hottest take 🔥🔥🔥: Inheritance tax should be 100%. America's obsession with generational wealth is weird and exacerbates economic inequality. Your kids should work hard for their money like everybody else.

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Good morning.

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If you can’t name this iconic ‘70s folk duo then you’re not a fan of the genre.

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@TheDawnShow1 Lmao 💀 I’ve said shit like that before just because I was in a bad mood.

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Good morning. Remember?

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Good morning. Maybe we should.

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PUTIN: "Now, forgive me this brief digression, but I want to discuss the history of emo." TUCKER: "You mean Midwest emo--" PUTIN: "No. “Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but…

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I hate this place sometimes.

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Like what the fuck are we even doing anymore?

‘I’m 28. And I’m Scheduled to Die in May.’

Some right-to-die activists want everyone to have access to euthanasia—even young people with mental illness. Are they also making suicide contagious?

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@WilliamA_33 @UltimoLegend