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Ugly hot mess appreciator. currently co-hosting @musicalsplainin . Baby Billy Hive. writing stuff for @thelindsayellis .

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Joined May 2009
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Me when I spread misinformation
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good evening, clarice
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Every day I get down in my knees and thank God that Glee ended before WAP came out
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I genuinely love the movie Ratatouille but it does blow my mind how the only woman chef in the kitchen talks about how hard it is for her in a male-dominated career and she still ends up having to bow to the knowledge of a rat lmao
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Everyone’s having a normal one on the Cracker Barrel Facebook page
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This is not just good, it is exquisitely good. Transcendent parody in the sense that it is also really fun and likable.
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Showing my toddler this important moment in sports history
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"The Chain" is a song that's been used about 700 billion times in media and I still get excited every time I hear it on a soundtrack.
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3 years
It’s called monsterfuckery, call it by its true name
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💀 The Horror Guru 🎃
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I'm a sucker for this.
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I’m sorry but this is still the single greatest movie frame in the entire history of cinema
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1 year
the noise I made realizing this
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3 years
I am tired of men having a bad day being an acceptable narrative for murdering women and how that narratives grows even larger when the women in question are non-white, immigrants, sex workers, or a combination of all three.
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Gerri from Succession
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3 years
*taps the sign* don’t make me tunashame
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me with the butter knife when I’m done making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
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5 years
I—
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I’ve read Dune. I’ve see a few Dunes. I thought I was prepared for the energy this man was gonna bring and I was absolutely not. Every time he showed up, all I could think about was the deranged fan fiction that HAS to be popping up on AO3.
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3 years
Absolutely loved Dear Evan Hansen
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2 years
The movie: Colette has hard to work harder than her male peers and is offering to help an untalented nepotism baby knowing it probably won’t behoove her Also this movie: Colette learns to cook from a rat
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this is the most hilarious shit I’ve ever seen
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4 years
That Stephen King sticking up for trans women was enough to make JK Rowling delete her tweets praising him and block him (!!!!) really shows how much her transphobia is rooted in her own selfishness and not any actual “concern” for other people (which is also bullshit but lol)
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The New York Times editorial board
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I am cracking the fuck up seeing so many people learn that Dear Evan Hansen isn’t a gay coming-of-age story and is just about a mediocre teenage liar
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Todd Phillips acting like he made some masterpiece on class warfare and bitching about how men can’t make comedy makes all of the Parasite and Jojo Rabbit wins so much sweeter
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I am loathe to qrt this man, but nothing prepared me for the actual headline vs his tweet
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Joe Biden is destroying America.
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I wish published novels all had elaborate, overly apologetic author’s notes at the beginning of every chapter like fan fiction. “Yeah loll I really don’t know what im doing here with Gatsby’s car here, thought it was starting to get slow and wanted drama ^____^ anyway pls R&R!”
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WHO DID THIS
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THIS IS NOT WHAT CRACKER BARREL WAS TO BE ALL ABOUT
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2 years
I’m not mad, I’m happily watching it with my daughter right now—but it’s just wild how the movie throws a very real thing out there and then is like “eh” lol
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I love N*SYNC!!
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society has progressed beyond the need for joss whedon.
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me and the boys once we get the vaccine
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Tolkien being ashamed/embarrassed of his created languages and then them becoming the most widely recognized fictional language is a lesson that you should not be ashamed of your cringe
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I—
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Time for this meme
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man I love being Catholic
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I’m a queer parent, and tbh if you don’t want to have to explain shit to your kid at Pride that has hard answers or crosses the line of what you feel is comfortable, don’t fucking take them. Pride didn’t start as a PR campaign to impress the wine moms in your book club.
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Ready Player One
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I do not care if Sith they are. I do not care if They're Jar-Jar. I do not care if she is Snoke's. I do not care about Rey's folks.
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Daisy Ridley has confirmed that Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker will address Rey's parentage.
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People have the audacity to call Matt Reeves’ “The Batman” realistic, yet I do not recalling seeing a single ad for Shen Yun anywhere in Gotham City 🤔
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I will never forgive Disney for this shit
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No one is talking about how good Nicole Kidman is in West Side Story, and it's frankly embarrassing
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I don’t care what anyone says, comedy peaked in this second and has never come close to it since
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ok but you should also see his phantom
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ok but check out this version from a korean stage adaptation
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Also just funny how these are the same people who yell about businesses being able to make their own decisions, yet here they are getting mad that they are doing just that—while also STILL selling the same shitty chicken-fried steak
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“In the room the women come and go / talking of Jason Derulo” —T.S. Eliot
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Now make like a wizard’s shit on the floor and disappear
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J.K. Rowling's book sales lagging despite industry boom in June
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Ok don’t get me wrong because we love Paloma Diamond but I saw Breathe and it was kind of mid. Like if she wins for that, it feels like it’s a pity award because they didn’t give it to her for The Remedy
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Oh Paloma Diamond is TAKING it
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Women’s menstrual cycles make them very emotional.
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Desperately need a “Proud of my Plant Sausage” bumper sticker
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Eight-year-old me playing with my Polly Pockets in 1995:
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@comradec0re 😶😶😶
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I can’t take any credit for this meme, but my sister just sent it to me and it is everything
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Prince Philip is THRIVING and GLOWING, honey
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nobody: literally nobody: high school theater kids:
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everyone acting like the shape of water was the first piece of mainstream media to “go there” when this exists, smh
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I’m going to pretend like this didn’t happen
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IS THIS YOUR KING
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if you were a millennial preteen who loved broadway before 2002, you had, like, three shows to base your personality around, and they were Phantom, Les Miserables, and Rent. Please be kind to the elderly—we exist only within the limitations of the artform.
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imagine being the extraterrestrial lifeform that finds this photo after life on earth has died out
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I think about this moment every time I see someone being mocked for caring about justice. That Larry Kramer’s anger is being called into suspicion for being too much by the @nytimes at his death is sickening
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The best part of The Return of the King
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STOP talking shit about different Phantoms of the Opera Ramin Karimloo is INSPIRING Michael Crawford is ICONIC Charles Dance is MAGNIFICENT Lon Chaney is HISTORIC Gerard Butler William Finley is CUTTING EDGE
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when the best part of the live-action dumbo movie also sums up the movie itself
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this type of sociology 101 word salad is gonna be the death of me
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they look like what the Thénardiers would look like if Les Misérables was set in a central Florida real estate office
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"fantasy for people who don't like fantasy" stop it, your dumb ass wants to ride a dragon and wield the Sword of Reckoning like every other person, brian
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Like, on top of being so SPOT ON with detail. It really is perfection.
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You ever find the moment your life went completely wrong???
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I still eat meat but Impossible sausages are good as hell
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Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” is a song that is simply impossible to overplay or overuse. It’s just that fucking good. I don’t give a shit, put it in every movie. Put it in a bike chain commercial. I don’t care.
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i love these movies but this is literally the funniest fucking shit ever
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the meme generator has succinctly captured my flavor of anxiety disorder
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I want what she has
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So, ok, I found this incredible photo from mid-late 19th century Qajar Iran of two women with their father, and it's proof that dads have ALWAYS loved taking goofy photos.
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Someone has decided to speak for the catfish
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Still thinking bout those beans
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@xoxogossipgita Do people born into wizarding families live in some libertarian hell where you have to hope your dad likes you enough to teach you how to write your name
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“I am never tweeting again,” I say, as I hit the send tweet button
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I’m pretty sure Matthew Morrison as the Grinch is a war crime
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Simpsons frames that go hard
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I’m watching the extras for the Cats movie and this concept art is killinggg meeee
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Two warring queens trying not to need to use the bathroom
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HIT ME WITH THAT DEEP SHIT
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WandaVision had me weeping
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Fleetwood Mac really put their whole asses into that one
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The best part of the Cats movie is how you can pause it at any given moment and get art
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Based
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This would break me, mentally. This would be my villain origin story. My rise to a cruel and dark lord who bans arts programs in schools.
@FilmUpdates
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James Corden, Camila Cabello, Billy Porter and Idina Menzel stopped traffic in LA for a flash mob with a cover of Jennifer Lopez’s “Let’s Get Loud” to promote #CinderellaMovie
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Everyone laughs but if The Unknown was a pre-existing character, he’d be an inescapable Tumblr Sexyman
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This Willy Wonka story is incredible. What's going on here? What part of the film was this hahahahaha.
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I don’t tag famous people in tweets, but @rianjohnson , I’m begging you to let me produce a Knives Out musical. I already have some song titles 1) Harlan Cleans House 2) A Smaller Doughnut with Its Own Hole 3) Good Girl, Hard Worker 4) Eat Shit. Eat Shit. Eat Shit. Thnx
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If you're excited about Sonic the Hedgehog, you're gonna LOVE the next movie in the Sega Cinematic Universe!
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if we gonna go down this hyper realistic nightmare hole, this should be a plate of poop and used tampons
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NO URSULA DON’T OPEN THAT BOX OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH, OH SHIT, OH NO SHE’S GOT AIRPODS IN
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when a book is so toxic and cruel you have to organize excerpts into categories of bullshit
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Things this person typed out before hitting send: “we know it’s gaslighting” “the fanfic that is our lives”
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experienced physical and emotional pain upon reading this
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