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cait jr

@kittynouveau

4 years

advanced biscuit making maneuvers

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cait jr

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my fiancé is going out of town this weekend and i keep telling people "i don't know what to do with myself while he's gone" and they say "do all the things he never lets you do!" and i'm ??? ????? wym? are y'all ok?

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you think..... you think this guy survived auschwitz and they gave him a sweatshirt............ you think.. you think th

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imagine not having any real problems

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sometimes i want to be like "go off king" or "ok queen" but i'm not sure of a persons gender identity i'm like........ go off my liege

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ma'am are you outside your entire fucking mind

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you come for the queen, you better not miss

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cait jr

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going absolutely bananas over this newborn baby alpaca

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god this is depressing

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god damn

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cait jr

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just remembered the time grimes told everyone on tiktok that she didn't know you were supposed to teach your baby words

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cait jr

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this is the nicest thing i've ever read on reddit in my entire life

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jennifer slopez.

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cait jr

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i am SCREAMING at how this woman thinks a rabbit vibrator works

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cait jr

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MA'AM THIS IS LITERALLY A WENDYS

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this is absolutely cursed

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i'm so high and i'm going insane looking at this

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i haven't been able to stop thinking about this for days... what did he mean... what does he know

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i can't stop thinking about this post and crying

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cait jr

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im calling the police and also the vatican

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this is absolutely deranged

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lol

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i'm so happy i'm alive and got to see this

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cait jr

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it's important to note that the people protesting for businesses to open back up aren't fighting for their right to go back to work. they're protesting to demand other workers be forced back to their jobs to endanger themselves in order to serve them and their nonessential wants

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cait jr

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happy pride

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cait jr

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SIR?????

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i could not make up something funnier than this conversation

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oh my god the fucking absolute loser energy here lmao

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i'm going absolutely apeshit right now: on the "what is this thing" reddit, someone reposted a year-old thread based on an unidentifiable silly band that went unsolved after 4 thousand comments- and someone solved it.

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cait jr

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just unbelievably bleak

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babe wake up new absolutely insane way to talk to people dropped

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this is far and away the funniest post about teslas

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oh wow

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i'm falling apart reading this i'm going insane over this man and his crocodile

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this lady on nextdoor was like "we've had this chihuahua for ten years but we had a baby so now we're getting rid of our dog does anyone want him" and i replied "rehome the baby" and now IM the bad guy?

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cait jr

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the shitty movie details reddit rules

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truly, earnestly love this web site

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cait jr

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4 years

it's really hard for me to think of something that gives me as much joy as when zoos just give all the animals a pumpkin

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cait jr

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more of this please

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cait jr

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this is now the best reddit AITA thread i have ever experienced

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gm to Mimi ONLY

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cait jr

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never too early to start teaching your kid to suffer under capitalism

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cait jr

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2 years

this guy is literally about to cry in real life bc a 5 foot tall 70 year old woman is asking him nicely to wear a mask in a public library lmfao

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Illinois librarian holds her ground as an antimasker films himself throwing a tantrum after being asked to wear a mask.

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cait jr

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4 years

please enjoy this video of a canterbury cathedral cat stealing the dean's milk during his morning sermon

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cait jr

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3 years

i just learned about the silky anteater and i am going. insane. what is this

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please enjoy this post i'm currently crying over

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cait jr

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the best part of working at a vet office is getting to see what kind of shit people name their pets. i love it. i live for it. on tomorrow's schedule there's a lady who straight up named her cat "turpitude" and then there's also a dog just named "little guy"

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cait jr

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i am currently becoming the joker

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cait jr

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i'm gonna treat myself to doing laundry and dumping it all over the bed and then not putting it away and just sleeping on the other half of the bed

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cait jr

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this is literally one of the funniest things ive ever read in my entire life. i can't stop thinking about it

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cait jr

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reminder that when asked about the teletubby tinky winky having a purse BBC just responded with the wildest sentence on earth

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cait jr

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how do i get this tattooed onto my body as quickly as possible

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cait jr

@kittynouveau

3 years

he doesn't "let" me do anything... i am allowed to do whatever i want... he's not my parent

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cait jr

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perfect website

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cait jr

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so what you're saying is the fully funded police didn't prevent any crimes from occurring..... ............ interesting

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Atlanta councilman Antonio Brown, who voted to defund police, has car stolen

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cait jr

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3 years

just sharing the absolute most insane queer housing post i've ever seen

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cait jr

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experienced physical and emotional pain upon reading this

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the only things he doesn't "let" me do are live in squalor and forget to take my meds and be late to work every day

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i'm having a full mental break watching this video of a baby raccoon herding goats

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cait jr

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bro cut it out!!! your cat is going to contact the spirit world!!!!

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i am honest to god going to lose it

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the literal actual OSHA is on tumblr yelling at people about workplace safety now

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cait jr

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let's bring this back

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she looks like this now

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say sike right now

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oh, no thank you

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people are really responding to this saying "actually children do just learn language by absorbing it" as if this baby isn't just kept in a self driving cyberpunk tesla crib filled with crystals 24 hours a day

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cait jr

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this guy deleted this tweet which is sad bc i would have LOVED to discuss it

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i'm sorry this fucking absolute genius got himself a thick, beautiful ride or die wife and you're saying what?

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god i hope this is real

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cait jr

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p l e a s e

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cait jr

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i have to say i fucking LOVE the collective exhausted reaction of "can you just stop this and tell us what you want us to buy"

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🚨 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 🚨 There is currently a monolith at the top of Pine Mountain in Atascadero!! (Photos by @Atownreporter )

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gee why don't people like landlords

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tell me about the secret forbidden orgasms Luke

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i know this is a lot of words but please, please i am begging you to read it all

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cait jr

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the prophecy

Arthur Delaney 🇺🇸

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Nancy Pelosi just introduced, as part of the Jan 6 remembrance.... a song by Lin Manuel Miranda performed by the cast of Hamilton

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cait jr

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"i gave my best to you assholes" you could have kept it. i didn't ask for that. you could have kept that to yourself

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gfgsnshgsndb

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cait jr

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both.......... holes

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cait jr

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that's called "fucking around"

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the "protect and serve" reddit fucking bangs lmao

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literally hope this bitch fucking [redacted] [redacted] corona [redacted]

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i would pay ANY amount of money for this woman to explain to me 1) which holes she is talking about and 2) where she thinks they are

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cait jr

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the wikipedia page for the Gävle goat, which is erected and then burned down by vandals almost every year, is maybe one of the funniest and most compelling pieces of nonfiction writing in history

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so..... your child stole someone else's food is what you're saying .....

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scouring the ancient texts for scraps of information pointing to a mythical super orgasm... like indiana jones and the holy grail...

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"met at church youth group" ass bitches

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my great aunt, who was murdered by a cat the same year the titanic sank

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germans getting absolutely blisteringly angry at this joke is funny every single time

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PLEASE i'm in tears

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cait jr

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sometimes when life gets to be too much i just remember mama pasta and her noodles

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cait jr

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i'm dying that he drew a made up lady calling this buff guy gross bc if he drew himself saying those things it would be fucking weird but then didn't like see that through to its logical conclusion (him writing this comic at all is fucking weird)

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i am going to pass away

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