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Plastic surgeon. Video Podcaster. Guitarist/Vocalist. Ducatista. Writer. ENTJ. True neutral. YT: @niptalkshow . IG: @dallas_niptuck

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11 months
One of the craziest medical videos I've taken in awhile. What do you think it is?? Leave a comment with your guess! #MedTwitter
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@crazyclipsonly When you know what kind of dog it was before you watch the video…
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@ElijahSchaffer Pitbulls are the worst dogs. Have been fixing injuries from them for 20 years now.
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@ravenscimaven Shouldn’t be awkward. Plenty of people who are well off now grew up poor.
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@Morbidful When I was a med student, a pregnant woman’s baby died at near full term. The baby still had to be delivered of course, but it got stuck in the birth canal, and when the OB was trying to pull it out, the baby’s head came off. That was 23 years ago and I will never forget it.
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@GeorgeTakei You shouldn’t start a war if you’re not willing to deal with the consequences.
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@BadMedicalTakes I haven’t seen a death from a car crash in ages. No need for these pesky seat belts and airbags!! 🤣
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@crazyclipsonly A future where humans are ruled over by AI looks better and better each day lol
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@heatherwritesss Seeing a dermatologist for trauma wound was the initiating problem.
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@MediaversityRev Make your own movies if you insist on check boxes.
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11 months
@JanuaryDoNoHarm I’m a plastic surgeon. I will do top surgeries for trans adults, but I’m 100% against HRT and trans surgery in kids. Why? Because research shows desist rates in kids is in the 40-50% range. I did a fair and in depth segment about it if you want to learn more.…
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@JordanLkarr @C19VaxInjured LMAO… there’s an emergency blood shortage right now, and here you are wanting to know who donated the blood that could save your life. Hilarious.
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@JoelBrownMD At least you can embrace your heritage. I’m a white guy of German descent with a German name in a time when everyone is labeled a Nazi haha. 😜
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11 months
@KirklandWAPD Police will put out an APB over a burnout and turn a blind eye to people slinging fentanyl and crapping on the sidewalk. Makes sense.
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@mhdksafa That didn’t happen.
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5 months
@cmclymer Kurt was accepting of everyone, and defended all marginalized groups vehemently, but having read every biography about him and the band, as well as having watched pretty much every interview with him in it, I haven’t seen any evidence that he was secretly trans.
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@SmutRocks @StephenKing LMAO… he had the highest rated cable news program for like the past five years straight. 🤣
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@MoreCrazyClips If they end up getting married, it will be a great story. 😊
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4 months
@trina1982t2 Looks like venous stasis disease.
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@DrJenGunter @RyanMarino Plastic/hand surgeon here. I’d say childbirth is a lot worse than amputating a finger. People who lop off one of their fingers clean are generally in minimal pain by the time they hit the ER.
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@AmyGDalaMD I already just use a single space, but as a Gen-X I’m considering going back to double-spacing just because you don’t want me to.
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@eyeslasho I was told at two medical schools I interviewed at that I was an excellent candidate but as a white male it would be harder for me to get in. Obviously I got into to med school so all good, but it was kind of unsettling to hear that haha.
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@ericareport “No Black person will be able to succeed in a merit-based system…” WTF?? This is the most racist thing ever.
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@DrBrittaniJ You’re upset about someone supporting the police and you thinks it’s about you? Wow… 😳
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@AshleyGWinter I love how there are enough overhead lights to melt the patient. 🫠
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@jk_rowling I don’t think cis is a slur as @elonmusk suggested, but I don’t think we need a category for the 99% of us who are not transgender either.
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@HarvardFedSoc I mean let’s be honest here… we should at least slow clap for these kids to have the bravery to post this pic to social media knowing full well what the response would be.
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@DrEliDavid 1600 cases out of 350 million doses. Risk of myocarditis after vaccine is 0.0005% or 1 in 220K. Risk of myocarditis after COVID infection, 0.2% or 1 in 5K. At least be transparent about the data.
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@nytimes Seems no one cared about him until he could be used as a political pawn. So sad.
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@ElijahSchaffer Beauty in the eye of the beholder I guess. She looks good to me.
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@ZeekArkham Grew up in a time when everyone thought nuclear war was imminent, and we were like, f*** it let’s go outside and play tackle football in the street. 🤣
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@schemaly Weird they don’t mention what medication. A quick look showed almost all cluster HA meds are safe in pregnancy. Couldn’t figure out which one is contraindicated.
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@1000waystod1e Totally the motorcycle’s fault. I say that as a lifelong motorcyclist.
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@libsoftiktok Made this graphic for a segment I did on the fentanyl crisis. Crazy stuff…
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@FoxNews I couldn’t think of a more misogynistic thing to say. Basically she’s saying women can get into college on a merit-based system? Utter rubbish.
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@fatnoobfat @Morbidful I was like, “oh shit!” OB was holding the head for a few seconds then he sat it on the OR table. One of the people in the OR passed out. They ended up sending us all home after. Crazy stuff.
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@TPP_MD You could have summed this up with, “It’s not the destination it’s the journey”, but I will give you a consolation +1 for the NBA Jams reference.
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@FoxNews I feel like he has done way more to hurt race relations than help them, but whatever. Gotta pay the mortgage some way, right Colin?
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@FightHaven You can’t assault people over words, no matter how vile they are. Anyone who disagrees with that should not be in society.
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@RollingStone His statement seemed reasonable… OK for adults, tap the brakes for children.
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@MAstronomers Was it unobtainium?
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@JackhRng @crazyclipsonly Pit bulls are known for aggression to other dogs. Also, they are by far the most likely breed to cause severe injury or death when they attack humans. Great dogs otherwise.
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@MomPedBlog I love when I have to do “peer to peer” for placement of ultra complex reconstruction patients and the insurance doc denying placement is a former family practice doc who doesn’t even understand what surgery the patient had. 🤦🏼‍♂️
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@FoxNews Not ready for a world without Dr. Dre. Best wishes for a full and speedy recovery. ❤️‍🩹
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@lohanisgod This logic checks out. 👍🏻
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@FoxNews I would blame inflation on our government printing money like it’s a wordwide MMO game of Monopoly.
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@KyleKulinski Thinking healthcare is free…
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@ATLANTAGATOR @ElijahSchaffer Your experience doesn’t change the data on pitbull attacks/deaths.
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@AOC Maybe if they weren’t too busy using their water supply to make rockets…
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Hamas digs up the waterlines in Gaza to make rockets to fire at Israel. They actually made this video thinking it would make them look like the good guys.
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@FoxNews So @elonmusk is the greatest innovator of our time, and Edward Norton is a guy who plays pretend for a living. Who to believe? 🤔
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@HumansNoContext Dobermans are the best dogs. ❤️
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@kevin_powell @coachprime @DeionSanders I love Deion and have been following the Buffs because of him, but what is the racism towards him? People rooting for him to lose? That happens to everyone.
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@SynthPotato OMG… I saw the post you retweeted earlier and just skipped it bc I was like, oh great another medieval game, but then I actually watched it bc of your tweet and now I’m like HOLY FUK TAKE MY MONEY!! 😄
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@PicturesFoIder Boba Fett is the ultimate example of this.
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@FOX26Houston If a city ranks low because it prohibits HRT or gender surgery in kids, then this study is garbage.
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@SethAbramson Except all evaluations of Elon’s IQ put it at 150-160, which is by definition a genius.
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@KodakJack47 @russianbarbii @InternetH0F I feel like I just witnessed a hate crime.
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@KaroroMitchelle Bad advice. Having shared experiences generally builds relationships.
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@eyeslasho “This is probably still the best argument for attending an elite.” For what purpose or outcome?
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@RollingStone Rolling Stone needs to fire their writers.
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@FAFO_TV People that ride motorcycles like that don’t for long.
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@AngryBlackLady We should have empathy for each other, regardless of gender. Why does it always have to be a contest? 😔
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@theprism89 @JoeBiden LOL good luck. Hope you’re on the front lines of that one
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@ninaturner @benshapiro Some nerve? You wouldn’t give a rip about Neely if he was white, and you’re sensationalizing this for your own personal gain. Some nerve indeed.
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@uche_blackstock The three biggest risk factors for maternal complications in pregnancy are: obesity, diabetes, and hypertension.
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@1000waystod1e I have two 100lb Dobermans. My advice: don’t fck with them.
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@FoxNews “Suspect” who was seen on video waving a gun around and robbing people you mean.
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@9mm_smg Nice speech. So what’s your solution to Hamas then?
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@trina1982t2 Venous stasis disease is a clinical diagnosis. I run a huge wound program so we treat this all the time. Need strong compression to force out the fluid so the wounds can heal. And yeah, gotta treat the cellulitis with antibiotics. It just makes everything worse.
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@SJWilliams123 Vaccines carry some risk but cancer isn’t one of them.
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@BurgartBioethix Ask a plastic surgeon who the two best surgeons in the world are, and they will have a hard time coming up with the other one.
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@Elonisabit61133 @JackhRng @crazyclipsonly So you’re saying ONLY pit bull owners don’t train their dogs?
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@CNN It’s a weird world we live in when people who say biological men shouldn’t compete in women’s sports is cause for violence, and even worse that others cheer it on.
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@monitoringbias GoFundMe needs a Community Notes equivalent. 😄
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@FoxNews It boggles my mind that the average taxpayer in San Francisco isn’t packing their bags and leaving ASAP.
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@AngelaBelcamino “The only winning move is not to play.”
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@VivekGRamaswamy Reviving mental health institutions would also greatly help the homeless crisis.
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@SouthlandPost I wonder what year it was that we peaked as a society before slowly spiraling down into where we are now. Late ‘90’s? Early 2000’s?
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@TammieMcDonal17 Bell’s Palsy affects about 40,000 people every year, and it is most common in 20’s to 30’s age bracket.
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@19joho Of course the main reason to down schools wasn’t worry about children deaths, it was worry over propagating the pandemic and infecting those who were more vulnerable at home.
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@OGdukeneurosurg Attending showing a resident who the boss is.
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@NFLNotify The person voicing these concerns should be banned from journalism and broadcasting.
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@MattWalshBlog It was decent but there could have been more tasing. 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🤣
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@WuWei113 @TuckerCarlson I want this account to be real but I’m afraid it’s not. Following regardless.
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@dandrezner @elonmusk Feel free to leave.
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@CNN The quality of certain medical studies plummeted when organizations decided that outcomes had to fit certain narratives.
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@jfitzgeraldMD As someone who is full general surgery and plastic surgery trained, I give full props to my GYN-ONC and URO-GYN colleagues. Those are some tough surgeries y’all do. Respect.
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@cmclymer You should re-read the comments you made and the ones I have made and then reassess who is upset between the two of us.
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@FightMate One side of that altercation was looking for a fight. Same story over and over. Take precautions.
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@TravisAllen02 @elonmusk I’ll take “Shit that never happened for $1000, Alex.”
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@jfitzgeraldMD I want to believe this doesn’t happen, but then again someone has to graduate at the bottom of the med school class.
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Plastic Surgeon Breaks Down Megan Fox's Plastic Surgery Revelations
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@9mm_smg I’m not religious but when a war breaks out between two groups I’m pulling for the side that doesn’t want to see me dead.
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Plastic surgeon breaks down Erin Moriarty plastic surgery rumors and feud with Megyn Kelly. Follow for latest plastic surgery and health news!
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@YogYudha @MKUltraMoney LMAO… people who didn’t experience community open mic lobbies in the early days of online gaming have no idea.
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@realstewpeters As a plastic surgeon, I would say that if those pics are real and not doctored, he had a facelift. That being said, it’s not a good one. “Pixie ears” is easy to avoid if you’re skilled.
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@ShooterMcGavin_ Best meme of this so far…
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@FoxNews You know his team spent days thinking about how he should look in his mugshot… smiling, smirking, looking tough, etc.. Seems he went with the latter. How would you rate it? I think it’s solid 9/10.
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